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Chapter 6: Holiday
Naruto was helping his wife setting the table up until they hear a doorbell before the blonde walk to the front door, "I'll get it!" Naruto opened it, "Hello, how ca…"
"SON!" The blonde was immediately pull into a tight hug as someone sway him around with bellowing laughter and he look down to see…
"Gomez-tou-san!" Naruto grinned down to the said man before he look up to see the rest of Addams family, "Morticia-kaa-san! Pugsley-ototo-san! Uncle Fester! Lurch! You're all here early!"
"Of course, I'm very dying to see my deadly daughter and granddaughters." Morticia smirked lightly as her son-in-law give each Addams family member a hug, even Lurch. "Where are they?"
"Here, mother." Wednesday appeared with the little girls and she gave her family a quick hug.
"Grandma, grandpa!" The twin run over to hug their grandparents and Gomez pick them up, spinning around while hugging them.
"Have you two been very naughty girls this year?" Gomez asked.
"Yes." Both twins chimed.
"WONDERFUL!" He laughed out loud.
"Have you doing well, my child?" Morticia asked her daughter.
"I'm doing very well." Wednesday dipped her head, "Thank you for asking. Would you all like to rest in the living room for a bit while Naruto and I prepare the feast?" Most of Addams family nodded and Lurch walk to the kitchen to help out of habit.
"Hey, who want to throw knives at me and see if it can kill me?" Fester grinned down to the girls.
"ME!" The twins raised their hands up with Gomez and Pugsley.
"Great!" The bald man ran into the living room with goofy grin as his relatives follow him in, "Come and help me taking good knives out!"
"Everyone, dinner is ready!" Naruto hollered as he pull one of chairs out for his wife to sit down and he sit down next to her as soon as the family appear to take their seats.
"Your girls are very talented with knives!" Fester laughed with few kunais sticking out of his body, "Did you or Naruto teach them?"
"No, it's all natural." Wednesday replied, "We yet have teach them some tricks."
"Ooh, I can't wait to see how it turn out." Gomez said before he dodge couple flying knives that stuck into the headrest of his chair, "Aha! Better luck next time, my lovely granddaughters!"
"Aw, we missed." Alma pouted creepily together with her sister.
"The spread look very appealing." Morticia said approvingly as she look over the dinner spread, she really like the fondue in skull and jell-o pudding in shape of brain. "You have outdone yourself, my daughter."
"Thank you, mother." The pale mother of twin gave her a small nod before she gesture to the table, "Please eat."
"Did you poisoned my food?" Pugsley asked as he ate his dinner.
"If you die, you have your answer." Wednesday smirked lightly with some cruel tone to her brother and he just keep eating his food without any concern. The family enjoy the feast, swapping some stories and chatting.
"Miserable Christmas!" The family said the first thing in early morning as they gather around a dead Christmas tree with many presents and stuffed stocking socks and the twin sisters eagerly sort through the presents to see which belong to who, piling their own gifts up in separate piles.
"What do you get from Krampus this year?" Naruto asked his daughters with a wide grin, taking few pictures.
Sachiko tore through her first present then lift it out above her head, "A new headless doll like I want!" She squeeze her new doll and it ooze out blood-like liquid as she make a happy noise. "And it bleed! I love it!"
"I get a big rusty scissor!" Alma held up a huge scissor, size of a human, up with evil grin, "Now I can go find bad strangers and cut their no-no zone off!" She make a menacing snap with her now favorite 'toy'.
"Here are your presents from us." Moritica hand some presents to her grandchildren with her husband at her side and the kids thank her before they open their gifts.
Naruto glance over to see his wife standing front of a brand-new guillotine, "Wed-chan, do you like the present I get you?" He grinned.
"Yes, I do." Wednesday stroke the beam, "I shall test it out on Pugsley tonight." She glanced over to her husband, "And you? Do you like my present?"
"Hell yeah!" The grinning blonde pick ramen bowl set, contain ten bowls and chopsticks, and the bowls are two time large than Pho bowl. Each bowl have beautiful images of Uzumaki symbol and bats and the stainless steel chopsticks are orange. "I totally love it!" He get up to give his wife a affectionate peck on cheek and she return it before they watch their children opening more presents with the rest of the family.
The Addams family stays with them for couple weeks before they return to their home, biding farewell and that they'll see each other again for holidays and vacations. During this time, there were a lot of morbid reports that can't be repeated for villagers' safety and sanity.
Wednesday have notice how unusual her boyfriend act lately and whenever she ask him, Naruto clumsily evade her questions before he run off for some business. She wonder if she have to tie her dear down and bloodletting him to drag answers out of him, is there a bitch she have to kill? Right now, she was approaching her boyfriend with kitchen knife and there was some blood on her face. "Naruto."
"Ah, Wed-chan, I was looking for you!" Naruto turned to her with a wide grin, yet it look nervous for some reason before his expression become confused. "Whose blood is it?"
"Some alley cat." Wednesday replied flatly, still holding a knife up.
"Oh, okay." He waved it off like it's a normal thing.
"Why were you looking for me?" She asked, stepping closer to him. Her knife glinted by the lamplight.
"W-Well…" Naruto reach inside his pocket then take something out nervously as he cleared his throat few times, "H-H-H-Here." The pale woman stare at a ring in black box then up to him with a arched eyebrow as if she was asking him what it is. "It's…Um…A w-w-w-wedding ring for…M-M-M-Marriage." It sound like he don't rehearse it at all.
"…Marriage?" Wednesday blinked with slightly widened eyes.
"Y-Y-Yeah." He blushed nervously as he scratched his head with his free hand, "I-I-I want to m-marry you…Will you? W-Will you marry me?"
"…" She stared at him for a good two minutes before she fling her knife out of the window and there was a sudden drying yelp of some cat then offer her hand to him. "Put the ring on and set up a black wedding."
"Really?!" Naruto's eyes lit up as she gave him a single nod and he eagerly slip the ring on her finger before he pull her in a very tight hug. "I'm happy you said yes! I love you, Wed-chan, so much!"
"And I love you more, my dear." Wednesday pecked his cheek before she break their hug apart then drag him outside, "Come. We have a cemetery to visit."
"For what?" He asked, "The wedding ceremony?"
"No, we're going to make love on someone's grave." She replied.
"…Oh, okay!" Naruto grinned widely with red face, would you believe him if he said it's not the first time he have made love with his fiancee in strange place?
"Then we'll make more love in our S&M dungeon." Wednesday said, "You'll bind, blinded and gag me and have your way with me."
And that. It looks like it's going to be one longest session for Naruto and he won't have it other way.
And that end the sixth chapter of UF! Love it? Hate it?
The Uzumaki family has celebrated a holiday with some Addams family! In the flashback, we just saw how Naruto proposed to Wednesday!
What family moments will we see from Uzumaki Family? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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