This was much better than staying at home.

Lucifer had a way of making you forget about everything that wasn't him.

Which was a little bit of a problem, given the questions he had about actual eternal life and more immediately, the looming case.

All of which flew out of his mind again when Lucifer dipped his head and bit Dan's shoulder, through his shirt.

Lucifer had Dan standing and pressed against the edge of the couch, much like a recent time. Dan yelped at the bite, more in surprise than pain. "What was that for?"

"Two reasons, dear Detective. You seem distracted. Also, punishment."

"Yeah, I am. And biting?"

"That's part of it." Lucifer pushed away the V-neck of Dan's Henley shirt to lick the bite. The clean smell of his hair made Dan want to dig his fingers into it.

"Hmmmmmgh." part?

Lucifer dropped to his knees.

Dan's jeans got uncomfortable quickly. Lucifer unbuckled Dan's belt, leaving it open, then tugged down his jeans to expose the top of Dan's hips. He bit there next, on his right hip, lighter this time against bare, unprotected skin. His tongue dug into the hollow then he sealed his lips to skin to raise a red mark. Lucifer had his hands on the outside of Dan's legs, thumbs hooked into the waistband. With his tongue and teeth, he popped the brass button then went back to sucking on skin in a new spot a few inches from the first. He moved to drag his tongue through the hair between Dan's belly button and top of his jeans.

When Lucifer's hands didn't move again off his legs, Dan began to suspect the nature of his punishment. He groaned. Visions of last time alone with just Lucifer raced through his thoughts.

Lucifer spoke into his happy trail. "I'm feeling as though I would like your complete attention." He caught a few hairs and skin with his teeth, pulling there in another light nip. He wetted his lips when he let go, close enough to feel his breath.

Dan gulped. "You have it."

"Hmmm. I'm not sure yet. Better do some more testing." Lucifer mouthed the front of his jeans, but Dan's rising interest was off-center. Basic anatomy left Lucifer's chin skimming the base, through thick layers of fabric. He could barely feel anything other than vague pressure through denim.

Then Lucifer rose up enough to bite above his left hip, soothing it again with a long suckling kiss that left a raised another red mark. Dan made an inarticulate sound. "You're making me think I should piss you off more often."

Lucifer's fingertips clenched the outside of Dan's ass. "You say that now, love, let's find out if you're still saying it in two hours."

Two hours? What time was it anyway? Was he even going to get decent sleep- "Ouch!"

Lucifer nipped the underside of his left lowest rib, sharply enough that Dan could feel the edges of his teeth. Lucifer tsk'ed. "What did I say about your attention?"

Dan struggled, watching lips an inch from his skin. "Hnnnnngggg."

"No, I don't believe that was it." Lucifer nipped again, harder and longer, indenting his teeth into flesh. When he let go, there were pressure marks left behind.

Fuck. That one actually hurt. "Ah! It was uh... 'Complete attention'..."

"Correct." Lucifer licked the skin, soothing angry red marks. Dan swore the pain faded to nearly nothing too. He looked up from his position on the floor, beguiling and sultry "Does that mean you were lying before?"

He knew he tensed in response but couldn't help it. "Uh. I got distracted again."

"Hmmm.. Good boy. Lying just extends your punishment. Keep this up and your cock will be somewhere pleasant in no time." he kissed the skin then, soft light kisses and tongue that dipped back down below Dan's belly button in a straight line. His hands still didn't move, other than applying pressure. Only his thumb pads were above the line of his waistband, and they started moving, rubbing circles into Dan's hip bones. He grew painfully hard, watching that black head of hair from above. Lucifer's shoulders, even in the dress shirt, were well defined. His red-soled shoes glared up at him from the floor.

Lucifer breathed heated breath through Dan's jeans, right on the head of his cock, followed by the pressure of his lips through denim and Dan's whole body jumped.

Dan very very carefully resisted the urge to close his eyes. Lucifer flicked an eye up at him and smiled. "Very good boy." Lucifer unzipped Dan's jeans, but the belt was still hanging free. He used a thumb to push Dan's erection back to center where he could have a little relief. And then ignored it again. But his hands finally slid up, allowing two fingers on each hand to touch skin. Dan nearly sank down, his hips jerking towards Lucifer without willing them to.

