'Why can't you be more like Riza' It was an innocent enough question but it was enough to push Edward into surprising Roy and walking into his office and seeing Edward in regulation uniform, standing to attention was certainly a surprise. Written for NaNoWriMo 50,000 Smuts. Plot? What plot?

I know there are like hundreds of these but you got to love them (I OWN NOTHING)

When a sea witch convinces a young mermaid named Isadora to commit the ultimate taboo for the sake of getting her brother back, she's thrust into a new world.

(n.) Mental calmness, composure, and evenness of temper, especially in a difficult situation. Inspired by true events. *the 2nd companion to Perfect Blood* AU -Complete-

Los cumpleaños suelen ser fechas alegres salvo cuando los recuerdos nos invaden. Al menos siempre podemos pedir un deseo que consuele la desesperación... [One-shot] [Soft Elricest]

Ed thinks it would be much easier to moonlight as a superhero if the government would stop suing him; he's getting sick of Roy Mustang darkening his doorstep. For his part, Roy would love it if Ed stopped making fun of both of his identities. RoyEd superhero AU

Edward se trouve toujours coincé dans le monde Nazi avec Alfons Heiderich et cherche par tous les moyens de rejoindre Amestris et vivre enfin avec son frère. Pendant ce temps, les choses se corsent à Central où le Colonel Mustang apprend qu'une guerre va éclater. Un amour commence à se construire petit à petit entre Ed et Alfons tandis qu'Alphonse doit combattre au péril de sa vie.

AU of sorts, placed mid series. Ed's been hurt by the one closest to him, with no where left to go he turns to Mustang as a last resort. Mustang plans to set Ed right again but can he set someone so messed up right again? Will they both find what they have been looking for? Rated T For Ed's mouth. Parental Roy!Ed Parental Hohenheim!Al.

Lust saw it... her opportunity to make him talk at long last. The question was, how much longer would she have to keep up this sickeningly sweet facade of loving a mere human? Major Pairing: 'Solaris' x Havoc... (Though I suppose that's obvious.) Rated T for safety.

Ed lands in Munich and meets Alfons. As they get to know each other, the potential for a relationship grows. Eventual Ed/Alfons. Will be rated T-M in later chapters.

This is a heap of one-shots that I have written for you guys. Tell me some characters and a scenario and a story will be made. Rated T for Edward. You all know what I mean

Just a cute little oneshot based around Alphonse Elric's first words.

Not all the bruises we leave upon our loved ones are visible for all to see but Mustang must come to grips with the full implications of the two young children in his charge when catches a glimpse of the ones left by the brothers. One-shot. Mild Paternal!Mustang

During a thunderstorm, Al gets scared and goes to seek comfort in Trisha. K . Drabble.

It had been four months since the last time they'd seen Edward.

Ed's sure he's seen Winry. Riza's not so sure. Sort of (but not really) an FMA/Winter Soldier fusion.

AU Edward never though much about the incident back in lab 5 with the red water. He doesn't really remember it that much. He's seventeen now, repaying his debt by helping Mustang reach the top now Al finally has his body again. But what happens when he and Mustang become targets for assassination? RoyEd Friendship

Rain, a pinch of tears, and a bit of alcohol are the mix for a perfect disaster, but throw in Lieutenant Hawkeye and Colonel Mustang and you never know just how perfect this disaster could be... :)

Oh oui, dans sa jeunesse, Pinako Rockbell en imposait aux mecs, dans tous les sens du terme. Dominic en a fait les frais ! Ah, c'était le bon temps mais que voulez-vous, ça passe et les choses changent... EDIT, ajout d'une 2nde ficlet : Pinako a vécu longtemps et vu passer beaucoup de choses, beaucoup de monde. Il reste des photos, des jalons de tout ce temps passé.

Birthdays are special days. They shouldn't be special because they're the first time you walk in on your brother.

REWRITE: When Edward shows up at Roy's door step at four in the morning, soaking wet and shivering in the pouring rain, Roy knows something is wrong. He takes Ed in and demands to know his story, but what he finds out turns out to be more terrible than he'd ever imagined. [Please read the author's note!] WARNING: This fic contains RAPE. Royed. M for a reason.

Ed was used to seeing strange things around Mustang's office, but this was new.

A Hawkeye's-eye view of a mission report from Edward to Mustang.

Edward's mother makes a deathbed confession that shakes his entire world. Ninth entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.

Oneshot. Brigadier General Edward Elric is quite content with all of his subordinates...except for Parker. He's not too sure about Parker. No pairings.