Blah Blah Blah Thought or some transaction within someone's mind

Blah Blah Blah Kyuubi talking Jutsu will also be bold

BLAH BLAH BLAH yelling or emphasis of some sort

Naruto of the Nine Tails

Rated M for language, violence, adult content, and graphic imagery

A/N

Now then, I've had issues explaining to some of you that "Yes, some of the Omake were actually part of the story." So, now I'm idiot proofing it so that I don't have to explain this again and just making a whole damn chp of the ones that actually happened.

Chp 20: Omake That Happened

The Origin of Beta

By: Edelta88

"So you're saying that the leader is Alpha?" asked Naruto.

Nodding Kiba said, "Yeah the pack leader along with his mate are called the Alphas while the 'Second in Command' is called Beta."

"But how do they decide who's who?"

"Well the Alpha is usually the strongest in the pack."

"So the Alpha is like the Hokage, the strongest leads," Naruto mused, then he asked, "How do they pick the Beta?"

"Well the Beta is picked for two things strength and trust," Kiba began in a passable imitation of Iruka's 'Lecture Voice™,' "the Beta has to be strong but the Alpha also has to trust them, usually the Beta is the one that the Alpha trusts the most rather then the second strongest."

"Oh so it's kind of like the Beta is the best friend."

"You could say that…"

Years Later

We find Naruto curled up half asleep in a corner of the Hokage's office with Hinata using him as a pillow while flashes of memory pass through his wandering mind.

"…leader is Alpha…"

"…usually the strongest…"

"…Beta…the one the Alpha trusts the most…"

Strongest…he was strongest…so…he was Alpha?

"…trusts most..."

Beta…trust…he could trust Beta…but who was Beta? Who did he trust?

"Naruto-kun…" the sleeping Hinata mumbled in her sleep drawing the attention of the half awake Jinchuuriki.

This girl…the one who had come into his territory…slept in his den…

"…Good luck…"

More memories…

"…Naruto-kun…"

She was different… her voice had been different then the others… warmer… and her presence… when she was near him… she felt like… like the air after the rain… like the sun… she felt… safe… like he could… trust her…

And as sleep finally claimed him a single, almost silent, word passed Naruto's lips, "Beta."

How Sasuke Awakened Sharingan

By: Edelta88

Inspired By: Claws2

Left

Sasuke was not having a good day.

Duck

Why you may ask?

Roll

Well for starters, he fell out of bed this morning.

Right

Then there was no hot water when he went to take a shower.

Cartwheel

Then as he was coming out of a very cold shower his possessed MP3 player turned on and nearly sent him into cardiac arrest… he really didn't know why he didn't just throw it out.

Combat Roll

Then he had realized that he'd forgotten to go grocery shopping so breakfast was practically nonexistent.

Dip

Then he got ambushed by his fangirls on the way to the Academy.

Pirouette

It was a lecture day, so he'd been bored out of his skull.

Dive

Then to top it off Sakura was more pissed at him then usual for some reason…must be that time of the month.

Round off

So here he was…

Back flip

…dodging all manner of airborne literature…

Wall-run

…by any means available…

Barrel Roll

…as Sakura cursed at him…

Front handspring

…while Iruka-sensei tried (and failed miserably) to calm her down.

SPLITS

'SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS SHE KEEPING THESE!' he wondered as he evaded yet ANOTHER dictionary, "Oh screw this," Sasuke muttered and then dove out of the window usually he wouldn't skip class but desperate times called for desperate measures.

Landing in a crouch he breathed a sigh of relief…only so be pegged in the back of the head by a copy of Encyclopedia Ninja. Realizing that he still wasn't safe Sasuke took off like a bat out of hell heading for his apartment as literature continued to rain down from the second story window.

After splashing his sweaty face he glanced at himself in the mirror only to come face to face with a pair of Crimson eyes, "Sharingan…" he whispered reverently barely daring to believe what he was seeing as he took in the two black tomoes in each as he realized that he had finally awakened his birthright, "…it must have been the stress from trying to dodge all… the…books…" his voice trailed off as he realized what he was saying.

And as Sasuke stared into the mirror he cursed whatever deity was taking a sadistic pleasure in torturing his pride as he realized that once again he owed something to somebody and worse Sakuraof all people…even if he was the only on who knew about it.

What happened to Mizuki?

By: Edelta88

Mizuki was in trouble. Why was he in trouble?

Well for starters now that he actually thought about it poisoning Iruka, even if it wasn't lethal, so that he could take the class to jeer and gloat at the Kyuubi brat, 'May he and his ridiculously complicated, ingenious, and spectacular pranks forever burn in the lowest pits of hell,'was, in hindsight, a bad idea because it was so obviously him and would get him in a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Then there was the fact that he had actually taken the kids on that little field trip, the Third hadn't ok'ed anyone going near the cage yet so that was bound to get him in trouble and that wasn't including how his unauthorized class outing had gotten one of his students severely injured and he hadn't had them sign any wavers or permission forms.

