All in Fair Play

Lincoln and Clyde spent the afternoon at the beach. They laid on the blistering sand, ogling girls.

"What do you think about that one?" Clyde asked as a girl walked by.

"Nope." Lincoln said. "Too fat."

"Her?"

"Eh, no. Too skinny."

In the burning sun, they sipped some water and starred at whatever female walked by.

"Woah, wow," Lincoln said, grabbing Clyde's attention. "Look at them!"

Three girls, wearing flaming pink and red bikinis, gracefully glided past.

"Nope." The boys heard one girl say to the others.