"This story is bananas...!" Donkey Kong said upon enjoying a delicious ripe yellow banana bunch while eating casually in his tree house within the vibrant green foliage of the Kongo Jungle while watching the Klaptrap crocodiles jump out of the sparkling water with the rainbow shining brightly, with it getting darker despite it still being daytime: of course DK didn't mind this; after all any time was perfect for just resting up from adventuring and it was kind of obvious that the brown furred gorilla with a red necktie was not going to be heading anywhere. "...I wonder if anyone will be willing to read this still."