Cristina and Carolina were on there way to Dr. Japon's Jungle Hospital, which is a town vet that specializes in unprivileged pets. Cristina and Carolina found a discount on their coupon app that they could save 60% off if they go to the place. By the time they got there, they saw that the place was quarantined with Monkomonko Disease, "Estrella is not going to like this." Carolina said to her older sister.

XxoxX

Meanwhile at the school's Spanish Club, Estrella was showing her how she says fruits in Spanish, "Uvas, naranjas, sandias, guindas" Estrella said as she pointed to the English translator, "Grapes, oranges, watermelons, cherries"

The entire club cheered for her talent in Spanish speaking. Amongst them was Helen, Estrella's girlfriend, "Poyo" cheered Kirby.

"Poyo is not Spanish for orange" shouted a student, "It's naranja"

"Relax" Estrella said to the student, "Kirby doesn't talk well."

"Maybe he can try some of the imported Costa Rican coffee" Helen suggested, "Senora Cambeiro just got a shipment of it for the club."

After he drank the entire pot of coffee, he turned into High Jump Kirby. Causing him to go crazy around the Spanish room. A young latino woman came into the room feeling hororfied about the mess. Kirby and Helen grabbed a hold of Kirby, before he got a chance to attack her by accident, "Lo Siento, Señora Cambeiro" "Kirby just loves coffee."

"I'm just gonna let you guys go." Senora Cambeiro replied, "I'm trying to lay off caffeine, doctors orders."

"That reminds me" Estrella recalled, "We have to pick up Swinger today."

She kissed Helen on the lips and said, "Hasta Luego, Mi Novia." Estrella said to her girlfriend.

"Adios mi amor" Helen blushed as they drifted apart.

XxoxX

As she got to Dr. Japon's Jungle Hospital, she saw Cristina and Carolina feeling bum, "Hermanas" she asked as she rushed up to her sisters, "Que Pasa"

"Hermana" replied Cristina, "The vet says that Swinger has a case of Monkomonko disease and he won't be out for months."

"Eso es terrible" shouted Estrella.

"I know this is strange," Carolina replied, "But I think I've heard about this Monkomonko Disease somewhere before."

"Well, well, well" Billie shouted as she was carrying some shopping bags, along with Zara and Miley, "Sounds like the little psycho has lost her little pet."

"You don't understand, Billie," shouted Estrella, "Swinger and I have been together since I was 10. We're best friends."

"Really" Zara said, "I thought those Queen losers were your best friends."

"What about me?" Isla shouted, carrying the extra aloe vera, "You still need to recover from that Hawaiian sunburn, Billie."

"Fine" Billie shouted, "Ruldolph told me that my dad would take away my allowance if I don't use aloe vera soon."

Cristina decided that they should go to Roadhouse Fantasia for some answers, plus she's getting paid today.

Once there, Carolina and Estrella fixed up some tacos with a side of roasted zuchinni and some lemonade. "So Sis" said Estrella, "Where did you learn about this Monkomonko Disease"

"You know that hit 1980s movie, Monkey Migraine" asked Carolina.

"Yeah" Estrella answered, "That horrible medical/zoology movie that bombed so hard after being in theater in 1 month."

"Exactly" Carolina replied, "One of the patients had a case of Monkomonko disease, a fictional infectious that turns it's victims into monkeys."

"You think the quarantine is a fake?" Estrella asked

"I think so" Carolina replied, "We better investigate tomorrow after school."

"Now that you mention it," Estrella replied, "Leah is going on a date with Issac to the middle school's spring play production, Tania and Paige are studying for that science test, Rylie is going to help her parents order some buisness cards for their honey-making company, and Kaylin is gonna help her uncle try a new soup recipe he learned from his night cooking classes."

"That means it's the Pareja Sisters mystery" Estrella asked.

"You guessed it" Carolina smiled.

XxoxX

The next day after school and work, Kirby and The Pareja Sisters rushed up to Dr. Japon's Jungle Hospital to see that the quarantine sign is still up. Carolina took out her library card to get into the place, "I'm glad I decided to return those books on repairing old cameras today." Carolina said.

She used the card trick to get into the door and it opened. Inside, they saw that they were giving out keychains for sale. Kirby looked up close the keychains to see that it's real monkey fur and it was made in Costa Rica, "¡Serían cinco pesos!(That would be Five Pesos)" shouted a big vet.

"Listen," Cristina said, "We know about the whole Monkomonko Disease and we know this place is hiding something."

