Demi clayton (Guest): Here you go! My puns!
Pun War-
Jack screeched when they felt snow being dumped down their shirt.
"That's cold!" they glared at a laughing Jake.
Jack huffed and looked away, ignoring Jake.
It had been three hours and Jack was still ignoring him.
"Aww, come on Jackie, don't give me the cold shoulder" Jake snickered.
Jack huffed, that was a terrible pun.
"Making Winter puns is snow soak, the snuggle is real"
Jack lifted their head and looked over to the older.
"Then stop trying, you'll only get frost-rated"
Jake grinned, "there you go, plow your way to my heart"
Jack blushed furiously at that, "not with that chilly behavior"
Jake smiled wider, "it snow chilly, just a little frosty"
"I hate you" Jack stated in the blandest voice he could.
Black Ice mock-gasped, pretending to be hurt.
"How dare you! I am the Winter Spirit! I can freeze your nose off!"
"Funny" Jack dead-panned, not at all afraid.
Black Ice pouted, "not even a little afraid?"
"Not even a little" Jack replied, crossing their arms over their chest.
Black Ice pouted some more before grinning, "icicle for lunch?"
Jack gave him the most unamused look ever.
"Oh, come on Frosty, I'm hungry for something cold"
"How about my soul? Would that satisfy you?"
Black Ice coughed, looking shocked before a giant shit-eating grin took over his face.
"Of course, I would love to have your soul, I would love to have anything yours"
This time it was Jack who coughed.
"Jack?" Jake's grin turned to a look of worry, "what's wrong? Why is your face red? Are you sick?"
"Don't Say That!" Jack said, there face getting redder by the second.
"Say what? I'm so confused" Black Ice panicked.
"'I would love to have anything yours'! You can't say that!"
"..." Black Ice stared at him, confused, "why not?"
"It could be taken the wrong way!"
"Is there a right way for that to be taken?" Jake asked, making Jack make a choking noise.
Jake grinned and leaned forward, his face mere inches from Jack's, "I win"
Jack just stared at him redder than ever.