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Naruto of the Nine Tails

Rated M for language, violence, adult themes, graphic imagery, clowns, gallows humor, rabid fangirls, puns, butchery of the English language, funny hats, the comfy chair, obscure references, and wet dreams.

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DON'T BLINK! You might miss something ;P

Also a note on the Omakes, if it seems like something that could be part of the story but just wasn't put in, that's most likely what it is. Most of the omakes that aren't obviously not part of the story, like the ones that contradict something, are actually story bits and scenes that I just didn't manage to fit in because there was no place for them.

Chp 14: The First Exam

"Heh, just keep a leash on your boy toy," the examiner countered.

The blank glare on Hinata's face could speak volumes to anyone who took a chance to look. You see it all the time in great apes, so as long as they're howling and showing off you were safe, because that's all it is, showing off. It's when the howling stops and their face goes blank, like Hinata's was now, that you know that you're in trouble and need to get the hell out of dodge.

'Holy shit! She's totally raping him with her eyes!' Sakura thought, in awe of the dangerous calm that had found itself in her friend's eyes (Inner Sakura would have commented, but she busy bugling "The Day is Done" in the background).

"Now lets begin," Ibiki began, trying to ignore the deep sense of foreboding that had settled in his gut. "Instead of your current seating arrangements you will each take one of these numbered tabs, once you are all seated we will hand out the tests, do not turn them over until I tell you to," several minutes of tabs and finding seats, "Now that that's out of the way listen very closely as I will not repeat myself and I will not be allowing questions…" he took a brief glance around the room to make sure he had everyone's attention then started talking, "There are several rules for this test. The first," he began writing on the blackboard, "is that each of you will have ten points, one for each question of the test, if you miss a question you lose one point. Next rule, this is a team test, your scores will be totaled out of a possible thirty. Third rule, if you are caught cheating you will lose two points for each offense. And the final rule, this is a team test so all of you pathetic ones that lose all of your points; you will not only fail yourself you will take you teammates with you. The exam will last one hour, I will give the tenth question at the forty-five minute mark," he said before barking, "BEGIN!" and watched as everyone in the room flipped over their test and began writing furiously... with one exception.

"What an odd set of rules," commented Inner Sakura.

'I know,' responded Sakura as she answered the first question. 'It's almost like he set up for people to cheat, but who would have to cheat for this stuff? These questions are so easy it's almost insulting.'

"You're forgetting that we aren't exactly a good example of normal intelligence," pointed out Inner Sakura. "Lesser mortals might actually have trouble with this stuff."

'True,' Sakura admitted, 'but why set it up so that people could cheat?'

"My money's on testing how well we cheat. Probably some convoluted means to test our spying and information gathering skills."

While Sakura was having her inner monologue with her alternate persona Sasuke was puzzling and puzzling and damnit his puzzler was sore… though it had nothing to do with the test, he'd already figured that out and was letting his Sharingan do the work. 'So, she stopped chasing me like the rabid fan girl she was around the time that Naruto changed… maybe she's into the whole animalistic thing… no that doesn't work. If that were the case, she'd like Kiba… then she's a Furry?' Immediately after that Sasuke shook his head violently trying to rid himself of the images that brought to mind, 'maybe Shino's right and men just aren't meant to understand…nah.'

Meanwhile Hinata was sitting there seemingly studying the blackboard for several moments before turning to Ibiki giving him a predatory grin before flipping over her test. 'Well she'd obviously figured it out but what is she so happy about?' he wondered, he didn't have to wait long.

"Oi! Sakura how do I solve this cryptogram?" Hinata called to her teammate as the rest of the examinees stared at her like she had grown another head.

"That will be two points Miss Hyuuga," Ibiki barked.

"No it's not, none of the rules for this test gave any guidelines for cheating, we have carte blanche," she replied sweetly.

All of the examiners stared at her all of them thinking the same thing, 'Sweet Amaterasu… SHE'S RIGHT!' You see, normally Hinata would be wrong, as there is a unwritten set of rules for taking most tests that is beaten into each of us from the moment we start school, however, Ibiki writing the rules down his rules effectively negated this unwritten set in favor of his. Most would assume that the rules that had not been specifically changed still applied (that or they were too damn scared of Ibiki to risk his… displeasure), this was not true in ninja life as assuming got you killed, meaning Ibiki was trapped.

