Chapter 10
Naruto traveled with Jiraiya, bouncing from place to place and Naruto having to drag Jiraiya away from the hot springs after he got the shit beaten out of him by pissed off females. Naruto had taken to calling Jiraiya by the affectionate title of Pervert, while he wanted Naruto to call him Jiraiya, which Naruto would continue calling him Pervert.
Soon the pair split up as a girl flirted with Jiraiya leading him to brush off Naruto who shook his head and made his way to the hotel, while two men in black cloaks with red clouds on them were watching him from a distance.
Naruto arrived at the hotel room, clocked in, went into his destined bedroom and laid on his bed and soon the sound of knocking on the door sounded out the minute he was going to sleep.
"Naruto..." Kyuubi said
'I know, Kyuubi, I know...' Naruto thought back
He then walked towards the door, opened it and saw two men, the shorter one had red eyes with commas in them and the taller one had a sword nearly the same size he was and his skin was blue with bloodshot eyes.
The three ninjas stared at each other for a while until Naruto broke the silence and said, "Look, I don't know who you are, but I don't care. I'm not interested in what you are selling, please go home."
And with that Naruto shut the door with a firm slam.
Kisame looks at his partner and said, "Did that just happen?"
Itachi sighed and said, "Apparently, bust down the door."
The shark-like man smirked and was prepared to ram down the door until Itachi pulled him away and a blast of chakra enhanced wind destroyed where they just were standing moments ago.
Naruto walked into the hallway to see the two men down the hall, a few feet away from where the attack destroyed the opposite wall.
Kisame whistled at the destruction while Itachi was thinking that this was not the energetic blond that he watched over when he was still in the ABNU. This one was too cold and focused, along with his eyes. They are much darker than when he left.
'So, what happened while I was away to change the blonde like this...' He thought to himself
"Itachi Uchiha, slaughterer of the Uchiha clan and Kisame Hoshigaki, the monster of the Hidden Mist," Naruto said, in monotone
"So, the little brat, knows our names," Kisame said, intrigued
Itachi said, "Naruto-kun, please come with us."
"Sorry, Itachi, but I can't do that," Naruto shook his head
"Then can I cut off his legs, Itachi? He won't need them," Kisame grinned
Itachi just glanced at him from the corner of his eye until someone interrupted their meeting.
"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled, arriving panting at the scene, glaring at his brother with so much hate.
Kisame smirked, "My Itachi a reunion?"
Naruto snorted, 'Tch, fucking bastard has the worst timing.'
"Little brother," Itachi said in monotone
"I have been strengthening my hate for this day and I will finally kill you!" He snarled, covering his entire hand in lightning.
He dragged his arm through the wall, destroying it, so he could land a hit on Itachi, however, the elder man easily caught Sasuke's wrist, breaking it, disabling the lightning jutsu.
Itachi then slammed him against the wall with spider cracks surrounding Sasuke's body, "You are still too weak, little brother. Not enough hate."
However, before Itachi could do anything, Naruto decides to infer, causing Itachi to drop Sasuke and dodged Kisame's strike with his massive sword. Naruto rushed towards Sasuke, grabbing him by his hair and made to escape through the wall.
"Dobe, let me go!" Sasuke snarled, trying to pry Naruto's ironclad grip out of his hair.
Naruto didn't bother responding and ran to get as much space as he could between the two S-ranked ninjas and himself. However, that plan was futile...
The two S-ranked missing ninjas stood in front of him, Kisame with an interested and amused look while Itachi still had his emotionless face on.
"Dobe, you better let me go or else-!" Sasuke said, renewing his struggling after seeing his brother in front of him.
Naruto smashed a knee into Sasuke's chest making him cough and hack, "Shut it, Uchiha! This is not the time for you pinning after your brother's ass! Your brother is an S-ranked missing ninja who slaughtered his entire clan and you in pathetic arrogance decided to attack him with a frontal attack of an assassination jutsu that should only be used on a restrained target."
