Dear Fanfiction Authors,
How come nobody ever writes about me and Renet? We're the perfect couple! We deserve the greatest of all fanfictions! Romance and drama, and fights, and betrayal, then reconciliation and, and, and beautiful alien warriors!
Mikey, that would be like when I met Mona Lisa.
Raph, you're ruining my point! Ahem. So, WRITE ABOUT US! I need to know that she loves me somewhere!
Hopefully,
The handsomest of all mutant turtles, Mikey.