Funny poems about Roy and Ed, well, pranking each other.

Post Manga/Brotherhood : Suite à sa promotion, le Général Mustang et son unité partent en mission pour Ishbal, zone rouverte depuis plusieurs semaines. Et c'est avec une certaine appréhension que Roy s'apprête à retourner sur cet ancien champ de bataille avec une Riza au comportement étrange. [Suite de Vapeur de Whisky]

Si tu arrives à brûler tout tes souvenirs, alors je te rendrais tes pouvoirs...Je te donnerais raison et je te laisserais devenir le monstre que tu deviens...Prouve-moi que j'ai tord et que tu m'aimes ! Roy/Ed

In which Mustang somehow manages to tick off an influential witch hunter and Edward is the only thing preventing the man from getting the tables turned on him by getting burned at the stake. (No spoiler oneshot; might be an AU, or it might not be. Non-yaoi)

"How about dinner at my place tonight?" Well, he did like the girl after all, so why not? [Sequel to "Prize Date".]

Reagan wished for nothing more than her life to be like an anime, though after a transmutation attempt actually has her to come face to face with Truth, Reagan realizes she got way more than she bargained for. (Mostly AU)

A 100-oneshot collection. Envy Angevin and Edward Elric have been called a thousand names for being exactly who they are, and they're not the only ones. Rewrite/reimagining of Seven Names/Seven Reasons. Spiritual successor to Beauty and the Beast.

Anne Bernette is a new recruit in Eastern Command with a dark secret only she knows about. Her cold and quiet personality sparks the interest of Colonel Mustang and he'll stop at nothing to figure her out. What is her secret? T just in case

Angel Smith is a simple bar tender. One night while working she meets a golden haired swordsman. As she decides to travel with him she learns about the never ending battle between the Light and Shadow. As they continue North Angel learns about the swordsman's fate; and how she may be the only one to save him in the final battle when Light Mixes with shadow...

Parce que les fins heureuses n'existent pas. Mais que ce n'est pas pour autant que la vie n'a pas de comptes à nous rendre. /!\Spoilers fin Brotherhood.

(I found only one of these and I thought there need to be more.) He killed my best friend. Started scaring wars. Killed children. Women. Men. So why the ever loving hell is he living with me!

The fear of imperfection, of not being enough. Edward's unusual behavior sends Winry's mind into overdrive when he leaves for Tour of Duty with an intimidating and mysterious new partner. AU. EdxWin. *7th companion to Perfect Blood*

Al sometimes wonders about his brother

Riza Hawkeye is willing to do everything in her power to protect those she cares about... Even if that means taking a life. Edward Elric, however, does not see things the way she does. Parental/Friendship!RizaEd. Two-shot.

Edward gets caught in an altercation at his usual bar in this A/U modern-time one-shot.

Something this rolled off the farm truck and into Roy's lap

"BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHHA!" "Fullmetal, this is a serious issue. I fail to see what you find so amusing." The Fuhrer has passed both a child labor law and a public school law that requires all minors to attend school.

Remorse and longing and stupid, stupid love sang out in the halls of the palace of Xing. Lingfan one shot.

Envy marvels at the destruction a single bullet can create. Two-shot.

After the murder his wife, Führer Mustang uncovers his inner demons. He's a functioning alcoholic, fueled by rage and encompassed by lust. The newly revived Homunculi spot this, and are determined to make him one of their own. Rated M for smut/lemon, language, violence/gore, dark themes. Post-Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. No OCs.

Two young teenage best friends, Brenda Nike and Lisa Tilly, get trapped and separated in the world of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. How will they find each other? Will they ever leave? What plans does Truth have for them? How will Brenda react to what she was bombed with by Truth?

Edward Elric is a girl in disguise. Of course, the Colonel Bastard had to find out, but after a very vague phone call early one morning Ed may just have the counter blackmail to keep the bastard from squealing...

"If I know I'm weak as a close range fighter, then I'd better be a damn good long-range asset." An exploration of my favorite Lieutenant's relationship to her weapons. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Synopsis: Them's is fighting words. Author's Notes: More academy nonsense. They're trying to make it through one more month. Spoilers: None.

Cada paso que Ed diera para recuperar sus cuerpos, se dijo a sí misma, sería porque ella había creado para él miembros capaces de sostener su peso. Quizá no pudiera luchar, pero sería el elemento sobre el que ambos podrían apoyarse. Siempre lo había sido, de todos modos.