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Chapter 2: Anniversary
"Please take your seats, I'll be back in five minutes to receive your order." The waiter gestured to a booth near the corner and he walks away as soon as Naruto take his seat across his wife.
"Hon, what are you going to order?" Naruto asked, picking the menu up. "I'm thinking of getting lobster, grilled salmon and some fries."
"Streak, medium and bloody, baked potatoes and red wine." Wednesday replied flatly.
"Sound pretty good." He grinned, "Maybe I should order red wine too." Their waiter return to their table to take their order then retreat to kitchen after saying it will be ready in about fifteen minutes and Naruto turn back to his wife with a smile. "Wed-chan, here." He pull out a wide present from a storage seal under his jacket then slide it across the table to her, "Happy anniversary."
"Ah, you remember." She opened her present to reveal six elegant cutlery knives and sharpening tool, "I love it." If it was anyone else, they would think she hate it because of her emotionless face and tone but only Naruto can see a minuscule upward twitch in the corners of her lip. "I have been meaning to replace my set since they're getting rusted, with all blood and chips. Also I don't expect you to get me a sharpening tool since I recently lost my old one the other day."
"This tool comes free with the set." Naruto admitted with a light chuckle, "I'm really glad you like the present."
"And here is your present." Wednesday gave him a present from her handbag after she stowed her new knives set inside.
"Oh, thank you." He opened it up to see an elegant necklace, a black crystal with metal bat clasp, and pair of elegant ebony curved kunai with summoning seal. "Wow! I really love them! The necklace?" He looked at her questioningly.
"I remember you once told me about your old necklace and I have seen some pictures of you with it and I thought you look good with a necklace." She answered, "So I got you one so you can think of me every time you see it."
"Then I'll wear it everyday." Naruto put his necklace on with a wide grin, "Thank, hon, I love you."
"I love you too." Wednesday said expressionless and he can see a very faintly blush on her pale cheeks, anyone else will never notice it if they were in his place.
"Here are your orders." The waiter appeared to place their dinners on table before he walk away to let them enjoy their foods and Naruto gaze to his wife as she cut into her steak, smiling at a memory that appear in his head.
Naruto walk toward the harbor pier and he glance around at his surrounding for any sign of his clients who have requested for an escort-slash-tour guide. A joyful voice catches his attention from behind, "Aha! You must be Naruto, our tour guide!" Naruto turn to face a man in tuxedo, with a tubby body, crooked tooth, thin mustache and snub nose, and he was standing in front of a group of five.
"Hai, I am." Naruto nodded with a grin, "And you're Gomez Addams, right?"
"Yes, yes, that's correct." Gomez grabbed his hand in a big handshake as he smiled widely, "It's wonderful to meet you, good sir!" He released the shinobi's hand to gesture to his family, "Let me introduce you to my family! That is my lovely wife, Moticia."
"Hello." A tall voluptuous pale woman in long black dress said aloofly, she have a stern face, waist-long black hair and high cheekbones.
"My brother, Fester!" The man shift his hand from the woman to a bald hunched man in thick coat with dark, sunken eyes and for some reason, Fester have a lit-up light blub in his mouth as he give the blonde a friendly wave. "Next to him is our faithful butler, Lurch." Gomez pointed to a tallest shambling gloomy man in butler outfit, who was carrying many luggage. "My son, Pugsley!"
"Hi." A blonde chubby teenager with devious expression was prying a warning sign off the post, he wear red stripped shirt with black shorts.
"And my daughter, Wednesday!" Gomez pointed to the last person of the group and Naruto felt some strange stirring inside his chest when his eyes land upon the petite pale teenager girl. She seems to be near his age, wearing a black dress over black stocking socks with Mary-Jane shoes and have a twin braids dangling down past her shoulders in front. She stare at him blankly for a while before her head dip slightly.
"Hello." She said softly with emotionless tone.
"It's nice to meet you all." Naruto spoke, "You guys must be tired from the travel, do you want to make a stop at inn or go to somewhere else first?"
"Let's stop at a restaurant first." Gomez replied, his family hasn't eaten anything for almost whole day.
"Alright, I'll show the way." The shinobi beckoned the group to follow him and near the back of the group, Wednesday walk closer to her mother.
"Mother, I want him." Wednesday said to her quietly as she kept staring at Naruto's back, "He's the one." She have fall in love at first sight.
"Oh?" Moticia quipped her eyebrow slightly, "Well then, I will give you some advices after dinner."
"Thank you, mother." The petite girl nodded curtly.
"Naruto, what are you thinking about?" Wednesday asked her husband as they walk together in a street, arm in arm.
"The day we met." Naruto smiled.
"Mm." She hummed and they kept walking in silence, enjoying each other's company until she suddenly drag him into a empty alleyway out of sight.
"Hon?"
"Give me a quickie." Wednesday leaned against the wall, hiking her dress up. Normally, anyone would freak out at that but not Naruto because it's not the first time they have a quickie in public and he always have kage bunshin on lookout with silence tags.
"Yes, dear." Naruto unzipped his pant with a smile and insert himself into her, starting a little quickie.
"Hey, we're home!" Naruto announced loudly with a wide grin as he step inside his house with his wife and before they know it, Metal and Chocho ran past the adults with bloodcurdling screams and several sharp objects sticking out all over their bodies. The adults look over their shoulders at the fleeing genins before Naruto chuckle happily, "Huh, look like the twins have fun."
"Indeed." Wednesday agreed before she turn to Sarada who was stumbling toward her godparents, "Thank you for watching after our daughters."
"W-W-Welcome…" Sarada stumbled past them with trembling shoulders, "T-T-T-The girls a-are in living room…"
"Tell your mom we said hello!" The blonde hollered out as he closed the door and the adults walk into the living room to be greeted by the twin as they run over to hug their legs.
"Father." Alma hugged her father.
"Mommy!" Sachiko looked up to her mother, hugging her leg tightly.
"Hey, girls." Naruto bend down to hug his daughters as Wednesday pat their heads gently, "Did you two have fun while we were gone?"
"Yes." Both girls chimed before Alma speak, "I almost got Metal…" She pouted emotionlessly, "But he survived."
"Me too, I almost beheaded Chocho with mommy's ax!" Sachiko said with flat tone.
"There's always next time." He ruffled their hairs up with a chuckle before he pick them up, "Anyway, time for bed."
"Can we have bedtime story?" Alma asked.
"Yes, what would you hellspawns like to hear?" Wednesday nodded, following her family upstairs.
"I want one about a princess committing genocide on her own people." Sachiko smiled.
"One with a lot of blood." The girl with gold eyes inputted.
"Ah, get it." Naruto grinned, "Do you want me or mommy to tell it?"
"Mother."
"Mommy!" Both twin answered together.
"Mm, I'll fetch my tools and some dreadful dolls for storytelling." The corner of Wednesday's lip twitched upward and the twin cheered flatly as the father of twin chuckle at their reactions.
And that end the second chapter of UF! Love it? Hate it?
Turn out it's their anniversary and we just saw their first meeting! At same time, it looks like the twins have traumatized their babysitters!
What family moments will we see from Uzumaki Family? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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