(Scene begins on the foot of the hill)
Book: Hey Ice Cube.
Ice Cube: Hey.
Book: You have been avoiding me for the entire month. Is something wrong? Tell me.
Ice Cube: (silent, but still shivering)
Book: Icy? You look like as if... someone had forced to do what... they want. Who is that person?
Ice Cube: This may be hard to say but, you—
Book: Oh. I see. How about we go to—
Ice Cube: NO! (Book backtracks for a bit in shock.) Book. Just! Let me think for myself! I wanna do what I want instead of what YOU want!
Book: But that revolution back then—
Ice Cube: My face looks brave, but deep inside, I feel like someone forced me to say it right to the viewers! (Tearing up) People will vote for me, and you will get away with everything! (Her tears start to flow down) So, I want revenge! (She kicks Book and runs away crying)
Book: Icy wait! (She didn't listen) D'oh, What have I done?!
Pencil: (looks at Ice Cube crying in the streets of the abandoned city) Icy? What's wrong?
Ice Cube: (sobbing) Book is so forceful!
Ruby: Yeah, but she's like that sometimes. I guess we'll wait for the right moment to confront her, right Black Hole? (Black Hole kept silent for a while.) Black Hole?
Black Hole: Actually she's like that all the time, so I've been waiting for THAT moment ever since Match's elimination.
Pencil: What?
Black Hole: She looks as if she won't listen to anyone she doesn't truly trust, no matter what. And I've tried talking to her. Twice. Psychologically speaking, she is now nigh impossible to ever change. I feel like I had no choice but to wait until she realizes her own mistakes. The only person she truly looks up to is Ice Cube. I bet if she slips up even once, and exposing her true feelings, it'll shatter everything Book held up to, even if it's only one word of opposition.
Bubble: But you could've just tell us or Firey, or basically anyone!
Black Hole: Well, FreeSmart always stick together, so there's a high chance she is watching us from the shadows. She is a very intelligent little girl y'know.
Book: Hey, guys, I just wanna say I'm sorry for all of the commotion last month, and—
Black Hole: Well well. I guess you messed this one up huh? Remember this, do what she wants instead of what you want, so leave us alone.
Pencil: Black Hole's right. In fact, you're officially out of the ALLIANCE! Ice Cube here deserves a better position rather than an alternate.
Book: I understand. I'll be eliminated. I just know it.
Announcer: Welp you're right on time with that one.
Pencil: Right on time for what?
Scene immediately teleports to the all the contestants in the stadium.
Pencil: Okay, where are we now?
Announcer: Well, that is our Instant Teleporting Device.
Firey: In fact, it's time for Cake at Stake! Teardrop, you won immunity, so you win a prize this time. So spin the wheel!
Teardrop spins the prize wheel. It lands on "YF Headphones".
Teardrop: Hey, nice headphones, how does it sound? (Puts on the headphones and hears YF's voice from BFDI 16.) Oh no.
Firey: Today's cake will get this chocolate cake. All of your votes are in 3 or more digits.
UFE Contestants: (gasp)
Firey: Except Bubble, who got 99 votes.
Bubble: Yoylecake!
Announcer: Pin, Ice Cube and Black Hole are also safe. Fling, fling and fling.
Firey: Rocky, the fanbase must've forgave you and let you start from scratch, so you got one two three four votes!
Rocky: But what does that have to do with the joke?
Announcer: Long story short, (begins speaking very quickly) then you restart your life from scratch you go to object pre school and these are your first four numbers to count. (All contestants feel uninterested) Okay, All that aside, Bomby and Puffball are safe with 1578 and 1893 votes respectively.
Pin: Hey, Pen.
Pen: What is it?
Pin: Last time I checked GB is in the bottom 2 twice in a row, right?
Pen: Yeah, so?
Pin: It's that I fear she will be eliminated. Her personality's changed, but her methods haven't.
Announcer: Actually, Golf Ball is safe, despite her rather unethical methods. Wow! This is the first time someone dangerously close to elimination once has starting to become popular.