Lucifer hummed. "Problem, Daniel? Aren't you happy with what I'm giving you so far?"

"Hnnngghghgnng."

Lucifer's teeth came down on the outside of Dan's cock, lightly, through the fabric. "What was that, Detective?"

"Yes, Dark Lord."

Lucifer blinked and looked up. "Hmmm. I was going to call you on lying again, since you are, but that's not a bad response either. Are you telling the truth, Daniel?"

"Hnnggg- Yes. No. I need more of you."

"Oh, you'll get it. You'll get all of me. But not until I've determined your punishment fulfilled."

Dan flushed, he started to move his hands to touch Lucifer, but the Devil pinned them in a flash, holding his palms to the couch edge. Lucifer looked up again, centimeters over Dan's straining cock. "You'll have me. You'll put your sweet lips around me," he leaned in and bit lower, through the jeans again. "I'll fuck your delicious mouth. You'll suck me off until I'm dry." he pulled the belt free, finally, dropping it. He pulled the jeans down far enough to bite Dan's right hip close to his cock. "And then I might let you come."

Dan's cock twitched, hard. "I.. .uh… Yes."

"Hmmm." He pushed up Dan's shirt, kissing the low center of his chest, tracking his abs with his tongue. "Yes, what?"

"Yes, Dark Lord."

"Better. I think you can take off your clothes now."

Dan looked at the bed. Lucifer stayed there on his knees, grinning. "Except the boxers. Leave those. I'll deal with them myself."

"Hnng." Dan ungracefully threw his shirt off, pushed off his sneakers and tugged down his jeans, then carefully put his hands right back where they were, on the couch cushion.

Lucifer shifted his weight on his knees, sitting back a moment and eyeing Dan appreciatively.

"What?"

"Just surveying what is mine." Lucifer kissed the inside of one knee and lightly bit just above in the sensitive flesh on the inside of his thigh. He stayed there, sucking hard and with his teeth this time. Dan inhaled as he moved up a few inches. "Hmm. Still have your attention, do I?"

Dan blushed. "Oh, yes."

"I think I believe you." Hot tongue traveled further, into the right lower edge of Dan's black boxer-briefs, into a few soft curls. His mouth pulled at the fabric with his teeth, slipping his tongue against soft skin. "Hmmm...good, you showered before arriving."

Dan wasn't sure it was a question, so he just enjoyed the view. Coiffed hair tilted to the side, pink mouth and tongue just visible, low and hot. His cock nearly hurt with how hard he was, but he didn't touch himself.

Lucifer thumbed his balls on one side and sucked on the other with a wicked swipe. Dan groaned. Lucifer withdrew his tongue, mouthing him with his lips and looking up with a dark eye. "Are you impatient, Daniel?"

Lying bad. Beer good. Tree pretty. "I want you. Badly."

"Didn't answer the question." Lucifer bit the top of the inside of his thigh, sucking hard.

"AH! Yes. Yes. Yesyesyesyes."

"Now I'm feeling more appreciated. What are you impatient for, Daniel?" Lucifer edged down his underwear, slipping his hands up inside from his legs to the top band and pulling. The top of Dan's wet cock bent slightly into the fabric. The pressure from just that made him jerk again.

Dan, breathing harder, fought to put words together. "I want to fuck you senseless."

The fabric came down off his hips, exposing him to air and Lucifer's breath. He licked up the side of Dan's cock, avoiding the tip. "Can you be more specific?"

"I want to pick you up, strip you naked, throw you on the bed and fuck your sweet, tight, ass."

"Sounds like you're still capable of forming complete sentences. I hope I'm not losing my touch." He licked up the other side, then went back to dragging his tongue through Dan's happy trail. The scruff of Lucifer's face pricked his hot, sensitive skin.

"Hng. No."

"No, what?"

"No, Dark Lord."

Lucifer stood and started unbuttoning his shirt, eyeing Dan. "Do you think you deserve to get what you want?" he stopped mid-way, his shirt open, and started undoing his sleeve cuffs, popping one at a time.

Dan left his hands planted on the cushion and kissed the middle of Lucifer's chest. Lucifer enjoyed the ingenuity, so he only lightly pinched one of Dan's nipples instead of twisting. Dan gasped and leaned into it.

