God's Blessings on this IRL World!
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Editing and Proofreading: LordVTP and MasterSenpai
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Chapter 2: Highschool Period
Part 1
"...And so, with that said, students must keep in mind that you are all representing the school. Even when students are outside of school grounds, I implore you to maintain the dignity that has been the hallmark of this fine institution. Furthermore…"
With the start of the school year came the entrance ceremony.
Which means the student body is subjected to the tediously long speech of the principal.
"...Che! Can this old geezer hurry up already?"
"Oi, Satou! Why don't you sneak out and buy some juice for us, huh?!"
A lot has happened since that fateful day.
I am, of course, referring to the day I met that girl.
For that girl whom I eventually developed deep and passionate feelings for, I even abandoned the comfortable, idle lifestyle of a NEET.
I went to school and became a student once more.
"Eh? Satou, you listening? I told you to buy us juice!"
However, my transition from NEET to normie was not at all smooth going.
Due to my long absence and tendency to keep to myself, I became the target of delinquents.
"Hah?! What's with that glare in your eyes, huh?! You wanna mess with us?!"
"Looking at us like we're trash. Who the hell do you think I am?! It looks like this punk wants a fight!"
No. I'm doing no such thing.
This 'glare' is my natural look.
I am known to have an unfriendly gaze.
Let's not cause a commotion over the unfortunate make up of my face.
"You two! Face the front! No fooling around!"
"S-Sorry sensei!"
"We won't do it again, sensei!"
These tough looking delinquents changed their behaviour quickly after a teacher's reprimands.
Could it be?
Oniz*ka-sensei is here in this school?
That infamous Great Teacher?
No, the teacher who did the berating is the 3rd year math teacher.
A strict but unassuming man.
To clean up their act after the reprimand of a mild-mannered teacher, aren't these delinquents just posers?
"…"
Why did I serve as their errand boy all this time, then?
Even the purchase of juice can accrue in expenses.
I missed out on a lot of hot dates because of these posers.
"Eek!"
"Satou! Keep your hands to yourself!"
The same math teacher reprimanded me after I placed my hand threateningly on the shoulder of one of the fake delinquents.
"…And so, with great diligence… While carrying the torches of the alumni preceding you… Carrying it loftily, displaying your pride of this fine institution for all to see…"
In the background, the monotone voice of the principal drones on.
Studying until my brain hurts.
Getting picked on by delinquents.
Spending most of the day in the company of normies.
I want to hurry up and graduate.
…Finally, the assembly reached an end.
What a miracle.
I joined the exodus of students piling out of the gymnasium entrance.
The first years went first and the third years, in which I am categorized, went last.
We must look after our cute kouhai, after all.
Speaking of cute kouhai…
Amidst the pack of exiting first year students, I looked for a specific girl.
One who is probably wearing an eyepatch and colored lenses despite my pleas for her not to.
The girl who insisted on carrying her eighth grade syndrome past the eighth grade.
Ah. There she is.
Amidst the crowd of still maturing young bodies.
A body that hasn't even started maturing.
…No, as her lover, I shouldn't admit such things so freely.
I'm not a lolicon.
Really, I'm not.
This girl happened to glance at my direction as she passed by.
So as not to attract too much attention, I gave her a nod.
"Alas! My fated lover! This cruel destiny has tried to separate us… The reincarnation of the summer triangle… But, we have finally found one ano… THER?! Wait! Please stop pushing me!"
"You! Little girl! Keep moving! You're blocking the line!"
"L-Little girl...?"
Completely dejected, Megumin allowed herself to be pushed along by the crowd.
And the one who made that reprimand was the same teacher, once more.
Just how sharp are his eyes that he can spot these acts of misconduct so quickly?
As Megumin was getting pushed along by the traffic.
She acted like she usually does even in school.
"…I suppose I can try hard for one more year."
I remember why I'm forcing myself to attend school in the first place.
"Yosh! Let's do this!"
I cheered myself on.
"Quiet down, Satou!"
"…Y-Yes sir…"
Part 2
"…Suddenly declaring such things. Going on about 'lovers'… What will you do if people suspect us?!"
"Hm? What's wrong with that? Doesn't Kazuma want to be popular? You have a cute girl proudly declaring herself as your lover."
What man would want to be called a 'lover' in public by a little girl with such a jailbait body?
More than ostracization, what if I face prison time?
"In any case, even though Kazuma worries about being seen acting like lovers in public…"
"Hm? What's the matter, Megumin?"
"If you're willing to say such things, then why is Kazuma so eagerly groping me while we're still in school grounds right now?!"
We are hidden in some bushes that surround the school courtyard.
After the principal's address and classroom orientations, it is now finally time for the first lunch break of the semester.
I immediately met up with Megumin.
As I was aroused by the sight of Megumin wearing her new school uniform, I couldn't control my urges.
No, even last night, I fondled the school girl Megumin to my heart's content.
I've already spent everything I had in 'the bank', so to speak.
I thought that I would be satisfied for at least a week.
But somehow, my passions were resurrected once I saw Megumin at school.
If it's in the bedroom, it is merely play. But in an actual school grounds…
"It's the real deal! I'm fondling a real school girl! Hah… Hah…"
"Pervert! Degenerate! And furthermore, what a hypocrite! Compared to this, calling you my lover in public is relatively tame, isn't it?!"
"No. At least I have taken countermeasures against being caught. Don't worry, no one will find us here… Well, then, my kouhai… Let senpai give you some tutorage in 'Health Education'."
"This guy really is hope… LESS! Nnn!"
She suddenly cried out once I applied some pressure.
"K-Keep your voice down…! I know that Megumin really loves having her boobs fondled, but you must keep your voice down!"
"What lies are you saying! It's… It's not like I… Ah, nnn! Kazuma, right there, right there!"
This tsundere is quick to drop her act.
It's true what they say after all.
Small breasts are more sensitive.
If I fondle Megumin like this long enough, she could actually climax just from having her breasts massaged.
But I don't want Megumin making a mess of herself right on her first day.
So, very reluctantly, I let Megumin go.
Settling instead for kissing her.
"Mn… Kazuma…"
Once we separated, panting and gasping, Megumin tenderly called out my name.
Too cute!
Having a cute girlfriend is the best!
I can't even imagine a life before I had a girlfriend.
Screw the NEET lifestyle. I love being a successful real-lifer.
…Well, beyond the physical stuff I really am grateful that Megumin came into my life.
Every day I spend with her is some of the most fun I've had in my life.
Even when we're not doing anything special. When we're just studying or playing games…
Days filled with comfort, peace, joy…
Megumin…! I... I…!
"…Sorry, I didn't want Megumin to make a mess, but… Let's make a big mess right now!"
"Wait! Hold on! The look on Kazuma's eyes are very dangerous!"
As I was about to feast on my prey…
Ding, dong!
"…Ah, the break is over."
The school bell rang and interrupted our fun time.
I helped Megumin get up on her feet. She patted her clothes, wiping away some dirt that stuck to the fabric.
"…Sorry, I didn't think about how your uniform would get dirty."
"It's no problem. See, it's mostly clean now."
"But some rich ojou-san's will tease the Megumin who walks into class with a shabby and filthy uniform."
"What kind of shoujo manga is this?! And what ojou-san's are you talking about, it's not like this is some fancy school!"
Our school is not among the famous ones in this area.
I'm sure that a genius like Megumin can pass the examinations of those famous schools. The only thing impeding her is the high tuition of such schools.
"I see. So as this is not a famous school, an event like a rich, foreigner ojou-san showing up is impossible, right? How disappointing."
"Kazuma often calls me mean things like 'delusional chuunibyou', but Kazuma is the one who has all sorts of impossible fantasies!"
Do not begrudge a man for dreaming.
Part 3
"Kazuma, this bento is really delicious. Your mother is a great cook."
