Hey guys, I know it's been a little while. But my teachers decided to dump all these final projects on us, and I started working again, so I've been a little swamped. I still plan on trying to update once a week, so you don't have to wait too long.
The Gods were arguing. Again. Over what, you may ask? Were Poseidon and Hades arguing with Zeus over what they rules? Were Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera trying to decide who the fairest of them all was again? Or was Demeter trying to get Hades to stop making her daughter go to the Underworld for six months of the year again?
The correct answer is: none of the above! Instead, they were arguing over a topic that anyone with common sense would think has nothing to do with the Gods and which should have been concluded by now.
But nope! Because if we've learned anything about the Greek Gods and Goddesses from both Mythology as well as Rick Riordan's books, it is that the Gods are both petty and salty beings who throw temper tantrums every five seconds!
And that is why Poseidon was being held back by Hermes and Athena, and why Hades and Apollo were standing behind t Aphrodite and Artemis for protection. And why the rest of the Main Twelve were just chilling, eating popcorn, and laughing at the spectacle in front of them.
"What does your son mean my son isn't his type!" Poseidon shouted. Hades just shrugged while Apollo wore a smug grin on his face. Aphrodite was practically steaming as she opened her mouth to make a snarky retort. But Artemis's shake of her head stopped her. Barely.
*If you haven't guessed by now, the Gods were arguing over Solangelo. Or more specifically, why Nico chose Will over Percy. Again, this argument should have already been dealt with, but I guess it never will be truly over. (_) (-_-) *
"Why does it matter? He's dating MY daughter!" Athena interjected.
"Yeah, and what's wrong with my son?" Apollo shouted. At this point, it was clear the Gods weren't going to get into a physical brawl so, very carefully, the others released Poseidon and stepped away from Hades and Apollo. Poseidon sighed before rubbing his forehead.
"That's not what I'm trying to say. BUT….."
I would write the entire argument but as the Gods are STILL arguing at this current moment, and since they are all shouting over one another, I can't type fast enough to catch anything more than snippets.
"My son is too good for yours!"
"My son deserves him better!"
"Anyone remember Percy doesn't swing that way?"
"Anyone remember how this fight started?"
"SOLANGELO RULES!"
AN: Just a short little thing. Again, if any of you have requests, just review or PM anytime!
Kitkat Out!