Kisame whistled before laughing, "Your brother is getting his ass put on a plate, Itachi..."
Itachi simply closed his eyes and silently sighed at Sasuke's behavior.
Sasuke finally wrenched himself free of Naruto's grip, sending a scalding glare towards the blonde who returned it with his own cold gaze.
"Stay the hell out of my way, dobe." Sasuke snarled, glaring him before focusing on Itachi
"Is dobe all you can say?!" Naruto snapped before moving out of the way of Kisame's sword strike.
"Enough talking kid. Now you have to entertain me for a while...if you can last long enough."
Naruto snarled and put himself into a taijutsu position as he allowed his chakra to flow out as Sasuke faced to his older brother.
Kisame swings his sword bringing it down on the tiled roof with a smashing force that made pieces of tile fly everywhere.
However, a blood-curdling scream came from Sasuke and it was Itachi holding his younger brother by his broken wrist and he just finished using his bloodline technique called, Tsukuyomi on him, making him relive the slaughter of his clan.
Itachi threw Sasuke away to which he landed on the hard ground below them and focused his attention on the armed Kyuubi container, but before the two Akatsuki members to fight to capture Naruto, Jiraiya enters the fray.
"The great Jiraiya has arrived!" He screamed, standing between the two Akatsuki members and Naruto.
"Pervert, what took you so long?" Naruto said, plainly, nearly causing the toad sage to face fault.
"Let's us go, Kisame," Itachi said, before disappearing with the disappointed missing Mist ninja in tow, leaving Naruto and Jiraiya alone on the rooftops.
"Like I said, wh-" "Dynamic Entry!" A scream shouted to the heavens
Jiraiya was then kicked off the roof and Guy is standing tall and proud and Naruto could only slightly smile at and say, "Eight of ten, Guy-san. However, you can make better progress by aiming at pain spots of either the throat or the center of the forehead," He said, clapping his hands
Guy looked at the downed sannin and then looked at Naruto said, "I messed up, haven't I?" He said, scratching his head
Naruto nodded his head and soon Jiraiya was back up again and conversed with Guy who he first berated him for kicking him while Guy defended that he used the glint from his ninja headband to direct his kick. Guy then took Sasuke back to Konoha and Naruto shook his head at Sasuke's stubbornness.
Jiraiya told him that he found Tsunade and they made their way to the bar.
[Bar]
Tsunade was with her apprentice Shizune with her pig Ton-ton eating dinner and Jiraiya walks towards their table with Naruto in tow.
"Jiraiya... why are you here?" Tsunade said as Jiraiya and Naruto scooted into the booth
"We are here because we need you to become the Fifth Hokage of Leaves," Jiraiya stated
"Not happening..." She stated firmly
"Tsunade, come on,' He said
"No," Tsunade said, about to leave, before Naruto cut in.
"Can you at least visit the Old man?" Naruto said, causing her to stop in her tracks
"Old man?" Shizune asked
"The 3rd Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi."
"Tsunade...He's on his last leg from protecting the village by using a jutsu that shredded Orochimaru's arms," Jiraiya said
"The village still stands?" Shizune asked
"Yes, it still stands," Naruto replied
She shook her head and said, "No, I won't go back."
"Tsunade, you have to. It's your home, you have to protect it." He begged
"Jiraiya, I will not do it. Being Hokage is a fool's dream and everyone who aimed for that dream is dead and that...damn village took all of my family away from me and you expect me to come back and lead it? No way in hell," She spat
Jiraiya was trying to convince her, but Tsunade wouldn't hear any of it, but then her eyes caught Naruto's. They looked cold and dead-looking and it ran shudders down her spine.
Naruto just shook his head and said, "Pervert, scoot over. The mission is a failure."
"Naruto..." Jiraiya said
"No, Pervert. It seems that Danzo will be the Hokage this time considering that the prime candidate is too chicken to go on the stand."