"No, this is just bento bought from the convenience store."
"Then please thank the convenience store oba-san for preparing this wonderful bento."
Megumin is still unused to the most common fast food available everywhere. Having been poor for all her life, she will even be impressed by the cheap burger chains I would take her to for our dates.
I tried not to inquire at first as it was a sensitive subject, but eventually I had to ask about her father's occupation. For the family to be in such a dire situation, what could the breadwinner of the house be doing?
And what Megumin answered at the time was,
"He is an inventor."
And she left it at that.
Right now we are in the school courtyard, seated on one of the various benches. This is our routine lately. Eating our lunch while enjoying the fresh air.
And most importantly, avoiding our classmates in the classroom.
During the month of Megumin's attendance in this school, she had initially accumulated a lot of positive attention. Most of them belonging to the males who were attracted to her looks.
Just as quickly, however, it became apparent that this cute girl is also a hardcore chuuni weirdo. This was enough to turn most of her admirers off and for people to ostracize her as they had in her previous middle school.
There is word, though, of a fan-base that persisted in their admiration of Megumin.
But, her number one fan is still Satou Kazuma.
"It seems that Kazuma is doing surprisingly well. I thought that Kazuma who is only knowledgeable in useless otaku trivia and lewd subjects would struggle when it comes to academics."
Megumin said while munching and relishing some convenience store tempura. A streak of oil spilled down the side of her lips and I wiped at it with a napkin.
"I was a pretty good student before I became a NEET, I'll have Megumin know. It took a while to catch up to the curriculum and everything I missed, and to get my study habits to the state it used to be, but I'm slowly getting there."
"Yes, emphasis on 'slowly'. Although I praise Kazuma, you are still barely in the mid-tier!"
Megumin puffed out her chest in pride. Not like she had a chest.
Scoring consistently in the top of her class, Megumin had the right to boast about her grades.
This doesn't make it any less annoying, though.
"…H-Hey!"
I snuck my hand behind Megumin and slowly crept my way into her bum, clasping one cheek. Then I gave it a good grope.
"Nn!"
Even after all this time, she's still so sensitive.
"This will not do. A kouhai should respect her senpai."
"Kazuma is a senpai only in status… Nnn!"
"Hm? If you don't refer to me properly then I won't stop?"
"…I'm sorry Kazuma-senpai."
Looking up at me with teary eyes!
"Ah… I'm sorry perhaps I went too far."
Faced with such an attack, I couldn't help but take a few steps back.
"Lately I can't help but think that Kazuma is developing a bit of a sadistic streak. Aren't you teasing me a bit too much?!"
That has been the case lately.
While having sex is still a bit difficult right now, I have been making Megumin do everything outside of sex.
Making her lick me, having her engage in role play scenarios, doing obscene play in the bath.
And then one time…
"Eep!"
I had gotten adventurous and given Megumin's cute bum a quick slap while she was attending to my son.
The temptation was too strong as Megumin was reverse straddling me while she was licking. Her bare bum stuck out in front of my face.
And after giving in to my temptation, Megumin made a cute 'Eep!' sound.
I'm really not an 'S' or anything, I swear.
But…
"Kaz… Kazuma?! Why are you… Ow! Hey! Eep!"
One slap and another. Soon I had Megumin bent over at my lap. Spanking her as if she was my naughty child!
And so this is why Megumin is calling me a sadist and giving me a glare right now.
But little girl, how am I supposed to take that glare seriously when there's bits of rice stuck to your cheek?
Are you inviting me to lick that rice off?
This girl is too erotic! Even when she's not doing anything particularly lewd, it still turns me on!
Which reminds me...
"Say… Isn't Megumin's next class P.E.?"
"…"
Sensing my lewd intentions, Megumin stayed quiet.
"Say… The honor student Megumin who has top grades will be believed by the teacher if she says 'I'm feeling sick', right? And then the sweaty Megumin who is still wearing her P.E. uniform will go to the nurse's office which is empty around that time. And it just so happens that her senpai is visiting the nurse's office as well! Kekeke…"
I said while automatically cackling.
"…"
She stared at me with blank eyes.
Then, after quickly guzzling down the remaining rice…
Megumin stood from the bench and made to run away!
"[Bind]!"
I took the blazer that I had taken off earlier and wrapped it around the retreating Megumin, holding her in place.
"Why is Kazuma yelling [Bind] as if we are playing that game?! And if Kazuma doesn't want me to rip this expensive blazer, then release me at once!"
"I also know the [Craft] skill IRL. I can easily fix any rips you make on this blazer."
After all, I had a lot of free time as a NEET and spent that free time learning trivial and very situationally relevant skills.
"Geez! I get it! Just release me from [Bind] already and I will help Kazuma have an [Explosion] in the nurse's office!"
"Make sure to work up a sweat while you're running around out there. I want to see the clothes sticking to Megumin's white skin. I want to smell Megumin's feminine odour as well."
"How?! How in the world did Kazuma turn into such an unrepentant pervert?!"
This unintentionally erotic little girl can only have herself to blame.
…
…
A few hours later…
"…Kazuma, are you there?"
"Yo."
While sitting on one of the infirmary beds, I greeted my kouhai who came in through the door.
Timidly walking in after confirming that we were alone in here, Megumin walked over to my bed. She closed the curtains behind her.
"…"
"W-What? Why is Kazuma staring at me with such a blank look?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! Where's the bloomers?! And why isn't Megumin sweaty at all? And your hair, it should be done up in a ponytail, a ponytail don't you know?! Geez! This is all wrong, all wrong!"
"What does Kazuma expect?! In what modern institution would you find girls still wearing bloomers?! And as for working up a sweat, there's no way I will actually present myself to Kazuma while covered in sweat and my body odour right?! I took a shower before I came here!"
"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Get out of here! Leave me be! Even though I had my hopes up, Megumin comes in here wearing a lame tracksuit! And isn't that tracksuit way too big for Megumin?! It's two sizes too big! I bet Megumin was hoping that she'd magically grow several inches when she ordered that uniform, right?! Come to think of it, your normal sailor fuku is also a couple inches too big! Were you hoping for some kind of moe effect or something?! With the sleeves too long, holding your fists up while they are hidden in loose, drooping sleeves and saying 'uguuu~! Senpai~!'… Actually, that does sound very cute…"
My passionate tantrum was broken up as I had a bit of a revelation at the end there.
"Well… Well then! I'm sorry to disappoint Kazuma, but this is how it is. I will be returning to my class now if Kazuma is too disappointed to carry on!"
"Hold it. At least attend to my 'son' who had been expecting all sorts of lewd things from her 'mommy'. How do you think I can go back to class like this, with a massive tent in my pants. Oi, you blueballing loli who can't read the mood and wore something like a tasteless tracksuit. Go down on your knees and play with the son you love so much!"
"Who says that I love it that much?! And going on about 'mommy' and 'son'… That's just disgusting! And Kazuma as the 'daddy', can spend some 'one on one' time with his 'son' since it's probably been a while!"
"…"
Indeed. This is true. As I had the opportunity to do this and that with a cute girl like Megumin, what need would I have to resort to some 'alone time'?
"Very well. 'Mommy's' services are no longer needed. 'Daddy' will spend some much needed 'alone time' with his 'son'."
"If daddy… I mean, Kazuma says that, then I will be very insulted?! Very well! I will show you the skills that often make Kazuma squirm in ecstasy and say 'Megumin! Megumin! I can't live without you!' while he's awash in pleasure!"
"That… That only happened once! And seriously, if you're gonna do something then do it quickly! It's not like we'll be alone here forever!"
Ah. I raised a flag.
As soon as I said that, I heard the sound of the door opening.
"Girls… We really shouldn't do this!"
"Come on, Mitsurugi-senpai~ Just a quick one, OK? 'Mommy' will take care of senpai's 'son'!"
