Chapter 35: An Extremely Busy Day
(Opening Theme: Unbreakable by Fireflight)
Pearl woke up shaking her head. The dream she had had was something else entirely. She was no stranger to wet dreams, she had gone through puberty after all, but none of those dreams were like the one she had, imagining almost every male she knew one by one taking turns with her, Pearl quickly hit her head to get rid of the embarrassing images in her mind. If this keeps up I'm going to go to Cashew Village and spend the whole day with Kenny…or buy a vibrator… she thought as she got out of bed and took a cold shower and then looked through her clothes. She decided to wear Videl's Orange Star High School shirt with purple qipao pants along with her weighted wrist bands and boots, pretty much the opposite of what she wore yesterday. Pearl stretched out for a few minutes before going to the kitchen and making some chocolate chip pancakes for herself and Barit, remembering to not make them too sweet for him. By the time Barit was done getting ready for the day the pancakes were done. "Been a while since you cooked," Barit remarked as they sat down for breakfast. He took a bite and waited a little before saying, "You've improved, before, everything you made was almost 75% sugar." "Thanks, I think," Pearl said as they ate.
Once they were done Pearl's Scouter Glasses went off, it was the Supreme Kai of Time. "Pearl, I need you at the mountains near the waterfall. Something big is happening," the Supreme Kai of Time said. "On my way," Pearl said and quickly left the apartment and flew near the waterfall. She spotted the Supreme Kai of Time not far from it, and saw a large purple and black portal. "I'm here," Pearl said. "Good. Listen, this thing right here, is something extremely dangerous. It is a Dimensional Rift. Like the Time Rifts, it is a portal to another alternate universe that is threatening to change our own time. I'm containing it right now, but unless you go inside and change whatever is causing the change, it will just keep growing. However, you won't be able to do this yourself. You need to gather five other warriors to help," the Supreme Kai of Time explained, "And make sure they got their Scouters so we can communicate." "I got it. I know who to pick," Pearl said, and Instant Transmitted back to her apartment. "What's going on?" Barit asked.
"To keep things short, there is a Time Rift called a Dimensional Rift right now. The Supreme Kai of Time said I need five more people to help me get rid of it," Pearl told him. "Alright, I'm in," Barit said, "Who else are we bringing?" "We'll need some Super Saiyan power I think, so we'll need Amaya and Brocc, Jade and Bage as well, OH, almost forgot, get your Scouter, the Supreme Kai of Time said we'll need them," Pearl said, and quickly focused on sensing her friends' ki. She Instant Transmitted to Jade's apartment first and knocked on the door. Jade opened it, thankfully already dressed in the Launch Outfit Pearl gave her, and Brocc was drinking some coffee in a Broly Outfit. "What's up?" Jade asked. Pearl explained the situation to her and Jade and Brocc agreed to come. She told them where to go, and then Instant Transmitted to Bage's Apartment. She knocked on the door and Bage answered in pajama bottoms. Pearl saw Amaya was eating breakfast behind him and explained the situation to them. "Alright, give us five minutes," Bage said. "Okay," Pearl agreed, and Instant Transmitted to the Dimensional Rift.
Everyone she called was already stretching as the Supreme Kai of Time explained the situation in detail to them. After five minutes Bage and Amaya arrived, Bage in his Time Patroller Academy armor and Amaya in a green and black qipao with her katana ready. "Alright, everyone is gathered. Join hands, and go in. Trunks and I will give you pointers once you're inside," the Supreme Kai of Time said. "Alright," Pearl said as everyone held hands and flew into the Dimensional Rift.
They arrived to see they were in the Wastelands, and before them stood a Great Ape, a Great Ape version of Nappa! "Alright everyone," the Supreme Kai of Time said through their Scouters, "Get ready. These Dimensional Rifts have changed your foes, they'll have powers you won't expect." "Like what?" Barit asked. Dark energy then swirled around Nappa, and then around everyone else. "Get away quickly, or you'll be brainwashed into fighting each other!" the Supreme Kai of Time yelled, and everyone flew back. Bage however wasn't fast enough, and the dark energy overtook him. "Quickly, you gotta dispel the energy, hit him good and hard and you'll stop the brainwashing!" the Supreme Kai of Time yelled. "I'm on it!" Jade yelled and flew at Bage and quickly kicked him in the head hard, dispelling the dark aura. "Ugh…thanks Jade," Bage said. "Alright, it's not over yet, stay on your guard," the Supreme Kai of Time said. Great Ape Nappa suddenly jumped into the air and a massive ball of dark energy formed over his mouth before blasting down to everyone. "STOP THAT BLAST! IF IT HITS THE GROUND, IT'LL WIPE YOU ALL OUT!" the Supreme Kai of Time yelled.
Amaya, Bage, and Brocc all went Super Saiyan 2 and together grabbed the massive ball of dark energy. They slowed it down, but it kept on coming! "You need to work together to send it back!" the Supreme Kai of Time instructed. "Alright, Bage, Amaya, Brocc, get back, focus everything you have on that Dark Energy Ball!" Pearl ordered. The Saiyans did as she instructed, and everyone summoned their power, blasting at the Dark Energy Ball with all their power! For a second their combined power stopped it, then slowly sent the Dark Energy Ball back to Great Ape Nappa! "GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!" Pearl yelled as she summoned all her power. The six warrior's ki auras flared out in a dazzling display as they poured all their power into their attack, sending it right into Great Ape Nappa! The Dark Energy Ball combined with everyone's power destroyed the Great Ape, and then everyone was pulled back into Conton City.
