The red hoard
Author: shadowstriker
Sigh I own nothing…cries.
Rating pg.
The first thing that Severus snape, infamous potions teacher of Hogwarts noticed as he and his daughter stepped into kings' cross station was that there seemed to be a small army of red heads making their way through the crowded station, while breaking every article of the statute of secrecy in the book except firing of spells. He let out a low curse as the plump red headed matriarch of in the lead of the hoard of gingers loudly exclaimed to her broad that they were going to platform 9 ¾ for all to hear, to catch the Hogwarts express. With his luck he just knew he was going to be blamed for this, he could feel it in his very bones!
Doing his best to guide his astounded daughter away from the impending mass obliviation event as discreetly as possible as he could, said daughter looked at him and said "Dad I take back every whine and complaint I every made about how the Weasley's couldn't as bad as you made them out to be…the only thing the could be doing worse is tell muggles how to…..eeeek!" and at that very moment Molly Weasley announced to the whole world how to get onto platform 9 3/4, at the top of her lungs drawing the attention of everyone around her.
"Ooookkk, um dad can we like get out of here while I can still remember my name, pleeease?" Natasha whined as she scanned the area around them fearfully for the tell-tell brown trench coats of auror's and oliviators. Who as soon as she looked away would steal all her memories and leave her brained drained or worse make her repeat year 1-5 again…yikkkes! She was too old to go through potty training again…waaaaaaa! She thought horrified.
Snape promptly grabs her arm as a series as sharp pops sounded through the station, just as the last of the red hoard escaped through the formerly secret entrance of platform 9 ¾, with a half twist and a pop he side-along apparited them on to the Hogwarts express…. just as an obliviate bolt flew through the spot they had just occupied, that would have left him with the mental capacity of an addled house elf.
Several hours later the muggle occupants of the station would wake up and be told there had been a gas leak and the Weasley's would have set a record, for the largest fine ever assessed by the ministry of magic.
"Wheeeew…that was close daddy, I saw diapers flash before my eyes. "Tasha exclaimed as she straightened up from trying to keep the food she had eaten down. "weasleys! weasleys!, WEASLEYS!, when I get my hands on those moronic troll brained dunder heads they will never reproduce again, I swear it. Never have a group of wizards and witches been so blighted as they will be." Severus snape ranted in the empty compartment they had arrived after their hasty escape from mental deletion.
In an adjoining compartment Percy Weasley and his girlfriend felt a chill run through them as they quickly pulled apart from their … hello hug.
"Dad. um you need to calm you need your "SPECIAL" potions again? you know what the medi-witches said about your batistic tranformitis. If you get too excited, you will be stuck as a soul sucking vampire bat for another month, so please calm down before I end up having to teach potions as you squeak instructions to me in batseltunge to me." Tasha pleaded with him.
Snape promptly snaped his mouth closed mid rant as the image of his well-organized selves and classroom being at the mercy of his neat freak daughter flashed before his eyes, with a shudder he vowed once again to never, never to bat out again….and to find and destroy all records of the last time before the Weasley twins found them.
Madam Pomfrey had sworn on her magic she had not told anyone about that one time… shudder the sight of his daughter's old owl cage still gave him chills.