A tall black man with a pair of grey cats came in to see if his pets would have a checkup, but the big vet rudely replied, "¡Estamos ocupados con nuestra cuarentena de monos! ¡Piérdase!(We're busy with our monkey quarantine! Get lost!)

"Rude" shouted the tall black man as he left.

The big vet decided to check to see how many monkeys are quarantined. This was their chance for them to sneak in to find more clues.

Estrella looked down, and saw some capuchin monkey fur. Like Native Americans, she smelled it to pick up their trail. Carolina was disgusted, because she had to keep doing that tracking technique ever since middle school. Cristina thought it was okay, because it showed good outdoor survival skills. They followed the trail to a broom closet. Estrella remembered that broom closets are least likely places to hide jewels and stolen goods.

They looked inside, to see numerous primapes all around the place. They were locked in cages, all sad and alone. One of them had Swinger in it. He was relieved that Estrella and her sisters came to his rescue, "I'm glad you two got to help me solve the mystery to Swingers kidnapping." smiled Estrella, "Now we should go over the clues again."

"Our first clue was a keychain with real monkeyfur and the country of wear it's from, Made In Costa Rica." Cristina explained,

"Our second clue was the vets only taking in monkeys instead of the other animals" Carolina continued, "A real vet would never neglect other vets in need."

"Finally" Estrella replied, "There was the trail of monkey fur that lead to a broom closet, a least likely place to hide missing monkeys and apes."

"And you two have fallen into our trap" shouted the small vet, "My little sister saw you two snooping around the place. You should know that stalking isn't funny."

"Nor kidnapping innocent monkeys" Estrella shouted, "But why would you kidnap these innocent mammals."

"Don't you see" the small vet explained, "The two of us poach monkeys for a living and we sell them, lying to those gullible customers that they're fake."

As the small vet was still talking, Carolina and Cristina saw Kirby playing with dog toys and in the big vet's hands was a watermelon, "What was that phrase again to help Kirby become powerful?" Cristina asked,

"This sucks" Carolina replied, "I can't remember."

"Suck" Carolina explained, "Now I remember"

"Me too" Cristina replied.

Estrella did some latin dancing, stepped on the big vets feet, caught the watermelon and tossed it to Cristina and Carolina, "Kirby" Cristina and Carolina shouted as they tossed watermelons at him, "Suck it up!"

After he ate it, he turned into Ball Kirby. He bounced all around the place until he pressed a button that says, "Do Not Touch" which released all the monkeys from their cages. Swinger rushed up and hugged Estrella, "I miss you too, Swinger" she smiled as she hugged her pet monkey.

Outside the vet, Senora Cambeiro was walking her pet daschund when she saw the monkeys barge out of it. Her daschund started barking at them, "Down, Roderiga, down."

After she picked up Rodriga, the two fake vets came out of the hospital and collapsed from all the commotion, "Hola, Yolanda" said the small vet, "Long time no see."

"Emilia and Pilar Prats" Senora Cambeiro recalled, "Haven't seen you two in 10 years."

The Pareja sisters were suprised by this, "Do you know them?" asked Estrella

"I was once friends with them back in Costa Rica" Senora Cambeiro explained, "When I found out that their monkey clothes and furniture is real, I cut ties with them. That's when I had to start a teaching career here in Lititz Heights."

"You and your education issues" shouted Emilia as she barged out of Pilar's body, "You also forgot to turn us over to the police, like any other goodie two shoe would do."

"I forgot okay" Senora Cambeiro shouted, "Sometimes, people need to figure things out on my own."

"Like that sap Dr. Jimena Japon would believe that were vets, when really we're poachers."

"What?" shouted an elderly Latino lady, "I go away for a weekend for a safari convention in Pittsburgh, only to find out that the people I hired to take care of my hospital are really poachers."

"Estamos" shouted Pilar.

"Way to go you idiot" shouted Emilia.

XxoxX

The next day, Estrella was coming out of her Spanish class with Helen, finishing up her latest mystery, "I don't believe this" Helen smiled, "You got to stop a couple of poachers from skinning Swinger."

"Si" replied Estrella, "And I got to learn a little history of our Spanish teacher."

As they were getting their books, they saw Billie slipping and sliding from the aloe vera. "Looks like Billie used too much aloe vera."

"I had to get my beautiful skin back," Billie shouted, "Sunspots are some sort of a sign of a disease."

As she slipped around, she bumped into Principal Hopkins, who was carrying some papers for a book sale, which are now ruined thanks to Billie's extra aloe vera, "Miss. Holman," shouted Principal Hopkins, "You know better than to ruin the marketing for a spring high school book sale. That's detention!"

"Looks like Billie has slipped her mind" Estrella joked.

The End.