"Good work everyone," the Supreme Kai of Time said, "But I'm afraid this isn't over." The Supreme Kai of Time pointed to a second Dimensional Rift. "You need to deal with that one as well I'm afraid," the Supreme Kai of Time said, "Remember to work together, and don't drop your guards." "Alright," everyone said as they walked over to the second Dimensional Rift and joined hands, then flew into it.
In the Second Dimensional Rift they were all in the Sky, and saw Turles was there waiting for them, Dark Energy swirling around him. "Let's go!" Pearl yelled as she and everyone blasted Turles with ki balls. Their combined assault quickly overwhelmed Turles, until he suddenly blasted ki all around himself to dispel their attacks. Dark energy formed in his hands as he suddenly blasted it all around. Everyone tried to fight it, but the attack was overwhelming, and they were all knocked back. "Oh no, he used a Scatter Attack, you've been blasted into pocket dimensions," the Supreme Kai of Time said. "So, how do I get out of it?" Pearl asked. "You need to fight whatever or whoever appears, they'll be the pocket dimension's guardian. After that, a portal should open to let you back into the normal Dimensional Rift's Dimension, or to another pocket dimension where one of the others is," the Supreme Kai of Time told Pearl. "Alright," Pearl said as a Saibaman appeared. Pearl pooled her power into her hands as the Saibaman attacked her and blasted it point blank with a Kamehameha Wave, destroying it.
A portal opened to show the Sky Pearl was blasted out of. She also saw three large black crystals floating in the sky. "Are these the pocket dimensions?" Pearl asked. "Yes, you need to break them and let the others out, otherwise Turles will siphon their power and increase his own with it," the Supreme Kai of Time said as Turles rushed at Pearl. Pearl blocked his punch and five kicks before slamming her knee into Turles's groin and then kicking him back. The corrupted Saiyan smiled as he tried a Sudden Storm attack that Pearl struggled to avoid. "Try this then, Kaa-Mee-Haa-Mee…" Pearl said as she powered up. Turles tried a Kill Driver, and Pearl let out her Super Kamehameha Wave, "HHHAAAAAA!" Pearl's attack tore through Turles's Kill Driver and slammed into him, sending him flying away. "Alright, time to let everyone else out.
One crystal shattered, Bage and Brocc flew out of it, Bage in Super Saiyan 2 form while Brocc was Super Saiyan 3. "Alright, where's that motherfucker Turles!?" Brocc angrily yelled. "He's coming fast," Pearl said, sensing the Dimensional Rift Turles coming with surprising speed. "Listen, distract him, I need to destroy those other two crystals," Pearl said. Turles arrived and Bage and Brocc nodded as they flew at him. Pearl went to the first pocket dimension crystal she saw and started pounding away at it. Her fists were starting to hurt when it finally shattered, releasing Barit and Amaya. "Whew, thanks Pearl," Barit said. "Alright, I'm going to get that last crystal, Barit, help me, Amaya, help Bage and Brocc," Pearl said. "Alright," they agreed and separated. "Alright Barit, Kamehameha, together," Pearl said as they powered up the attack. "Double Kamehameha!" Pearl and Barit yelled as they blasted the last crystal, releasing Jade. "Man, I feel drained," Jade said. "Can you fight?" Pearl asked. "Yeah, and I'm gonna try something," Jade said as she summoned her power. Jade shined bright before she yelled, "FUTTEN!"
Steam shot out everywhere as Jade's skin turned yellow and her red cheek circles turned black. "Let's get him!" Jade yelled.
Jade, Pearl, and Barit flew at Turles as the Saiyans began to break his defense. Everyone got at least three good hits in before Turles blasted them all back. "Everyone! Together!" Pearl yelled as once again they pooled their power together and blasted Turles just like they did Nappa. The Dimensional Rift Saiyan screamed as their combined might wiped him out, and then they were all returned to Conton City. The Supreme Kai of Time was waiting for them. "Good job everyone," she congratulated them, "Those Dimensional Rifts could have seriously damaged our reality." "But they're still here," Pearl said, "Things haven't changed." "What do you mean there's no change!?" the Supreme Kai of Time huffed, "Of course there is, I would know. You've weakened them both considerably, all that's left for me to do is shut them, and everything will be fine. Of course, after they've been weakened, it's not like they can cause any more damage, so I'm in no hurry. It's such a hassle too," the Supreme Kai of Time said.
Everyone's jaws dropped when she said that. "You can use them for training if you want. If any other Dimensional Rifts open up you can go and take care of them, just like these two," the Supreme Kai of Time said. "Are you sure?" Amaya asked as she looked at the first Dimensional Rift, it was a lighter shade of purple now with much less black. "Would a Goddess lie?" the Supreme Kai of Time asked. Amaya looked like she was going to say something, but kept her mouth shut. "Well then, goodbye, I've got to take care of Tokitoki now, my work is never done," the Supreme Kai of Time said, and headed back to the Time Nest. Pearl's Scouter Glasses went off just then, multiple Time Rifts needed her. "Oh man, looks like my work is never over either," Pearl said. She turned to her friends and said, "Thanks so much for helping me out! I really can't tell you guys how much I appreciate your help." "Anytime," Amaya said. "We're sisters, we're supposed to help each other out," Jade said. "That's what friends are for," Barit said. "Right," Bage and Brocc both said. Pearl smiled as she flew to the platform where Guru's House was.