'Somehow I get the feeling that this is going to be one of the longest hours of my life,' thought Ibiki as he turned to add a definition of cheating to the list of rules. He couldn't be more right.

Cheating:

Acquiring information from another examinee.

No sooner had Ibiki finished writing and turned around when, "Naruto, could you run home and get my copy of Encyclopedia Ninja?"

Giving Hinata a withering glare that could melt tempered steel, Ibiki turned back to the board.

Cheating:

Any means by which you would acquire answers/information from any outside source (other examinees, reference materials, etc) or otherwise complete the test that did not come from your person.

'Let's see you find a loophole in that you little smart ass,' Ibiki thought allowing himself an almost unnoticeable smirk so celebrate his victory…poor delusional fool.

As Ibiki turned back to the examinees (read victims) his sense of victory dissolved into well concealed irritation when he saw that Hinata was beginning to grin like the cat that ate the canary, 'Argh, damn it what'd she find now?' he wondered irritation as he made half an attempt to find and close the hole himself but alas, 'Hand seals? She's using…"

"Byakuugan!"

'…but why's she being so obvious…damn my curiosity.' You see, all ninja are curious by nature to some degree, after all knowledge is power in the world of shinobi. The problem for Ibiki was that, as the head of the ANBU Torture and Interrogation Unit, he had become very accustomed to getting answers, so it would always irk him if he didn't get them."So eager to lose points Miss Hyuuga?" he asked in such a tone as to sound amused but keep his malevolent aura.

"Ah but I am not cheating," she replied, that annoying grin never leaving her lips. "My actions are not test related and therefore not punishable."

"Oh really?" Ibiki asked, his voice clearly conveying his disbelief, "Then what are you doing?"

"Solving a mystery for Anko-san," she answered her eyes glinting as thought to tease him.

"And did you solve it?" an obvious trap, she now had to answer as to the nature of this supposed "mystery" or she was caught.

"Yes, in fact I did," she said while deactivating her eyes, "Boxers, red, with clouds and dancing Care Bears," she finished her grin becoming positively evil.

As the implications of her words sank in around the room everyone turned disbelieving eyes on Ibiki who seemed to be trying to set the Hyuuga heiress on fire with his eyes for several minutes before he turned to make amendments to his definition of cheating.

Cheating:

Any means by which you would acquire answers/information from any outside source (other examinees, reference materials, etc) or otherwise complete the test that did not come from your person.

Includes any actions that could be interpreted/misinterpreted as such.

'That should do it, no way for her to cheat off anyone without losing points now,' what he found when he turned around eye was twitching dangerously, Hinata was sitting there calmly filling out the cryptogram, 'Why that sneaky little… she memorized the answers off someone using that wise crack as a cover so I couldn't get her… I don't know whether to be pissed or impressed,' he thought with an exasperated sigh (inwardly of course, couldn't risk the oppressive atmosphere that he'd built after all), "Oh well at least now this little fiasco's over," he muttered under his breath.

'There is no way this is over,' thought Sakura who, having finished her own test about ten minutes before, had promptly set about finding a comfortable position from which to watch her teammate harass the examiner.

"You said it, we still have plenty of time before he gives that last question. No way is she letting him off the hook," responded Inner Sakura. "But what's she going to do now? Even we can't see a way around that definition."

'Wait a minute! She's already filled out her test! She doesn't need to cheat anymore!'

"…Oh that girl is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU!"

'Don't you think you're being a little overdramatic?'

"Absolutely."

'Sigh… oh look she's starting the next act.'

Putting down her pencil and turning over her test Hinata started scanning the room, a calculating look in her eye. 'How to do this...' she wondered. 'It'll have to be fast, over before the proctors have a chance to realize what I'm doing and stop me…so Ninjutsu and Genjutsu are out, the hand seals would take too long and some of them might be chakra sensitive; it would make sense to have at least one who could considering the nature of their task… I can't outright attack any of the other examinees he shot that down before the test even started so knocking them out or otherwise disabling them is out of the question… and his warning was "behave" so most likely any kind of combat is out. I'll have to go for the tests directly...hm,' she thought before fishing around in her pouch.

A moment later a number of the examinees and examiners paused as an odd sound broke the relative silence. 'Something rolling?' wondered Ibiki as he looked around trying to pinpoint the noise. 'No it's several somethings,' then his eyes fell on an item the size of a ping pong ball that had just rolled out from under one of the desks a, 'SHIT!'

