Chapter 13
'My, how interesting...' Naruto thought, looking at the staredown between the three sannin.
'Naruto~...' Kyuubi said
'Yes, yes, I know,' He thought back to his companion before biting into his hand and slamming his palm into the ground and making his own summon, enveloping himself in smoke and what stood before the three boss summons was something that made them feel fear run down their spines.
"Kyuubi..." Gamabunta said
"Hey, you tadpole...I see you still have the scar from so long ago." Kyuubi said with a smirk.
"Naruto?" Tsunade said, looking at the boy who was standing on the head of the demon that nearly destroyed Konoha.
"Orochimaru! You didn't tell me you were facing the Kyuubi! You will serve me many sacrifices for this!" Manda snapped
"Of course, Manda," Orochimaru replied in a silky tone
'This isn't good. If Manda finds out that Orochimaru cannot use his hands he will easily turn on us,' Kabuto thought with slight worry over this upcoming battle.
Kyuubi & Slug Boss Summon & Toad Boss Summon vs. Snake Boss Summon, who will win?
[Present]
Naruto, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru were having the staredown of the century.
Naruto was standing on the Kyuubi's head, the nine-tailed fox was smirking at the snake and toad summons as her tails waved excited behind her.
Tsunade was standing on her own personal summon, Katsuyu still a bit in awe at her godson summoning the damn Kyuubi.
'Damn, talk about having a literal ace up your sleeve...' Tsunade thought as she glanced at her godson once more, before turning her attention to Orochimaru.
Jiraiya had to rely on all his ninja experience to not have his mouth drop to the ground as he stared at Naruto standing on top of the nine-tailed fox that nearly destroyed Konoha.
'Naruto... how can you summon the Kyuubi of all things?' Jiraiya asked himself as Gamabunta wasn't that far away from his train of thought.
Orochimaru glared at the boy who has been shown to be more than a pain in his side since the chunin exams and he needed to be either eliminated or on his side as both his summon and Kabuto glared at the cold-eyed genin.
"Well what you know, my new snakeskin wallet has arrived," Gamabunta snarked, blowing a puff of smoke into Manda's face
"How dare you disrespect me, you dirty, rotten toad!" Manda hissed in displeasure
"The sannin end today, Orochimaru, you will die today," Tsunade yelled, towards the cocky sannin
"Let's get this started, Tsunade," Jiraiya yelled, his hands flipping through hand signs.
Orochimaru said nothing, but a smirk on his face as he looked at his ex-comrades.
Naruto mentally told his companion, "Let's get this party started, Kyu."
Kyuubi let out an even larger smirk that caused all three boss summons to be put on edge as the Kyuubi smacked her tails down on the ground causing a thunderous earthquake, forcing the battle to begin.
Manda struck first, avoiding Gamabunta's strike with his dagger as he wrapped his body around Katsuyu, tightening around her in an unrelenting chock hold, causing Tsunade to yell out, "Katsuyu!"
However, the massive slug then split into many smaller slugs, escaping from Manda's hold to reform entirely, causing both the Kyuubi and Naruto to raise an eyebrow in interest.
Kyuubi then entered the battle, smacking Manda away from Katsuyu with one of her tails, but that caused Gamabunta's sword to be tossed away, just slightly out of his reach. Manda hissed and bared his fangs at the large fox and charged at the Nine-Tailed fox, but the Kyuubi wrapped two tails around Manda, halting its' charge.
Tsunade seeing an opportunity grabbed Gamabunta's knife and stabbed it into Manda's head who responded with a loud roar of his displeasure and pain.
[Orochimaru vs Jiraiya]
Jiraiya and Orochimaru attacked each other, the snake sannin with his unique sword while Jiraiya attacked with kunai.
Orochimaru tried to bite Jiraiya using his long-neck technique to reach him, but Jiraiya used his Wild Lion's Mane technique to protect himself, making Orochimaru unable to bite him as he righted his neck to its usual position.
"Still the annoying dobe who can't do anything, aren't you, Jiraiya?" Orochimaru said
"Maybe, but this dobe will finally end you for all the suffering you caused," Jiraiya said
"Hmph," Orochimaru snarked, before slowly tearing off his face and a beautiful female's face appeared
"Huh?" Jiraiya said, starting at the beautiful woman's face, before freaking out
"No! I am not gay! How can you have such a beautiful face! No, that sounds horrible! I might cry!" Jiraiya yelled, before hacking thinking he was going to puke.
