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Dear Fanfiction Authors,
Blue Goddess told me about her Reader, "cheloniamydas", that asked about my opinion for the ship Shinitello (which I'm pretty sure it's about me and Shinigami, right?).
Well, honestly, I never imagined myself in a relationship with Shini. I meanm she's cool and all, but she isn't really my type of girl, you know? I'm actually okay if you ship me with her, because, well, I myself wouldn't really care.
Plus, Mikey is the one who likes her, not me.
Honestly,
Donatello.
PS.: Come on! They ship Shini with YOU? Why not with ME? I'm the best turtle that Shinigami could ever DREAM of!
PSS.: Calm down, Mikey. I'm sure people would rather write about you and her than ME and her.
PSSS.: Yeah, Don, they better! WRITE ABOUT US!