I'm with Mary, the only person around this school who doesn't run away at the sight of my anger nature

We were siting under the base of a tree as I watched Zoe with the cheerleaders. It was my free period today and Mary, knowing with me no one would bother to ruin her day she hang around with me.

I rolled my eyes as she laughs at my weekend

"Seriously? So you all have a nanny? I thought you just needed Helga"

I breathed a scoff "I told that to my mom but apparently we need a Navy soldier to discipline us" I flipped a page of the book I was reading.

Mary laughed "So, Mr. Navy brought you and your siblings here? That's so cool!"

"No, it's not. He drives worse than I do!"

Mary winced "Ouch. That bad?" She asked in amusement

"Yep" I answered simply. I looked up for a second and sighed in annoyance flashing a sarcastic wave and smile towards the playground

"Uh? What are you doing?" Mary asked me warily. I just pointed at the playground where Shane had Tyler on a snuggle on the seesaw. A ton of kids on the other side. Shane was using the kids to balance himself on the kids' play

Mary's mouth hang opened in shock "He's your nanny?" She said looking at him up and down, a smirk playing on her lips "Uh, lala" she said seductively winking at me

I scrunched my nose in disgust "Only you can think that way for older people, don't ya?"

Mary shrugged "What can I say? I'm a slut" she smirked chuckling

I rolled my eyes opening my mouth to counter that but I closed it not finding some comeback

"Yep. You are"

Mary smiled smugly flipping her strawberry blonde hair behind her shoulder as we stood up.

It was lunch time

~8~

Mary and I were walking outside of the cafeteria, Mary with her tray of food and I with a simple apple, not hungry.

We sat down at an empty table. The wrestling team doing who knows disaster over some foolishness like always a few tables away from us.

Mary was asking me about my sessions

"So, your nanny it's gonna take you, I guess?" She asked me in amusement. I shot her a frown

"Could you stop please calling him nanny? It sounds weird" I fake shuddered making her chuckle

"It sounds hot..." she corrected me smirking

"Weird"

"Hot"

I opened my mouth to retort when I froze seeing my little brother being victim of the hell team. I stood up, anger coursing my veins

"Hey, asshole!" I yelled, some shouting lowering down at the sound of my voice. Shane walked from behind me grabbing Seth and putting him behind him and next to me giving me a look to stand back. I glared at Shane and the wrestling idiots

"Come on, babe. We were having fun" Jake, one of the idiots called to me. I glared at him.

Jake had started bothering me with compliments and some (romantic, as he says, but that's bullshit to me) crap to get me on his good side and date him, like all the girls in all the school except Mary.

"Fun? You call harassing my brother fun?" I lunged forward only to be stopped by Shane grabbing my waist and pulling me back "Let me go! That bastard deserves it!" I exclaimed angrily as a few guys backed away. Some tried to walk forward. Shane put me behind giving me a hard look before looking back at the guys

"Enough!"

I clenched my teeth once I saw Murney coming from between the guys

"Alright, you heard the lady, let's break it up guys" he called out in mock sternness. I narrowed my eyes. Seth placed a hand in my arm, his touch making my muscles relax slightly and I gave him a small smile.

I backed away giving him reassuring look and returned to my seat with Mary and Zoe, who was waiting for me. She wrapped her arm around my shoulders as we watched Shane and Murney's talk.

We weren't hearing a lot but I'd really like to punch Murney's face until it was unrecognizable

"Not the only one, big sis" Zoe said tilting her head aside. I looked up startled

Did I say it outloud?

Zoe chuckled "You did. And no. I know you pretty well to know that expression on your face. It was a questionable one" she chuckled

I scoffed in amusement and retuned my gaze to my brother, Murney and Shane. I tried to stand up as Seth tried to lung forward to Murney. Zoe put her hand in my shoulder with a look that clearly said don't.

I sighed reluctantly. However I almost laugh outloud at his ridiculous loud (Can I even call it Kung Fu?) kung fu cry as he throws a punch stopping an inch from Shane's head. I smirked when Shane didn't even flinch.

I narrowed my eyes in hate as Murney walked away after a few seconds later "I hate that fuck-" Zoe clasped a hand on my mouth with a scolding look

"Such a bad influence sis" She told me in amusement. I rolled my eyes pushing her hand away and shouldered my school bag walking away from my sister and who I could call best friend

~8~

Apparently out babysitter thought it was a good idea leaving us at school without any transport to go home.

God bless my dear and awesome principal Fletcher who drove us home. We were all siting on the living room waiting for Princess Wolfe to walk through that door so he could take Lulu and her friends to sell cookies and me to my session.

That at least he could do good.

But no. My dearest sister decided to play a prank to our Navy babysitter ... Or that's what I assumed as soon as I saw her bracelet tracking device free-less wrist.