Lucifer kissed his neck, mouthing low and biting his earlobe. He didn't answer the question, but it was one that could easily veer off into truly negative answers, so he continued, "I think you've been doing quite well. I think you do deserve to get what you want."

Dan leaned back to catch his mouth with his and kiss him. Lucifer ran his hands down Dan's bare arms to grip his wrists and pull his hands off the couch. Dan resisted for all of half a second, then dove to touch him, sliding his hands down the back of Lucifer's shirt and holding him. Dan kneed his legs apart, shifting his hands to hoist him against his hips, bracing to carry him and make good on his desire.

The Devil was impressed. This was one of the very few things his female lovers were rarely capable of - and not even all the male ones either. Lucifer took a moment to admire the arms wrapped under him. Comfortably. Dan pulled his hips to him, standing, sucking on Lucifer's neck. Lucifer toed his shoes off to hit the floor, then gamely tucked his legs up around Dan's hips.

Dan hefted him easily, looking up into eyes the color of deep night. He carried him to the bed and dropped him, ruining another set of buttons by yanking the rest of the shirt open and kissing down his chest. The black trousers and silk boxers were pushed down and off his legs next, Dan scooting down his body to rid him of the clothes and licking his way back up. He kissed the side of Lucifer's cock, continuing back up until he was nearly over him again.

Dan forgot he still had his underwear on until Lucifer reached in and gripped him firmly. Dan licked his lips, trying not to buck into the dry fist. He was on his knees over Lucifer, half-bent to put his lips to skin. He groaned into Lucifer's neck. He touched Lucifer in turn where he had licked a wet stripe up his hardness. He started to pull back but Lucifer didn't let go right away, his fist around him nearly painful. He needed to move his face, needed to taste him. "Please?"

Lucifer grinned, seductive and eyes dark. "Whatever for?"

He caught his mouth and kissed him between words. "So I can suck you off, taste you. Then fuck you senseless."

Lucifer pulled his fingers through Dan's hair, kissing him hard, almost bringing them together. He let go of Dan so he could shift back. He did, dragging his fingers over his body. Dan did what he said he wanted, mildly surprised to find in the back of his brain that he did want this. To keep doing this. Not just reciprocating from another sex act. Dan wanted to kiss his lover to new (or new to Dan anyway) heights. He was more sure about his movements, touching the body under him gently, smiling to himself as he remembered Lucifer's particularly sensitive hip bones. So he ran his tongue over one of them, tickling until he got Lucifer to buck up against him, squirming and breathing harder.

He groaned. "Now is not my night of torment, it's-"

Dan took him in his mouth, slipping his tongue over the head and back down, in slow circles. He liked how Lucifer responded to him, wanting him. It was never about just getting off, Lucifer could have anyone for that, or himself. Lucifer wanted and needed to feel him, touch him too. Dan would smile himself but his mouth was busy.

This time, he could sense his gag reflex and stayed away from it, He constricted his throat, testing the part that set it off last time, shying away. It would take time and training to get past the trigger point, or ignore it. He should probably ask Chloe for tips.

On sucking cock. Specifically this one.

Ha. Dan hummed, amused his brain could even be distracted again with his face engaged. He wrapped his lips tight, sucking up Lucifer's pre-cum, feeling him hot and closer than before. Dan breathed hard through his nose, taking as much as he could and drawing lovely sounds from overhead.

Lucifer tensed, his abs clenching and drawing in. Dan wiped up some of his spit, gripping around the base of Lucifer's cock and dragging his fingers in a circle under his mouth, pumping. He pushed his knees apart with his own, snaking a hand under his lover.

Lucifer's body moved slightly. "You make quite the view, Daniel. I don't think you'll last long in my ass."

"Mmmmmmm."

"Hnng. Daniel, I'm about to-"

"Mmmng-hmmmm." Dammit, if Chloe can do it, so can he.

Well, he tried anyway. The pulsing flood of fluid coming from Lucifer burst into his mouth and it wasn't bad exactly, just...hot and wet and mildly sweet. And he'd never tried to swallow anything at this angle before. He wiped his mouth, a little embarrassed. Lucifer happily pulled him up for another kiss, something he was used to. Dan kept hold of his cock, gently squeezing to his hard pulse.