Firey: Pencil and Needle, you're safe with 2346 and 2483 votes. Now it's down to Pen and Book. Pen, you cussed at Pin, a fan favorite of the show, with the same word Coiny used to call me. Also, you like to see her pain and agony rather than focusing on the challenge. Book, you started a revolution, forced Ice Cube to do things she feels uncomfortable with, and attempted to kill GB, causing an outrage of her fanbase. But I think we know full well of who it is, if it wasn't so obvious. Show the votes!
Book: 3941
Pen: 2601
Needle: 2483
Pencil: 2346
Golf Ball: 1932
Puffball: 1893
Bomby: 1578
Rocky: 1234
TV: 1043
Black Hole: 987
Ice Cube: 573
Pin: 319
Bubble: 99
Book: (sigh) I knew it.
Announcer: I guess actions speak louder than just words. This proves the number 13 is unlucky, because she maintained this rather unhealthy relationship with Ice Cube until episode 13.
Ice Cube: (shouting) REVENGE!
Announcer: Spin the wheel.
(Ice Cube spins the wheel, and it lands on "Operate a train line")
Pencil: Ummmm…. What is this contest?
Announcer: Wow, perfect timing for this episode, and Very good question. The 13th contest is managing a train line. Each team will operate a train in a train line that has two termini, one is right here and another far away from here. Your jobs are to make sure that you reach or pass the stations right on time AND make sure the mood of the train passengers are satisfied.
The ratings score is calculated based on the average review score from 1 to 5 stars multiplied by 10 and rounded to the nearest tenth, and the punctuality score is 50 minus the difference of the scheduled time for the station to be passed or stopped at and the time the train passes/stops at the station.
Firey: The challenge doesn't actually start now, so you're free to do whatever you want. Oh and… (grabs his laptop and connects it to the TROLL's TVs, scene cuts to the TROLL rooms) TROLL contestants, I don't want you to miss out on all of the fun, so you guys are coming to the tour! In the First Class seats!
TROLL contestants: YEAH!
Match: I have not been away to anywhere outside of Yoyle City in like forever, so this is gonna be fun!
8-Ball: I don't have a favorite number, but I also don't feel anything hazy in my head with this.
Lollipop: Well, whatever works for everyone I guess.
David: Seriously?
Dora: (Perfect Spanish, upset) Well if we can go visit Davidland and look at our home (happy) yay for me! (angry) But if not, I guess I can look at more places I can swallow rather than just being in island diet all of my life.
David: Aw.
Dora: (Perfect Spanish, Upset to Angry) So you really didn't care about my diet huh? That's so typical of you. I hate you. I hate sleeping right next to you in this room. I hate that Firey idiot didn't consider switching our rooms with some other friend of yours and told me to deal with it since everyone else like their rooms. I'm gonna kill you when you sleep.
David: Ugh.
Firey: Alright! The contest's tomorrow at 5 AM sharp, so rest well!
(Time Skip: 8:30 PM)
(Scene starts from the sky and slowly drops to the lands, revealing Pencil, Pen is seen walking by)
Pen: Hey Pencil.
Pencil: (nervously) Oh uhhh… hey! Sup.
Pen: You dropped this. (Hands Pencil the train map for FreeSmart)
Pencil: Oh thanks.
Pen: So how's everything right now.
Pencil: Not quite good. I wanted to truly change yet, my old self kept coming back, even for brief periods, I really messed the Alliance up. It… wasn't even my idea! It's… Bubble's. Yet, I still felt like we've formed an alliance with same name before, just somewhere else. I don't know.
Pen: Pencil. It doesn't matter how many times FreeSmart or the alliance is built. The same people, with same behavior, same results, as long as it's maintained well. I seen ya in challenges, and often times, you still act like the leader sometimes even though you passed it down to Ruby, but even so…, I don't really think that's an alliance, it's more of a regular team.
Pencil: (Upset) Ugh… Isn't that the same?
Pen: To me, No. A team to me has a leader for everyone to keep an eye on, but an alliance? That to me shouldn't be ruled over by someone.
Pencil: So what.
Pen: Treat your team like well, like your friends and others on the team. Listen to their opinions, and think about their ideas and…
Pencil: Well GB's ideas were absurd!
