Hyacinth reflects upon her time about the QE2 after discovering the real reason Onslow and Daisy managed to get aboard. (Episode: 'Sea Fever')

Hyacinth remembers that time - the only time - and describes it only as she can do best.

In the wake of the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, Hyacinth plans a candlelight supper in honor of Britain's longest-reigning queen. Will the dinner be a royal failure or a royal success? Oneshot, written in memory of Queen Elizabeth II.

Another day, another invitation to coffee. But this time Liz is determined to say no, whatever the consequences. A/U of a scene from "Hyacinth Tees Off/A Job for Richard". Dedicated to our Liz, Josephine Tewson, who will be sorely missed.

An afternoon ride in the countryside turns to disaster after Hyacinth's horse takes an unplanned detour on its own. What we didn't see after Hyacinth's fall. (Episode: "Please Mind Your Head").

Richard knew Hyacinth wasn't going to let his act of defiance during a certain altercation at a telephone booth go. Now he is left with two choices: apologize to keep the peace, or stand up for himself. (Episode: 'A Barbeque at Violet's')

An embarrassing misunderstanding ensues when Hyacinth is prepared to impart her years of hosting candlelight suppers upon clients who are under quite different expectations of her services. (Episode: "The Hostess") Contains mild adult humor.

Hyacinth, her nuttiest yet.

A look at Richard and Hyacinth Bucket from the TV show "Keeping Up Appearances". Hyacinth has found something new to fret about, and drags Richard into the discussion - if by discussion you mean she talks and he listens. I don't own these characters, and this story literally has no plot.

What happens when Richard is taken to hospital and Hyacinth is left to face the consequences on her? (An insomniac's piece, because I can't sleep.) To be continued.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Even though she is the eldest of four daughters, Hyacinth is the last to marry, and then...she meets Richard Bucket...

When Elizabeth's daughter Gail is diagnosed with leukemia and given five years to live, she is shattered, and her friendship with Hyacinth is tested like never before. Can Hyacinth FINALLY learn to stop being so self-centered and start being there for Elizabeth, or will Hyacinth's narcissistic ways actually destroy their friendship?

Ten months after her husband's passing, Elizabeth hits it off with a mysterious man from another country who changes her life forever.

Richard, with Hyacinth in tow, is taken back to the police station after (per Hyacinth's insistence) he "test drive" a Rolls-Royce-without the showroom employee along. Being humiliated before is bad enough, but what will happen at the station? Epilogue to the episode 'The Rolls-Royce'.

When Hyacinth loses Daddy and Richard, how will she go on? A story of Depression,Recovery and Hope. TW: Suicide attempt. This is more hurt/ comfort while confronting a serious subject and stoping stigma. Not graphic.

Emmett and the Vicar are even more terrified of Hyacinth than anyone else. Emmett depends on Liz to keep the 'Bucket woman' away from him. Similarly, the Vicar is always sure his wife, Alice, will cover for him. One day, the two women have had enough, and devise clever plans to make the two men finally face Hyacinth-with a bit of retaliation on the side. - Set before my other fics.

What if Hyacinth was right originally? What if Emmett and Elizabeth were more than siblings? What if they were lovers? Elizabeth finds herself being affected in strange ways by Hyacinth. Not only does she break her cups, but she also spins tales of a life she has never had. And when somebody else arrives onto the scene, they must live out the lie together.

(COMPLETED December 23, 2015) Elizabeth is frustrated with her neighbour, and decides to write a letter to pour out her grievances. It was supposed to be for therapy. You know write it and throw it away, but Emmet saw it. put it in an envelope and sent it first class. How will Hyacinth reply? Will others get involved? Will it turn violent?

Hyacinth is a very impressionable woman. Everyone she meets she leaves a mark upon. But what do these people actually think about Hyacinth? Are they as they appear on the outside?

(COMPLETED July 29, 2015) When Sheridan shares a secret with his parents, one of them accepts him. The other has a conniption of historic proportions. Sheridan is left reeling. Who will help him? Will his parents get a divorce?

A One-Off. Elizabeth is out running errands and Hyacinth corners Emmet for "coffee in ten minutes". As they talk, Hyacinth reveals a secret side of herself. Sheridan would be appalled!

Hyacinth sends Emmet a sonnet detailing his apparent passion for her. Emmet is less than enthused.

Hyacinth decides to enter a Dream Home contest in an attempt to make their house a 'cut above the rest', much to Richard's dismay. Meanwhile, Daisy, Rose and Onslow try some DIY of their own, however chaos reigns when Daddy decides to take matters into his own hands...

Richard calls on Liz (as well as Hyacinth's sisters) to help plan a birthday party for Hyacinth, but just when it seems the plans are going along smoothly, a series of 'disasters' threatens to ruin the entire event! Liz narrates the story of how the 'best laid plans' can go awry.

It always a challenge for Emmet Hawksworth to get to work in a morning without being sung at, but this particular morning proves to be even more difficult when he has to sneak Hyacith's youngest sister out the door without being seen as Mrs Bucket is likely to jump to the wrong conclusion, what with her never being able to listen!