All our favorite characters on a big group chat/individual ones. You know this won't end well.

Group Chat (His type)

I don't understand - Percy

Dude, let it go! - Leo

Yeah, why do you care? - Piper

But why!? - Percy

Percy, you have me. And Nico has Will - Annabeth

BUT HE SAID I WASN'T HIS TYPE! I'M EVERYBODY'S TYPE! - Percy

Hang in there bro! I'm on the way with blue food! - Jason

Stupid bromance - Piper

Preach! - Annabeth

Oh my Hades, is he still on this!? - Nico

Dude, he will ALWAYS be on this. - Leo

I am only saying this once. Percy, get the $ &/ over it because you have a girlfriend and you were never into Nico but I, his BOYFRIEND, am and I am his type, not you, so get over it! Or else I'll $ $( your #*+~! until %|*!~€ 4$/$; , and then %$&* )$ - Will

(Silence)

Thanks, Will. Percy is crying now! - Jason

Dang, Nico, your boyfriend is savage! - Leo

I know ;) - Nico


Group Chat (Puns, puns, and even more puns).

Water you doing? - Percy

Hooo are your referring to? - Annabeth

No. Just….no - Nico

This is...shocking…. - Jason

I find it quite….charming…. - Piper

Why? This is not funny - Nico

Let's give him some...solace…. - Will

Not you too! - Nico

Leave him be. After all, words are more….valuable than….gold…. - Hazel

Let me just be...frank…with you - Frank

It would be...unwise...to not join us, Nico - Annabeth

You guys are dead to me - Nico

AN: That was fun to write. Next up will be a percabeth one-shot. Kitkat Out!