Pen: Ya know, as much I don't like her or even hate her sometimes, ya gotta look into what happened by the time she was in the contests, Were her plans supposed to work for your team's benefit recently?
Pencil: I uh, don't know.
Pen: You don't, cuz you never listen to her.
Pencil: Why should I? Don't you re—
Pen: "—member?" See that's the problem. You're stuck in the past. You take everyone's words, even the ones you like, at face value just like the good things they did to ya in the past. You don't accept people's opinions on the present because you don't bother having the time to rethink and see them change as a person in the now. You never see anything beneath what your book friend with Icy said and take her words without looking for anything that didn't sit well. I know you're gonna deny about it yourself, or say Ruby's now the leader but deep down you'll realize… you still haven't changed much, and have a long way to go.
Pencil: Uh… (Was about to say something but stops short)
Pen: Good night Pencil. And rest well, we're gonna have to wake up early in the morning (Walks away, leaving Pencil with a confused face).
(Next Day: 5 AM)
(A loud alarm blares)
Announcer: Wake up guys! Rise and Shine. The contest is about to start!
Pen: Ugh! Keep it down!
(Teardrop is seen trying to take the headphones off, unable to hear the alarm blaring)
Golf Ball: Aggh my eardrums!
Pin: Oh my pin factory what is this!
Firey: Alright the trains have arrived, and I will look over FreeSmart, and The announcer is gonna look after W.O.A.H. Bunch. We won't be around at all times, so don't try anything stupid!
Pin: And where are the eliminated contestants?
Announcer: I've already transported all the eliminated contestants to the trains with my instant Teleporting device. Oh and they count as passengers, so you at best should keep them happy. Now get in the trains.
(The teams gather in the train labeled by their respective team names)
Now you will wait for the departure light to turn on, and the contest starts.
OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO
PuffBall: Woah! This is amazing! I've been to trains before but never got a chance to ride one!
Needle: Well, what does this lever do— (She was about to touch the lever marked as Gas/Brake before Pin stops her)
Pin: Needle, No! That's the gas and brake lever of this train as seen in the label (Needle looks and sees the label). And the departure light hasn't lit up yet!
Just then a chime plays and a robotic voice speaks "Doors are closing" as the doors close.
Pin: It's almost time.
OOO FreeSmart OOO
Ruby: Here it comes…
3 seconds pass and then, the traffic light turns green and the departure light lights up.
Firey & Announcer: (simultaneously) Go!
(Both teams cancel the brakes and turned the gas to max speed, the trains gradually accelerate)
Ruby: Hold on tight and let's ride the rails!
Golf Ball: (inspects the left side of the train walls, and sees a sign with a number displaying 70) Um… what is this indicator that's named.. ATC?
Firey: That is the Automatic Train Control system. It was designed so that the train will automatically slows down if the speed passes the displayed number, which in this case 70 km/h.
Golf Ball: Oh… Interesting.
Bubble: Well what are you waiting for? We need to go to quicker than that if we want to reach Inanimate Island on time!
(Just then a ding appears. The number on the ATC changes to 120)
Firey: Now you can.
FreeSmart: YEAH!
Firey: But you still need to stop there precisely at 07:22:17.
(Camera shows the current time, which is 05:17:09, and counts up as time flies by)
And to the right show the remaining distance to Inanimate Island.
(Sign reads: Stop at destination after 500000 m)
Black Hole: That's gonna take a while. I'm just gonna pull a bit there, then we can go faster.
Ruby: Black Hole! We can't just teleport to there in an instant!
Pencil: Wait I thought the difference was if we're late to the station. Hey Firey, if we arrive earlier than the predetermined time would we still get our points deducted?
Firey: That's right. Even early arrivals can deduct your points.
Black Hole: Well that's a downer.
Ice Cube: What are we gonna do? We can't let the passengers fall asleep.
Black Hole: Okay I have an idea. Hey can someone break the window.
(Camera pans to Pencil to where she cranks the handle of the window open)
Pencil: You know you could've just crank this handle and open it. Also what are you—
(Before Pencil can finish Black Hole runs out and brings a lot of materials and tools into the train)
Black Hole: Alright, this should be enough to at least build some tools or any small places or something.
