Moving Day!
Your parents had been so helpful with packing and even offered to knock out several trips by getting a rental truck. You ve been really popular as of late with your new found friends with your phone lighting up with a new message every now and then. You had used the last few days saying goodbye to your local friends and some family while loading up what you could.
You were pretty sure your dad would have a stroke once he found out you were staying with a bunch of guys but your decision is final. This opportunity was too good to pass up and even he would have to admit that once he saw the place.
You were almost to your new residence actually. Your mom was jabbering in the passenger seat of your car about how beautiful the neighborhood is. You looked in the rear-view to see if your dad caught your turn signal from the rental truck.
About the last stretch of your journey you had texted sans at the last pit stop about what time you would be arriving with the folks. He had sent a text back saying that he would be on an important conference call. Just to come up and knock and Orange should give you your key.
Sending him a quick message before you left the pit stop that you and your parents were excited and that you couldn t wait to see everyone.
Now you were pulling up the drive and your mom gasped.
Y/N! This is where you re staying!? And for so little? Your mom was awestruck
Yep! Awesome right? you grin giggling at her reaction.
Getting out of your car you gestured where your dad could pull up.
Henry! Isn t this place gorgeous!? Your mom waved your dad over as he got out.
Yeah pretty breathtaking. You sure we have the right address Y?N? Your dad commented raising a hand to shield his eyes from the sun to get a better look.
Yes dad and besides you haven t seen the inside yet! You practically squeal in excitement earning a chuckle from your dad as your mom started to walk over to the rental to start the process of moving in.
You almost strut up to the door and ring the bell. However you caught something from the attic window. You looked up and saw what appeared to be sans he had the blue hoodie but from the distance you weren t quite sure. You waved and received a wave in return which was odd you could ve sworn he said he d be on an important call maybe he took the call in the attic for privacy oh well.
Approaching the front door you ring the bell and wait patiently.
You know sans did say to knock. You hear a familiar voice sigh on the other side of the door after a minute.
Um...okay You pause then grin as a knock came from his end.
Who s there? you ask
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn t fit in the keyhole.
You snort
Okay Orange knock it off You snicker as he gave a light chuckle opening the door. He and sans were a lot alike with some differences of course. Puns being one of their favorites but their brothers are number 1 in their book. Sans never strayed from classic puns though but Orange dabbled in modest to sometimes adult oriented you noticed.
So folks helping you move eh? Orange glances at your parents who are to busy trying to get the ramp down to notice him.
Yep! Found a day where we could work together and make one trip. grinning as you start your way over to them...well until you were rushed by a blue blur that is.
Y/N! Blue exclaims hugging you fiercely. Blue has been texting you everyday in excitement about you moving in.
Blue! Heyya! You embrace him back making the adorable skeleton blush blue.
Then you felt yourself be lifted, along with Blue, in an even bigger hug from Papyrus.
WELCOME HOME Y/N Ever the jovial Paps says squeezing you both. Such a tender moment being in the arms of two of the sweetest guys you know. It truly felt like you had come home.
Your parents seemed to notice the commotion and began to head over. You could tell by their nervous smiles that they wanted to make a good impression but they had never interacted with monsters before. Then again it may have been a little unnerving turning around and seeing their daughter in the arms of a couple of skeletons.
Everyone these are my parents Henry and Judith. Mom...Dad This is Papyrus (You gesture to Pap who poses dramatically) this is Blue (You rub Blues head earning a mwe hee) and this jokester here is Orange. You say leaning against Orange arm on his shoulder as he nods in greeting.
Blue and Papyrus are already enveloping your parents in warm greetings earning genuine smiles from your folks.
You knew if anyone could break the ice it d be those two lovable skellies.
You glance over at Orange with a questioning look.
Where s the rest of the guys? you ask earning you a shrug from the laid back skeleton.
They re here somewhere honey sans is in the office is the only one I m sure about. Orange replies.
Office? But I just saw him in the attic looking out the window You begin while Orange merely quirks a brow curiously.
He s not budged from that call honey not that I ve seen anyways. He seemed to have a look of concern then glances at the window.
You shift your gaze to see a vacant and dark window...
Oh well You say and make your way over to the truck noticing Blue and Paps have already hopped on board to help your dad with the heavy stuff to your amazement with great ease. Orange still seemed to be pondering over the window situation.
Oh! You uh don t have to help Don t want to be a bother if you have other things to do. Your dad started to say
NONSENSE! WITH US HELPING WE CAN KNOCK OUT THIS TIMELY PROCESS! Blue states with stars in his eyes hauling, with great ease, several of your big boxes filled with books.
THEN WE CAN ALL ENJOY DINNER TOGETHER! Papyrus concurs easily lifting the bookshelf, your dad was trying to shimmy down the ramp, without a problem.
Your dad falters at their strength but also their kindness and chuckles with a warm grin.