FLASH/BANG!

For several moments nearly everyone in the room was rendered blind and deaf as a result of the stun bombs that had been released. Then…

"What the hell! Where'd my test go!"

"Hey mine's gone too!"

"What's going on!"

All around the room tests had disappeared but nothing else seemed to be out of place, sighing Ibiki said "Anyone without a test, get out, and take your teammates with you," suffice it to say that this proclamation was not happily met, "Look brats your test was your ticket to passing this section of the exam so the first thing you should have done was have a hand on it to make sure that precisely this did not happen, no test, no points, get out."

As things settled down and the last of the test-less examinees filtered out Ibiki turned to Hinata, "Let me guess, it has nothing to do with your test so you're not cheating?" he asked, the only answer he got before he, yet again, turned back to the board was a cheeky grin.

Cheating:

Any means by which you would acquire answers/information from any outside source (other examinees, reference materials, etc) or otherwise complete the test that did not come from your person.

Includes actions that would impede the ability of another examinee to complete theirs.

Includes any actions that could be interpreted/misinterpreted as such.

"Naruto could you-"

"Stop," Ibiki ordered before turning back to the board having already figured out where the young heiress' thoughts were headed

Cheating:

Any means by which you would acquire answers/information from any outside source (other examinees, reference materials, etc) or otherwise complete the test that did not come from your person.

Any actions you might take that would directly or indirectly impede the ability of another examinee to complete their test.

Includes any actions that could be interpreted/misinterpreted as such.

"You're learning," Hinata mocked.

Sighing Ibiki glanced at the clock, 'I'M SAVED!' "Though I would love to continue out game miss Hyuuga, it's time for the 10th question," he said cheerily, his face twisting into a sadistic grin as he finally took back control… or some semblance of it.

'SHIT!' panicked Kankuro only just realizing how much time had passed. 'I got so distracted by that girl screwing with the examiner that I forgot to pass the answers to Temari!' he thought before throwing a look over at his older sister hoping she'd managed on her own… if her attempt at glaring holes in his head was anything to go by she hadn't, '…I'm sooo dead.'

All across the room other examinees were expressing similar sentiments as they realized that they had failed to complete some part of their tests, the thoughts of the examiners who noticed this however…

They were staring open mouthed at Hinata who was scanning the room nursing a smirk that spoke volumes of her satisfaction with the misfortune of her fellow examinees, 'She was using the whole thing to distract them since the beginning…'

Ibiki, who had just realized this himself, couldn't help but sigh inwardly. 'I feel so used…' he thought before beginning his "Question 10 Lead Up."

"For this next question there are going to be some extra rules," he explained, "the first is that you must choose whether or not to take the question."

"And if we choose not to take it?" asked Hinata, her voice calm and her eyes fixed on Ibiki.

"If you choose not to take it, you fail."

"WHAT?" screamed a Taki nin, "If that's the case then there's no way I'm NOT taking it."

"Ah but there's a catch," Ibiki said, his lips twisting into a cruel smile making the examinees uneasy, "Should you attempt the 10th question and answer incorrectly… you and your teammates forfeit the right to take part in the Chunnin Exam ever again."

"WHAT KIND OF STUPID RULE IS THAT?" screamed Kiba, "THERE ARE GUYS WHO'VE TAKEN THIS THING LOADS OF TIMES!"

Ibiki just laughed at him, "Well I wasn't proctoring those exams now was I?" he said, his voice carrying a clear note of sadistic mirth, "It's just your rotten luck that you got me this time. So those of you confident in your ability to answer correctly stay put the rest of you, get out."

One by one people began to leave, taking their teammates with them.

'What should I do?' wondered Hanabi 'I really want to take the question but I might screw up and then Shino and Kiba won't be able to take the exam ever again…' she thought starting to panic and then…Hinata started laughing hysterically.

Once again drawing the incredulous stares of those around her for several moments before she managed to get ahold of herself and explain, "I can't believe they actually fell for that, even if he could ban them from the Chunnin Exams, which I highly doubt any of the other villages would agree to, they could just do it the old fashion way with a skill assessment or get a field promotion."

Cue room wide looks of sheepishness as everyone realizes that they've been had.