"Who the fuck are you calling a chicken, brat?" Tsunade said, moving until she was nose to nose with the younger boy who looks back at her with unflinching eyes.
"I am because all I see is a pathetic, pale imitation of a woman that used to crumble mountains and the one woman who destroyed the common stereotype of a woman couldn't be stronger than a man... That and the person who I thought was my godmother," He trailed off in a whisper, which she heard causing her to freeze in place.
Naruto turns to Jiraiya and said, "Pervert, I will be at the hotel to pack my things."
He moves away from the table and Tsunade stood up to run towards the boy yelling for him to wait, but he flashed away before she could grab him. Tsunade turns back and sits back down in the booth as Jiraiya swallows down a shot of sake as she glares at him for an explanation.
He sighed and said, "I know, I know you want to know, but I don't."
"You don't know? What the hell was going on with him? And...is he really?" Tsunade trailed off
A sharp nod from Jiraiya gave her the answer, "Dammit Jiraiya why didn't you tell me?!" She yelled, slamming her fist on the table.
"Did you really think you could have raised a baby in your condition? You went drinking and gambling nearly every day for six years after that day!" He snapped back, not in the mood to play the blame game
"And what about you?" Tsunade said, still miffed
"I had my spy network to run and I couldn't take care of him without a bunch of red flags popping all over the elemental nations and people questioning why I have a baby who looks like you-know-who," He said, sadly
Tsunade sighed and she looked like she was going to be ill and Jiraiya stood up and said, "You don't have to come back, I won't make you. However, if you join up with Orochimaru, I swear to Kami I will end you," He finished darkly, causing her to gulp
He then left the bar, leaving Tsunade alone with her thoughts with Shizune at her side. She touched her teacher's arm but Tsunade just shook her head.
Tsunade paid for her meal and told Shizune to go to Jiraiya's hotel as she grabbed the sake bottle. As she walked outside and looked at the sky and then down at the bottle in her hand and for the first time in a long time, she dumped the rest of her half-empty bottle of sake on the ground and threw away the bottle.
She then went on a walk, letting her feet take her away until she found Naruto meditating underneath the shadow of a tree.
"Tsunade, I know you are there, come out," He said, not moving from his spot.
She stands a few feet away from him and he asks a simple question.
"Why didn't you come for me?" He asked, not opening his eyes
"I was told you were dead..." She said, softly
"That's it...?" Naruto said, plainly
"No, I saw your dead, unmoving corpse and everything, I truly thought you were dead and I tried every healing spell that I knew and you wouldn't wake up and I just couldn't take it anymore and I left the village when they confirmed your death."
'Kyuubi...'
"She's not lying, her heart is still normal and I can feel genuine sadness. She's telling the truth."
Naruto nodded in acceptance of her answer as she took a seat in front of him.
"Other than Hiruzen, what else has been going on in the Leaf Village?"
Naruto looked up and said, "Kushina is alive..."
"Your mother is alive!" Tsunade said, shocked out of her wits
Naruto snarled and a tree sideways from them, exploded into ashes and flames licked at the remains, shocking the slug sannin.
"That bitch is not my mother..." He spat out with pure venom
Tsunade was shocked, but before she could defend the woman she thought as a daughter, Naruto crossed the few feet between him and her and said, "I'm going to show you what she did to me and when it is finished. You tell me if you can still think of her as a mother after that."
Naruto placed his fingers at her temples and said, "Memory hell-viewing technique!" before everything surrounding Tsunade faded to black.
Okame: Sasuke confronts his Brother [Bleach Version] Charrolatte Chuhlhourne
"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled, arriving panting at the scene, glaring at his brother so full of hate
Kisame smirked, "My Itachi a reunion?"
Naruto snorted, 'Tch, fucking bastard has the worst timing.'