She entered the Time Rift and Nail went to her, "Frieza's subordinates are killing indiscriminately, we have to stop them!" "RIGHT! Let's go!" Pearl said. Time Rift Nail and Pearl flew off, and quickly spotted Dodoria and two foot soldiers. "Hey!" Pearl said as she blasted ki balls all around them. None of the ki balls hit and Time Rift Dodoria laughed at Pearl, "Your aim is terrible." "That's what you think!" Pearl said, "Hellzone Grenade!" Pearl slammed her palms together and the ki balls hit Dodoria and his underlings, destroying them all before they realized what had happened. "That was amazing!" Nail said as they gathered the Dragon Balls and put them in the Time Machine. "Just doing my job," Pearl said as they returned to Guru's House. "You fought so hard for our sakes. Oh behalf of the people of Planet Namek, I hereby acknowledge you as a friend to all of us. You may speak to Grand Elder Guru whenever you please," Nail said. "Thank you," Pearl said, and went into Guru's House.
Guru was waiting for her. "Thank you for all you've done for us. You have fought hard for us, I only wish there was something I could do for you in return. I cannot help you become stronger I'm afraid," Guru stated. "It's alright, Guru-sama, protecting the innocent is its own reward," Pearl told the Grand Elder. The old Namekian smiled, "Such a righteous heart. May you always know happiness and success in all your ventures." "Thank you very much," Pearl said and bowed to Guru, then left the Time Rift. Upon returning to Conton City Pearl made a beeline for Hercule's House. She reached the right platform and quickly went into the Time Rift. Hercule was waiting for her and told her, "Well well, it took you long enough rookie. Good work on my last challenge though, here's your reward." Hercule gave Pearl 10000 Zeni and Pearl graciously accepted it. "You still have more challenges ahead though, you gotta succeed in 12 missions if you really want to impress me," Hercule told her. "Sure thing," Pearl said, and left the Time Rift.
She thought about her options then and decided she'd rather go to Majin Buu's House first then Frieza's Spaceship. Pearl flew around Conton City gathering food and spending the money Hercule gave her on even more before she headed to the right platform. She entered the Time Rift and saw Majin Buu and his children were sparring instead of their usual hide and seek. She went to them and offered to join in. All the little Majins went at her at the same time, it was a rush for Pearl to dodge and evade them all as they tried to attack, but she had the greater skill and power over them, and after about two hours, they were all tired out. Pearl laid out the food she gathered for them and let them all dig in. "Whew, that was tiring, but fun," Time Rift Majin Buu said. "It always is," Pearl said as she watched the children fall to sleep. "Come back anytime," Majin Buu told Pearl, and she smiled before leaving. "Alright," Pearl said as soon as she got back to Conton City, "Time for Cooler, but first..." Pearl Instant Transmitted back to her apartment and switched out her weighted armbands and boots for her black Buu-gi gloves and purple tennis shoes, then Instant Transmitted to the right platform.
She touched the glass dome and entered the Time Rift, and headed into Frieza's, now Cooler's, Spaceship. She went straight to Cooler's Throne Room to see him already in his Fifth Form waiting for her. "Alright, Captain. I want you to come at me as if you want to kill me!" Cooler told her. "As you wish," Pearl said as she cracked her knuckles. They went to the Time Rift's version of Namek to see it was already devastated, lava everywhere as mountains began to crumble around them. Cooler blindsided Pearl once they were on Namek, slamming his knee into her face before kicking her back and blasting her with Death Beams. "Pathetic! Futile! Is this what you call training!?" Cooler taunted her. Pearl glared at Cooler and said, "Just you wait." Cooler flew at Pearl, but she blocked his attack and slammed her fist into his stomach hard before grabbing his legs and tossing him into a mountain. Pearl blasted Cooler with a Kamehameha Wave before Instant Transmitting to him with her arms crossed. "Come on!"
Cooler and Pearl's fists clashed as they flew all around the ruined Time Rift Namek, dodging lava eruptions as well as each other's blasts as they went. Pearl saw an opportunity and smiled before exploding in Cooler's face through Ill Bomber, knocking him far back. Pearl pulled herself together and Cooler laughed, "Hah! Is that all!? Show me every last grain of your skill!" "You asked for it," Pearl said as pink smoke erupted all around her and she emerged Purified. Purified Pearl slammed its feet into Cooler's chin before flying behind him and grabbing his throat then pounding on his head then stretched back and slammed its feet into his back. Purified Pearl followed up with Vanishing Balls that Cooler dodged, then Cooler hit Purified Pearl with Death Crasher. Before Purified Pearl could respond, Cooler blasted it back with Full Powered Energy Wave. Purified Pearl grunted angrily as it used Teleporting Vanishing Ball to blast Cooler's face then followed up with Super Vanishing Ball.
Cooler flew up laughing, "Good! Give me more of this tension! I've never felt anything like it!" Purified Pearl and Cooler clashed, their speed something few could follow as they hit and blocked and countered each other's blows for thirty minutes straight, never asking for any mercy out of each other before Cooler at last yelled, "Enough!" Pearl returned to her normal form gasping for breath, as we Cooler, who reverted back to his Fourth Form. "That seems to be the limit," Cooler said, "Let's stop for a bit." Cooler and Pearl returned to his Spaceship and Cooler said, "It's rare to find someone who can fight this well against me… I'm looking forward to seeing just what you're capable of, Captain." "Thanks," Pearl said, using a Capsule to heal her injuries before leaving the Time Rift. Her Scouter Glasses went off again, it was Elder Kai. "Hello, Recruit. It seems that you've gotten stronger, it's time for another test," he told her. "Alright," Pearl said, and flew to the Time Patroller Academy. Elder Kai was waiting for her and told her, "Alright, you know what to do." "Yep," Pearl said, and went to the robot. In a flash of light, she was gone.