Then there was the fact that he was now buried up to his neck. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, he'd just dig himself out or use a Kawarimi but the fact that the punch that had landed him there had crushed his spine kind of sent that option out the window, 'Note to self crushed spine is painful, in future avoid whenever possible.'

Yet another issue was that in everyone's panicked frenzy to get Hanabi to the hospital and take care of the other kids they had kind of…forgotten him.

So here he was hours later like a planted turnip baking under the hot sun… and his nose was itchy.

Meanwhile over in the trees Anko turned to the Third, "You know I really don't give you enough credit," she said with… was that respect? "Leaving him out there to cook like this is really sadistic even by my standards."

"Just leave him for now, if it looks like he might die dig him out, but for now let him sweat."

"Why dig him out?" it was an honest question, "I mean he's got enough of a rap sheet now to have him executed why not save the trouble?"

"Oh I have a much… better way to take care of Mizuki-kun," Sarutobi answered, a malicious twinkle dancing in his eyes, "I think some time in a cell is just what he needs."

Anko was stunned, no not stunned she was FLOORED. Sending a paralyzed man to a prison full of morally questionable ex-shinobi that hadn't seen a woman in years was just asking for… oh… OH… oh damn. Shaking her head "Mizuki you poor dumb bastard… sheesh I hope I never piss that geezer off, he's a vindictive little bastard."

"I'm not little I'm short why can't people understand that," grumbled the venerable leader as he left the young Tokubetsu Jounin to watch the future prison bitch.

Meddling Siblings

By: EDelta88

On the Road to Nami no Kuni: Team 7 campsite

Team 7 and Tazuna had set down for the night just as the sun began to set. It had only been a few hours since Tazuna had finished explaining his situation and everyone was getting ready to go to sleep, minus Kakashi who had first watch.

Hinata was not happy. Why you may ask? Contrary to what you might think her current… ire was not due to the fact that their client had lied to them about the mission parameters. Nor the fact that they were now facing, at the least, a B ranked mission, though she knew it was more likely an A rank. In fact everything was as it should be, with one 'minor' exception… her bedroll was missing.

'Where is it?' she thought as she went through her pack, she knew she had packed it, hell she had even packed a spare in case something happened to the first, but now both of them were gone. 'Ok think Hinata how could this have happened,' they had gotten their mission specs, she had gone home, packed, run to the kitchen to get something to eat, gone back to her room to get her bag, and then left… wait. Turning to the red haired boy curled up next to her, "Naruto did anyone mess with my bag while I went to get lunch?"

Taking a thoughtful pose, "Chibi take sleepy rags," he answered.

By this point Sakura had noticed that something was off with her female teammate, "Is something wrong?"

"Hanabi swiped my bedroll," she growled.

Konoha

"AAACHOOO!"

Glancing over at her student Anko grinned mischievously, "Sounds like your sister figured it out."

"Looks that way," answered Hanabi as she rubbed her nose.

CRACK

Anko looked at Hanabi's now cracked teacup, "That can't be goo-"

CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!

Staring around in abject horror as everything glass, clay, ceramic or otherwise brittle in the room cracked, "I'm screwed aren't I," Hanabi said in a resigned tone.

Waving her hand dismissively, "Nonsense, she'll thank you…eventually."

That really was the operative word, 'eventually.'

'Got to get another C.T. scan,' thought Anko as she pondered the mysterious disembodied voice that seemed to be narating her situation, 'I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU DAMNIT!'she screamed in her head, 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!'

Back at the Campsite

"I AM GOING TO KILL HER!" by this point Hinata was in a towering rage, threatening many forms of bodily harm (disembowelment, amputation, broken bones, dissection with a spoon, death-by-paper cuts, and the like) upon her sibling for "plotting"against her. Frankly everyone else found this hilarious, even Sasuke cracked a smile (gasp).

"Oh come-hahahaha- come on Hi-haha-Hinata it's not that bad you could sleep with one of us," said while gripping her sides only to receive a rather stern glare from her friend, "Or you could always use Naruto's tails like you did before," she said referring to the night Hinata had spent in Naruto's cage, which only served to turn Hinata red as a tomato and send Sakura into further fits of hysterical laughter.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but-" she protested, well attempted to protest as her pubescent mind ran away with the idea of sleeping with the object of her affection.

"Hinata," explained Kakashi, "I don't know what we are going to run into and I can't afford for any of you to be in a less then optimal state."