You two are amazing thanks a bunch! Your dad quickly gets to work with some of the other boxes after praising the now ego boosted sweet skeletons.
You and your mom approach the ramp only to be stopped by Orange.
No need besides you should show your mom around. He says plopping your new keys in your hand. Then his eye socket began to glow and he started to lifting some things out with his magic.
BROTHER STOP SHOWING OFF! Blue pouts stomping a foot down as orange just chuckles at him.
Your parents however were gaping.
I ll uh just get the stuff outta the car then you three are in a league of your own. Your dad says in awe.
You grab your mom's hand and lead her inside.
Y/N! It s so big and luxurious! She walks from the foyer stepping into the living room.
You hear a soft that s what she said. that your mom couldn't hear.
Causing you to shift your attention to the staircase to find Red.
Red seriously? you snicker as the skeleton began to make his way over to you chuckling. You've come to expect his humor after his texts while you've been away packing. Dark and or sexual but if you make them into puns that really seems to get him laughing.
Heya Doll. He greets with his gruff voice earning the attention of your mother.
She seemed rather unsure of Red quite possibly as he looked far more edgier than the ones she had met outside. Must be the hot topic look or the sharp teeth gold fang? Either one or all points to make your mom a little uneasy.
Red this is my mom Judith, Mom this is Red. You introduce your mom to the very straight forward skeleton.
Oh! Pleasure to meet you! Your mom offered her hand after remembering her manners.
And without skipping a beat Red grabs and kisses the back of her hand leaving her to blush, you to chuckle, while he grins.
No sweetheart pleasures all mine giving a wink at your stuttering mom.
How often do you rehearse this Red? You nudge him
Y/N I m offended. This happens O Natural He feigns a shocked expression as you giggle.
Your mom looked at you both flustered and confused.
Hey Darlin thought I heard your sweet voice.
Upon hearing the sultry low voice you throw a wave towards the stairs.
Russ! Come on down and meet my mom! You gesture to your now even more flustered mother.
Y/N just how many more skeletons are living here? your mom whispers curiously as Red meandered off to the couch in the living room and Russ approached.
Well you've met all but 3. you whisper back
Oh my Your mom trails off as Russ takes a slight bow
Hello love. I go by Russ but for such a lovely lady as yourself you can call me anything you like. His voice doing that sexy drawl that sent shivers down both your spines.
After an awkward pause he chuckles.
I m sorry darlin but I didn't catch your name. He quirks a brow bone.
Judith! Your mom blurts then clears her throat.
My My name is Judith. She composes herself and stretches a hand out.
Russ merely stands there glancing at her hand then back to her.
Sorry love but I've been told to keep my hands to myself today. M lords orders. He winks then joins Red leaving you both a little breathless.
You swear you hear Russ and red bicker in hushed voices
That s how it s done. and a Ya well fuck you.
As your mom starts to fan herself a little as she was quite flushed hell you were too... that voice alone should be a sin.
MUTT! Earning a startled jump from everyone came a stern shout from upstairs.
I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN T JUST LEAVE ME TO DO ALL THE DUSTING! Berry screeched
Whelp that s m lord...duty calls. Russ hops off the couch languidly making his way back to the stairs throwing another wink at you both before he disappears.
That s the very definition of a smooth criminal. Your mom says after a moment.
Criminal mom? You roll your eyes.
I don t know what he s done but I guarantee he s talked his way out of it. her focus still on the place you last saw him.
You start laughing.
Well maybe mom but really Russ keeps to himself and only speaks when he feels necessary. More or less lets his brother do the talking for him. As you gesture for your mom to follow you to the stairs.
You mean Red? Your mom asks glancing towards the couch where Red seemed to be engrossed with a horror movie.
Hmm? No m lord is his brother but we call him Berry. You inform as you both trudge upstairs to your new room.
Yet you find the door open with some cleaning supplies sitting outside.
Both of you peer in to find Berry and Russ Dusting while Edge seems to be finishing up the bathroom.
Aww they re tidying it up for me. you grin and saunter in.
Thanks guys! You didn t have to do all this for me. You spout earning all 3 skellies attention.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS WOULD WE BE RENTING OUT A DIRTY ROOM!? Ege leers at you as he sets his basket of cleaning supplies down to help Berry and Russ finish with dusting.
WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE SOONER HAD MUTT NOT LAZED ABOUT AS USUAL! Berry glares at his seemingly indifferent brother.
Sorry m lord Russ replied but then again he always seemed to concede to his brother.
Mutt? That s no way to talk to your big brother. You mom suddenly scolds shocking everyone in the room..
WHAT!? I LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I M THE BIG BROTHER AND AND Y/N WHO IS THIS? Berry cried out incredulously getting a chuckle out of Edge as Russ face palms.
Berry stood in a stupor gazing questioningly at the other human in the room.