She was in an Underground Cave for this test. Before her was Hercule, who quickly flew away from her with a jetpack. "This is almost too easy," Pearl said as she put on a burst of speed and got behind Hercule and chopped his neck, knocking him out easily. Her next opponent then kicked her in the face, Pearl saw it was Turles in time to block his Sudden Storm attack. Pearl waited for Turles to attack again, and this time blocked his punch and slammed her own fist into his face before using Ill Bomber and exploding all around. The pieces of Pearl all floated around for a bit, making it hard for Turles to attack before she reconstituted herself behind him and blasted him with a point-blank Kamehameha Wave, destroying the space pirate. That was when she saw her next to opponents, Gohan and Videl. Pearl used Instant Transmission to get between them then knocked them away from each other with Angry Shout.
Gohan Unleashed his Full Potential then and slammed a hard kick into Pearl's stomach before elbowing her face and knocking her into Videl, who landed a hard Eagle Kick on Pearl's chin. Pearl recovered in time to avoid Gohan's Super Kamehameha Wave and responded with Hellzone Grenade, around Videl. "Huh!?" the Test Videl said before Pearl's attack slammed into her, knocking her out. Pearl made sure to pull the power back to just knock her unconscious rather than obliterate her. Gohan flew at Pearl like a missile, and the Majin girl was quickly put on the defensive. She quickly saw an opening though and took it, kneeing Gohan's stomach before dropping her elbow on the back of his head. She finished with a Super Kamehameha Wave that knocked him out as well. Pearl's next opponent came then, Majin Buu. Majin Buu smiled before disappearing, then appearing in front of Pearl and slamming his fists on the top of her head.
Pearl hit the Underground Cave's floor hard and spun back to avoid Majin Buu's butt as he fell hard enough to crack the ground. Pearl blasted him with Kamehameha then focused to gather more power. Majin Buu didn't give her much chance as he sucked air in and attacked her with Innocence Breath, blowing Pearl into the wall of the Cave. Pearl felt her anger rising as she summoned her power and transformed once more into Purified Pearl. Purified Pearl's feet teleported and slammed into Majin Buu's body, kicking him around like a beach ball before Purified Pearl then hit him with Super Vanishing Ball. Majin Buu got up and the two Majins traded blows. But for every single blow that Majin Buu landed, Purified Pearl hit him with ten more before kicking him to the ground and finishing him with a Vanishing Ball.
Purified Pearl's final opponent showed then, Gotenks. Purified Pearl snorted before it flew into Gotenks and hit him in the stomach, then kicked him in the nuts to follow up. Gotenks blasted Purified Pearl back with a Victory Cannon blast from his mouth and clutched his groin in pain before angrily saying, "Now I'm really mad!" Gotenks went Super Saiyan 3 then and hit Purified Pearl with Die-Die Missile Barrage, knocking Pearl out of her Purified Form. Pearl jumped back to avoid Gotenks' kick and quickly hit him with a few ki balls before flying away from him. Purified Form won't help me here, I need to use my brain!
Use me!
Pearl suddenly heard The Voice then, egging her on to transform again. "No! I don't need it!" Pearl yelled as she was wrapped up in a Galactic Donut and painfully squeezed her tightly. Pearl screamed before she used Angry Shout to get out of it. She barely avoided Gotenks's kick and grabbed him from behind to try to choke him out. Gotenks flew back and slammed Pearl into the cave wall to make her let go, then floated back from her. Gotenks crossed his arms then yelled, "Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!" Five ghosts came out of Gotenks's mouth and Pearl flew as fast as she could to avoid them. Two of them flew at her, and she dodged them just enough to not get caught, then she had an idea. "Come on! Come get me!" Pearl said as she spanked her butt. The three remaining ghosts flew at Pearl, and she flew away, pushing herself to her limits as she flew around. The ghosts blindly followed her, and Gotenks was standing still, looking smug. "Got ya!" Pearl said as she Instant Transmitted in front of Gotenks. "BLAH!" she said and stuck her tongue at him.
Gotenks backtracked quickly and Pearl flew up just in time. "WHAT!?" Gotenks yelled as his own ghosts slammed into him, making an incredible explosion. Gotenks was injured and Pearl saw her chance. "Hellzone Grenade!" Pearl yelled as she blasted ki balls all around Gotenks then unleashed them on him, knocking him out. "Hmm, you've passed the test," Elder Kai said as Pearl returned to Conton City. The Elder Kai then looked at Pearl with a strange look. "Hmmm…Pearl, are you feeling alright?" he asked her. "I'm fine, Elder Kai-sama, just tired from the fight," Pearl said as she healed herself with a Capsule, "Plus I think it's about time for lunch. What's wrong?" "Something feels…off," Elder Kai said as she looked over Pearl again. "Huh?" Pearl wondered. "Just…be careful about what you do," Elder Kai said as he walked off, "And try not to lose yourself." Pearl thought about that, and figured he was referring to her Pure Majin Form.