Only Ibiki noticed the significant look that she threw her sister, 'She saw through the ruse and was aware of not only her own teammates but also the other teams,' he thought approvingly (grudging though it was) before looking around, 'Though she did kill my oppressive atmosphere…hm, 78 left, might as well try to knock off a few more,' "Anybody else?" nothing, "then in that case…you pass."

…

…

…

Wait for it…

…

Wait for it…

"WHAT!"

…there it is.

"What about the 10th question?" cried Sakura.

"There never was one," Ibiki said, who seemed rather amused (understatement) if the toothy grin he was sporting was anything to go by, "or if you wanted to split hairs, the choice to stay here was the 10th question."

"THEN WHAT WERE THE FIRST NINE FOR? THEY WERE POINTLESS?" obviously she was not pleased (again, understatement, though a lot of it was probably carryover from being pissed at Kankuro).

"They weren't useless. They served their purpose quite well."

"Huh, what purpose?" asked Temari.

"To test your information gathering abilities."

"SHANNARO! WHO CALLED IT! It was a convoluted way of testing out information gathering skills, I win the bet."

'First of all, I never took the bet. Second, what would you win? You're a voice in my head.'

"Bragging rights?"

'Sigh…'

"Information gathering…?" asked Temari more out of curiosity then anything else.

"First, like the rules said you pass and fail as a team, this puts pressure on each member not to screw up for the sake of their teammates, however, the questions were not the type that a gennin or most chunnin could answer thus forcing you to cheat in order to score and because of this we had several plants for you to cheat off of. Those who cheat poorly, fail, those in the field who spy poorly die or worse," he said while undoing the knot of his bandana.

"Don't you have your priorities off a little," asked one kunoichi.

"You could be captured," he said as he finished removing his bandana revealing the scares that lay beneath. "If you're lucky they will kill you when they are finished extracting information from your skull, if not…" he said, his gaze lingered significantly on the girl who had spoken, "there are fates horrifying beyond your imagination."

Ibiki paused to let his warning sink in before continuing.

"At times information is more valuable than life, during missions and on the battlefield people will risk their lives, do anything, to protect and acquire it," he said replacing the bandana. "If you take nothing else from this exam, remember that information is one of the most powerful weapons you will ever find in our world."

"And the 10th question?" asked a now calm Temari, '…and then I'll shove my fan so far up Kankuro's…' well mostly calm anyway.

"It was a leap of faith," he said, then seeing the confused looks he elaborated, "It was a "Take it/Don't take it" decision with one choice being the "sure thing" while the other was an unknown. Now, say you become Chunnin, you are given a mission to steal a set of documents, the number and skill level of your enemies is unknown to you, the passive security measures also. Because you don't want to die or see your friends hurt can you avoid this mission? The answer is no. The ability to take a calculated risk when needed is essential to the mindset of a Chunnin. Those unable to do so, like those that chickened out, are not ready to advance. So to those of you still here, congratulations on completing the first portion of the Chunnin Selection Exam and good luck."

CRASH

'Geez…forgot she was proctoring the next one,' Ibiki thought as the bundle that had just burst through the window flipped out turning out to be a woman with a banner.

"I'm Mitarashi Anko, examiner for the second test!"

Silence…

"What never made an entrance before?"

Silence…

"Sheesh tough crowd… wait a sec," said as she started counting heads before rounding on Ibiki. "78? You let 26 teams pass?" she asked incredulously, "You going soft scar face?"

"You have your student to thank for that," he grumbled.

"That reminds me, Hinata report!" she barked.

'Uhg, not again,' thought Ibiki.

"Boxers, red, with clouds and dancing Care Bears," came Hinata's reply sending the room into peels of laughter.

Turning to Ibiki with a sinister smile, "Get me drunk at karaoke bar will you?" Anko chuckled cruelly. "Anyway, doesn't matter, their numbers will be less than half this by the time I'm done with them," she said just loud enough for the rest of the room to hear her.

"LESS THAN HALF? What the hell kind of test is this?" raged Inner Sakura.

'Remember who you're talking about,' Sakura replied.

"Oh right, it's Anko… fuuuck~"

"Oh this is so exciting," Anko said, her voice the most creepy kind of cheerful that any of the gennin had ever heard. "Ok follow me and we'll get this party started," and !with that she walked out of the room, examinees in tow.

