BFDIA 11: Rolling Girl

(A/N: Hello I'm sorry to have 3 1/2 years of waiting without updates. I am currently focusing my time on the FNF fandom and having acquired a job as I'm currently 19 1/2 years old about to go to college, and only now do I have revived enough love and courage to post this story.

This was actually written in around January 2020 [when I just turned 17 mind you and writing these for fun, not knowing my excessive violence at the time] but for some reason I didn't post it when it was finished so my bad.

When I have enough courage I will probably heavily tone down a lot of parts in my other fics (including these ones) since the young me didn't realize how overboard I went.)

Scene cuts to inside TROLL's Café.

Cloudy: (thick accent) Hey, isn't id time for gake at sdake?

Match: Well, I like, don't know, but someone get Spongy out of here?!

Spongy: Sorry Match...

Bubble: I don't know, but whatever it is only one of us will join!

Donut: Well, I don't know much about the next event, but I guess I would take the spotlight, because I'm the first to be eliminated, right guys?

All of the contestants murmur about who will rejoin the contest.

Firey: (Teleports into the café.) Hey guys! What's up? A TLC contestant and an LOL contestant are rejoining!

All contestants: YEAH!

Announcer: Then let's get to it!

Scene cuts to the stadium.

Announcer: Before I start the Cake at Stake, as you know since last episode, the Cake at Stake theme is gone. That's because we have to sell it due to budget cuts. Anyways, the two people who rejoins will get Tennis Ball's felt. Okay, let's show the votes!

The television shows the votes and it shows the results, one by one, as the bars starts to stop on each of the contestants, Laser Powered Teleportation Devices teleport them back to the TROLL, until there's only two bars still growing taller and taller, Puffball and Pencil. Announcer pauses the results.

Announcer: Welp, it's down to two contestants, will it be Puffball, or Pencil? Puffball, you are voted because while you had a lot of haters, there are also a lot people who forgave you for betraying your entire team. Pencil, many voters felt regretful of voting you in the first place, so they want you to have a second chance. And the one rejoining is...

The Announcer resumes the results, after a short tension, Pencil's bar stops growing.

Puffball: 1,567

Pencil: 1,429

Coiny: 1,356

Donut: 1,312

Match: 1,002

Tennis Ball: 782

Fries: 523

Gelatin: 402

Dora: 231

Puffball: Yay!

Unknown to her, almost instantly before her bar stops growing taller, numerous icons and bars appear, and instantly appear. Bubble's bar beats Puffball's for being the most voted.

Bubble: 2,301

Flower: 1,109

Woody: 1,073

Nonexisty: 1,072

Eraser: 934

Snowball: 912

(A/N: I'm pretty much too lazy to fill out votes, so here are the top 6 most voted)

Announcer: Puffball, looks like you're not the most voted rejoiner.

Puffball: WHAT the?! Why is SHE rejoining? She is not even an official contestant! At all!

Firey: Calm down! I told you earlier, one TLC AND one LOL contestant will rejoin.

Bubble: Seriously?

Announcer: Yes. Which means both of you enter the game.

Puffball: (Simultaneously) Yay!

Bubble: (Simultaneously) YOYLECAKE!

Firey: Now let's get to the elimination!

Firey: Well, W.O.A.H. Bunch, cast your votes!

Pen: I vote for Yellow Face! (Ding) Because if it wasn't for his stupid invention in episode 9, we would've won a prize!

Rocky: Bulleh! (Barfs at Yellow Face) (ding)

Pin: I vote for Rocky— (ding)

Pen: 'cause he's—

Pin: No, not because he's gross, it's because the viewers would vote for him anyway. For doing nothing last episode.

Yellow Face: I vote for Pen! (Ding) Because he voted for me!

Teardrop: (writes "Yellow Face" in a piece of paper) (ding)

TV: (Displays text: Rocky) (ding)

Bomby: NEEDY! (ding)

Needle: (slaps Bomby) Don't call me Needy! (ding) (Clamps her mouth in realization that she voted herself by accident)

Announcer: Well, Yellow Face, with 3 votes you're eliminated. Any last words? 10 seconds.

Yellow Face: Well, when I'm gone, watch my ads, okay?

Announcer: Yeah, whatever. (Teleports Yellow Face to the TROLL)

Pen: Hey what is the "slight twist" you're talking about?

Announcer: Oh yeah! If you're a contestant that was about to be eliminated by the contestants' choice, you could appeal it, as if to say a reason to say why you should stay in the game and/or why your voters' reasoning is absurd. If we accept your appeal, then we will nominate one or more contestants to be eliminated. In the case you've just seen, Yellow Face's last words are his "appeal", but we rejected it.

Pen: Oh, I see. Thank you clarifying.

