Dear Fanfiction Authors,
I'll try to be the most polite I can about this. Yes, it is a ship, and though I don't mind some (very few) of them, this one is just way more terrifying and traumatizing than any other I've ever heard before: me and Shredder.
What the SHELL?
Have you not noticed yet that Shredder has been trying to kill me and my family since we arrived in the surface? I mean, seriously, what is wrong with you?!
*sigh.*
Please, don't write about me and Shredder in a romantic relationship. Because we'll never be together. Like, ever.
Honestly,
Leonardo
PS.: He'd also be a pedophile if we ever EVER were in a relationship, you knew that?