"Ok, time to clean up," Ibiki muttered as he started collecting the tests, he'd only been at it for a matter of seconds when...

"Oh and Ibiki-san," Hinata called poking her head back into the classroom.

"Yes Miss Hyuuga?" Ibiki sighed resignedly.

"You could have just said the definition of cheating was at the examiner's discretion," she said before leaving with the rewarding sound of Ibiki letting loose a long and creative string of expletives following her down the hall.

This day would be forever be engraved into the minds of many as the day that Morino Ibiki, Special Jounin, Head of ANBU Torture and Interrogation, certified badass, and all around scary dude was given the run-a-round by a 12 year old girl.

Omake: The Origin of Beta

By: Edelta88

"So you're saying that the leader is Alpha?" asked Naruto.

Nodding Kiba said, "Yeah the pack leader along with his mate are called the Alphas while the 'Second in Command' is called Beta."

"But how do they decide who's who?"

"Well the Alpha is usually the strongest in the pack."

"So the Alpha is like the Hokage, the strongest leads," Naruto mused, then he asked, "How do they pick the Beta?"

"Well the Beta is picked for two things strength and trust," Kiba began in a passable imitation of Iruka's 'Lecture Voice™,' "The Beta has to be strong but the Alpha also has to trust them, usually the Beta is the one that the Alpha trusts the most rather then the second strongest."

"Oh so it's kind of like the Beta is the best friend."

"You could say that…"

Years Later

We find Naruto curled up half asleep in a corner of the Hokage's office with Hinata using him as a pillow while flashes of nearly forgotten memory pass through his wandering mind.

"…leader is Alpha…"

"…usually the strongest…"

"…Beta…the one the Alpha trusts the most…"

Strongest…he was strongest…so…he was Alpha?

"…trusts most..."

Beta…trust…he could trust Beta…but who was Beta? Who did he trust?

"Naruto-kun," the sleeping Hinata mumbled in her sleep drawing the attention of the half awake Jinchuuriki.

This girl…the one who had come into his territory…slept in his den…

"…Good luck…"

More memories…

"…Naruto-kun…"

She was different… her voice had been different then the others… warmer… and her presence… when she was near him… she felt like… like the air after the rain… like the sun… she felt… safe… like he could… trust her…

And as sleep finally claimed him a single, almost silent, word passed Naruto's lips, "Beta."

WARNING: This next omake is sexual in nature so those of you who don't like lemons skip straight to the End Notes

Omake: Puberty Sucks

By: EDelta88

As Hinata moved through the woods of the training ground she began getting desperate. She had been on a mission with the others for more then three weeks (so no privacy or semblance there of) and she was so horny she almost didn't care it she got caught… almost. Her biggest problem had been shaking Naruto, normally that wasn't a problem, she just told him to stay at home until she got back went did her thing and it was done. The problem was that usually she was calm when she told him and this time she was so worked up she actually had to try and evade him.

Either way she was alone now and deep in one of the many training grounds where no one would be able accidentally hear or find her. So, after making a quick check with her Byakuugan to be sure that she was in fact alone Hinata began to strip. The first time she had done this she had just dropped her shorts and done her thing, big mistake. She'd had to wash her clothes and wait for them to dry before heading home.

So pulling her jacket over her head she tossed it to the side while slipping off her zori. Then came the shirt revealing her plain white bra over her rather well developed chest (ah the wonders of a baggy jacket). Finally hooking her finger in the waist of her pants she pushed them down past her knees before stepping out of them and tossing them on the pile.

Without bothering to remove the last articles of clothing Hinata practically threw herself to the ground. Shoving her hand down her panties she began massaging her swollen folds while she moved her other hand to remove her bra.

Meanwhile, not too far away, a rather bewildered Jinchuuriki sniffed the air as he followed the invisible trail left by his Beta as she had run away. Finding her scent again he took off deeper into the forest until he heard something. Padding toward the sound he came upon his quarry lying on her back in the middle of a clearing. Before anything further registered in his brain he caught a scent that he had never smelt before but that he recognized on a primal level.

Completely unaware that she had been found Hinata continued to pump her fingers in and out as she massaged her breast driving herself closer until finally with one last thrust she went crashing over the edge shrieking her ecstasy as spasms ripped through her body.