Pencil: Hm… Ruby any ideas?
Ruby: other than a TV, I think no…
Golf Ball: Hey! That's… actually kind of a good idea. Go ahead.
Pencil: Do you have any ideas besides that, GB?
Golf Ball: How about train service? Black Hole, can you find somewhere where there's food or anything edible?
Black Hole: oooookay.
(Black Hole Goes out from the window, after a slight pause Ice Cube begins to speak)
Ice Cube: This will… take a while… right?
OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO
(PuffBall is seen flying into the train, dropping a bunch of items as she lands, Teardrop is still pulling out random items in the car and latches it on their ear)
PuffBall: This should be good for something right?
Pen: Yeah that could do.
Pin: Alright, I'm gonna build a stage on the First Class seats!
(Pin walks to the first class car, only to see their model already had a stage, She frowns and walks back to the driver's car. But on the way, she was stopped by Coiny)
Coiny: Yo Pin! Wassup?
Pin: Hey Coiny. I was just here to build a stage for the passengers but turns out we already had one. Do you have any other ideas?
Coiny: We can do train service or um project the stage to the other passengers, so everyone non first class can see!
Pin: That is a good idea! Thank you!
(As she reaches the driver's car, she creates the camera and connects it to TV wirelessly. She then goes back to the first class stage and puts the camera there, and TV outputs the camera's point of view.)
Pen: Wow that's cool Pin! But how are we gonna see the other customers? We can't just use TV he's too small and only can view at one car.
Needle: How about we make giant WideScreen TVs? Oh how about some speakers to play music when the TV isn't airing anything?
Pen: Alright! Let's keep rollin'!
(Just then, Teardrop has their headphones still stuck is pulling out a device from a control panel to take the glue off with the other items she pulled out. Little did she know though that upon pulling it out, it disabled the train's ATC system)
OOO FreeSmart OOO
(Black Hole finds not so many meat, fruits, and veggies and brings them to the train)
Black Hole: This is all I can find.
Pencil: We'll just make use of what we have. in fact it's only an hour and a half before we reach our destination. So get preparing! Golf Ball, Ice Cube, can you tell the contestants of what they want?
Ice Cube: (simultaneously) Yeah!
Golf Ball: (simultaneously) Uh… sure.
Pencil: Also one thing (quickly dresses up Golf Ball). There you look cute now.
Golf Ball: Huh? (Looks at beneath her and realizes she's in a maid outfit) What! Wait I—
Pencil: Okay here ya go (Pushes Golf Ball outside the driver's car, causing her to exclaim a yelp).
(Golf Ball and Ice Cube go into the first class car on the last car, where the eliminated contestants get their seats. They point their attention to Golf Ball's outfit and have an outburst of laughter)
Fries: Oh my fast food restaurant, you're so CUUUTTE!
Gelatin: Yo GB, can ya show me what's ummm… (snickers)
Golf Ball: W— (looks down for a moment) It's a no, Gelatin. Hard no.
(Ice Cube walks towards David)
David: Ice Cube!
Ice Cube: Hi! Anything you'd like to order? Now, we don't have much ingredients as of nowso no promises.
David: Salad.
Ice Cube: Ummmm… I'm not sure if we have enough vegetables…
David: Aw, Seriously?
Ice Cube: Well, hopefully we do!
David: Yeah!
Ice Cube: Uhhhh… Tree? Do you wanna order some food and/or beverages?
Tree: (Australian Accent) Hmmmm… you know, I think a few apples or any other fruits would suffice.
Ice Cube: Okay! Lollipop?
Lollipop: I'd like a spoonful of caviar…
Ice Cube: Uh… Oka—
Lollipop: …arranged in a straight line on top of French toast, dipped in milk chocolate, with the ball of a mini snow cone placed right at its centre.
Ice Cube: Is that all?
Lollipop: (inhales) Yes. That is all.
Ice Cube: I don't think we expect someone wanting fancy stuff up for grabs. So I think we have to decline, Lolly.