I've been using you too much, Pearl thought to The Voice.
You need me, The Voice responded.
Pearl didn't respond to this as she headed back to her apartment. Everyone was already there, eating pizza. "Nobody told me you were having a pizza party," Pearl said when she saw them. "Oh… sorry, I forgot," Barit said. "Is there at least some for me?" Pearl asked. "Yeah, there's most of the Three-Meat and two slices of Seaweed pizza left," Bage said. "I'll have the Seaweed first," Pearl said, and he gave her the last two slices. "Thanks," Pearl said. "So, where are Kenji-chan and Hirohito-chan?" Pearl asked when she noticed they weren't there. "We sent them outside to play," Kaoru said. "Okay, I think I'll turn on 'Ryo vs. the Xenoverse' then, it's been a while and I'm curious about what he's been doing," Pearl said as she turned the Interdimensional Cable Box to the right channel. Everyone watched as Ryo's power grew, and he defeated Mira, Majin Buu, lost to Beerus, only to then become a Super Saiyan God with Hirohito and Amaya's help and end a second fight with Beerus in a draw! Pearl finished the Three Meat pizza as she watched while Kaoru and Kenshin blushed at Ryo's antics with the Supreme Kai of Time and Bulma, and were curious about Kale and Caulifla as well. "Holy shit!" Bage said as he saw Ryo turn into a Super Saiyan God, "Can we do that too?" "I don't know," Pearl said, "I mean if we create one Super Saiyan God, won't other Saiyans want that too?" "I don't see that as a bad thing," Brocc said.
"But…Saiyans will want to test that power, right? And I'm the one chosen to protect the Timeline, so how would they test their power?" Pearl pointed out. Everyone understood then as visions of Super Saiyan Gods accidentally destroying Conton City, and possibly the Universe, went through their heads. "Just how powerful is Super Saiyan God?" Kenshin asked. "When Goku, one of the greatest Saiyans to ever live," Brocc said, "first went Super Saiyan God to fight against Beerus the God of Destruction, the shockwaves of their fists clashing destroyed whole planets by accident; and even then Beerus was only using 70% of his full power." "P-planets!?" Kaoru stuttered as her head grew dizzy at the thought. "I don't think we can risk it. We'd need six Saiyans anyway, and Beate's gone. Even if we got two other Saiyans to help, whose to say they won't show off?" Barit pointed out. "Damn it," Bage muttered, "That Ryo guy's got the world on a silver platter. He can do anything and anyone he wants, and it's all easy for him."
"Darling, are you jealous?" Amaya asked him. "Yes," he bluntly stated, "At least of that power. I'd have to work ten times as hard to get half as strong. Only one thing I got and he doesn't." "What's that?" Kenshin asked. To answer Bage scooped up Amaya in a bridal carry and gave her a kiss. "Me," Amaya said with a small smile as he carried her out the apartment. Jade and Brocc laughed while Barit muttered, "Saiyans…" "Well, this one thinks we should be going too," Kenshin said, "Thank you for having us." "Anytime," Barit said as Kenshin and Kaoru left. "Say, Jade, wanna hang out? Just us girls? It's been a while since we had any real sister time," Pearl asked. "Sure," Jade said. Jade gave Brocc a kiss goodbye and the Majin Sisters headed out. As they walked, they talked about Conton City, the Time Patroller Academy, Jade was above average in the physical tests, but struggled to keep a C average in the written tests, and they discussed 'Ryo vs. the Xenoverse.' "I can't believe he's hitting on Towa. I mean seriously, she's a demonic mad scientist, literally!" Pearl said. "She's hot," Jade pointed out, "and no offense to Ryo, but he does tend to let his dick do the thinking when it comes to women." "He's acting like Jasper, or…Jasper's acting like him," Pearl said, "What could have happened?"
"Come on, Sis, Jasper's always been a little full of himself. Without Mama to rein him in, he's just letting it out now… But…you're right. He was so vicious with Brocc, if they had fought for real, he could have killed him…" Jade said. "I think something bad is going to happen soon," Pearl said, "Things are just too weird. Jasper's acting so…primal, and before I came home Elder Kai said he sensed something different about me. And…I keep on having these dreams…" "What kind of dreams?" jade asked. "Sex dreams…" Pearl admitted, her dark grey skin turning black from blushing. "Well, how long has it been since you and Kenshiro have done it?" Jade asked. "Not since he left to take care of Grandma and Grandpa," Pearl said, shocking herself that she already considered Jinbei and Kamiki family. "What? Not even when we were there?" Jade asked. "He wasn't in the mood, Jade, most guys aren't like Ryo, when serious things are going on, they can't just turn themselves on. The Neo-Red Ribbon Army, Shurayuki's death, his Grandparent's illness, taking care of the family farm, Kenny's got a lot on his plate," Pearl said, though without realizing it she was gritting her teeth by the end.
"I see…" Jade said. Without realizing it they had reached the Mushroom District. "You know, I've lost track of how many times I passed this place, but never actually went in," Pearl said as she started to walk on the hard-packed sand. "Papa would love to get his hands on these mushrooms, create all kinds of pizza, soup, and stuffed mushroom things," Jade said as she looked up at the giant mushrooms blooming throughout the Mushroom District. "Wow! Your Power Level is pretty Impressive! You know, you might just have a chance!" a voice yelled, and three Time Patrollers walked out. One was a maroon haired Saiyan male with long hair wearing glasses, black, gold, and blue armor with Nappa's boots and battle gloves, an Earthling male with spiky green hair like Beate's wearing a Training Suit shirt, red wristbands, Pan's pants, and black boots, and a third, a lightly yellow Majin female whose tentacles went down to her chin and hid her right eye, her obvious eye was green with black sclera and she wore a black and gold qipao top with Raditz's short shorts, fingerless gloves, black qipao shoes, and Yamcha's Sword on her back.