"No, it will be my skills that will make Mitsurugi-senpai squirm in ecstasy and say 'Ah! Ah! I can't live without you!' while he's awash in pleasure!"
"Girls… We really can't! What if someone is here?!"
"Then they will get a free show! Now senpai, strip, strip!"
"Ahhh! Nooo! If someone is here, I'm sorry for intruding!"
Suddenly, two girls and one guy showed up and started getting busy in the bed right next to ours.
Some harem protagonist is having fun right next to me while I'm being blue balled over here.
"Wait, why are you girls wearing bloomers underneath your tracksuits?!"
"This kind of play is incomplete without the proper outfit, senpai~!"
Megumin avoided my gaze as I stared intensely at her.
I reached out to the curtain separating our bed to the one with the harem getting busy in it.
"Kazuma, what are you going?"
I opened the curtain a little bit and peeked inside.
"!"
I saw two lithe girls and one good looking riajuu type already undressed. The girls are crowding around the riajuu's son as they serviced it together.
Lucky bastard!
"Oi! Megumin, I can't lose to that guy! You better do well enough to surpass the service of two girls working together!"
"...Kazuma, you're really too much. But since your son seems to be in quite a bit of pain, then I suppose I don't have much of a choice."
Megumin said while she crawled towards my legs, straddling them. Her hands were planted on both sides of my hips as she dropped her weight slightly towards my waist.
She gazed at me with upturned eyes as she worked to get my pants down.
"Damn! This obedient Megumin never fails to turn me on. Here it comes, Megumin. My hard son is eagerly awaiting you!"
"Shh! Doesn't Kazuma realize that our neighbors might hear your unnecessary noise? Actually, nevermind, it seems like their attention is completely occupied."
From next door the girls started moaning as the riajuu serviced them.
"Hurry Megumin~ I can't stand it anymore~"
"I get it, I get. I forget how needy Kazuma is sometimes."
She pulled my pants down to mid-thigh, dragging my underwear along with one impatient pull. My erect son sprung out and twitched once before standing still.
"My big cock is ready for Megumin."
"No, like I said, rather than big it's quite normal. Kazuma has nothing to be ashamed about but stop saying 'big' everytime we do this."
Is this girl trying to make me impotent?
Finally, after having had her fill of wisecracks and smug comments, Megumin brought her mouth closer.
She stuck her tongue out and probed the head of my cock. With every tentative contact from her wet tongue, my shaft would twitch.
A clear bubble of pre-cum emerged out of the tip.
When she is doing this, Megumin will enter a state of immense concentration.
She will focus intently on my cock as she bounces her head in and out, slowly gaining speed.
She was clumsy at first but being the stubborn Megumin, she insisted on having a lot of 'practice' sessions.
I did not hesitate to allow this request.
In no time at all, Megumin because quite skilled with using her mouth. She eventually learned to move her head while synchronously licking around my shaft.
She is now doing just that. She slides her slippery lips along my shaft, making it glossy, all the while she is diligently using her tongue. Using her agile tongue to caress the underside of my shaft.
"Mmn… Nnn… Hnn…"
Gripping the base of my cock with one hand and bobbing her head, all while looking up at me with upturned eyes…!
And then…
"Uck… Urk… Mmm…!"
She starts suckiiiiinng!
Going down on me while somehow licking and sucking at the same time!
Megumin you really are the master of explosions!
At this rate, I'm going to cum.
Normally I cum outside and spray it all over Megumin's face. Ever since the first accidental cumshots I gave her, I developed a bit of an appreciation for facials.
But this time I didn't even have time to pull out. The novelty of doing lewd things in the nurse's office, as well as the noises from our neighbors.
And not to mention Megumin's blowjob skills!
There's too much stimulation!
"I can't… Hnnnnng!"
"Hmm?! Mmnnnn! Nghk! Ghk!"
I emptied my load inside this little girl's warm, soft mouth.
As she was petrified from the sudden ejaculation, Megumin didn't have the time or presence of mind to pull out.
After my climax abated, I slowly pulled out. My cock, still sensitive from the orgasm, kept twitching as I slid against Megumin's tongue, the slippery flesh now slick with my cum.
While gasping for air, Megumin met my gaze. She pointed to her mouth and looked at me questioningly.
"Just… Just swallow it, I guess?"
She closed her eyes tight, closed her mouth, and then gulped. Her throat constricted as she swallowed a mouthful of my seed.
That's way too sexy.
Our neighbors are starting to slow down with their own activities. I looked to the clock hanging above the nurse's desk. It was almost time for the next period to start.
"We should start cleaning up."
"Kazuma actually came inside…"
"Please specify that I came inside your mouth! And don't say that phrase lightly or it will give me a heart attack!"
"...Huh? Doesn't it seem like there's someone next door?"
"!"
We were making too much noise and was noticed by our neighbors.
"..."
"..."
After a silent agreement, we allowed our neighbors to leave first and then Megumin and I left after we were sure the coast was clear.
Part 4
After school, Megumin and I will go on a date.
We will walk together to the internet cafe and play that MMO we had been playing together before we met IRL.
We will find our party waiting for us online. There is Aqua, a delusional girl who claims to be a professional idol, and there's Darkness, who seemed like a well-spoken girl at first, but was quick to show her questionable tendencies.
"Aqua! I need you to heal! Half of my health is gone already!"
"No! Since Kazuma took away all my hard earned S rank gacha summons and sold it for equipment, I won't waste any of my mana on a thief like you!"
"Spending all of the party's funds on useless summons! Don't you realize that any game with 'summons' and 'loot boxes' is targeting idiots like you who get enticed by in game merchandise and cosmetics?! Fooling you with words like 'super rare' and 'alter version' and 'limited edition'!"
"Waaah! Kazuma is a meanie!"
Aqua, our arch-priest, would rather spend her time fooling around with the gacha simulator than doing any real questing. The only 'grind' she tolerates in MMO's is the tedious amounts of effort it takes to pull rare summons in gacha games.
"Kazuma! You are taking way too much damage! As the tank of this team, it means that I am not doing my job properly! Please punish me for my lack of diligence! Kazuma must do what he did last time, spamming gifs of my in-game avatar dying in all sorts of humorous and pathetic ways in the global chat!"
As for our front-line fighter, Darkness, she would rather screw up in many different ways in an attempt to attract my ire. She is a hardcore 'M'. Furthermore, she has no grasp of the basic controls and mechanics of this game and gets by only because she bought various expensive upgrades and OP armor. She is a pay 2 win player.
And then… Lastly…
"...It's time to unleash my explosion!"
There's this girl who only cares about unleashing her favorite spell.
Megumin has already developed a reputation in our server for her overly dedicated roleplaying. There were other players who tried her hardest to make her break character, but failed to do so.
When she's online, Megumin acts flawlessly like that of a 'Crimson Demon', one of the races available in character selection.
Our quests usually end with Megumin casting explosion. The AoE damage is enough to finish off the monsters. It also happens to finish off the rest of the party.
Beside me, Megumin leaned back on her chair. She had a satisfied smile on her face.
"Ahh… Explosion magic is the best!"
I ignore her and watch as the 'You Died' graphic unfolded throughout my screen for what must have been the 1000th time since I started partying with her.
"It seems like my character has levelled up. Oh, and upon completion of the quest, our party has received 300,000 credits."
"That's… That's enough credits to pay for today's daily ultra rare gacha summon!"
This fake idol!
"Get your greedy fingers away from the party's funds! If you spend another credit needlessly, I will do something terrible!"
"Yes! Please do so!"
"I'm not talking to you, Darkness."
I am starting to develop the headache that usually forms when I'm around these people.
"I know! If Kazuma gives me these credits then I will give Kazuma real yen! A NEET like Kazuma probably doesn't make any dough, right? This will be very advantageous towards you! So what do you say!"