Basking in the after glow of her orgasm she remained unaware of the predator drawing closer to her as she lay prone on the forest floor. Still panting Hinata became vaguely aware of something wet on her inner thigh, at first she thought nothing of it thinking it was probably just some of her juices trickling down her leg.

'Wait since when does liquid fall up!' she thought immediately coming out of her daze to find Naruto between her legs lapping at the juices leaking from maidenhood.

"Naruto what are you-AH!" she gasped as his long rough tongue ran up the length of her thigh, "N-Naruto stop it!" she ordered scooting away from him in an attempt to get out of his reach only to feel the rough bark of a tree blocking her retreat. Panicking Hinata tried to roll to the side only to be held against the tree by one of Naruto's tails as he drew closer. Trying to push the restraining appendage off she soon found her wrists pinned above her head by another of his tails.

"Naruto please," she whimpered as he gently pried her legs apart with two of his free tails but her pleas fell on deaf ears. The smell of her arousal combined with Naruto's primal mindset had awakened an instinct in her friend and companion that not even she could control.

As he held her legs apart Hinata could only watch in helpless fascination as Naruto lowered his head to the glistening liquid coating her thighs where he began greedily lap at her juices, his rough dog-like tongue running up her inner thigh.

Hinata couldn't stop the whimper that escaped her as Naruto's tongue drew closer to her moist core. If she were to be completely honest she had always wanted this to happen, just not like this. She wanted Naruto to be… Naruto again when they did this.

As Naruto continued to lap at the sweet fluids he marveled at the noises she was making, they were so…well he didn't know what to call them but he did know that he wanted her to make more of them.

'Oh you have got to be kidding me!' thought Hinata as she started to squirm in a vain attempt to escape the tails that were now exploring her body. 'Seriously what is this? A bad hentai?' she asked herself with no small amount of sarcasm, though she'd be lying if she said that she hadn't wondered what it would be like. 'Well I'm about to find out I guess,' she thought as one of his tails found her left breast.

"Mmmh," she moaned as Naruto's tail began kneading her breast experimentally. 'You know, if I didn't know better I'd think he'd done this before,' she thought in an attempt to distract herself. Iit was in vain as Naruto had finally traced her essence back to her core.

"Ah!" she cried as his tongue ran over the swollen lips of her sex and her hips bucked instinctively seeking further contact, this had the intended result of driving Naruto's outstretched tongue deeper into Hinata's folds earning another pleasured cry from the captive Hyuuga.

Realizing he'd found a particularly sensitive area Naruto continued to plunder the depths of his companions body until his roaming tongue found one spot in particular instantly sending her over the edge.

'How in the nine pits of hell is he so good at this?' she wondered through the spasms of pleasure that continued to rack her body.

Her back arched, her mouth agape in a mute scream of ecstasy she never noticed Naruto remove his slimy appendage from her womanhood to watch the fruits of his labors. As she came down from her high noticed he had removed his pants and was now aligning himself with her.

And then…she woke up, her body tangled in her sheets and a now familiar dampness between her thighs. "These thrice damned hormones are going to drive me insane," she sighed as she got up with the intent of cleaning herself and changing her sheets… never noticing her roommate smile as he licked a suspicious fluid from his lips.

Edited: 11/17/11

End Notes

Anyone who knows the "Encyclopedia Ninja" reference, it's a shout out to the first FanFic that I ever read. Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about go search Encyclopedia Ninja, it's a great read.

For those of you who don't know what a Furry, the general stereotype is someone who dresses up in an animal costume to have sex.

Some of you might have recognized the last Omake if you ever checked out my AFF link (I forgot the password so that's been abandoned), those of you who didn't I hope you enjoyed it.

Cliff notes

Taps is a funeral march

Encyclopedia Ninja is another fanfic (a rather good one in my opinion)

Muse Rant

Hello all! Schools out here! Yay, three glorious months of…nothing, shit, I'm already BORED! Anyways, back to job hunting

ADD Much?

Yuppppp, and too much caffeine at 3 in the morning!

When do you not have caffeine?

When I run out? Never? Who knows?

And he just got a 36 pack…I'm doomed.

Why yes you are, especially if I get the 3rd member of this little group over here.

…Third member?

Why yes, our third musketeer, my clone, THE ONE, THE ONLY…ah you all know who I'm talking about.

SILENCE…I kill you…and your little clone too.

You have to catch us first *drinks more caffeine* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Pulls out red bull and gives chase*