It was the Saiyan who was speaking. "Who are you?" Pearl asked. "Excuse me," the Saiyan said, "My name is Moheloya. I am the Captain of the Seed Unit assigned to protect this area." "Seed Unit?" Jade asked. "The specially selected Time Patrollers who maintain order here," Pearl explained to Jade. "Indeed," Moheloya said, "This is a bit sudden, but would you be willing to face us in a battle?" "Just me," Pearl said, "Against you three?" Pearl asked as she tapped her Scouter Glasses. Their Power Levels weren't much compared to Pearl's, the Majin female was the strongest at 145000000, the Earthling male's was 130000000, while Moheloya's was 133000000. "Alright," Pearl said. "Thank you! I appreciate your kindness! Now, shall we begin?" "Up in the sky, so we don't damage Conton City," Pearl said as she flew up. Jade followed behind as the Seed Unit followed Pearl. "Just watch, Jade, I'll be fine," Pearl said. "Alright," Jade said, and opened a Capsule to reveal a bag of popcorn.
The Seed Unit went at Pearl fast and hard, but Pearl had no problem blocking and dodging their attacks. She knocked them back with Ill Bomber, then thought of who to focus on first. I guess I'll take out the weakest one first… Pearl decided as she reconstituted herself in front of the male Earthling and powered up a Super Kamehameha. Her blasts hit at point-blank range, or so she thought, only for him to be still standing, a ki shield in front of him. "Uh oh," Pearl said as the Earthling unleashed Meteor Burst on Pearl, knocking her back. "Final Flash!" Moheloya yelled. Pearl barely dodged the attack, and the Majin female yelled, "Special Beam Cannon!" The blast pierced Pearl's chest but she quickly healed. "Alright, I guess I should take you guys seriously," Pearl said as she Instant Transmitted behind the Earthling male and grabbed him before pounding on his head then stretching back and slamming her knees into his back, sending him flying into the Majin female. Pearl deflected Moheloya's ki balls and flew at him, landing a hard kick to his chin before blasting him back with a Kamehameha Wave.
She turned around in time to catch the Majin female's punch and kneed her stomach hard before tossing her into Moheloya, then sent an exploding ki ball their way as well. She returned her attention to the male Earthling and landed ten hard kicks to his body and head before knocking him unconscious with a chop to his neck. Jade stretched out her arm and grabbed him before he fell. "Got him!" Jade said with a smile. Pearl summoned her power and unleashed a Super Kamehameha Wave at Moheloya and the Majin female who were trying to attack her at once. The Majin female dodged it, but Moheloya took the hit, and was knocked out. Jade stretched out her feet and grabbed him as well, pouring her popcorn into her mouth as she watched. The Majin female went at Pearl with her sword, but Pearl dodged its blade and hit her with a hook punch to the chin and an uppercut before finishing her with a knee to her stomach. Pearl caught her opponent before she fell together Jade and Pearl flew down to the Mushroom District and set them safely on the ground.
Pearl and Jade used Majin Magic to heal the three other Time Patrollers. Moheloya got up and said, "Most impressive! We are in your debt! I have a feeling you can help us with our request." "What request? Training lessons?" Pearl asked. "Not quite," the Majin female said. "You see," Moheloya explained, "there's a group of ruffians in the area known as the Nutz Gang that's causing trouble. We tried to resist as best we could, but their strength was just too much for us. Please, help restore our reputation! You must defeat this gang for us! With your strength, you should be able to win the battle no problem! We have faith in you!" "Thanks, but uh, I didn't catch your friends' names," Pearl said. "I'm Seino," the Majin female said. "The name's Saizer, the Earthling male said. "Okay, Moheloya, Saizer, Seino, I'll help you. Just, give me a call when you see this Nutz Gang, and I'll be there," Pearl said. "Thank you very much!" Moheloya said as he and his Seed Unit bowed to Pearl. Pearl bowed back and she and Jade left the Mushroom District. "You were too easy on them Sis," Jade said, "Should have made them do something for ya. Like that Saizer guy give you a lap dance or something." "Jade! I'm engaged! To Kenshiro! I can't do that! And he's not my type anyway," Pearl said as her sister laughed and flew off. Pearl shook her head and followed her.
Hellsing Universe 00666616
A green portal opened up and Beate and Rachel exited it to the city of London, England in flames. "Well, there's light," Beate said, "Better than that Blade Universe… the vampires here don't split their jaws open and got lamprey tongues, right?" "No, they're just very strong, very fast, and have sharp teeth, among other powers. This is the worst-case scenario of the Hellsing Universe, all the heroes are dead, Integra Hellsing, Seras Victoria, Pip Bernadotte, Walter C. Dornez, and even Alucard, the Iscariot Division are all dead, there's no one to stop these vampires," Rachel said grimly. "Okay, I didn't get half that, but I get the idea, we're the ones that got to stop them. So, how many are we talking about?" Beate asked as she cracked her neck and knuckles. "One thousand vampires, one can cast perfect illusions, one controls cards and can make them explode and create fakes of himself and others, or just cut through you like butter, and one girl that shoots bullets that are fast enough to take out jets, and the bullets can move anyway she wants in midair. Plus one werewolf that makes them all look like chumps in comparison," Rachel said as they heard the sound of vampire soldiers coming. "The whole city is dead, I don't sense anyone left alive," Beate angrily said as she looked down to the mangled bodies that littered the burning streets.