Aqua was screaming directly into her mic.
"M-Money? Did she say money?"
Megumin sprung from her chair and grabbed my arm. Her lenses caught some light and reflected a luminous scarlet glow.
This girl who normally subsists on rice gruel sprinkled with some salt got excited about the prospect of making some money.
"...The last time Aqua said that, you sent me a less than the amount of money we agreed on over P*ypal!"
"Uwaa~! Um, I promise to do it properly this time! Really! I know! I'll even give the funds to Kazuma directly! What do you say we meet up IRL?"
An offline meeting? Come to think of it, this party has been together for a while now.
"If you underpay this time, I'm taking it out of your hide!"
"Uwaaa, Kazuma is going to make me pay with my body?'
"I...I am also interested in this...offline meeting."
"My Kazuma is not taking it out of anyone's body, but mine!"
And so with that, we discussed the possibility of an offline meeting.
Seriously, though. If Aqua bails on me again, I will roast her so hard on the game's discord server.
Sometime after our discussion…
"Hm? Hasn't Megumin been quiet all this time?"
"Ahh… Megumin! Hnnng!"
"Uwaa! So much! Kazuma, Kazuma! I did it!"
In the privacy of our booth, I gave an explosion to this arch-wizard who loves it so much.
"K...Kazuma….is Megumin misbehaving over there?!"
No, rather, she is being rather obedient.
"You know, she killed us all again right? Kazuma should punish her!"
As I looked down at said girl doing her best to clean my son up, I got a wicked idea.
"Uwa...Kazuma wha?"
I put this team killing loli over my lap!
"All right, you heard them… The team had voted for justice upon this chuuni!"
I heard notable surprise and comotion from the other two.
"Uwaaa, Kazuma, really...here, now?!"
"What are you doing to that poor girl….t….tell me in detail!"
"Megumin, if you need healing after this just tell me!"
...Why are they not more surprised?
"Oi, little girl, have you been telling them about our 'quality time'?"
Oho….
"A….A little...maybe?"
One jailbait spanking, coming right up!
"Officers of the court, I will now carry out the sentence!"
"Wahhh, wait!"
Not a chance!
"I am now pulling her panties down…."
"Why are you narating?!"
"And giving her cute little butt a grope!"
"Fuwaaaaa!"
"OMG Kazuma...this is so…."
Darkness is huffing very hard now, I can hear her.
" , I'll never forget you, go with god into the new world in peace…"
Aqua, I'm not executing her here!
I raised my hand high-
"I'm raising my hand high!"
"Like I said, why are you narrating this?!"
"AAAAND NOW!"
Megumin is shaking in confusion and embarrassment now.
I gave her butt a little slap.
"Eeep!"
What, did you really expect me to punish her? Still….
Smack smack smack!
I started giving her a play spanking but she reacts like it's for real, kicking and bucking over my lap.
"Eh?!, Ah, Eeep, Eh...Eeeeep!'
"K-Kazuma...I..I'll pay, please, I'll…"
"Kazuma, I hope you are using protection!"
Megumin is really squirming now, her red face of shame at being spanked in front of her friends.
"Ahh….k..Kazuma!"
Ehhh?!
I felt something dampen my leg.
My nose is already telling me it's not pee.
M...Megumin...
"…Eh? Did Megumin just…? Um, Megumin, although I am glad that you share my passions, to steal my gimmick like that is kind of…"
Please don't admit that it's just a gimmick.
"Uwaa. If my fans hear that their idol was part of such a shameful event… I have no part in this!"
A notification sound from my discord app alerted me of Aqua's exit.
And I can still hear Darkness panting.
"Kazuma… You brute… Ahh! Nnnnnh!"
On my lap Megumin is still squirming.
"…"
Didn't something kind of amazing just happen?
Part 5
With that amazing event occurring, it took a while for us to make plans for an offline meeting.
It was quite awkward between all of us for a while, after all.
However, with the unique disposition of this party's members, with Aqua's lack of retention abilities, seemingly forgetting about the event altogether, and with Darkness appreciating the occurrence of such an event, more than anything…
A date was set.
"This is my first offline meet-up, so I am quite nervous."
"Rather than saying it's Kazuma's first offline meet-up, it would be more accurate to say that this is the first time Kazuma had any real friends."
"Isn't it the same for Megumin? You are in no position to judge."
The day after the event, Megumin and I went shopping for new clothes to wear.
Megumin had about two outfits in total, a thick sweater for cold temperatures, and a hoodie shirt for warmer temperatures. She had about one skirt and some socks and stockings, and a pair of dirty sneakers.
My situation was even sadder. Aside from my school uniform, my other clothing was a shabby tracksuit.
"I've saved up funds from my part-time work for situations like this. So, Megumin, please go ahead and choose an outfit to your liking."
"Kazuma says that, but I have no clue when it comes to fashion."
"Fear not, for that is why Komekko came along!"
"…" x 2.
Megumin happened to mention to her family that she is going on a shopping date with me. Komekko insisted in coming along and threw a bit of a tantrum when Megumin initially denied her.
I didn't mind when Komekko came along with us for dates and such. I've began to consider her as a little sister I never had. It can be quite inconvenient when I want to have some 'mature' play with Megumin, but it is not as if Komekko insists on coming along for every date. She is a tactful and good girl, really.
And now she is even proving herself very useful!
"First of all, nee-chan and nii-chan shouldn't be shopping in a generic and dull department store like this."
K-Komekko-chan, the sales lady over there looks like her heart broke in two when you said that.
"Kazuma nii-chan doesn't have a lot of money, Komekko. We will have to make do with this store. Ah, this shirt looks quite nice."
Megumin drew a shirt from a bargain bin. The graphic on it said 'keep it 100' and there is a series of smiley face emojis bordering the phrase.
"That won't do! A boyfriend who can't even buy G*cci and V*rsace for their girlfriends aren't worth keeping! Nee-chan is a 10/10 easily! She can nab a 'playah' or a 'shotcallah' and even a 'sugah daddy' if she wants to! Nii-chan needs to step up his game!"
This young girl is saying a lot of dangerous things!
"…I see that mother is corrupting Komekko again with all these ideas."
So it's the madam's fault?!
In the end, I ended up letting this femme fatale in the making convince me.
I'm not sure about G*cci or V*rsace but we went to one of the higher end stores.
"Try this, and this and this!"
"Please… Please practice some moderation."
"That's what cucks say, nii-chan! Do you want to be cucked?! Look at that guy over there eyeing nee-chan like she's a delicious piece of meat! He's already sizing you up and seeing if he can make a play for her!"
"E-Eh?! I'm not like that at all! I work here! It's my job to observe customers! Furthermore, what you said is terrible! Please take that back!"
The poor guy who was accused of all sorts of terrible things was reduced to tears by this little girl.
And really, what is the madam teaching this girl?!
She will be a dangerous woman when she grows up!
An enemy of men!
Finally, Megumin and I decided on our own outfits.
The price wasn't bad and it was something I could afford. Komekko did a good job considering both quality and price.
She did a good job, really.
"…"
But, somehow I feel like the mental scars and trauma aren't worth it.
Part 6
The day of the offline meeting.
We are dressed in our new outfits. I am wearing a grey casual blazer, a neat white t-shirt, and a simple pair of blue jeans. As for my shoes, I decided to wear my usual pair of sneakers, which I cleaned thoroughly the day before.
As for Megumin, she is wearing a simple but cute black dress, a new pair of black stockings, and we splurged a bit on a pair of high-heels.
"These are very uncomfortable and it's very difficult to walk in."
She is latching on to my arm to balance herself. While we are walking like this, we look like all the other couples walking around during the weekend.
"Megumin looks really cute, though. I'd say some discomfort is worth it."
"Kazuma did buy this for me. I'm very happy. Very well, I'll try to get used to it."
