The villagers started gathering up by the edge of the village, seeing barren wasteland all the way to where Naruto stood. They saw him napping on top of the Buddha he made. He hopped down and they gathered around him.

Hinata rushed to him and exclaimed, "Naruto, I'm so glad you're okay!" He hugged her and told her, "I'm glad you're okay too, love."

"Daddy!" "Hima! Thank god you're okay, too!" He lifted her onto his shoulders.

"Troublesome Naruto! What have you done to the village! And outside the village! And the area surrounding that!"

Naruto sweatdropped, "Sorry guys, looks like I went a little overboard. But it's okay, we can always rebuild." he said sheepishly.

"But how do we rebuild the forests? Shodai-sama built this forest with his bare hands- er- just by himself! The only wood style user we have is Yamato-sensei, but I doubt even he can rebuild all of it with what little time he has left!" Kiba asked.

Yamato deadpanned. "Hey! I'll have you know that I've vastly improved my mokuton abilities over the years. Also, I'M NOT THAT OLD!"

"Ohh, so you can rebuild all the forests and help with the reconstruction of the village before you die of old age?" Someone, idk maybe Shino, said.

Yamato gained a tick mark on his head. Naruto spoke before Yamato could respond.

"Guys, how do you think that giant wooden Buddha got there?"

Everyone didn't know the answer.

"Maybe it was a blessing from the gods?"

The blonde hokage replied, "NO YOU IDIOT! I made that thing! I can do mokuton and have been using it for years in secret!"

"Great, so I guess that you and Yamato will rebuild the village in no time."

"Yeah! With Naruto-sama helping, the village will surely be normal again in a fraction of the time!" A random civilian said.

Yamato cried to himself, "I feel as if everybody underestimates me."

Just then, Guy flashes into the crater with the villagers in his eighth gate dragon avatar roaring alongside him.

"YOUTH! I shall sacrifice myself once more using the flames from the will of fire! Show yourself, foe, so that I shall Night Guy your ass!"

"Umm...Guy I already took care of him as you can see. It's all under control now."

"WHAT? So I yet again nobily sacrificed my life just for the enemy to be defeated by someone else...AGAIN?"

"Yeaaaah...sorry Guy. You look pretty badass though."

"THANK YOU, FELLOW YOUTH BELIEVER. NOW, WOULD YOU MIND REVIVING ME LIKE LAST TIME, WHEN MY EIGHTH GATE RUNS OU-"

Guy collapses on the ground, body smoking and chakra core getting smaller. Naruto quickly uses his seal to inject him with chakra, (or whatever he does because I don't exactly know. All I know is that naruto is fucking Jesus now. Jesuto.) before his limbs turn to ash.

Then, Sasuke, Sarada and Boruto appear out of a portal. Sasuke speaks, "Ne, so you've done it Naruto." "Heh, you know it Sasuke." They bump fists.

"Ah well, you're still a shitty old man" Lightning Bolt mcqueen says.

Naruto takes a look at Boruto, then punts him into the sky where Kinshiki used to dwell.

"Himawari is my only child now, banana-head."

Naruto smirked. Then Naruto helped Ayame rebuild Ichiraku Ramen and Konoha 11 all ate there in peace.

THE END

A/N: Sorry this second chapter took like 2 years to add. I had uploaded it instantly on the Wattpad version of this story but totally forgot to add it to this fanfic version ;o; sorry to the 1 person reading this currently. I just happened to look back and read this and randomly thought to update it a little bit (on both sites), so I did. Thankfully I noticed that it was missing the final chapter on this site lmao. Anyways, thanks for reading this crack fic! I know it's really messy and unbelievable, looking back I wish I put more effort in it, but it is what is. Hope y'all had a good laugh,

Ja Ne~!