"B-but it's not-" she began to protest.

"Alright fine," said Kakashi in a commanding voice, "I order you to get some decent sleep," he finished while conveniently leaving out that they could just shuffle bedrolls with the watch but wording it in such a way that she couldn't call him on it later.

Hinata's only answer was to mutter about 'interfering midgets' as she went over to her, for lack of a better term, pet and settled into the fluffy goodness that would substitute for her usual bedding, not that she was complaining but still, sleeping with him like this just made her feel...dirty. Like she was molesting a pupy or something.

And as sleep finally claimed him a single, almost silent, word passed Naruto's lips, "Beta."

Mini-Me

By: EDelta88

Inspired By:Sgt. Nolisten

"You never did answer me."

'What are you talking about?' Sakura asked as they continued following Anko to Area 44.

"Why is it that two of the dweebiest chunnin around have mini-mes and yet WE do not?"

'…are you serious?'Sakura asked, clearly not believing what she was hearing… thinking?

"Like a heart attack."

'Sigh…'

"Well?"

'You do realize that those were probably Izumo and Kotetsu, right? Sasuke did say those guys were using henge.'

"The point still stands, why don't we have a mini-me?" her inner persona argued.

'Probably because I never thought about it,' Sakura snapped hoping her other self would drop the subject… she had no such luck.

"Well we're thinking now," Inner Sakura replied in a stubborn tone that would put a mountain to shame.

'…you're not going to drop this, are you,' it was more a statement of fact.

"You better believe it sister!"

'Sigh, alright you win, we'll get a mini-me…'

"SCORE!"

'…but we're doing this my way.'

"Kill joy."

'Drama Queen.'

"AND PROUD OF IT! SHANNARO!"

'Moving on… who should we get?'

Striking a thinking pose, "Well, she'll have to be smaller then us…"

'You don't say,' Sakura muttered sarcastically.

"…and she'll have to have naturally pink hair…"

'Well that narrows it down…a lot.'

"And she has to think that we are the best thing since sliced bread," Inner Sakura concluded.

'That doesn't leave many candidates, I mean there aren't that many people with pink hair, I guess we could use my sister but that seems a little cliche.'

"Well there is that one girl in Konohamaru's class."

'Wait you aren't thinking of -'

"Yachiru," Inner Sakura finished.

'…Damn.'

"Oh come on she's not that bad."

'Not that bad? NOT THAT BAD?'

"I think you're overreacting a little."

'THAT HELLION IS MORE HYPER THEN NARUTO WAS ON A SUGAR HIGH AND A CAFFINE DRIP!'

"…Okay so she is that bad but she's also very entertaining, worships the ground we walk on, and we could sic her on Sasuke."

'…I'm listening.'

And thus did Sakura's quest for a mini-me begins…poor Sasuke.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch

By: EDelta88

Inspired By: He Who Spoke, a.k.a. The Muse

"Hey look! A distraction!" Sakura cried.

In the next moment Hinata dropped the first chunnin while Sasuke used a pressure point to knock the other out… or at least he tried to.

"What are you doing?"

"The Vulcan Neck Pinch?"

"No you idiot, it's lower, toward the base of the neck."

"Like… that?"

"Yeah! That's-" thwup.

"…Thanks," he said before turning and picking up some extra scrolls. As he was about to leave he paused, then looked back at the chunnin, "…Thanks again," turning around Sasuke found Sakura staring at the now unconscious guard.

Never taking her eyes off the downed chunnin, "…Well that was interesting."

WARNING:This next omake is sexual in nature so those of you who don't like lemons skip straight to the End Notes

Puberty Sucks

By: EDelta88

As Hinata moved through the woods of the training ground she began getting desperate. She had been on a mission with the others for more then three weeks (so no privacy or semblance there of) and she was so horny she almost didn't care it she got caught… almost. Her biggest problem had been shaking Naruto, normally that wasn't a problem, she just told him to stay at home until she got back went did her thing and it was done. The problem was that usually she was calm when she told him and this time she was so worked up she actually had to try and evade him.

Either way she was alone now and deep in one of the many training grounds where no one would hear or find her, so after making a quick check with her Byakuugan to be sure that she was in fact alone Hinata began to strip. The first time she had done this she had just dropped her shorts and done her thing, big mistake. She'd had to wash her clothes and wait for them to dry before heading home.

So pulling her jacket over her head she tossed it to the side while slipping off her zori (ninja sandals). Then came the shirt revealing her plain white bra over her rather well developed chest (ah the wonders of a baggy jacket). Finally hooking her finger in the waist of her pants she pushed them down past her knees before stepping out of them and tossing them on the pile.