It's really strange.
We've already been dating for a while but Megumin still finds all these new ways to make my heart beat.
Soon we reached the rendezvous spot.
Darkness didn't live too far away but Aqua claims that, as an idol, it is rare for her to stay in one place for too long. It is fortunate that her producer allowed her to have the day off… Or so she claims.
Just in case, I did do some research on any idols with the stage name 'Aqua'. I found a somewhat obscure idol who hasn't yet breached the mainstream audience, but has quite a cult following.
The girl I saw in music videos and photoshoots is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life. One with a heavenly voice. I refuse to believe that face and that voice belongs to the arch-priest who goes on a tirade of profanities during difficult raids.
"By the way, did we ever ask for their real names yet?"
Megumin asked while we waited beside a fountain. We are a bit early so we are patiently waiting.
Since Megumin had let my real name slip on a couple of occasions, the others had gotten to calling me Kazuma. Often going 'Kazuma, Kazuma!' repeatedly when they are trying to get my attention.
And Megumin's handle is the same as her real name in the first place.
"I guess we'll find out soon enough."
"…And we received a picture from Darkness but Aqua said something cryptic like 'I want to see your jaws hit the floor when you see my true self'."
We exchanged pictures beforehand so we could easily identify each other even among a crowd. Darkness was a tall looking foreigner. Honestly, I have to admit that she is very beautiful and her body is to my tastes. A blonde foreigner with the body of a supermodel…!
I only got a glimpse of the picture before Megumin deleted the file from my PC.
And like I said, we didn't receive any pictures from Aqua. Ah, not that I mind if she gives me one or not. I could care less.
We waited about ten more minutes, and around the time when we are supposed to meet…
"…Um… Might you be Kazuma-san?"
I heard a clear, elegant voice beside me. I felt a shiver crawl up my spine.
The accent does not belong to a native Japanese but the pronunciation is perfect.
What threw me off was the quality of authority in that voice. It belongs to someone who is used to being treated with respect and deference.
I turned toward the source of this voice.
"!"
Long blonde hair that is immaculately styled. It contrasted well with her flawless skin. She is looking at me warmly with a pair of startling blue eyes. As for her outfit, it must have been G*cci or V*rsace or something or other, as it's glamor and refined quality was beyond my comprehension.
I've seen her in pictures, but seeing the real thing up close is…!
Actually, why is she so close?
She's too close.
"Ahem. I assume you are Darkness? Nice to finally meet you. Darkness is much more beautiful than I have imagined. Now, with that said, please back off my man."
"O-Oh. Sorry."
Megumin quickly intervened, stepping in between Darkness and I.
"It is nice to finally meet Kazuma and Megumin. And instead of calling me Darkness… Um, my real name is…"
For some reason, she started blushing.
"Actually, nevermind my real name! Just call me Darkness, OK? Darkness is fine!"
"...Right."
It was really inconvenient to keep calling her Darkness, but it seemed too cruel to insist when I see her so embarrassed like this, almost to the point of tears.
"Now that, um… Darkness is here, we just have to wait for Aqua."
"...I've been here this whole time."
"!"
I heard Aqua's familiar voice from the person who had been standing beside me from the start!
No, actually, this person was here before Megumin and I even arrived!
"Aqua… Is that you? Why didn't you say anything? And what's with your get up? How did you expect us to find you when you're dressed like that?!"
Aqua, or this person who claims to have that identity, is wearing a large hoodie with the hood over her face. She is also wearing sunglasses over her eyes.
When I look closer at her, she seems really suspicious.
"Keep your voice down! If you say 'Aqua, Aqua!' one of my five million fans will surely notice me!"
I didn't see anything close to 'five million' in the wiki page I visited.
When I think of an idol with that large amount of following, I think instead of the popular upstart idol, Eris.
"Any… Anyways, may I suggest that we head over to our venue? We seem to be attracting some attention…"
A gathering of two beautiful girls will surely attract some eyes. And the suspicious Aqua will also gather some negative attention.
First in our itenary was lunch at a cafe. It would not do to have our new friends eat at the usual burger joint that Megumin and I frequent.
"I will have a greek salad, please."
"I will have a ceasar salad!"
"...I'll have a bowl of steamed rice with some salt sprinkled on top, please."
After viewing the menu, Megumin balked and decided to order something ridiculous.
"Ahaha! That's funny Megumin! Um, she'll have this meal set please, ah, I'll have the same."
The waitress left after I ordered for Megumin and I.
Megumin was sitting beside me and suddenly pulled on my sleeve. She whispered into my ear.
"Kazuma! That set meal alone costs 1500 yen?! That's ridiculous! Do you know how many canned sardines 1500 yen can buy?!"
"We already talked about this! Let's just have fun today and not worry about expenses! It's a rare chance to enjoy ourselves!"
"...Um, is something wrong? I think I heard the word 'expenses'? Ah, Kazuma and Megumin are both students, right? You must both have a tight budget. Don't worry, I will handle the expenses for today's activities."
Darkness said that even though she must be a student herself.
No, if it's this girl who is wearing such a lavish outfit and talks like a real-deal ojou-sama, isn't it alright to leave the expenses to her?
"Really?! Darkness is paying?! Then I want…! Ah, no… But my producer told me that I'm getting fat and need to watch my weight… Wah…"
Can this strange girl drop the whole 'idol' act already?
After lunch we walked around the town in order to show Darkness and Aqua the local sights.
We also took that time to burn and digest our food.
"That is the internet cafe where Kazuma and I often play. I like this location because the booths offer a lot of privacy, plus the owners are nice and give me a discount."
Rather than saying they are 'nice', the owners are lolicons who have a soft spot for Megumin.
Or should I say hard spot?
"That's… That's the place where Megumin and Kazuma often breed like rabbits in heat, huh?! Huff… Huff…"
"Breed?! It's not like we've gotten that far yet!"
Megumin said while blushing and stomping her feet to the ground.
It doesn't sound very convincing if you react so strongly, Megumin!
"Yet?! So there are definitely plans?! As the eldest one of this group, I advice you two not to be too hasty! Nothing good can come from rushing it!"
"Hm? Isn't it better to just hurry up and get rid of one's virginity? It's better to lose it as soon as you have an opportunity rather than wait until you are past the expiration date."
Aqua said while nodding in agreement to her own words.
"As expected of an idol who sacrificed her body in order to make it in the competitive business."
"This… This idol's body is still very much pure! Please don't assume otherwise!"
"Right, and idols don't pee or sweat, for that matter, right? Don't worry. Aqua doesn't need to keep up any pretenses around me."
"Kazuma is so meaaaan~!"
"...Um, going back to an earlier point Aqua raised. What is this 'expiration date'? Like is there a specific age, or…?"
"Oh. Darkness is already way past the cut off point. Don't worry about it."
"That… That can't be true?!"
I expected this first meeting to have a bit of awkwardness.
But, whether it's online, adventuring in a fantasy MMO world, or IRL…
We're still the same bunch of stupid idiots.
Part 7
"...Darkness really did pay for everything. Um, how should I say this. Thank you…"
"If Kazuma who is normally so mean and cruel treats me this way, it's kind of…"
"Ah! Sorry, I made it really embarrassing and awkward, right?"
"...No, it's very disappointing. Please go back to your ruthless self!"
Even when I am actively trying to be sincere, this masochist refuses to accept it.
It is now late in the evening. After a day of exploring the city and engaging in all sorts of normie activities, we are now resting in a park.
Darkness and I are sitting on one bench while Aqua and Megumin are sleeping on the other. The two of them are slouched against each other, Megumin's head lying beside Aqua's shoulder, Aqua's head nuzzling on top of Megumin's head.
It made for a good picture and Darkness and I took many photos as soon as they fell asleep.
"How do I say this… Today has been very fun."