Orochimaru could only have a large sweatdrop appear behind his head, before punching Jiraiya in the face, making him stop his blubbering.
"Idiot, I completed my jutsu, I have obtained immortal life!" Orochimaru said, before being punched by Jiraiya, who growled at him as Orochimaru returned to his male face.
"Damn. Now you are even creepier than before and you are a pedophile that goes after little boys," Jiraiya said, turning green.
"I am not a pedophile!" Orochimaru snapped
"Sure~, you aren't. Don't worry, there are many psychiatrists that can help you with your issues," Jiraiya smiled
Orochimaru then nearly stabbed him with his sword of Kusanagi, but Jiraiya avoided the strike and tried to land a snap kick towards Orochimaru which he avoided and the fight continued.
[Kabuto vs. Shizune]
Kabuto and Shizune fight against each other, Kabuto with his curved kunai and Shizune with her senbons. Shizune had several senbons were drenched with different types of potions and concoctions that ranged from immediate incapacitation to instant death.
"Not bad..." Kabuto said, before charging at Shizune.
Shizune flipped through several hand signs and called out one of her secret attacks, "Super Ham Attack!"
The stupidity of the name caused Kabuto to stop in shock, which gave Shizune enough time to use Tonton as a projectile which hit the ninja of Orochimaru in the face causing him to be thrown back a few feet.
"What the hell?!" He yelled as he clutched his face in shock of having a small pig tossed at his face.
Kabuto then went to attack once again and she called out, "Super Ham Meat Barrage!"
Poor Kabuto was then was smacked with multiple clones of Tonton, squealing in anger at all sides, burying him in a mountain of pigs for a short couple of seconds, before disappearing in a poof of smoke.
Kabuto then kept his distance not wanting to be hit with any other version of that stupid pig-based attack.
Manda roared, "Dammit, I won't be able to eat solid food for three months because of this! Orochimaru! Don't you dare summon me or else I will have you killed!" With the massive snake, saying his piece, he then left the battle, poofing back into his cave to heal.
Orochimaru glared, knowing that Manda was going to be a pain for the next several months because of his injury and he kicked Jiraiya away from him as he had to defend himself against Tsunade's brutal punches, taking several to the face as she punching him towards Gamabunta's large dagger.
The snake sannin righted himself at the last second, but Tsunade appeared behind him and kicked him into the ground and then used one of her signature attacks, "Heaven's kick of pain!"
The kick landed directly on his stomach, causing him to puke up blood and bile as he felt his stomach was destroyed as the power of her kick caused a crater to form underneath him. He used the rubble and dust that her technique caused to shed his skin, avoiding Katsuyu's sticky tongue tooth acid that ate away at the ground he had just been standing on and he avoided being roasted from Jiraiya's Toad Oil Bomb. But he was unable to avoid being caught by the Kyuubi's tail, ripping his body in half.
Orochimaru used his snakes to fix his body making it whole once more, much to the disgust of both Tsunade and Jiraiya. Kabuto then appeared next to the snake sannin, avoiding another round of Shizune's needles.
The snake sannin glared at all his attackers as they stood before him, glaring at him in return. Orochimaru then started to disappear into the ground.
He smirked at them saying, "Shame on you, Tsunade, giving up the chance to meet your loved ones~."
Tsunade snarled, "They would be ashamed of me if I believed that you could bring them back to life for me. They would be nothing more than cheap knockoffs."
"Regardless, I have many ways, I will get my arms back and then I will destroy Konoha and you...Naruto Uzumaki will be the first of many to be killed."
"Get in line, Pedomaru. There are many who already want me dead and they have tried and failed, your threats make no difference," Naruto said
Orochimaru finally disappeared with Kabuto in tow, his eyes completely on Naruto before being swallowed into the ground below him.
The two sannin and Naruto stood silently waiting until they were sure Orochimaru was no longer among them and they slightly relaxed their stance.
Tsunade and Jiraiya called off their summons.
Katsuyu replied, "Milady, until we meet again," before disappearing back into her realm.
Gamabunta, grabbing his dagger and said, "Brat, next time we meet each other will have a drink, you hear?"
"Sure," Naruto shrugged to which the massive toad nodded and then disappeared.
The Kyuubi then returned back into her seal on Naruto's stomach to rest and Naruto landed safely on the ground.
