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Nighttime in Konoha, we see Naruto sleeping. A few seconds later, Naruto has entered his mindscape.

Naruto's Mindscape

Naruto woke up and now discovered he's inside a sewer.

"Those fucking retards may have fucked with me a hundred times in a row, but that doesn't mean I can't fight back." Naruto muttered angrily about being abused by the villagers too many times.

He walked around and soon arrived at the Kyūbi's area. It's a massive cage with a seal placed on it. He soon started calling out to the fox.

"Oi fox, wake up. Gotta talk to ya." After saying that, the Kyūbi woke up.

"Alright, I'm Kurama just in case you didn't know." The now identified Kurama said.

"Yeah, I got it. Listen, I have made-" But before Naruto can explain, Kurama beat him to it.

"Yeah, yeah, I've seen everything Naruto. Your recruitment to that freaky army, scoring your first shots, you killing Mizuki, everything." The giant fox said.

"Okay..." The blond jinchūriki trailed off.

"Anyways, you probably know who sealed you in me, right?"

"Affirmative. The Yondaime Hokage, or in other words, your dad, Minato Namikaze, is the one responsible. Turns out that plan was nothing but a pile of shit."

Naruto's eyes widened a little after finding out a Hokage is his dad, but however, his shocked expression soon turned into one that looked like he's ready to shed someone's blood.

"THAT FUCKBOY BETTER RUN, 'CUZ I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" Naruto shouted with pure rage in his voice.

Kurama was shocked. Why did Naruto wanted to kill his own dad? Is it because he finally found out who sealed Kurama in him and lived an outcast's life?

"Why, Naruto? Why would you want to kill your own dad?" Kurama asked.

"THAT SON OF A BITCH FORCED ME TO LIVE A LIFE I'VE NEVER WANTED! I WANTED TO SEE HIM DEAD AFTER KONOHA'S GONE FOREVER!" Naruto bellowed once again before taking a few breaths to cool himself off.

"I know you wanted to kill that bastard, but you need to become stronger to get your revenge, Naruto."

"Yeah, I know that, man." Before their conversation continues, a bright light suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and the two have to cover their eyes. Once it's gone, their face went from curiosity to a look of shock, with their jaws crashing down to the floor.

There stood a man with long, pink, spiky hair, in white garb, holding a staff, wears a necklace made of tomoe, and also having the legendary eyes, the Rinnegan.

"Greetings. I'm Hagamoro Ōtsutsuki." The now identified Hagamoro introduced.

"The Rikūdo Sennin?/Old man?!" Naruto and Kurama said respectively.

"Exactly. You're probably wondering why I'm here, right?" He asks the two. He was received nods.

"Okay, the reason why I showed up here is because the way Naruto was treated is too much for me to take. After I saw him join an army with strange looking equipment, I think I'll be here to level his ninja skills up. That means, Naruto, since you wanted to get your revenge, maybe I could help you." The sage explained.

"Uhm, okay. They don't want me to train in any jutsu whatsoever." The blond warrior muttered.

"Understood. Actually, I'll have someone else join you." Hagamoro said before snapping his fingers, putting Takeshi in existence.

"Oh shit, where the fuck am I? Oh great, a retarded looking sewer. Sup Kurama." Takeshi spoke out, causing the three people present to sweatdrop.

Takeshi looked around before pausing himself in front of the Great Sage himself, making his eyes bulge out.

"The Sage of Six Paths. You're real?" The brunette warrior asked. The Sage nodded.

"Yes, of course I'm real. Those legends about me are nothing but shit." Hagamoro joked.

"Anyways, are you ready to be..." The sage said before holding up a golden ball. "...godlike?"

"Yeah, I'm ready!/Alright, let's do this!" Our heroes shouted.

"Alright, stay still." Hagamoro said before throwing the ball at the two, causing them to glow a bright yellow. Later, the glow died out.

"That ball has given you access to everything a ninja has, including the three great eyes, the Sharingan, Byakugan and Rinnegan. If you're asking what are the features I gave you, you now have access to all elements, including the sub-elements, all Summon Contracts, all skills in weaponry, all Taijutsu skills, and with your Rinnegan, the ability to create stuff from nothing. Not to mention your chakra reserves are beyond my level and the abilities of the other eight bijū and the Jūbi." The sage explained.

"Cool! Let's see if I can summon an RPG." Takeshi said before focusing his chakra and successfully summoned a Soviet rocket launcher. "Perfect!"

"My turn!" Naruto said before doing the same thing, although this time, he was able to summon a scythe. "Haha, epic!"

"Oh, did I forget to mention you can summon the bijū, including the Jūbi itself?" Hagamoro added, before the two warriors grinned at each other in delight (You know, that same grinning animation from The Amazing World of Gumball).

"Awesome!" Both said.

"By the way, I have a few friends to see you." Hagamoro said before snapping his fingers like before, and it summoned a bunch of people.

Meeting the guys from Assassin's Creed

Takeshi and Naruto encountered a man and a woman, both in different outfits. The man spoke up.

"Hey, I'm Desmond Miles."

"And I'm Layla Hassan."

"We're both Assassins. What about you guys?" Desmond told them.

"Takeshi Murayama, at your service." Takeshi said before doing a brief salute.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, but you can call me Naruto." The blond introduced.

"As you can see, us Assassins are at war with another organization known as Templars. Their objective is way nastier than ours."

"My ancestors are Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Ratonhnaké:ton or Connor Kenway and Arno Dorian. They've been through their own hell ever since." Desmond said.

"My ancestor is Aya, now known as Amunet. She is the one responsible for killing Cleopatra using a snake." Layla explained.

"Ever since we saw you got abused by those sons of bitches, we decided to help you get your revenge. So, are both of you ready to become Assassins?" Desmond said.

"Hell yeah!/Okay, sign me up!" The two warriors said confidently.

Meeting the guys of Star Wars

After talking to the two Assassins, they encountered even more people which looked like they've went into space. An armored man in black soon spoke up.

"I'm Darth Vader and this is my son Luke Skywalker." The now identified Vader began.

"Takeshi Murayama."

"Naruto Uzumaki."

"The guy with a cross-shaped lightsaber is Kylo Ren, the red-faced guy is Darth Maul, and that other guy with a blue lightsaber is Anakin Skywalker."

"Sup." Ren greeted.

"Hey." Maul said.

"Hello there." The other Skywalker spoke.

"We also had enough the way you suffered, Naruto. The Jedi and the Sith have been at war for many years, but we've decided that neither side will be victorious, we signed a treaty which no traitor can violate."

"Wanna join the Light or Dark side? How about both?" Maul suggested.

"We prefer both."

Later...

"Okay, I think that should be enough for now. You will get your newfound powers once you woke up." Hagamoro spoke up.

"Okay, got it."

Tomorrow, a young boy will rise from being physically and mentally abused, to being the most feared killer of all.

To be continued...

Author's Notes:

Whew! Longest chapter I've written as of yet. Please, stay tuned for more!

In other words, Sakura and Ino won't start out as Sasuke's retarded fan girls, Neji's dad will be alive so he won't talk shit about fate, and Konan, at some point in the story, will betray the Akatsuki. So, have an awesome day! Please, don't forget to R&R!