Darkness said as she scrolled through her phone, looking at the various pictures we took throughout the day.
"I didn't know that spending the day with friends, just fooling around, can be this fun."
I couldn't help but smile as I said this.
"I think Kazuma already figured this out, but my family is quite well off. I attend a famous girls school and I'm considered as an esteemed senpai of sorts. The kouhai and even my peers will look on at me with respect. While I embrace my status and the responsibilities that come with it… Fooling around with friends who don't care about all those things… This is also nice."
Darkness smiled as well. She then showed me a picture she had taken of Aqua and I competing in a whack-a-mole game at the arcade. I chuckled at the silly faces we were both making.
"You know, this might seem weird to say… But it feels like, with everyone, Kazuma and everyone… It feels like I've known you all my whole life? Even in the game when I saw Kazuma, Aqua and Megumin for the first time, trying to grind against the low-levelled Giant Toad monsters… I had a feeling of, 'I must join them'. It's very strange."
Now that I think about it, even though I had many moments when I wanted nothing more than to ditch these troublesome party members, I never even came close to doing it.
"Darkness, let's get along from now on."
I held my hand out.
"Yes. I'd like that, Kazuma."
She gripped my hand.
Hold on that grip is too tight!
"Gah! Let go! Let go! Darkness's grip strength is too hard!"
"Maybe it's just Kazuma who is weak?! How can Kazuma say that about a dignified lady like me?!"
"Huh? What's going on? Why is Darkness yelling? ...Is Kazuma making a move on her?!"
Our yelling had stirred the beast from her rest.
After a little bit of commotion, it was finally time for us to part ways.
"I had a lot of fun! Let's do this again!"
As it was already nighttime, Aqua had taken her sunglasses off.
While examining her face…
"Hold it! Is Aqua really that idol I saw online?!"
When she's just standing like this with her face exposed, she really did look like that beautiful idol I saw pictures of online!
After looking around to see if we were alone in the park, Aqua lifted the hood off.
"!" x 3.
We all stared in shock.
She wore the hood again and looked at each of us in turn.
"I told you your jaw will drop."
"If… If only Aqua shuts up for more than ten seconds at a time, then she'd be a top-class beauty wouldn't she?!"
"No… Even if you have that kind of beauty, is the idol business so lax that they will accept an unruly person like this into their ranks?!"
"If you're only going to say mean things to me then take it online! That's where all my haters attack me anyways!"
As expected, a fake idol like this has a lot of haters.
Aqua needed to be pulled away by Darkness, as she was threatening to attack me who refused to believe that this rotten girl is really an idol.
"Good night you two! Try not to stay up all night!"
Darkness left us with a wink. All the while, she is easily pulling along the struggling Aqua.
"...Hmm, this was an interesting day."
As we watched their figures fade into the night, Megumin made this dry commentary.
"But it was fun, wasn't it?"
"Yes, that goes without saying."
She smiled and hugged my arm as she had been doing for most of the day.
She still hasn't gotten used to wearing those high heels.
"Do your feet hurt?"
"Yeah, I think I got some blisters along the way. It was not a good idea, wearing high-heels when we walked around for pretty much the whole day."
I felt a bit guilty since I said words like 'I want to see Megumin wearing those'.
"Well then… Hop on."
I lowered myself down and offered my back to Megumin.
"Is Kazuma really fine with this?"
"Yeah, sure, why not."
She gave me her shoes and then climbed on to my back. I carried her shoes with one hand as I lifted her up with ease. Her body is way too light.
"Bakuretsu, bakuretsu~ La~ La~ La~"
Megumin randomly started singing a tune she would sometimes sing over teamspeak. She does this when she is training her explosion skill.
Somehow, I felt compelled to hum along.
"Bakuretsu, bakuretsu~ La~ La~ La~" x 2.
We sung this strange tune all the way into town.
Part 8
Along the way, it started to rain.
"Wah… Kazuma, run faster!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying!"
The buses stop running at this hour. I thought that walking home would be a long journey, but it wouldn't be an impossible one. However, with the torrential rain, I can't even see what's ahead of me.
"The weather report didn't mention any possibility of rain at all! What's with this!"
"Quick, Kazuma, we need to find shelter!"
I headed over to the nearest family restaurant. But when we went inside, the place was already packed from people who had the same idea.
"I'm sorry… We are full capacity over here."
The manager expressed their sincere regret while turning us away.
We tried other places, but it was the same story. Nobody expected a sudden downpour and was not prepared for it.
"I should have listened to my mother. She told me to bring an umbrella just in case. Ugh…"
Megumin lamented as we stood on the street. The rain was still pouring hard. It was one of those torrents when each droplet hits you with a cold sting.
"This is hopeless… We should find a… A hotel or something."
Megumin said quietly, her lips almost grazing against my ear. The rain was so loud that she needed to almost yell directly into my ear.
"To think that we'd encounter such a cliched scenario…! Going to a love hotel because of the rain!"
"Who says that it has to be a love hotel? Look, there's a normal hotel right over there."
"...Oh."
Well, aside from any obvious lewd purposes, a love hotel tends to be cheaper. But if a normal hotel is right there, then there's no point in going out of our way to seek a love hotel.
We made our way to the lobby. It felt like a bit of a shame scraping our wet feet against the shiny floors. It didn't seem like an incredibly expensive hotel, but it wasn't one of those seedy ones without any standards. So I felt a bit self-conscious.
"Welcome. You are here to seek shelter from the rain, yes? If you would like, you can wait in the lobby before booking a room. If the rain subsides then you won't even have to book a room."
The receptionist said those kind words.
"Ah, but it will be bad if you run out of booked rooms while we're waiting."
"In that case, I will reserve a room for you two."
H-How kind!
And now that I take a closer look, this receptionist lady has a great figure doesn't she?!
She has wavy blonde hair and a bust that doesn't resemble the figure of the typical Japanese girl. She is obviously a foreigner.
I looked at her name tag.
"Thank you very much… um, Luna-san."
"You're welcome!"
First Darkness and now I encounter another beautiful foreigner.
"..."
I can sense the intense glare Megumin is shooting me. Thankfully, she was too tired and cold to make a fuss over it.
There were some other people in the lobby waiting for the rain to die out. The hotel staff was even kind enough to give us all a styrofoam cup filled with hot cocoa.
"Uwaa… I haven't had this in a while…"
Megumin thanked the hotel staff profusely before sipping on her drink.
"I remember when Megumin used to order that from the family restaurant all the time. This was around the time we first met."
She peered at me over the foam cup.
"That brings me back. We've come a long way, haven't we, Kazuma?"
"Yeah. Sometimes it feels like a blur."
"Because it's fun. Every day has been fun. In 80 years we'll probably look back at this moment and say the same thing."
"Megumin expects us to be together even when we're 80, huh?"
"Oh? The crimson bonds between us lasts far longer than that. I'm sorry, but I've claimed Kazuma's soul for all of my future lifetimes!"
"That… That actually sounds kind of cool?! Ah, Megumin, watch the cocoa! You almost spilled it on your dress!"
"Gah!"
We waited for an hour or so but the rain did not slow down. Luna-san approached us and asked if we were still interested in the room.
"Ah, now that the payment is settled, here are your keys…"
I thanked her for everything, grabbed the keys, and made to move towards the elevator.
As we walked away, I heard a loud voice.
"Ah! My dear Luna! Moi has anticipated the manifestation of such a storm and hurried to bring you this umbrella. Please stay safe as you go home after your night shift…"
"T-Thank you very much!"
It seems that Luna-san has quite the considerate significant other. I don't know what's up with his manner of speaking, though.
We made our way up the elevators and found our rooms quite easily. I inserted the key into the lock. My heart is beating as I did so.