"Little brother," Itachi said in monotone
"I have been strengthening my hate for this day and I will finally kill you!" He snarled
"This special technique will finally end you..." Sasuke said, pulling out a sword from behind his back.
Sasuke held it with two hands and said, "Sparkle, Queen of Roses!"
A plume of smoke appeared, covering the entire hallway as Naruto blew the smoke away from his face and when the smoke cleared, Naruto had to bite his tongue to keep his jaw from hitting the floor. Kyuubi who was watching from behind his eyes was choking and spluttering inside his head.
Itachi's eyes were popping out of his skull and Kisame was one minute away from laughing his ass to death.
Sasuke. Fucking. Uchiha. was wearing a white crop top with extended wing-like shoulder pads and a short pink cape attached to the back. He has white underwear with extended wings at the hips and a pink flowing mini skirt. He has large, white, disk-like bracelets on his ankles and wrists, and he wears heeled shoes. His pubic hair is replaced by a pink heart outline with a smaller heart above it, and he completes the outfit with a tiara with horns.
Kisame couldn't it hold it in anymore and fell on the floor with cackling laughter and Kyuubi followed soon afterward, laughing inside her seal.
Naruto let out a shuddering breath that sounded like a laugh while Itachi slowly shook his head and wondered if he could just put his clan out of his misery and just kill him and himself for the shame.
Naruto interrupted his train of thought by saying, "Dammit, Sasuke. Did Orochimaru having your black cherry fuck you up so badly?"
Causing Sasuke to blush and then to glare at Naruto who shrugged his shoulders and wanted to watch how the scene played out between brothers and so he leaned against the doorway waiting for the first brother to attack.
'Oh, that how it got to this point...*inward shudder* at least it wasn't Danzo. I would tear his head off myself if he was "taught" by Danzo,' Itachi sighed
"Shut up, dobe. With this power, I can finally kill Itachi."
"Sasuke, apparently we need to have that talk we missed when I found you messing around in mother's clothes and makeup," Itachi said, softly as he cracked his knuckles and his killing intent leaking out slowly.
Sasuke put his hands in a heart shape and yelled out, "Beautiful Sasuke Uchiha's Final Holy Wonderful Pretty Super Magnum Sexy Sexy Glamourous Cero!"
A pink heart-shaped blast came from Sasuke's hands causing Itachi and Naruto to move away from the attack, but Kisame was too slow and he was caught in the attack.
When the attack finished, Kisame was baked to hell and Naruto whistled at Sasuke's fired attack.
"Not bad, Uchiha," Naruto said, looking at the baked remains of the missing Mist ninja.
Itachi on the other hand, went to have that talk with his brother, ergo beating the shit out of him and then forcing him through the Tsukuyomi and then had to flee when Jiraiya arrived taking the charred remains of his partner with him, leaving the smell of baked fish in the hallway.
"Naruto?"
"What is it, Pervert?"
"Why is the hallway destroyed and smell like baked fish?"
"Itachi and his partner came to kidnap me, but Sasuke in his infinite wisdom decided to blast a pink attack that destroyed the hallway and baked one of the attackers to hell," Naruto said, pointing at the downed Uchiha.
"Okay, now-" "Dynamic Entry!" A voice shouted to the heavens
It was Guy in all of his green spandex glory who kicked Jiraiya out of the hotel and that made Naruto laugh along with Kyuubi who was now wheezing from so much laughing.
Ending the chapter! I am ending the chapter! The next chapter will be about flashbacks! Also, I thank people who reviewed and also to the guest, Naruto will never ever forgive Kushina and the Uzumakis for what they did to him. I had this okame in my head for so long. I may rewrite in the future if I have the desire to make it better. Also, to 'TheSoeskid' Rika will get her backstory later, but right now I am focusing on Naruto and you will see you her history entwined with his. The next chapter will be about flashbacks of Naruto. See you all later!
~Kourtney Uzu Yato