Ruby spins the prize wheel. It landed on "Recover Golf Ball".

Ruby: What? It's impossible!

Announcer: Actually, it's just very difficult, unless you want her to wake up with amnesia, then play Rolling Girl again, and process repeats infinitely. And what do you know, Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are dead forever, whom I think are the biggest threats to this challenge. However, since Golf Ball has been adored by fans since episode 9, I guess we need to deal with it. The team who did most of the work will win a prize, while the one who did the least of the work will be up for elimination.

Firey: Also, Puffball, you'll be in FreeSmart, and Bubble, you're in W.O.A.H. Bunch.

Puffball: What?! I disagree with you!

Bubble: Noio! I need to stick to my alliance!

Announcer: Oh wait I forgot! The switch! Do any of you want to switch?

Puffball and Bubble instantly swapped teams.

Announcer: Well, that was instantaneous. Go.

OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO

Scene cuts to Bomby, still near the recovery center. He spits out Evil Leafy right out of his mouth, in which she in the latter, walks away.

Pen: Puffball, we need to talk to you about—

Puffball: Guys, can't we just use the recovery centers to just bring a Golf Ball back?

Pin: Well, we can't. Her recovery data was erased to the point where the rescue team are unable to recover one bit of it.

Puffball: Why? Did someone vengeful killed her for being bossy? Ha! She deserved it!

Pin: Actually, While you're eliminated, Golf Ball... changed. She was so bossy that she lost her only friends, friends that once truly trust her. So in the end she realized the errors of her actions—

Puffball: Ugh! What does that have to do with her death—?

Pen: You didn't let him finish, Puffy. She wanted to make up for everything, but it was too late. Tennis Ball, her own "platonic" partner who she cared for her whole life, gave her a coarse meal, which is our way of saying for driving someone to suicide.

Puffball: (her eyebrows began to drop) How disgusting... he should die! Also, don't give me such weird idi—

Needle: I know, I know, but what Pen and Pin said is right. What he did was no better, and so, he got the death penalty. So Puffball, if you betray and be mean to your own team again, people will walk away from you, or worse, vote you off after just one challenge. We're really worried that you'll get the same fate as Golf Ball, and you don't want us to become the next Tennis Ball. Look around you!

Puffball: (she looks around her and notices her team is new) What? It's just you guys.

Pin: That's right. Your whole team is gone! Eliminated! All of them! It's already too late to apologize right now! (Rocky walks to Pin, who didn't noticed that he's gone) Oh! Except Rocky... but you know what to do by now.

Puffball: Yeah. (Flies over to Rocky) Rocky, I'm sorry for betraying you and your entire team. Will you... forgive me for everything?

Rocky: Well, I'm kinda... sad for you to be gone, so yeah. I forgive you.

Pen: Uhhh, enough with the chit-chat. So wanna help us sculpt Golf Ball's body?

Puffball: Okay-dok— What? Sculpt?

Pin: That's right. In order to construct the recovery data, we need to build the very foundation of her physical form! TV will guide us throughout our procedures for now.

OOO FreeSmart OOO

Bubble: What should we do now?

Book: According to my recovery center manual, which I am, we should recreate her personality from scratch. We do this using the old 777 Heavensdoor programming language.

Ruby: But how are we supposed to learn it all?

Ice Cube: Yeah!

Book: Well, Uh..(She sweats in confusion out of what she just said.)

Black Hole: Hey Mrs. I-know-All, your well-read contents in your infinite book are not so infinite now, huh?

Book: Hey what do you—

Black Hole: Just tell you what, we can just steal TV from W.O.A.H. Bunch and use his A.I., that way we can also stall their progress.

Ruby: Oh, why didn't think of that? Let's sneak behind them, and kidnap TV! (She and Freesmart sneaks behind the bushes, until they're near TV. At the most perfect moment, they put a sack into TV's screen) Gotcha! (This causes TV to set a blaring alarm off, notifying W.O.A.H. Bunch)

Pen: (to FreeSmart) Hey! What are you doing?!

In a panic, FreeSmart ran away back to their original place.

Black Hole: Well that didn't work. Now what?

Ruby: Let's use Book!

Book: Wait you're not... (Ruby grabs both of her covers, and proceeds, while straining to open her up) Hey hey... okay OKAY! (Opens herself up, revealing to have many pages that seem to go on for eternity)

Ruby: (Turns the pages one by one until she found the 777 Heavensdoor language) Found it!

Black Hole: Welp, looks like it's gonna be a walk in a park.

Bubble: How come?

Black Hole: Welp, it says in Book that we should just answer some questions to recover someone, just like in episode 17. Ice Cube, read them!

Ice Cube: Yeah!