Lollipop: Well, Understandable. Oh and don't call me Lolly, (shudders) that name really reeks in a social point of view.
Ice Cube: Oh sorry, Lollipop.
(Time Skip: 07:10 AM)
OOO W.O.A.H. Bunch OOO
Pen: Okay team, I think we need to know stop properly, we're only 2 minutes and we're going at (looks at the speedometer) 320 KILOMETERS PER HOUR?!
Pin: I've finished delivering the train service, what's going on?!
Needle: And now we're only 1.5 kilometers to go!
Pin: Brace yourselves! (Cranks the breaks to E, and the camera cuts to the first class car, where the eliminated contestants jolted out of their
seats and yelped due to the sudden increase of strength in the brakes as the car begins to wobble.)
Roboty: (beeps) .- - ..-.
Eraser: Gyaaah!
Fanny: I hate sudden brakes!
(Pen looks at the speedometer. It displayed 230 km/h gradually speeding down, and the distance meter says there's only 600 meters to go and quickly speeding down, to the point it couldn't catch up with the speed)
Pen: It's still not enough! PuffBall! Push the train from the front!
Puffball: On it! (She floats of the window, resizes, and pushes herself right in front of the train, making floating chunks of gravel scrape her bottom part of her, screaming in agony)
Pen: (checks the speedometer and sees it drop from 200 to 95 km/h in 7 seconds) It's working! But keep pushing, we only have 200 meters before we reach the station!
PuffBall: I'M TRYIIIINNG!
(The train slows down even more, and PuffBall loses her grip, but it was just enough for the train to slow down and reach the station right before it crosses the red traffic light)
Pen: Exactly 0 meters. (Jumps to the air about to celebrate) WEEEE DI—
Announcer: (finishes his sentence) not do it.
W.O.A.H. Bunch: (gasp)
Announcer: First off, you are still a full minute early in the station, that's an -10. Also the emergency brakes are only allowed to be used whenever something gets in the way of the railway or if the train passes a red light. That's a 10 point penalty. So eliminated and rejected contestants: how was the trip?
Yellow Face: I give this trip a 5, because I found out how it looks like to be in an action movie!
Pillow: Well I guess I'm fine with it so 4.
Fanny: I hate this trip! 1!
Nonexisty: 2.
Pen: Hey since when did you get here?
Blocky: Worthy of a Funny Doing, but I don't want a trip like this ever again. 3.
Announcer: Anyone else? Also you can use these voting machines. Not every one is obligated to vote but at least 8 votes are required.
(Pillow, Fanny, Nonexisty, Pen, and Blocky, pushes the buttons corresponding to each of their ratings.)
Coiny: 1. I got explosive nausea at the end. (Pushes the button that says 1 on the machine)
Barf Bag: 1. Coiny made my bag full… (quickly) and now I need to go the bathroom! (Pushes the button that says 1 on the machine)
(Cake's body is seen splattered dead)
(Everyone is staring at his body for a brief while, and then chanted 1 or 2)
Announcer: That gives an average of 14. Which totaling the Emergency brake penalty and the too early timing, you guys got a negative 6.
W.O.A.H. Bunch: NOOOO!
Announcer: There's no need to worry for your score right now, since there's 15 more stops you need to do before the challenge ends. What you need to worry for now, is the damage you've guys caused.
(The team inspected their surroundings, and realized the damage they have caused, one of the TVs fell down and broke, with glass scattering to the floor. The Wireless camera on the eliminated contestants' floor was completely totaled beyond repair, they dropped in guilt for what they have done)
Announcer: Well you got a lot of cleaning up to do. I won't be responsible for any delayed times.
(Pen goes to the and hits a button, the train doors on the outside read in all capitals "out of service")
CRT Computer: Great. Just what I (bleep)ing needed.
LCD Computer: Yeah who is driving the train anyway?
(Outside, the recommended characters murmur and complain about the train being out of service.)
(Time Card: Meanwhile… In FreeSmart…)
French Narrator: Meanwhile… In FreeSmart…
OOO FreeSmart OOO
(FreeSmart's train is seen slowing down as it nears the exit, as it halts, the doors open and many Inanimate Insanity contestants hopped on board of the train.)