Oh! Berry, Edge, this is my mom Judith. Edge is Red s brother. You break the awkward silence. Doing slight explanation on the latter part for your mother.
Well...um a pleasure to meet you. Your mom looks a bit frazzled but shakes it off to remember good manners. She offers a hand to both Berry and Edge and you half expected them to refuse but to your surprise they take your mom's hand and shake with enthusiasm.
Sans must ve told them to be courteous. You sigh in relief at the thought knowing they can slightly be abrasive.
Anyways mom what do you think of my room? You grin as her jaw drops as she finally takes it all in.
This is so beautiful! Your mom gushes her eyes twinkling in delight.
As she goes around inspecting everything chattering away you can t help but feel the other skeletons amusement.
You hear a slight thunk as orange appears and sets one of your bookshelves inside with his magic. He then set the next thing he had enveloped in his magical energy was your dad that he sets gently on the bed.
Earning worried glances from you and your mom.
Threw my back out He nervously chuckles at you both.
Oh Henry! You are not a spry young man anymore so you shouldn t be overdoing it. Judith scolds.
IT S MY FAULT I TRIPPED NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND HE KEPT THE DRESSER FROM CRUSHING ME. Blue sniffles coming around the door frame.
I ll be alright Blue. It s not the first time I ve had back problems...all I need is a little rest. Your dad says shimmying into a more comfortable position.
Bed feels great hun. Henry says throwing a thumbs up at you. Orange and Russ snicker slightly.
What s all the hubbub? you hear a casual low voice from the hallway. You glance up and see sans poking his head in followed by Red wanting to see what the commotion was about.
As they sauntered in Papyrus comes in to set the infamous dresser in your room.
Hey Sans, it seems my dad threw his back out. Mom and dad this is sans and sans these are my parents Judith and Henry. you introduce
Nice to meet you both Sans grin widens then turns mischievous
By the by know any good dad puns? Sans asks approaching your father and the grin your dad threw back let you know you were being set up for a bad time.
Only the punniest. Your dad quips earning groans and a few chuckles.
Dad please no. You plead
Y/N it s my job as your father to have a dad pun inventory catalogued and ready to use in any situation. I can t be Lying down on the job when embarrassing ones children is a time honored tradition. You roll your eyes as he prattles on much to the amusement/disdain from the others in the room.
You couldn t help but chuckle though as he was ramrod straight in bed and couldn t even sit up to glance at you all the while making light of the situation.
Atta boy girl! I knew you d come around. He smiles as you approach standing beside sans so he could see you.
Dad no! Don t start this here. You scold
What? Just sending you some words of proud encouragement . He snickers knowing how much you hated it.
Atta boy girl? Red questions looking at you
My dad thinks it s highly amusing at how lazy he is. Cheering on my older brother at events by saying atta boy and then when I came along he just put girl after it. Upon finding out that it irritated me he continues to lovingly say it sometimes embarrassing me in the process. You sigh irritably.
Name one time it was embarrassing. Your dad shoots back at you.
Let s see how about we start with the more recent ones there was my high school graduation when my name was called to get my diploma I seem to remember you standing and shouting at the top of your lungs Atta boy girl! while everyone else simply clapped. You scold
Well at least your brother found it amusing I mean endearing Your dad grins
Dad he finds anything that flusters me amusing Not to mention he was able to get a senior page for me in my senior yearbook in which you two conspired together to put Atta boy girl at what would ve been a loving message had that not graced the bottom of it. You snickered at your dads innocent puppy dog look seeing a flash of mischievous humor in his eyes.
Orange, Red, Sans, and Russ seem to be chuckling at your expense whereas the others send you consoling glances. Even your mom is trying to hide a chuckle behind her hand.
Can I get you anything Henry? I m sure we got some medicine to help with the pain. Sans asks you father.
It would certainly help getting back into the punning spirit. Your dad chuckles and sans grins wide.
THAT S IT I M LEAVING BEFORE THIS GETS EVEN FURTHER OUT OF HAND. Edge cries throwing his arms in the air. The others seem to decide to disperse going their separate ways and it seems Blue, Papyrus, and Orange seem to be heading back to help move more stuff. Sans left to go retrieve some medicine for your father.
Well they certainly are a lively bunch Your mom chuckles coming over to lovingly pat your fathers shoulder.
Y/N? Your dad calls you over
Yeah dad? You ask curiously
When were you going to tell me these monsters you are going to be living with are all male? He seems slightly between amused and miffed.
Ah dad please not this. You beg as your father goes into father mode
Your my precious little girl! He begins and your mother swats him.
Henry lighten up they re skeletons. Your mom scolds and gestures for you to lead the way out intending to get a better look at the house you were to be living in.
As soon as you both were out of earshot she whispers.
If we can keep Russ and Red from speaking to us in front of him you ll be in the clear. You look at her in shock.
If you don t tell we got flustered by a skeleton I won t. She winks as you both continue on giggling like school girls.