Bubble: "Q1: What is her usual nickname?" Uhhh... Bossy Bot!

Ruby: Okay, but how do you make the recovery centers read the data?

Ice Cube: (Turns to the next page, revealing the method of input) Here they are!

Bubble: According to the manual, it says we have to use punch cards, and write the entire code in binary!

Ruby: Heh heh, good thing I have a secret weapon. (Reveals a machine with a keyboard, and a box of punch cards.) You see, my sister Diamond was researching the history of computers when she is at Gem High School, and she's generous enough to share her old one while she is about to leave Yoyle City! But enough with the history, let's focus on the challenge!

FreeSmart except Bubble: Yeah!

Bubble: (To herself) Okay Bubble, you're great at tedious contests... (cuts to flashbacks of Bubble in BFDI failing at tedious challenges, when flashback ends, she puts on a determined look) You got this!

OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO

Puffball: W.O.A.H. Bunch, How's it going?

Pen: Probably not good, we need more rubber for the core. Puffball, can you collect some trees, we're also making a machine to create rubber.

Puffball: Okay-Dokay! (She flies to the Evil Forest, where Evil Leafy resides. She then searches a good tree to uproot.) (Uproots a wilted tree) Nope. (Throws the tree away, and it hits Evil Leafy. With Evil Leafy angered, she starts teleporting rapidly to Puffball, at the same time Puffball crushes and kills her with a tree without noticing.) Ugh, there are no good trees her— oh wait! (She finds a patch of fresh trees.) There they are!

Pin: (She starts the rubber making machine) How's the machine going?

Pen: I don't know. Oh wait, where's Puffball?

Needle: Didn't you send her to get some trees for the rubber?

Pen: Uh... No?

Needle: (sigh) Here's the footage! (Plays the footage of what Pen said earlier)

Oh yeah. Behind you.

Pen: (Without realizing that Puffball was behind him, furious and keeps growing in size.) What? Aaaaaah! (Gets crushed by Puffball.)

Puffball: Here's the wood! (Pen didn't answer) Uhhh, where's Pen?

Pin: Oh my pin factory! (Close up to Pen's crushed remains) You just killed him!

Puffball: Oops. (Flies to the HPRC and recovers him.)

Pen: Grr. At least you got the wood.

Puffball: But should we also shape the rubber into a sphere?

Pin: Wha— Oh dear I just remembered!

Pen: You know what? Yellow Face could be useful by now!

Needle: Well, it's your influential words that caused his elimination!

Pen: Hey hey hey! Who's saying my words are influential? Actually, I need that. If it wasn't for me, Teardrop's unfair elimination will be swept under the rug until the rejoin! Think of everyone who needs a second chance!

Pen and Needle start bickering to each other. After about 15seconds, Pin cannot tolerate it anymore and gets involved to let them focus on the challenge.

Pin: Guys! Quit it! Focus on the challenge! If we keep going like this, our team will lose, and people will vote for either of you for losing the challenge!

Pen and Needle continue to bicker.

Pen: Focus on the challenge? Well you can just shove that into your—

Scene immediately changes into FreeSmart's POV

Bubble: "Last question: What does your character think if they are eliminated?"

Black Hole: How would I remember that?

Book: You know you could've just have access to my transcripts—

Bubble: Good idea! (Flips Book's pages until it reads "Transcripts") Almost there! (Flips into the BFDIA 5 script) "Golf Ball: But, but if I leave, the whole world will PLUNGE IN CHAOS! Just, think about it."

Ruby: (Types in the phrase) Good news FreeSmart! We answered all the questions! Let's turn it in to the Speaker Box!

Bubble: Yes, I did it!

The team turns in the punch cards to the Announcer.

Announcer: Wow! I'm surprised you finished with Golf Ball's personality! That's an automatic 50 out of 100 for the overall score.

OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO

Pen and Needle are still bickering.

Pin: (Shouting) Guys, do you even realize that FreeSmart is finished?

Pen and Needle stop bickering and stare at FreeSmart, who is about to begin production for the body. They gasp at realization how much they wasted time.

Announcer: Good news, you don't need to hurry and worry. FreeSmart only did half the work for now, but you should start right now.

Pin: Guys, we should make the shaping machine, quick!

Pen: On it!

Time lapse into building the machine, still using TV's orders. At the same time, FreeSmart was halfway finished with the body.

Pin: Okay! let's start! (She starts the enormous machine, which grinds all the trees, and we see the process of how rubber is made, and later shaped into a sphere, and it comes out as Golf Ball's body.) And using my ol' Ray tracer, (Her ray tracer scans the figure of Golf Ball) now, turn it in! (Her team hurries to the Announcer and gives him the ray tracing data.)

Announcer: Well now that we all have the pieces in place, we'll send it into the rescue team.

