"So how did you guys get into a car accident? " Nico asked. He had to go pick up Jason and Percy using Jules Albert's car because they had completely totaled it. Seeing as how the two boys, while chaotic, were both good drivers. For the most part, anyway.
Once the boys were all in their seats, Jules started to drive back to Camp Halfblood. Before answering Nico, Jason sent a dirty look at Percy while crossing his arms. The son of Zeus/Jupiter had made Nico sit between him and Percy for whatever reason. The two demigods always sat together, which was Nico's first clue that something had happened.
"Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the road that Percy didn't notice."
Nico decided not to correct Jason about how Percy was actually the one driving and instead noticed Percy's hand cover his red, sheepish face.
"So I said, 'Percy! Deer!'." Jason stated.
"And?" Nico still had no clue what on earth was going on. Did they swerve to avoid the deer or did Jason have a good reason for making his answer so long?
"Percy, do you want to tell Nico what your response was?" Jason glared at Percy, who chose that moment to look up.
"Yes, honey?"
Nico tried to be nice, he really did. As did Jules Albert. But the two lasted a total of three seconds before they burst out laughing.
Percy avoided everyone for the next couple of days. It was a good call on his part.
AN: Little short but I love this headcanon. Just look up 'Percy Jackson headcanon deer' and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Kitkat Out!