A/N: Fuck Amber Heard. #CancelAmberHeard #OhCaptainMyCaptain #ProtectJohnnyDeppAtAllCosts


𝅘𝅥𝅮 "Come all you pretty fair maids
Whoever you may be
Who love a jolly sailor
That plows the raging sea

While up aloft in storm
From me his absence mourn
And firmly pray arrive the day
He's never more to roam

My heart is pierced by Cupid
I disdain all glittering gold
There is nothing can console me
But my jolly sailor bold." 𝅘𝅥𝅮

The song floated throughout the air of the calm little island, the soft melody carrying in the gentle breeze. Captain Jack Sparrow, roguish pirate and captain of one of the most notorious pirate ships around, couldn't stop his grin of happiness that spread at hearing how happy and relaxed his little goddess happened to be as he trudged along the sandy hills to get to her humble abode, a lovely little cabin located further inland.

Her little settlement was small, boasting only of her three room cabin, - which featured just a bedroom, a bathroom, and a room that was both a living space and a kitchen - outside of her cabin, she had a small little barn for her critters to protect them from the elements, a little garden plot, and a fire pit. It was simple but lovely and a great hideaway from the rest of society and piracy when he needed a break.

The cabin came into view as he discovered his lovely lass working in her abundant garden, with only a little bleating goat and a cat for company. It seemed the rest of her little animal entourage, consisting of two horses, several more goats, a handle of chickens and a shaggy, mangy black dog named Padfoot, who was more of a goof than protection, was hiding away from the sun in their barn. Jack grinned, big and wide, pausing a moment to stare at the bent-over backside of his lass as she tended to the plants, taking note of the loose dress she wore before he sang, loudly and happily,

𝅘𝅥𝅮 "Oh, don't yiz hear the old man say?
Goodbye, fare-ye-well! Goodbye, fare-ye-well!
Oh. Don't yiz hear the old man say?
Hoor-raw me boys! We're homeward bound!" 𝅘𝅥𝅮

He laughed happily as his lass turned around, spilling wine-colored hair from her bun down her back as she suddenly smiled at him, happy to see him. She took a moment to brace herself against the open wooden crate that was placed next to herself before she stood up, turning towards him with a gentle smile and a hand resting suddenly on the small swell of a bump on her stomach. Jack froze, taking a moment to take in her gorgeous form, basking in the sunlight that seemed to radiate off of her as if embracing her happiness. He doesn't know what to think at first, seeing the obvious change in her body. The shock spreads through him faster than he expected before he feels delight. Pure, unimaginable delight coursed through his body; his love, his goddess, has granted him the best boon he could ask for, a family, a child, protected by the sea and its goddess - as he had a feeling that Calypso would protect the child from her friend and by his own lady love as well.

"Aye, my bonnie lass, I have missed you." He stated, walking forward to embrace her, holding her tightly in his arms. She smells just like how he remembers, like the sea air and a soft hint of cinnamon and something sweet that he cannot name. He had missed her while traveling on the seas, had missed her laughter and company. Just like he longed for the sea, he longed for the lass who loved him so. And he could never stay away for long, he always had to come back to her just like he would always return back to the sea.

"I have missed you as well, my pirate love." She murmured back, hands clutching his jacket tightly, voice suddenly thick with emotion.

"How far along?" He asked, leaning back to eye her and the bump, one hand drifting down to hold it. He could almost not believe that life was sprouting within her, one he helped to make.

"Nearly five months now, I should think, my love. Not your last visit three months ago, but the one before that." She explained patiently.

He hummed for a moment, taking care of his actions as he leaned forward to plant a kiss upon her lips. "The sea will not call me back for some time, I should think." He guessed, throwing a teasing grin at her.

The duo traded smiles before she stepped away to head towards the cabin, "Come, my dear, I have missed you so dearly and wish to hear about your tales since your last visit."

He followed after her happily, relaxing for the first time without a single worry. Only needing to enjoy the sunshine, embrace his love and enjoy the reprieve and peace granted to him.


It took a fair month of him relaxing, enjoying the break from pirate politics and hijinks before he felt called back to his ship, unable to part from her for so long. They had spent their time rolling in the bed whenever the fancy struck her and it did, often, and he enjoyed the simple pleasures of helping her attend her daily chores of caring for the animals and her garden. When the time came for him to leave again, she simply smiled mischievously and appeared with a bag, stating, "I have no wish to be on the island during the last few months. I believe I shall find myself a doctor, just in case."

He paused, scarcely able to believe his ears. Despite offering before, in the past, she had turned them down to come travel with him. He casually mentioned, "Aye, doctors are hard to come by on an Island population of one." He teased, "Shame my ship has but two."

"Calypso has kindly offered to ensure nothing washes upon these shores while I am gone." She said.

"My lady lass," he paused, turning to face her seriously, "would you care to enjoy the company of my ship and crew and enjoy a trip away from home?"

"I would be delighted, my Captain."


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