Jiraiya looked like he wanted to have a long talk with him about his skills and how he was able to summon the Kyuubi, but Naruto ignored the toad sannin's inquisitive look and said, "I need to borrow Tsunade."
"What for?" Jiraiya and Shizune asked
"My own reasons..." Naruto said, before disappearing with Tsunade in tow, leaving Shizune and Jiraiya alone.
"Dammit, Naruto, get back here!" Jiraiya yelled before taking off in a burst of speed with Shizune right behind him carrying Tonton.
The two searched the town, minus Jiraiya being delayed for peeking on women and Shizune having to heal him from getting the shit kicked out of him from pissed off females, the pair then search for the missing two at the last gambling den Jiraiya and Shizune hadn't checked.
The missing two could be seen sitting together among a crowd of women surrounding Naruto as he won machine after machine after machine, cleaning out the gambling den and left Tsunade with enough money to pay off all her gambling debts with money to spare, making her extremely happy.
Shizune had her mouth on the ground in shock and then fell into a dead faint as Jiraiya was staring at Naruto, being surrounded and caressed by many beautiful women, including Tsunade, he felt very emotionally conflicted.
He couldn't decide whether to be proud of Minato's son for being such a babe magnet, cry because Naruto had so many beautiful women surrounding him, or perverted as his mind came up ten story plotlines from the jealousy-inspiring scene alone.
The next day, the group then left Tanzaku Quarters for Konoha, taking their time as Naruto wanted to spend a bit of time with Hinata and Rika, unaware that things in Konoha were different and he would not like it...not one bit.
[Konoha Gate]
Naruto, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune, and Tonton appear over the horizon and the eternal gate guards, Izumo and Kotetsu are the first to greet them.
"Hey, Naruto!" Izumo said, running up the blonde genin
"Izumo, Kotetsu, how are you guys?" Naruto said, letting out a slight smile
"Fine, but you wouldn't believe what happened while you were away!" Izumo said, staring at Naruto
"Wha-" "Naruto, hurry up, we need to meet with the Hokage!" Jiraiya said, interrupting their conversation
"I'll find out later, bye guys," Naruto said, leaving the two as the group entered the village
"How much do you want to bet he will rip off the head of the next person who irritates him?"
"Don't play that shit with me, man. Not even Tsunade would take that bet, it's too easy."
[Townsquare]
Naruto was walking beside Tsunade with Shizune between himself and Jiraiya carrying Tonton near her chest as she took in Konoha's sights as Naruto looked straight ahead, ignoring the whispers of people, but was on edge due to the lack of glares or muttered curses of demon brat and how he should have died.
Instead, he received looks of awe, respect, disbelief, confusion, or sadness with the occasion hint of pity, making him fight to hide a growl that welled up deep from within his chest.
'What the hell is going on here?' Naruto asked himself as he avoided looking at the villagers.
Tsunade then cuts the awkward silence between the group and says, "I need to go to the hospital, Naruto I will have Shizune call you back we are going to meet Hiruzen, alright?"
Naruto nodded, "Got it."
The blonde biju holder flashed away to his favorite restaurant, Ichiraku Ramen, where Ayame was manning the counter and she welcomed with a rib-crushing hug.
After Naruto was able to release himself from Ayame's death grip, he asked for a bowl of ramen and asked, "What is going on, Ayame? Why are the civilians acting the way they are?"
Ayame stopped wiping down the counter and slowly turned towards Naruto with a frown and said, "They know."
Naruto's chopsticks snapped in two in his grip as he growled, his blue eyes turning red in anger.
"What? How?" Naruto gritted out
"Apparently, Kushina came to Konoha of her own violation and she confessed her sins to Hokage-sama, who didn't take the news very well as he beat her up very badly using his bo-staff."
"I see. Where is she?" He asked
"I don't know, but I don't care. Dad and I told her to never show her face around here again, because of what she did to you, I nearly hit her with my frying pan if it wasn't for my dad, even then he wanted to throw a bunch of knives at her and nearly took out an eye when he tossed a knife at her to make his point."
"Good old, Teuchi..." Naruto smiled
"Of course, anything for my favorite customer and you are practically a son to me. Anyone who could do that to a child has no business here in my restaurant and I don't care if even God wishes for her to enter, she won't," Teuchi said, coming from the back, a serious look on his face.