He had to ask, against Lucifer's prickly face, "Do you like the way you taste?"

"Hmm. Do you?"

"Mostly? I don't really have anything to compare it to." Dan grinned and bit his ear. "I could get used to it." Dan sat up to lightly bite Lucifer's nipple. "And you didn't answer the question."

Lucifer laughed and it delighted Dan's soul. Lucifer pulled him down again, hard against his body. And fuck he felt good. Lucifer spoke around kisses, licking Dan's teeth. "How do you want me?"

"I want to see your face."

"No need for me to move at all then." He smiled and wriggled his hips.

Dan knew exactly where the lube was, and which one to grab, coating his fingers. Lucifer was already returning to hardness, but still sticky. Dan bent low to clean him with his tongue, slipping a finger inside him, going deeper than he would have with a non-angel. Lucifer twitched with a grunt.

It wasn't necessarily a good twitch.

Dan looked up. "Are you okay?"

He was tense, but waved it off. "It just burns a little. Not used to that yet."

Dan blinked, freezing and feeling immensely guilty. "Uh. Did Chloe sneak in?"

Lucifer turned his head, projecting, "Detective?"

No answer.

Dan leaned up, but he didn't see anyone. "Chloe?"

They looked at each other. Dan pulled away, removing his hand carefully and slowly. No blood. Thank Whatever he didn't skip the warm up. "Uhm."

Lucifer rolled up in flash, calling Chloe. After a number of rings, she answered, her voice groggy with sleep. "Luc'fer?"

"Are you home, Detective?"

"Yeeeeesss? Everything alright?"

"I'm not sure."

She was more awake. "What's up?"

"Daniel put his finger in my ass and it hurt."

Chloe digested that for several seconds. "That's not supposed to happen."

"Thank you, Detective."

"Do you want me to come over? Shit. I can't. Maze isn't here and Trixie's asleep. Do you want to come back here? With Dan?"

Lucifer whined. "We were having perfectly good sexy times, and this happened."

Chloe snapped, "well, I can't do anything about it. I'm not going to get in my car and drive further away to see if your butt settles down." She sighed. "I'm sorry babe, that was uncalled for. Is it just your ass or is it everything? Was I too rough with you?"

"No, not at all." He turned back to a nervous Dan. "Daniel, slap me."

Dan jerked. "What?"

More firmly, Lucifer said, "Your Dark Lord asked you to slap him."

Hesitantly, Dan came over and firmly patted Lucifer on the ass.

"My face Daniel. And do better than that."

Chloe couldn't help but snicker a little, imagining what happened.

Dan screwed up his courage and smacked Lucifer's cheek. Lucifer was not happy about something.

He responded to Chloe, "it hurt! It was fun when you did it in the elevator!"

Sure enough, there was an actual red imprint on Lucifer's face when Dan made contact. He started feeling alarmed. He looked down at the phone. "I'm not a...what are you?"

She grumbled. "A miracle. And no, you're not. You have siblings. Come over, I'll make tea and turn a fan on so Trixie won't hear us talking."

"See you soon."

Dan found his shirt. "Do you need to grab anything?"

Lucifer looked like he wanted to throw something. "I don't know why I'm surprised." He kicked his trousers up in the air and grabbed them. "Something halfway good happens in my life and here comes Dad."

"Did. Uhm?"

"Yes…?"

"Did your uh...did God have an opinion on your sex life?"

"Haven't asked. Can't imagine He cares either way."

"Why screw with you then?"

"Could be worse I suppose. There are fictional versions of me that indicate I don't even have proper equipment. Can you imagine that?"

Dan really couldn't. "Does that mean God is messing with me too? That can't bode well."

"Don't fret. He cares for you more than me. And as for that, I'll make this up to you." Lucifer kissed Dan, passing him both phones to hold. Dan looked at them, puzzled.

Lucifer buttoned his shirt, glaring. "I'll have to text Amenadiel. He'll meet you there, as will I."

"Where are you going?"

"Just a quick side trip to Hell. Won't be long. Last time I took technology with me, ash got in it."