"I actually can't believe this." Sakura passed in front of them rubbing her head like she was fighting off the worst headache in the history of the world. She probably named it after him. The fact that Madara hadn't tried to kill her yet was mostly thanks to Hashirama making her more mad at him than she was at Sakura. "We haven't even been here a week! And somehow you managed to. Literally. Fuck up the future."

He winced trying to shrink down, the Senju and Uchiha clans were staring in a state of shock and awe at them, none daring to draw to close less an actual fight broke out. "I'm sorry?"

"Oh, I'll show you sorry!" Sakura flipped a strand of hair out of her face and gave a huff, rubbing at her shoulder so that her pronounced chest swayed. It was weird that Sakura had boobs but they looked good on her. A fact that Tobirama also noticed. She sighed, her gaze losing the sharpness it had moments ago. "Honestly Naruto, it's like you didn't even think about the consequences."

"Forgive for interrupting Sakura," Tobirama held up his hand his red eyes locked onto Sakura as he sat on a rock one knee higher than the other. The Second Hokage always had the grumpiest looking face on the monument, but he was starting to think that they were too kind with his scowl. "But, could you explain why you're so upset that he's in a relationship with the Uchiha? Is he a past lover of yours?"

It was hard to miss the cut in his voice.

"And what of this future you seem so concerned about. Where are you and Naruto from?" He continued no longer glancing at him.

"Well since he was an idiot and told Madara everything I might as well tell you two to see if we can unfuck everything?" She pinched the bridge of her nose and took a deep breath. "Should probably also see if Madara is pregnant."

Probably wasn't a good idea to tell her that he prevented Madara from dying and that they killed a person. "But how do we know this is our past, I mean Madara is a girl so a bunch of stuff could be different."

Tobirama cracked a smile - he preferred the scowl - and let out a low chuckle that would do Sasuke proud. "The answer to that is simple, my brother is an idiot and thinks that she is a man, and I encourage it because it amuses me."

"You're kind of an ass you know that?" He glared at the man.

"You'll forgive me for relishing in the suffering of the one who killed many of my family."

That was fair.

"But we saw Madara, he got resurrected and tried to take over the world." Sakura sighed scratching her head once again. "Oh, right I need to explain where we're from."

"Yes!" Hashirama barreled over to them, still beaming with vitality and bravado. He bowed arms stiff. "I would like to finally hear where you are from Sakura!"

Maybe Rock Lee was related to him. Wait, no, that was wrong. Personalities weren't genetic, besides, Hashirama didn't have nearly enough eyebrow to be related to Rock Lee.

"Hashirama you fool!" Madara growled, a wicked sneer on her face that only brightened when she looked at him. "Our duel and your idiocy will have to wait." She turned towards Sakura, hand on her sword once again. "I will hear what you have to say and if I am not satisfied I will kill you."

"If you want this meeting to be a success you will do no such thing." Tobirama stood between them, arms crossed and matching Madara's sneer growl to growl. Poor bastard didn't know that Sakura didn't need protecting and that she was stubborn enough to punch through her protection. "Sakura is under the protection of the Senju, but do not mistake her as weak."

"Come now Madara, you know a man shouldn't strike the first blow against a woman." Hashirama placed his hand on Madara's shoulder like they were old drinking buddies.

"Unhand me you fool!" Madara slapped his hand away and stomped away from him. "How many times do I have to tell you I'm a woman!" She stomped over and sat down on his lap, bringing her arms around his neck so that her breath tickled his neck. She was being rather affectionate and clingy.

"So, why do you think Madara is a man?" Sakura asked, one hand on her hip. "Are trying to claim that a woman can't fight?"

"When did I ever say that?" Hashirama scratched the back of his head, his face scrunched up. "I know full well how strong some women are but it goes against my code to strike one first. And Madara is a man, I saw him naked when we were younger."

Madara bristled in his arms, and a low growl passed through him tingling his spine. "I was in my underwear you fool!"

"Yes but you have no breasts."

"I was six!"

"Yes, but you still have no breasts."

"Just because I'm not a cow like she does, does not mean I'm not a woman!" Madara let out a frustrated scream and pointed towards Sakura.

Sakura blushed, trying to cover her chest as best she could. "These are new! And these are not what makes a woman!"

And they weren't that big. They were just big on Sakura because she used to be flat. Madara was bigger than Sakura used to be. Not that he'd seen Sakura's bare breasts, but he'd seen her in workout gear before and to his at the time teenage brain that was basically the same thing. Madara also had a nice stomach and better legs. The jury was still out on the butt though.

Wait, he got to touch Madara's butt, hers wins.

Hashirama nodded, a blush on both his and his brothers face, eyes fixated on Sakura as she squirmed. "I'm well aware, but when we were young Madara told me he was male several times, proclaiming it loudly."

"That was because I was not strong enough to be free and a woman you fool." She huffed tearing her eyes off Hashirama. "I'm tired of arguing with this fool. You there, Sakura was it, I will allow you to explain the future to these two, and no others, they will help me become Hokage and lead Konoha properly."

Sakura sighed again, her shoulder dropping, and she looked more than ready to go to bed. She was way too stressed about all this. "Fine, maybe between the four of us we can find some way to make sure the future goes the same way?"