Naruto smiled and ordered three bowls of ramen to start off as he asked about what else he had missed, besides Kushina's return to Konoha.
[Konoha's Hospital]
Tsunade arrived at the hospital with Shizune in tow as Jiraiya went to take one last peep at the hot springs before going to meet Hiruzen.
She goes to the front desk and the nurse stationed there stood up and bowed saying, "Tsunade-sama!"
Several other doctors and nurses who heard the woman shouted, repeated her actions, "Tsunade-sama!"
Said woman ignored the bows and said, "What rooms were Sasuke Uchiha and Kakashi Hakate residing in?"
"Oh, yes! Sasuke Uchiha and Kakashi Hakate are stationed in the same room and it is on 357 on the third floor."
Tsunade nodded at her and made her way up to the third floor and passed several rooms leading up to where her new patients were stationed.
She opened the door and walked inside, dismissing the nurse stationed in the room and made her way towards Kakashi first and healed him, causing him to wake up with a start.
He looked around the room and saw Tsunade staring down at him, the look on her face was nothing short of blank, making him wonder what he did he do to upset her or if she was going to punch him out the hospital room.
Tsunade then turned away from him and focused on Sasuke who awoke with a groan of pain as he felt the bright light of the room blind his eyes before his mind recalled what happened to him before he was placed into his coma.
"Itachi!" He yelled
Tsunade rolled her eyes as she recalled what Naruto said about his unfortunate teammate, 'He really needs to move on with his life...'
The room door is then opened by Asuma, Kurenai, and Guy with Sakura and Ino gushing that their Sasuke-kun was awake and ran towards him to squeeze them and would have played tug-a-war with Sasuke as the rope if not for Tsunade in the room.
Asuma lightly coughed, catching Tsunade's attention.
"Yes?" She said
"My old man wants to meet you and to bring Jiraiya-sama and Naruto with you," He replied
Tsunade nodded and turned towards Shizune who shunshined away to get Naruto, already knowing where he would be and then to get Jiraiya who was at the hot springs.
[Ramen Stand]
Shizune arrived at the ramen stand and found Naruto finishing his sixteenth bowl of ramen, much to her dismay and slight awe.
"I will never understand how you can eat so much and not get fat," Shizune said in exasperation
"Secret trick of the Yato clan," Naruto smiled
"Of course, are you finished?" She asked
Naruto said, "For now, Teuchi, I'll be back! Later Ayame!"
"Bye, Naruto!" Ayame said
"See you later, Naruto!" Teuchi called from the back
Naruto placed a wad of bills on the counter and made to walk with Shizune who told him that had to pick up Jiraiya.
The young genin groaned and said, "He's there, isn't he?"
Shizune slightly nodded and Naruto sent a clone to do his dirty work for him.
"Why did you summon a clone?" She asked
A large smile from Naruto was her answer and she wasn't sure on whether she wanted him to explain his actions.
[Hot Springs]
The Naruto clone arrived silently at the hot springs, in his sights was his target, pervertedly giggling and he flipped through hand signs and made his signature sexy-no-jutsu coupled with a hedge turning him into a buxom woman with silver hair, green eyes, and tan skin.
As she walked, Jiraiya saw her out of the corner of his eye and instantly transported over to her and tried to woo her which Naruto pretended to be smitten by, until Jiraiya touched her and she screamed, "Help! Pervert! Pervert!"
The wall surrounding the hot spring fell with a crash and there was a group of enraged women who apparently bathe with a variety of weapons and not even Jiraiya could ignore the banner that the wall slightly hid that said, "Anti-Pervert Club."
"Shit..." Jiraiya could say before he was pounded on by the horde of angry, scantily clad female wearing nothing but towels barely covering their extremities and the poor pervert couldn't even enjoy the view.
After the crowd had their fill, they left after pulling up the wall for the hot springs leaving a pile of bloody human flesh on the street.
The clone smiled as he turned back to his original form and Jiraiya stood up and brushed himself off, shrugging off a beating that would have crippled a lesser man and glared at the clone.
"Tsunade, wants your perverted ass in the Hokage's office," After saying his message, the clone vanished in a puff of smoke.
"...I really hate that kid," Jiraiya said to himself as he shunshined towards the Hokage's office.
