(Yoshi cuts his hand and is bleeding like hell. So he calls 911.)
Caller: Hello, 911. What's your emergency?
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: I'm sorry. I couldn't get that.
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: No, what is your emergency?
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: Sir, please tell me the emergency.
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: Sir, I am getting really unhappy with your attitude. Now tell me the emergency please.
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: Oh my god, just tell me the fucking emergency instead of that stupid made up word, you bastard!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: Is this some kind of fucking joke? Are you prank calling the shit out of me right now?
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: This is a serious business, sir. Now I am telling you for the last FUCKING time, tell me your goddamn emergency!
Yoshi: Yoshi
Caller: That's it. Fuck off, and I wish you were dead.
(Caller hangs up)
Yoshi: Yoshi
(Yoshi later dies after succumbing to the wound on his hand. The 911 caller was fired from his job for intentionally bad service. The moral of the story is... If you wanna speak like a real human being, stay in school.)