Now that I think about it, even if it's not a love hotel…
In fact, isn't there more of a mature feel with this? Love hotels are for horny teenagers. Hotels are for… Are for…
Adults!
"Gulp!"
"Hm? Kazuma, what's wrong. You just stopped at the doorway."
"Ah… Nothing…"
Isn't Megumin way too calm about this? But in her perspective, she is thinking that we are already a couple who has done a lot of naughty things. This much shouldn't be a big deal.
...How innocent and ignorant of you, little girl!
She is assuming that my lust is more than abated with her constant caresses and attention.
But there's still 'that', right?
Sex.
Not the clumsy fondlings we indulged in during the beginning of our relationship. Taking each other's first times, seeing Megumin's hymen blood spill all over my penis. M-maybe even cumming in her little loli pussy at long last.
This girl probably has no idea just how much my mind had dwelt on this, how much importance I place on it. Sure, I've come a long way back on the road to social responsibility, but I'm still not able to 'take care' of Megumin, her family, or any other events that could come down the line…..once we cross it.
I'll graduate before long.
I even have a part time job.
….
But I wouldn't have been able to afford this night as it went without Darkness's generosity.
Establishing a household in this country takes a lot of means…
And that...
Is that where I see this going?
"Kazuma, let's go already!"
Yes.
Yes I do.
"Just looking for agents of the organization...heh."
I cover my musings as I cross the threshold.
"While Kazuma does sound cool right now, I would prefer to hear it while sitting on the bed."
This girl!
She really doesn't get it at all!
Complying to her wishes, I stepped into the room. We were soaking wet so we decided to head to the bath first. Normally, as an advocate for equal rights, I will insist to forego the tradition of 'Lady's first'.
But, as I am considering taking this lady's first, I must treat her gently in all manners of things.
While Megumin went to the bath, I sat on the bed. I felt a mix of emotions varying from anxiousness to excitement.
It's not secret. I want to have sex with Megumin. No, beyond that, I want to live the rest of my life with Megumin.
It's so easy to say those things though when you are rooted in the present. The real world doesn't comply with such wishy-washy sentiments.
We ridiculed Darkness for it earlier, but what she was saying was right. There's no need to rush things.
Sure, a lot of kids our age are probably getting it on without any worries. But we don't have to necessarily follow the crowd.
And when it comes down to do it, based on the stories I heard, sex is not quite what we make it to be. It can be clumsy and painful and awkward. If you are unprepared, that is.
In the middle of my musings, Megumin had already finished with her bath. She came out in a towel. Her damp hair was sticking to her skin, which was flushed red all over.
"It's your turn, Kazuma."
I resumed my ruminations in the bath. I was so anxious that I could not clean myself properly and spent most of the time dazing off.
When I got out, Megumin commented,
"Kazuma was there for a long time."
She is sitting on the bed, still wearing nothing but a towel.
"…Why didn't Megumin put on any clothes?"
"Did you forget? Our clothes are still soaking wet. I placed them by the air conditioner to let them dry out."
The room felt a bit warmer than when we entered it. Megumin must have increased the temperature.
"Why is Kazuma standing there? Why don't you sit with me?"
I gulped and then joined Megumin beside the bed.
There was a bit of a silent stretch.
And then...
"Kazuma. Do you want to have sex?"
"?!"
She came right out with it!
Megumin's expression hasn't even changed. She had taken a hand towel and started patting her hair dry when she asked that shocking question.
I couldn't help but back away from this surprisingly aggressive girl.
"Why is Kazuma so disturbed? Surely you must have had such thoughts as soon as we entered this hotel, right? You were even going on about love hotels earlier."
"But… But protection and our future and…!"
"Oh? In terms of protection, they have some courtesy ones over here. Several, actually."
"That's not the point!"
"Then what is Kazuma trying to say? Doesn't Kazuma want this? With… Me?"
Of course I do damn it!
You think I can say no after you come out of the bath looking like that?! While we're in a place like this?!
…..
I looked into Megumin's eyes. She had taken off her contact lenses. Nonetheless, her eyes still seemed to shine brilliantly.
My gaze shifted down to her long, thin neck and then down to the crevice between her breasts.
"Kazuma… If it's you, I'm more than happy to give you my body, if you want it."
She crept closer. Her hand crept to mine and lapped over it. My eyes gravitated to her glossy lips.
"…780 yen."
"Huh?"
"That's about how much I make per hour at my part-time job right now."
"I don't see how this is relevant."
"Wait, listen. Academically, I've done my best to catch up but now I'm only just in the middle of the pack in terms of exam scores. I took some mock entrance exams at a cram school and I failed to meet the cut off point for any of the famous universities exams. Even though Darkness paid for today's expenses, with the purchase of our new clothes and now the fees of this hotel, I don't even have any yen in my name right now. And now that I think about it, Aqua didn't even give me the money she was supposed to pay me yettttt!"
The reason for the offline gathering was for Aqua to give me the money she owes me. But I had forgotten all about it!
"I think I get what Kazuma is saying. You don't want to get me pregnant because for now the future is still uncertain. But, that's what protection is for. If Kazuma wants, we can even take extra precautions."
"Megumin still doesn't get it."
"What is it, Kazuma? I won't understand if you won't tell me anything?"
She leaned towards me, her face only inches away from mine.
"…Everyone knows that…"
"That…?"
"Everyone knows that virgin sex… deflowering… must end with a creampie!"
"Hah?!"
She had been so close but Megumin quickly recoiled from me. She is looking at me now with an expression off equal parts disgust and confusion.
"If I can't creampie inside the virgin pussy of Megumin and make a cherry creampie then it's just a waste, isn't it?! Using a rubber when you're about to pop the cherry of a girl you like, what's the point of that?! And pulling it out at the last second is worse! What a waste! And I heard that it feels 100x better cumming inside a pussy than when you pull out and finish yourself off outside! No! I refuse! I want to see Megumin at the moment when I am about to pierce her hymen and see that play of emotions on her face. And when I break her hymen I want to feel it directly, not through a rubber, understand?! And I also want to see the reaction on Megumin's face when I unload my hot cum inside her for the first time! When she feels my seed filling up her womb and discovering parts of her body that she didn't even know existed! And forget about taking 'extra precautions' or whatever! Megumin means taking The Pill, right?! No! I refuse! I want Megumin to be saying 'Kazuma give me your baby' for her first time, and mean it! Therefore, what I'm saying is that I can't do all those if I am still an insignificant nobody with zero prospects or assets! So if Megumin can please wait until the future is more certain… That's what I'm saying!"
I collapsed on the bed in exhaustion. I panted hard after finishing that long speech.
Did I really mean what I said?
…Well, maybe some of it.
To be honest, I don't even know why I'm so against having sex. To think that it would be Megumin who would be wanting to have sex, and I'm the one blueballing her!
In any case, I think I conveyed the message I wanted to get across.
I value Megumin to this extent that I'm willing to wait.
That's how much I care for her.
After I caught my breath, I felt Megumin join me on the bed. She laid her head against my outstretched arm. She had laid on her side and she's looking up at me with an intense gaze.
I turned my body as well so that we are facing each other.
"If it's Kazuma who has astounding luck and never loses at rock paper scissors, he could even win the lottery once he's old enough to buy a ticket."
She smiled warmly. Placing her hand on my chest, she traced her fingers up and down between my pectorals.
I took my arm that she wasn't using as a pillow and played with her hair.
"Yeah… And when that happens, I will have an explosion for this chuunibyou."
"I see."
She smiled lovingly.
She drew closer. Her eyes slowly closed as she leaned into my mouth.
"Mnn…"
What started as light pecking advanced into a series of deep, searching kisses.
"Hah… Nn.. Hnn…"
I explored Megumin's warm mouth. The inside of her cheeks, her sweet tongue. Each caress elicited a sweet moan from her.