MePhone: I can't wait to see the new theme park in Quartizine, How about you guys.
OJ: Well I guess I still have a few hundred thousand to spare, so I guess it' be fun.
Pickle: Can't believe we're half a minute late.
Marshmallow: Oh does that even matter?
Bomb (I.I.): W-well, N-N-Not R-Really.
Firey: Well it seems you are 30 seconds late to the destination. That makes your punctuality score at 20. Let's see how he reviews go.
Remote: (text-to-speech voice) It is alright. The food here is acceptable, but hey I loved the shows they put on broadcast. So 4. (Pushes the button that is marked with a 4)
David: 4. (Pushes the button that is marked with a 4)
Flower: I think it's a 2. Not much fancy for a first class seat. (Pushes the button that is marked with a 2)
Tree: (Pushes the button that is marked with a 5) 5. I enjoyed it.
Dora: (speaking at light speed, in annoyed perfect Spanish) Nothing right here interests me at all. I don't have any satisfaction with how objects have their diet while the crew knows I have a diet of islands. They truly have no sympathy towards island eaters like us. No don't associate me with David I've told you many times I hate and try to kill him. Also this seat is too comfy and soft so nothing. I mean nothing can help save this tour for me, I give this a 1 out of 5. (Pushes the button that is marked 1)
(Many testimonials later)
Firey: We'll that's a total average of 3.8 stars, so you get 38, with a total score of 58… that's surprisingly high for a first try on a challenge this hard.
Black Hole: Totally worth it.
Firey: Well you still have 15 more stations to go, so you guys better start getting serious, because your challenge depends on how you manage this train and it's passengers! (Looks at the camera) Also viewers, check out BFDIA 13b whenever it gets released as the contest is still on, therefore no elimination is gonna take place! See ya!
The screen fades to black.
(A/N: The eliminated contestants are in these teams:
—W.O.A.H. Bunch—
Roboty
Fanny
Blocky
Yellow Face
Coiny
Donut
Nonexisty
Pillow
Cloudy
Eggy
Taco
Marker
Remote
Naily
Saw
Clock
Pie
Grassy
Barf Bag
Cake
—FreeSmart—
Gelatin
Fries
David
Dora
Flower
Robot Flower
Tree
Lollipop
Firey Jr.
Bracelety
Bell
Basketball
8-ball
Snowball
Match
Eraser
Spongy
Balloony
Bottle
)
OOO End Scene OOO
After a few seconds, the screen fades back in.
(Scene cuts inside the W.O.A.H. Bunch Train, the team members are cleaning up and rebuilding whatever damage they caused.)
Teardrop: Uh guys? Can anyone get these stupid headphones out?
Yellow Face: For $9.99 You can buy the superglue
Teardrop: (Unable to hear Yellow Face) What?
Yellow Face: Or… try to die and hopefully you can get recovered here!
Teardrop: Oh uh okay! How?
(Yellow Face drops a TV the team just fixed, making them groan)
W.O.A.H. Bunch: YELLOW FACE!
Announcer: Oop gotta recover Teardrop and Cake.
(Announcer goes to the HPRC in the corner, and recovers them, Teardrop thankfully comes back without the headphones on, though feedback rings into her ear due to the prolonged use of the headphones. She then comes back to her team)
Teardrop: Hey guys what should I do?
Pen: Uhhh help us rebuild the projector and this TV? Also we found this device (raises his hand up with the device that Teardrop pulled out that disabled the ATC system) actually caused the train to unable to control the speed, and it was lying next to you last time I saw it. Care to explain?
Teardrop: Okay. My headphones got stuck and I had to pierce it out.
Pen: Y'know you could've just you know die and hopefully you get recovered with the HPRC which was in the first class car.
Teardrop: Well I didn't visit that room so how am I supposed to know?!
Pin: Okay stop you guys. Let's just focus on clearing this damage so we can just move to the next station.
Pen: (annoyed) Ughhh… okay Pin.
(Teardrop walks away to the broken projector as the screen fades to black once more)
—TO BE CONTINUED—