"Why? You would have me be remembered as a villain and a man instead of as the powerful leader of Konoha?" If Sakura heard the barb in Madara's voice she didn't show it. Yep, she was done with everything.

"Yes, you don't seem to understand, we have a lasting world peace. A lasting peace that you going crazy and trying to take over the world built. Yes, there's a lot of people that died during the four ninja wars, but things are finally-"

"So you are a coward and fear change? You would damn the lives of so many so that the future you will not see will come once again?" Madara squeezed him tighter, her hand was shaking with the anger that her voice did not show.

"Yea, Sakura, it's not like we have a way to go back, and just think about how many people we could save. You could stop Sasuke from ever going to Orochimaru in the first place, and I can deal with Kaguya again, especially with Madara's help!" She was like a super Sasuke that he got to have sex with. Ew, bad thought. Madara was Madara and she was his girlfriend, lover, thing…?

"This was why I wanted to keep it a secret." The glare she gave him could kill a lesser man. And he probably would have whimpered had Madara not been holding onto him like a dog guarding its last bone. At least her and Sakura weren't trying to kill each other. "I know it's selfish, but we have that peace you both worked so hard to achieve, all the villages are aligned with each other, and things are looking good, no more children being sent to war, no more fathers and mothers no longer coming home. We have peace," she pawed at a tear that had begun to sprout from her eyes.

"Crocodile tears," Madara snorted just under her breath.

"I know it's unfair to ask you all to sacrifice so much, especially you Madara, but it is for the best." Sakura forced a smile. "Besides, there might be a way for me and Naruto to go back."

"Wait, what?" He would be standing had Madara not been on his lap. A way back? A chance to see his friends and family again. Ramen? But that would mean leaving Madara here, wouldn't it? "What are you talking about Sakura?"

"The portal I came out of is still there, or at least it was yesterday when I checked," A portal? How come he had to fall to the earth and she gets a portal? Man, it felt like someone was out to get him or something. Sakura smiled and nodded at him. "I tried to open it with my chakra but I didn't have enough, but between you, Hashirama and Kurama we should be able to open it back up and let us go back to our time."

Madara growled, her fingers digging into his back and she got as close as she could. "You will not leave me."

He didn't want to. He really didn't. But, he also wanted to see his friends and family back home again. Was she worth that life? Did his love for her that had bloomed so virulent in the past week outweigh the love he had back home? He didn't know.

"What makes you think you'll be able to go back through it?" Tobirama asked. "And what makes you think it'll lead to the same future you had in your past? What's to say it won't change with the knowledge we have now?"

"It's worth a shot isn't it?" Sakura shrugged, running her hand through her hair. "I don't even know what's going on, but I do know that we need to go back. We don't belong here. However, we got here is a mistake. You agree with me right Naruto?"

All eyes were on him. Hashirama's confused gaze, Tobirama's judgemental one, Sakura pleading one, and Madara's daring one. "I don't know, I mean I understand what you're saying, but. I mean, it might not even go back to Konoha right?"

"No, it does, I'll take you all there tomorrow." Sakura smiled, it was cute and thankful. She pointed towards the two clans behind them that were glaring at each other weapons drawn. "In the meantime I think we need to focus on stopping a war that would ruin everything."

XXXX

Madara was mad. Really really mad. It was quite possibly the maddest he'd seen her. Which considering how she was always at least kind of mad in some form or another was outstanding. On their way to camp no matter how much he pleaded, no matter how much he begged for forgiveness she refused to speak to him.

"Look Madara I'm-"

It was hard to explain himself with her tongue down his throat. She twisted him pushing him inside their tent, shoving him to the ground and disrobing him in one motion all while kissing him as though her life depended on it. He was on his back, with her on top of him, her favorite position.

She separated for just a moment, doing away with her robe and exposing her lithe body to him once more. "I will make this abundantly clear Naruto."

Her kiss burned like fire as her hand tore at his pants before grabbing his already hard penis stroking it softly. Before he knew it they were naked, his hands on her hips as she slowly grinded into him, a soft moan escaping her.

"You are mine, and mine alone." She grabbed his hand, leading it up her tight stomach and up to her supple breast, his thumb resting against her hard nipple. "Just as I am yours."

She twisted suddenly, coercing a moan out of him as his body shuddered in delight. All of his senses were devoted to her, his every action for her and his every thought about her. She leaned down kissing him as she continued to ride him. "I will permit you to open the portal. I will allow your friend Sakura to leave this world through the portal. And I will allow you to make a choice, to stay or leave."

"Why?" He barely managed to say that between the gasps of pleasure he was spouting.

"Because," She kissed him again, her movements slowing even as her breath quickened, she was squeezing him tight, and trying to hold back the moans that were building up inside of her that was only adding to the frustration she was about to unleash upon him. "It will get rid of this annoying Sakura you seem so fond of." He felt her smile against his cheeks, her tongue carreassing his ear. "And I know you will choose me."

She made a damn fine argument.

AN: Is that technically a lemon? I thank all of you who stuck around after Sakura's introduction and I hope that this shows why I included her. Sasuke would be all up on the "Yea, no let's fuck up the future" train harder than Madara is on Naruto's cock.

Anyways I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and thank you for all the support you gave me last chapter, it helped me a lot.