I drew her closer to me. My hands reached down towards her back but soon glided down towards her tight, supple bum. I gave it a good grope, which made Megumin jolt.
"Hmm!"
She moaned into my mouth. I kept at it with my administrations until my groping made her towel come loose. The fabric slid off her shoulder, giving me a peek at the top half of her cleavage and her smooth bare shoulders.
I hooked a finger at the top of the towel and slowly pulled it apart. It came loose, draping over Megumin's torso, but exposed her upper half. Her firm and perky breasts sprung and jiggled once before settling back into its perfect shape.
I gave one breast a grope. I enjoyed the fleshy resistance and elasticity. There is a tingling warmth from her flesh and I can feel the beating of her heart.
I kept groping and kneading her breasts, switching from one to the other. Then I moved onto her pink nipples. Gently fiddling with it with my thumb and pointer finger.
"Nnn! Kazuma… Hnn!"
I'm only playing with her breasts but she reacts so strongly.
"I'll play with Megumin's pussy now."
"Alright… Kazuma, get your penis out as well. Let's do this together."
Following her request, my towel came down. My erect penis popped out. Megumin looked at it for a second before holding onto it with both hands.
I felt her palms gripping my shaft. My nerves were alight with sensation, making me gasp.
As Megumin was working on me, I removed what was left of the towel covering her. She is now nude before me. Her naked body is as beautiful as all the times I've seen it previously.
My fingers easily found her pussy. I rubbed two fingers along the slit.
"Hnnn… Mnn…"
Awash in pleasure, she closed her eyes. We soon found a rhythm in our mutual masturbation. I rubbed along Megumin's slit until it became wet enough that I could slide a finger in. Meanwhile, she used her hands to twist along my shaft, which is already overflowing with pre-cum.
After a while, I slipped in a second finger. I dug through her tight pussy walls, the fleshy middle part of my fingers sliding against her pussy lips while the tips scraped and dug inside her walls. I explored her slippery, corrugated insides. They twitched and collapsed and re-expanded along with my administrations.
"Kazuma… I'm… Hmmmn…!"
I learned my lesson before not to dig faster as Megumin is cumming. Girls are very sensitive, at least, Megumin is. When she is about to cum I found that it's best if I stop my administrations and let her orgasm cum naturally. Doing anymore or digging in faster to try and bring about the orgasm will only cause discomfort, and sometimes even pain.
"Hmmmn… Nnnnn… Hahhnnn!"
Her eyes shot wide and her lips parted. I felt her whole body stiffen, as if all her muscles were locked. Then the convulsions started. The female orgasm is a sight to see. Rather than the release and climax being restricted to the sexual organs, it seems as if one's whole body is receptive to the orgasmic motions.
Even down to the follicles of her lashes, how they quiver. And her jutting, spastic lower lip. Her pupils dilate once in erratic activity before settling into serene contentment and locking into my own gaze.
We wait for the tension to subside. This is the best part, feeling her body melt as she comes down from her climax.
"It's… It's Kazuma's turn now."
"Very well. I will now use [Drain Touch] on Megumin and give her some mana so she can move even after casting [Explosion]."
"Kazuma has developed a bad habit of speaking in game terms IRL."
To hear such a reprimand from a role player like her.
After Megumin regained her strength, I had her go down on all fours on the mattress. Her bum sticking up, I gave it a little slap.
"…Even with last time… Has Kazuma developed some kind of troublesome fetish?"
If I see such a perfect ass, then of course my first instinct is to slap or grope it.
What doesn't she understand about that?
I don't intend to have sex with Megumin at this time.
But there is also the next best thing.
I placed my cock between her thighs. The top half of my shaft made direct contact with her slit.
She then closed her legs, wrapping her thighs around my cock.
"Kazuma's cock is so hot. Really, it's way too hot! It's burning me!"
I am very turned on after all. Just from feeling Megumin's soft thighs and her still wet pussy on my cock is almost enough to make me go overboard.
Holding onto her bum, squeezing it, I start to move.
My hips thrust as I dig into her fit, firm but soft thighs. Her leaking wetness provides the natural lubricant. Her soft mound squishes against me and my cock head digs against her lips, threatening to penetrate inside.
She's looking behind and watching me thrust in and out of her legs.
Wanting to look into her eyes directly as I plow into her thighs, I ask her to flip over.
She's lying on her back now, looking up at me and I'm over her. I lift her legs up, holding them together, and swing them over my shoulder.
Then I continue my pounding. My pre-cum is mixing with her fluids now. I take one hand and play with her breasts while I pound and stare directly into her eyes.
She's feeling it with my shaft scraping against her slit. She's moaning and squirming against me, which causes her thighs to twitch and fidget and create even more friction for my cock.
I want us to cum together but she's still in the beginning stages of building up her orgasm and I'm already pretty close.
While girls don't need extra intervention when they are about to cum, that is not the case for guys.
I began speeding up, really digging in there. My hips smack against her bum, my cock trying to feel as much of her thighs and her slit.
I feel my orgasm build and build. Megumin senses this and urges me on.
"Kazuma… That's right… Cum for me, Kazuma…"
She gives me a gentle smile while reaching out with her hands and holding my face.
A surge of pleasure spikes within my shaft and then it expands out violently into a release.
"Hah… Megumin! Hnnnnng!"
The first initial spurt lasted long in duration and creates a thick trail of semen starting from Megumin's stomach to the crevice between her breasts.
The following spurts where shorter but felt more intense as each came in explosive bursts that made my balls ache with every shot.
"Hah… Ah… Gah…!"
They landed around the first linear shot into splattering pools of clear ejaculate.
Exhaustion overcame me and I had to shift my fall so I wouldn't land smack dab on top of Megumin.
I fell beside her as we both tried to catch our breath.
"Hah… hah… Do you want me to finish you off, Megumin?"
"Hah… Maybe… hah… Maybe later but let's just rest for a bit right now."
We settled into cuddling one another. Our bodies felt sticky and we both smelled of sex.
"Maybe we need another bath."
"…It would be more efficient to take a bath together."
"Why can't Megumin be honest for once. 'Please Kazuma, I want to take a bath with you'. Come on, just say it!"
"Kazuma really doesn't know when to stop with his insensitivity."
After taking a bath, I made the same offer to finish Megumin off or maybe even do some more.
But by then she was already getting droopy eyed.
Our clothes weren't dry yet so we slid under the bed sheets naked.
"Kazuma…"
In the darkness, I can still make out Megumin's beautiful features.
"…Yes?"
"You mentioned something earlier… um…"
She ducked her head and seemed to be hesitating over something.
"I may have said all those things like giving Megumin a baby… Um, but that stuff can wait until the future. Megumin doesn't have to worry about that now."
I assumed that this is what she's worrying about, however…
"...My parents will surely notice that I never came back."
"A-Ah…"
Somehow we forgot all about that.
Even though we didn't go all the way, those parents of Megumin will surely assume all sorts of things.
"...Is it still raining outside, Kazuma?"
"Y-Yeah…"
We can't walk home at this rate.
P-perhaps seeing their reaction will count as a dry run?
How will I be welcomed?
Somewhere between 'congratulations' and 'death threats'...At least where her father is concerned. My own parents expected far worse of me before, so I don't expect anything more than a raised eyebrow or two.
Though, It's probably about time I stopped being oblique and introduce Megumin to them properly anyhow.
My brother just assumes I'm making up the whole 'girlfriend' thing anyway!
And so, Megumin and I kept each other up the whole night.
No, we weren't doing anything naughty.
We couldn't sleep as we panicked over the disaster awaiting us tomorrow.
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a/n: Just giving a little shout out to my proofreaders for this chapter, LordVTP and MasterSenpai. Check out their works on this website: Archaic Records of this Bastard Goddess written by LordVTP and Uranophane and Konosuba: A Rogue's Misadventures by MasterSenpai.
-BB