Without bothering to remove the last articles of clothing Hinata practically threw herself to the ground. Shoving her hand down her panties she began massaging her swollen folds while she moved her other hand to remove her bra.

Meanwhile not to far away a rather bewildered Jinchuuriki sniffed the air as he followed the invisible trail left by his Beta as she had run away. Finding her scent again he took off deeper into the forest until he heard something. Padding toward the sound he came upon his quarry lying on her back in the middle of a clearing. Before anything further registered in his brain he caught a scent that he had never smelt before but that he recognized on a primal level.

Completely unaware that she had been found Hinata continued to pump her fingers in and out as she massaged her breast driving herself closer until finally with one last thrust she went crashing over the edge shrieking her ecstasy as spasms ripped through her body.

Basking in the after glow of her orgasm she remained unaware of the predator drawing closer to her as she lay prone on the forest floor. Still panting Hinata became vaguely aware of something wet on her inner thigh, at first she thought nothing of it thinking it was probably just some of her juices trickling down her leg.

'Wait since when does liquid fall up!' she thought immediately coming out of her daze to find Naruto between her legs lapping at the juices leaking from pussy.

"Naruto what are you-AH!" she gasped as his long rough tongue ran up the length of her thigh, "N-Naruto stop it!" she ordered scooting away from him in an attempt to get out of his reach only to feel the rough bark of a tree blocking her retreat. Panicking Hinata tried to roll to the side only to be held against the tree by one of Naruto's tails as he drew closer. Trying to push the restraining appendage off she soon found her wrists pinned above her head by another of his tails.

"Naruto please," she whimpered as he gently pried her legs apart with two of his free tails but her pleas fell on deaf ears. The smell of her arousal combined with Naruto's primal mindset had awakened an instinct in her friend and companion that not even she could control.

As he held her legs apart Hinata could only watch in helpless fascination as Naruto lowered his head to the glistening liquid coating her thighs where he began greedily lap at her juices, his rough dog-like tongue running up her inner thigh.

Hinata couldn't stop the whimper that escaped her as Naruto's tongue drew closer to her moist core. If she were to be completely honest she had always wanted this to happen, just not like this. She wanted Naruto to be… Naruto again when they did this.

As Naruto continued to lap at the sweet fluids he marveled at the noises she was making, they were so…well he didn't know what to call them but he did know that he wanted her to make more of them.

'Oh you have got to be kidding me,' thought Hinata as she started to squirm in a vain attempt to escape the tails that were now exploring her body, 'Seriously what is this? A bad hentai?' she asked herself with no small amount of sarcasm, though she'd be lying if she said that she hadn't wondered what it would be like, 'Well I'm about to find out I guess,' she thought as one of his tails found her left breast.

"Mmmh," she moaned as Naruto's tail began kneading her breast experimentally, 'You know, if I didn't know better I'd think he'd done this before,' she thought in an attempt to distract herself, it was in vain as Naruto had finally traced her essence back to her core.

"Ah!" she cried as his tongue ran over the swollen lips of her sex and her hips bucked instinctively seeking further contact, this had the intended result of driving Naruto's outstretched tongue deeper into Hinata's folds earning another pleasured cry from the captive Hyuuga.

Realizing he'd found a particularly sensitive area Naruto continued to plunder the depths of his companions body until his roaming tongue found one spot in particular instantly sending her over the edge.

'How in the nine pits of hell is he so good at this?' she wondered through the spasms of pleasure that continued to rack her body.

Her back arched, her mouth agape in a mute scream of ecstasy she never noticed Naruto remove his slimy appendage from her womanhood to watch the fruits of his labors. As she came down from her high noticed he had removed his pants and was now aligning himself with her.

And then…she woke up, her body tangled in her sheets and a now familiar dampness between her thighs, "These thrice damned hormones are going to drive me insane," she sighed as she got up with the intent of cleaning herself and changing her sheets… never noticing her roommate smile as he licked a suspicious fluid from his lips.

End Notes

So yeah, all of these have actually happened in at some point in Naruto of the Nine Tails; I just couldn't find anywhere to fit them in that made enough sense. Anyway, I tried to keep them in order that they would have happened in the story, though in the case of the lemon that could really have happened anywhere after she hit puberty.

And once again, I will take suggestions of submissions for Omake and will give credit where it is due.

Now then, since I know someone will point out that Sasuke has mangekyo but he killed Itachi before he awakened Sharingan. Time frame has no bearing on the fact that he HAD killed Itachi and thus fulfilled the prerequisite for Mangekyo.

Now, with all that out of the way, I can start editing in earnest and working on the next few chps.

Next Chapter: Flashback Chapter! The night of the The Uchiha Massacre where it all went wrong, Itachi becomes the victim of Murphy's law when things do not go as planned.