[Hospital Room #357]
Asuma, Kurenai, Guy stood before Kakashi's bed as Sakura and Ino practically snuggled into Sasuke's bed, much to his horror and disgust as he wanted to get out of bed, but couldn't because his body was stiff and he was stuck until someone got the fangirls off of him.
Ignoring the Uchiha's plight, Asuma said, "You missed a lot, Kakashi."
"Oh?" Kakashi said, pulling out an Icha Icha book from nowhere.
"Yes, apparently the boy you considered to be nothing, but a waste was the son of the man who was your teacher," Kurenai said
Kakashi's book dropped from his hand and landed on his lap, "What?"
"You heard me, Kakashi. Naruto Uzumaki is the son of the 4th Hokage, Minato Namikaze."
Kakashi turned pale as he recalled everything he did to Naruto as an ABNU and as his teacher.
"Oh God, what have I done..." Kakashi said in horror
Mighty Guy could only sadly shake his head at his once-youthful rival, knowing that karma was a bitch and she was back in heat.
Sasuke, on the other hand, doesn't give a shit and was growling as Sakura and Ino used him as a cuddle toy.
'The dobe doesn't deserve it, I'll have the council force him to teach me everything and allow me access to the Namikaze library or else he will be banished. After all, Namikaze or not, he's still a dead last,' Sasuke finished with a smirk
[Hokage's Office]
Jiraiya met with Naruto, Tsunade, and Shizune who were waiting for him and asked Naruto, "Was that really necessary?"
Naruto smiled and said, "Yes, and when you stop being a pervert is when I will stop."
"Never!" Jiraiya yelled, in a stupid pose, pointing his finger up to the sky
"Whatever..." Naruto said, causing the sannin to faceplant on the floor.
"Can we go inside, please?" Shizune said before one of three got annoyed and started a fist fight.
Tsunade nodded and entered the room with the rest of the group coming up behind her and when everyone was in the room, she closed the door and Hiruzen, who was sitting on his chair flipped through hand signs and slammed his palm on his desk making the room glow.
"Hello, little Naruto~," A familiar voice said, causing Naruto to turn around and let out a smile
"Junko," Naruto said, moving toward the strawberry-haired woman
Junko wrapped her arms around him and rubbed her cheek against his with a smile as he basked in her scent before another scent came across him that he instantly recognized made him growl as his eyes turned red.
Kushina came out from the shadows, a couple of bandages were still wrapped around her head from Hiruzen's brutal beatdown and she had shadows underneath her eyes as she stared at the young man she abused and used because of her delusion that he was the Kyuubi.
"Son..." Kushina said, softly
Naruto growled as he tightened his grip around Junko and gritted out, "I'm not your son, Kushina...You made damn sure of that, remember? I'm just a pathetic little demon."
"Kushina, you're alive?" Jiraiya said in shock as he stared at the tired woman who looked like a shadow of her formal self.
"Tsu-" "Don't you dare...You don't deserve to call me by that name. Not anymore, not considering what you did to him. Your son."
Causing Kushina to pale as she looked at Naruto, the hate was still present, but his eyes were a cold blue once more and his face was blank.
"Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?" Jiraiya said, close to snapping
"Well, Kushina? Tell him. Or should I?" Junko said, smirking
'This is going to be nothing short of amusing,' Junko thought as she savored Kushina's miserable face as she decided whether to stay silent or not.
Ending it! I am ending the chapter! I am so sorry for making all of you wait for so long! I didn't mean to make you wait for so long, it just happened. Anyways, you didn't think I would give you both battles, did you? I am horrible like that, I know, but the next chapter will be Uzumaki vs. Yato. Stay tuned for more! Ignoring the cheesy one-liner, now it is time to respond to your reviews!
Guest #1: Thank you! :D
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Guest #3: Konoha and Kushina will not be forgiven, end of story. The rookies + Rika will be in the next chapter, but that is all I am going to say.
Alex2909: Hiruzen does have his faults, but he cares for Naruto like he is his own grandson and is livid at the fact of Kushina is alive and actually harmed him, turning Naruto into the cold boy he is now, makes him very enraged.
Stratos263: It is, Stratos it is just the beginning
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nero99: Thanks! Death is too merciful, Kushina will be getting an ass-kicking there is no doubt about it.
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Draph91: The other members of the Uzumaki will realize their mistakes. They are still under the idea that Naruto is still a demon and they did nothing wrong and they will find out their mistake later and nothing they will try do to solve the massive fuck up they created.
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