A brother finds an old door in their basement that he swears wasn't there before. All the better for teasing his sister. Written as part of the Halloween in August series

A Layer Cake, a femme fatale, and the easiest affair ever? Illya will soon find out!

Wolf Schmidt and Napoleon Solo are both feeling a way about their situations. Illya and Napoleon go to Colorado to visit Wolf. A Ludwig Bowler story. Final 2 chapters added!

Ficlets in a range of genres, some funny (I hope), some serious.

Napoleon and Illya are on Easter Island for five days. Let's ignore the fact the Orthodox Easter and western Easter are at different times. I'm not sure which of the two this is supposed to be set during. It is very hard to find out about Easter Island in the the 1960s. It seems that the Americans donated a small hospital in the 70s. I don't know if there was no hospital before.

Illya is rescued from a long period of captivity, during which he was waterboarded. At least he has Napoleon to help him recover. This is technically gen, but as always, they are either a couple or not far from becoming one. Some people think waterboarding isn't really a bad thing because it can be done clinically, with doctors overseeing it, and there's never reall

There was absolutely nothing he could put his finger on, but chatting with Illya and Claire felt like he'd fallen asleep in the middle of a TV program and lost the thread of the plot.

When you are an UNCLE agent, you want to recover someplace quiet and peaceful. When you are Napoleon or Illya, no such luck. A Working Stiffs Story

Illya has lost his memory, but no one believes him until things get out of hand.

Sequel to Russian Roulette - Epilogue of The THRUSH ROULETTE Affair - Illya's brainwashing to kill Napoleon still troubles him

[Oneshot] THRUSH executive Victor Marton regales an unamused Illya with the tale of how he first met Napoleon Solo. [For Vincent Price]

Sort of a 'day in the life' of our UNCLE agents, in honor of a day that happens a few times a year. Even the men from UNCLE can be a little superstitious. pre-saga This is a series that posts only on Friday the 13th

They were on their way home from a particularly rough assignment. At least rough for Illya, who calculated his ratio for returning in unscathed vs scathed condition was probably 30/70.

There are things Napoleon could never understand, so why should Illya even try. (And yet he does, because he can't help himself.) In which Illya is so convinced that Napoleon would never care enough to meet him where he's at, that he doesn't realize Napoleon is already trying to do just that.

Stay, he had wanted to say, all those years ago. But he had said nothing, even as Illya had smiled and turned and left him alone at the gate.

There is something familiar about Panzini, something that Illya is drawn to. (very subtextual N/I)

Napoleon and Illya complete their mission, but Waverly is not happy about expense chits!

Missing scene and Epilogue from THE QUADRIPARTITE AFFAIR While protecting Marion Raven from enemies who want to capture her, Illya is exposed to a fear-gas bio-weapon.

The sequel to Stranded After spending six years stranded on a South Sea island, Napoleon and Illya have to readjust to a life in civilisation. TW for mentions of period-typical homophobia. Slash.

Someone is holding California hostage and it's Napoleon's and Illya's job to find out who or what organization is behind it. Their only clues? A talkative state official and a dead UNCLE agent.

Everyone knows Illya Kuryakin is U.N.C.L.E.'s resident Bad Cop. But then again, it doesn't take much to terrorize innocent civilians who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now, he is tasked with interrogating a real adversary - a scientist in the employ of THRUSH - and the prisoner is about to find out just how much 'bad cop' resides in our favorite Russian.

This is the Section VII Christmas Round Robin 2021. The individual chapters will list the writer.

Napoleon just can't get a dream of Illya dying out of his head. What if it actually comes true? For Gevr, for the MFU-Scrapbook LiveJournal Halloween Challenge. Slash.

After a week being tortured at the hands of his enemies, Illya starts to think he's going mad. I rated this 'Mature' mostly just for the torture references, although it's not exactly graphic. Written for JantoJones for the MFU-Scrapbook Halloween Challenge on LiveJournal. Gen.

Napoleon rescues Illya from a terrible situation, while the Carnivale is raging in Venice, and everything feels a little insane. Rated mature for kind of graphic images of torture, but not terribly graphic. A story for Pfrye for the MFU-Scrapbook Halloween Challenge on Livejournal. Slash.