Everyone thinks that Reid is a genius. Reid's cat thinks he's an idiot. Follow the adventures of Schrödie the cat as he attempts to cat-train his human. Remember, the best laid plans of cats and men often go awry. Domestic fic with unique guest appearances. Follows 'Animals Your Soul Will Guide.'

Like some amazing fics of this couple I'll try to evoke the life of a couple, from the pretty beginning 'til the end. This will be, at some point or from the beginning, a Jemily fanfic. There will be mature content so I prefer to be save and rate it as such from the start.

Dave convinces Aaron to take a much needed vacation. Written for the Facebook Smut Challenge. Established Hotch/Rossi relationship. Slash. Rated M. Over 18 only please! *NOMINEE: BEST HOTCH/ROSSI - 2014 PROFILER'S CHOICE AWARDS*

Penelope was not usually very lucky, but even she hadn't managed to get accused of murder so far. Total AU, with pretty much every CM character coming up at some stage. The rating is just to be on the safe side.

JJ thought it was time for Will to her daughter, Kenzie in person, although she talked to him almost every time JJ did, but she still had some reservations The whole team is in this. I don't own CM or any of it's characters. May turn into M rating later.

When tragedy strikes for Derek and Penelope, she leaves. Now, a year later, she's back and looking for him. Warning: may be triggering. Morgan/Garcia oneshot songfic using Daughtry's "Life After You." Written for went.

It's just a four-letter word, right? So how come a certain BAU genius has never said it to one Derek Morgan? (Slash, of course. Oneshot, of course!)

A second take on the life of Supervisory Special Agent Emily Prentiss. Starting from when she joined the team, and how life goes on. Eventually H/P. Follow episodes, but some of them might be slightly changed in the future for story proposes.

They were in love, they were happy, until someone tried to destroy it all. Rossi/Garcia matching. NOW COMPLETE! NOTE: Chapters 1 - 6 have been re-uploaded.

Alex is surprised by a ghost from her past in the last place that she would expect to see her. Will their chance encounter lead to something much more lasting?

RATED T FOR LANGUAGE AND SOME VIOLENCE AU Dr. Spencer Reid is a genius. He has an eidetic memory, and IQ of 187 and can read 20,000 words a minute. The members of the BAU think he is just a socially awkward little kid, and Spencer likes it that way. He doesn't want the FBI profilers finding out about his social life, all this is about to change however...

Emily finds herself unable to sleep on the jet for a very specific reason. Rated M to be safe ;) EmilyxJJ oneshot

A tag to Minimal Loss. Demily. Cuteness. What would have been awesome to have happened afterward.

Two hours away from her team with no cell signal and a bad feeling that flowed through every inch of her body. She needed to turn back...But she was almost there and she had a witness to interview. Besides, everything will be fine, completely fine and she will be back by 6.But the witness is actually dead, and now Emily and JJ are chained to a cement wall with now way out.

Erin finds that starting over is a lot harder than she imagined it to be. But in Penelope's arms, she finds that a new dance has started, one that she does not want to bow out of.

Everyone has secrets and sometimes those secrets are entire portions of that person's life. For Spencer Reid his relationships have always been private but now it's all on the line and a mistake could mean permanent loss. Spencer Reid/OFC.

What are the odds of falling for an FBI member, who happens to be victimized in a kidnapping you're victimized into also? What are the odds of him falling for you? Well, Dr. Spencer Reid has yet again been kidnapped. Along with him is an ordinary girl named Lucy Hayes, who the kidnapper mistook to be JJ. Romance sparks, but along with that, secrets unfold. Will it effect them?

Part six in the Hotch/Kahlan line. No matter how badly they want it or how hard they try, things just never seem to be able to be easy for the Hotchners and that includes time spent with friends and family.

Follows on slightly from 'BAU go camping' . The team decides to finally have a night of karaoke fun and pizza at Dave's mansion...Only rated T just to be safe but definitely more humour than T Rating.

'It's kind of like alphabet soup - words and letters all jumbled up with nowhere to go.' Hotch/Prentiss, short pieces for each letter of the alphabet, set mostly during season 3 through mid-season 4. [REPOST #3 because of formatting issues. sorry, folks.]

The left-overs from different tribes come together to form a true family. AU- Prehistoric. Dub-con. Violence. Slash.

Two months after saving JJ and returning to London, Emily decides that it is time to come back to the BAU. She can't fight against her feelings anymore.

When JJ and Morgan get kidnapped by the BAU's most horrific serial sadist, what will happen to them? Will the rest of the team find them before it's too late? I Do Not Own Criminal minds. (Torture) I'm Sorry I suck at summaries.

Reid has been faced with many challenges and troubles in his lifetime, but will he survive being diagnosed with a brain tumor? Sick!Reid.

Though they fight against evil every day, Derek and Penelope still have beautiful moments. Morgan/Garcia family oneshot. Complete FLUFF! Written using prompts from CeeCee333.