"We can cut loose," Rachel said as she started breathing to create Hamon. A group of vampire soldiers in green looked at them, their eyes glowing red and their mouths all fangs. "We've found two delicious fräuleins, Gerhardt," one vampire said to his companion. "I'll take the redhaired one," Gerhardt said. Those were their last words as Beate and Rachel were suddenly in front of the two vampires and kicked their heads clean off. The other vampires were shocked as the predators were revealed to be prey. Beate and Rachel tore them all apart with their bare hands, Hamon destroying the bodies behind them as they made their way through London. The encountered ghouls along the way, victims whose bodies were now twisted abominations that hungered for more victims. They were all destroyed quickly with Hamon enhanced ki balls. The vampires weren't so lucky as they encountered two warriors who were their superiors in speed and strength. Within ten minutes, over five-hundred vampires were dead.
The Major and Dok watched as their soldiers were slaughtered easily. "Incredible! Those fräuleins are tearing through our men like zey are nothing! Such power!" the Major said with a perversely excited smile. Dok bit his finger until it bled, "I never accounted for this, Herr Major! We must send out the whole Werewolf Division, or we're through!" "Send zem," the Major said, "Capture them alive so we can find out how they are so strong."
Rachel and Beate made it to two large black and red zeppelins in the middle of the city, where the remaining vampires were ready for them. "OPEN FIRE!" the vampires yelled as they saw Beate and Rachel. The two women's ki auras flashed out as bullets bounced off of them while rockets didn't even slow them down. A few vampires stepped forward, a Dandy Man, a woman with glasses and freckles with long hair down her back and wearing a black suit carrying a large musket, another woman whose muscles were a lot like Beate's own, half her body covered in tattoos, in a blue wife beater and green army pants with black boots holding a large scythe, a dark skinned vampire wearing blue and with a bunch of face piercings, another in a white suit that looked like an albino in comparison, and finally, a tall man with pink eyes and white hair in a green uniform who had handguns with extremely long barrels on his belt. "Alright," who's who?" Beate asked. "The tattooed woman is the illusion caster, I'll handle her. The Dandy Man has the cards, the cute girl with the big gun has the magic bullets, the tall one in the uniform is the werewolf. The other two think they're hot shit, but they're not much better than the guys we've been destroying," Rachel told her.
The woman in the suit stepped forward and pointed her gun at Beate and Rachel, "Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor; my bullet punishes all without distinction." Beate disappeared and reappeared in front of her, "Alright cutie, take your best shot." Beate even grabbed the musket's barrel and put it on her own forehead. The woman in the suit smiled like a shark as she pulled the trigger. Beate's entire upper body snapped back, only for Beate to then stand up and rub her forehead, a bump starting to form. "OW! Ok, not my best idea ever," Beate said. The vampires all gasped in shock as Beate smiled at the woman, "It's a shame you're, you know, an evil vampire and all. Otherwise me and my girlfriend would totally do you. But, you're evil, and I kill evil." Beate breathed and mixed Hamon and ki in her fingertips and pointed it at the vampire's head. "Bang!" Beate said as Hamon and ki shot right through the woman's head and she was instantly disintegrated. "Rip van Winkle!" the Dandy Man yelled. The other vampire woman took off her right glove to reveal a third eye in her palm, only for Rachel to appear next to her, "Sorry Zorin, no mind raping today."
Rachel tore off Zorin's arm and finished her by sending her fist through Zorin's chest. The other vampires jumped back as Beate blasted the one with piercings and the pale one with Hamon ki balls while the Dandy Man blocked with his cards. The werewolf changed form into a giant white wolf that looked like it was made from steam and light before charging at Rachel. Rachel caught the werewolf's jaws but the werewolf's power and speed were more than she realized as she was forced back through three buildings. "Babe!" Beate yelled, before the Dandy Man threw a dozen cards at her that all exploded. When the smoke cleared, Beate was already Super Saiyan 2, and royally pissed off. "Alright, Fancy Pants, let's see how many bones I can break," she said, before appearing beside him and kicking his knee hard enough to break his shin off. The Dandy Man screamed, and Beate caught his face, not even looking as she summoned Hamon to her fist and squeezed until his head popped.
Meanwhile, Rachel managed to stop as she and the werewolf crashed through a fourth building, her feet digging into the concrete up to her ankles as she lifted the werewolf up by it's jaws and tossed it into another building. "Silver, damn it, I need silver!" Rachel said as the werewolf changed shape to a smaller more humanoid form and charged right at her. Rachel dodged his kick and blocked four claw slashes before punching his head hard enough to send him into a building. Rachel ran through the streets, looking for a jewelry store. She didn't see it coming as the werewolf slammed into her back, forcing her to hit the ground face first. The werewolf slammed its paws into Rachel's back, but she quickly focused and blasted ki around to knock him off her. Rachel then saw what she was looking for and blasted the werewolf back with a Tri-Beam. She ran into the jewelry store and found a silver necklace. She smashed it out of it's case and wrapped it around her left hand. The werewolf appeared in his human form and looked at her, and the necklace wrapped around her hand.