Scene transitions with a time card, with the French narrator from Spongebob saying how much time has transitioned.

French Narrator: 1 hour later...

Announcer: Okay guys. Welcome, Golf Ball. Golf Ball, welcome to BFDI. This is your friends, remember?

Golf Ball: Well, of course I remember what makes you think that I don't?

All of the characters cheer at Golf Ball's return to the game.

Announcer: Wow! I'm surprised to see you managed to recover Golf Ball while keeping her memories intact at the same time, and it seems that each team did an equal amount of work, so there is no elimination.

Ruby: Yay— Wait, why are there no tiebreakers anymore like in BFDI?

Announcer: Well, that clumsy Tennis Ball's clumsy foul mouth cost us a whopping $300,000 class-action lawsuit which then caused the extreme budget cuts. So we are currently raising funds to upgrade the show and make up for the lawsuit. All that aside, the viewers will vote for any of the contestants to win a prize.

Pen: Well that's convenient.

Firey: One last thing. Golf Ball.

Golf Ball: Yeah?

Firey: You won the prize in episode 9, yet you haven't got the time to earn one. (Scene cuts to the prize wheel) Spin the wheel.

Golf Ball spins the beautiful prize wheel. It lands on "Steal limbs of chosen contestant"

Golf Ball: What does that mean?

Announcer: You can steal a contestant's limbs and you gain them.

Golf Ball: Can it be arms or legs separately?

Announcer: Well yes, and it can be both.

Golf Ball: I'll go for both of Puffball's "limbs" to Bomby, because she stole Bomby's limbs in the first place.

Announcer: Good choice.

Puffball: But I don't have limbs!

Firey: (Searches through Puffball's fur, revealing two arms and two legs) Then what is this?

Puffball: Uhhhhh...

Firey: No answer? Okay here you go Golf Ball.

Golf Ball: Actually I'd like to give them to Bomby, 'cause they're actually his.

Announcer: Sorry, but we can't give them to Bomby. This is your—

Golf Ball: Just do it, Announcer!

Just as Announcer tries to force Bomby's limbs into Golf Ball, Firey's phone rang. It was another familiar name listed at the top.

Firey: Hello, uhhh... Michael, what's going on?

Michael (President of the BFDI Production team): Oh, I'll tell you. We've been getting requests from some fans to get Bomby's limbs back. Until now, we're finding the perfect time to execute the plan. So please fulfill Golf Ball's special request. And that's an order!

Announcer: (briefly pauses) Grr. Okay, fine. (Takes Bomby's limbs and reattached them to his body)

Bomby: YAY!

Ruby: Uh... is it me, or is Bossy Bot not so bossy anymore?

Pin: Well, it's all thanks to that wake up call that she changed… (sigh, and frowns) even though it doesn't have to be this way.

Announcer: So guys, vote for who you want to get a prize in the next episode!

WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE?

Black Hole

Bomby

Book

Bubble

Golf Ball

Ice Cube

Needle

Pin

Pen

Puffball

Rocky

Ruby

Teardrop

TV

OOO

Scene cuts to a scene where Golf Ball is standing alone.

Puffball: (Approaches her from behind) Hey GB—

Golf Ball: Huh? (Bitterly) Oh it's you. What do you want, another prize?

Puffball: Nope. I just wanna say sorry for—

Golf Ball: Well what makes you think I would forgive you, you backstabber?

Puffball: Because I know you won't, but I still understand.

Golf Ball: Wha— What

Puffball: I understand the pain you went through, all of those betrayals with TB and me myself, (GB starts to look at Puffball in fury) but one day, everyone will realize their mistakes, just like me, you, and TB. (This made Golf Ball back down, and eventually her eyebrows began to droop) I know. You still won't forgive me for what I've done for now, but I still understand myself. You know, it's really hard for everyone to trust and believe in you, (Hearing these words, Golf Ball starts to feel even sadder and flashbacks of BFDIA 9 starts to stutter in her brain.) after you did something irredeemable to them. Just like me. Regretful, shattered, Depressed. Ever since you came back, I've seen your entire contributions to the show on TV in my room when I am at TROLL. And you did a fantastic though controversial leadership, even without prizes. At that point, I start to think that the prizes I have are useless trash for my personal gain. Well that's all there is to say. I'll apologize when the time is come. Good night. (Puffball flies away, but then Golf Ball starts to cry). What's... wrong...?

Golf Ball: (quivering) I... forgive you.

Puffball: Thank you, C'mere boss.

Golf Ball: (crying while laughing) Hahahahaha! Don't call me boss. Just call me Golf Ball. I quit as a leader.

Puffball: Yeah, I'm sorry for everything. (Laughs happily)

END