"Good fucking job, sis" I said under my breath glaring at her

"Come on. Don't tell me it never crossed your mind. It'll teach him not to mess with us" Zoe told me with a small 'duh' voice.

I hesitated slightly making Zoe raised her eyebrows in a 'See?' Expression.

I smiled sarcastically. However I scrunched my nose in disgust and noticed my siblings' and Ms. Fletcher's open mouth and wide eyed expression and turned around with the sound of slow, squishy footsteps from behind me widening my eyes in shock seeing Shane looking like swamp creature all covered in what I assume is pop.

I cover my nose quickly once the smell hit my nose, all of us making 'Ew' and disgusted sounds.

Shane smiles sarcastically at mine and Zoe's direction. Specifically at Zoe "Ha, Ha" he replies raising up the tracking device bracelet with a tag saying 'Ha Ha' and smiles at all of us.

Ms. Fletcher takes a deep breath breaking the silence it occupied as we watched wide eyed at the scene

"I should go. Okay. Just call me guys if you need anything. My number's on .. the fridge" she stood up and eyed Shane warily. I nodded giving her a quick smile.

Ms fletcher left with a wave and a heavy silence took over before Shane turned to us. "Do you think it was funny? Thank you for the letter" he told Zoe quietly and sarcastically.

I hate that kind of voice. I prefer someone yelling. It's way to easy responding to a yelling person

~8~

Shane was upstairs showering while I sat down crossed leg on the counter reading a book and watching as one by one Lulu's troop friends walked inside.

Monday, Wednesday and Saturday were troop night. Mom uses that days to schedule my sessions and that's when she took the time to take me to my classes.

Once they were inside and in the kitchen I smiled at the fireflies sweetly.

They were eating some strawberry marmalade sandwiches I made to them while waiting for their den-momma to come down.

My eyes widened for a second a time in less than three hours seeing Shane walking down the stairs to the kitchen straight to the fridge without noticing the girls.

In just a towel.

I pursed my lips covering my mouth to stop a laugh bubbling down in my throat at the awkward moment when he noticed them, hiding behind the fridge's door

"I told you he had boobs" One of the girls whispered giggling. I chocked on my saliva pursing my lips harder as Shane shot me a hard look over the fridge. I shrugged

It's not my fault I was distracted with my book to notice his footsteps so I could warn him

In my defense. Twilight is so funny, awful and weird that entertains me.

"Can I see you two in the family room?" Shane called out. I lowered the book with an annoyed sigh.

Seriously? Am I in trouble too?

I walked with Lulu in front of me out of the kitchen giving the girls a sign that I'll be watching them pointing two of my fingers to my eyes and then at them back and forth with a warning look.

They nodded obediently and I smiled following Lulu quickly

"Who are those people?" Shane asked as soon as I was on his and Lulu's presence. Lulu looked behind me with raised eyebrows and looked back to Shane

"My troop. It's Monday. Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are troop night"

I nodded in agreement crossing my arms. "Alright, get rid of 'em" Shane told her

"I can't. Everyone's parents go out on troop nights and won't get back till eight! And mom's our den-mother"

"Adding to the fact she always takes me to my session those days. Saving gas, good thing huh?" I spoke in mock cheerfulness

Lulu nodded in agreement ignoring my sarcasm

Half my family was used to my sarcastic mouth. They aren't fun!

Shane sighed. He pointed at me "I'm taking you to your session..." I rolled my eyes as he leaned forward to get something as he talked to Lulu "Now you better tell your little friends..."

Giggles sounded from across the kitchen and that's when I realized Shane forgot too about the opening between the counter and the gabinetes.

He jerked back as if surprised looking up to the opening and maybe now noticing the girls.

I pursed my lips looking down holding back an amused laugh as he held a teddy bear to his chest as if he was covering himself

Like a teddy bear would help hide his... Yeah. His entire form ...

Yeah, awkward thought

Lulu smiled innocently and sweetly when he turned to face us "Today were suppose to sell cookies"

Shane gave her a skeptic look "I don't do cookies"

"But we have to! If we don't steel enough cookies, we can't go to the jamboree"

Shane looked as if about to protest but Lulu's puppy pleading eyes made him sigh in defeat.

A pair of puppy eyes can unarm a Navy Seal, huh.

Interesting.

~8~

This is fun to watch.

Shane speaking to the girls as if they were soldiers. Where's the popcorn when you need it?

"Alright, ladies. This is how is gonna be. Tonight I'm your den-mother. That means if you want to live to see tomorrow, you'll do exactly as I say. Do we understand each other?!"

I hope he soon realizes those 13 year olds aren't Navy Soldiers

I pity them.

"Den-mother, you frighten me"

I facepalmed in amusement as Jessica, Lulu's timid little friend called to Shane

Shane stared at her "Good" he told her before looking at the others "Now, let's move out!"

All the girls stood up from the table and followed Shane. I rolled my eyes smiling in amusement following behind them with my book in my hand