"Come on!" Rachel said, slamming her silver wrapped hand into her other palm. The werewolf nodded as he transformed into his half-human half-wolf form and charged at her faster than before. Rachel saw her chance then and struck as fast as she could. The werewolf stopped, Rachel's fist, and the silver necklace, embedded in his chest. He looked at Rachel and smiled as his body was engulfed in blue flames. Rachel took her hand out of the flames and dropped the now ruined necklace before flying back to the zeppelins. She watched as Beate tore her way through the remaining vampires and quickly formed ki and Hamon in her hands, and brought then together, aiming for the zeppelins. "Hamon Blast!" Rachel yelled, and her blast destroyed the two zeppelins easily and everything inside of them, leaving only a smoking crater. Beate finished off the last vampire and looked up at Rachel, "No fair! I could have handled them!" "I know," Rachel said as she jumped down to her. "So, is that all of them?" Beate asked. "Yeah, I think so," Rachel said. "Where to now?" Beate asked.
Before Rachel could answer, they heard the sound of someone clapping. They turned around then and saw none other than Yuu Lupei walking down the street, applauding like he had just watched an amazing play. Beate saw the similarities, aside from the blue skin, red hair and eyes, Yuu had a lean face like Rachel's. The vampire smiled, his mouth full of fangs, he was wearing a dark suit and opera cape and looked like a stereotypical vampire before he stopped ten feet in front of him. "Rachel, my daughter, you have grown stronger than I even thought you would," Yuu said. Rachel glared at the man that fathered her, each muscle tensing up. "Babe, focus," Beate tried to say as Rachel's aura turned blood red. "You, MONSTER!" Rachel screamed as she flew straight at Yuu. The vampire's fist hit Rachel so hard Beate heard bones crack as Rachel crashed into a building. Yuu then went at Beate. His kick was clumsy, something only an amateur would use, Beate easily blocked it, but then felt the power behind the kick.
Her Hamon energy filled her arm as the fine hairs on it straightened and pierced Yuu's leg before she backfist punched his face, knocking him back. Yuu rubbed his jaw and smiled like a shark, "Not bad. I bet you're a wildcat in the sack." Beate ignored him as she blasted ki balls at him, but Yuu dodged all of them, faster than the vampires Rachel and she had killed. Yuu went for a punch that Beate dodged then she kicked him back with her Hamon and ki filled leg, sending him flying into the sky. "Rachel!" Beate yelled as she ran to her. Rachel's jaw was obviously broken, and her eye was starting to swell. Beate helped her up and said, "Babe, Dende was right! He sucks at fighting, if he wasn't so fucking strong we'd have beat him already! You need to focus, use your Hamon!" Rachel nodded as Beate gave her a Healing Capsule. Rachel breathed the right way and quickly generated Hamon as she pulled out a ball of yarn. The yarn crackled with energy as she and Beate flew up to see Yuu waiting for them.
Beate flew at him, throwing punches and kicks filled with Hamon, Yuu blocked her strikes, but was soon overwhelmed as Rachel flew at him and spun her yarn around him. The Hamon crackled around Yuu as he was tied up and Rachel smiled. "I got you, you bastard! This is for all those people you killed!" Yuu growled like an animal as he yelled, "Why do you care! You know what the world is really like! They don't matter! If one or a trillion is killed, it doesn't matter! They're just here for our entertainment!" "SHUT UP!" Rachel screamed, and that was when her Hamon began to falter. "You think your Mom was an angel!? She was a slut! Sheer luck that the condom broke and you were born! Any of a hundred guys could have been your Daddy!" Yuu yelled. "ENOUGH!" Rachel screamed as she pulled tighter, but she wasn't breathing right, and the Hamon energy was gone. Yuu felt the yarn was weaker, and tore out of it before blasting Rachel and Beate with red and black ki, sending them flying through the sky.
Rachel hit the ground hard and coughed up blood. Yuu looked down at her and said, "You are such a disappointment. Why do you care about these people? They're not even real." "They still feel, they're just as real to me," Rachel said. "Whatever. It doesn't matter. But it sure is fun to see them squirm," Yuu said, licking his lips. "This has got me all riled up," he said, "Before I destroy this world, I think I'll give your girlfriend a once over." "NO!" Rachel screamed trying to get up. She forced herself to stand, but every muscle was in pain, and she could tell one of her legs and one of her arms were broken. Rachel focused her Warper's Will and looked at him, "You've done enough. Just destroy the world and get it over with." Yuu smiled at her then, "At least you accept your death well." Yuu flew up into the sky and raised his hands. A massive ball of red and black energy formed over his head, and he yelled, "So much for this world!" Yuu threw his massive ki ball and opened a portal, escaping through it. Rachel flew as fast as she never had before, trying to reach Beate before the ki ball hit the surface. She found her, unconscious and bleeding in a ruined school. "Hold on babe," Rachel said as the ki ball came ever closer. Rachel pulled out her portal gun and opened a portal, jumping in and pulling Beate in just as Yuu's final attack hit the surface.
The two emerged in a grass filled field, and Rachel then passed out.
Unknown Dimension
Yuu appeared before Shadlyn and smiled, "That was fun." "Well then, good. My plans are coming to fruition," Shadlyn said as she showed her crystal ball, showing Pearl, Jasper, and Brocc. "Tomorrow, it all comes together, and the real fun will begin."
(Ending Theme: Whispers in the Dark by Skillet)