(Hello, I'm back for another one! Still not creatively burnt out yet, surprisingly! Anyways, enough about me, let's get riiiight into it!)
Minnesota groaned, slowly opening his eyes and finding himself handcuffed to a bed. Wonderful.
Alpha was sitting beside him, staring at him. "...So, you found your girlfriend?"
Minnesota narrowed his eyes at her. "...Shut up! And help me out."
Alpha stood up, putting her hands on her hips. "What's the magic word?"
Minnesota growled under his helmet. "...Are you serious right now?"
Alpha nodded. "Like cancer. Now, what's the-"
"Fine! PLEASE find a way out of this!" Minnesota snapped rather harshly.
Alpha was taken aback a bit, pulling up a screen. "N-Now was that so hard?"
Minnesota rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah..."
Alpha swiped some stuff on the computer. "Well, you got yourself handed to you on a silver platter, but you managed to injure Tucker and knock out Sarge, and judging by your freelancer leader-"
"Do NOT mention that damned-" There was the sound of a door opening as Carolina stormed in.
"You're awake. Good. Now, start talking!" She commanded, slamming her hand down on the bed.
Minnesota smiled under his helmet. "Aww. You're cute when you're mad."
Carolina stared at him. "...Don't make me hurt you."
Minnesota shrugged. "I think I saw this in a movie once. The handcuffs, the bed, a guy, and a-"
He was interrupted by a punch to the visor. "Owwwwwww!"
Carolina shook her hand slightly. "You gonna talk now?! Or do I have to beat the answers out of you!"
Minnesota looked at the ceiling. "Wouldn't YOU like to know..."
Carolina slammed her hand down again. "HEY! Pay attention! Who are you?!"
Minnesota seemed unfazed by it, humming a tune. "Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something?"
Carolina punched him in the visor. "Don't! Test! Me!"
Minnesota chuckled, turning his head back to her. "Good to see some things never change, Carolina."
Carolina readied another punch, grabbing him by the chest plate with her free hand. "Who. ARE YOU?!"
Minnesota shrugged. "I dunno. Who are you? Who are they? How do we exist?"
Carolina punched him in the visor again, throwing him into the bed. "UNBELIEVABLE! You've GOT to be serious right now! Look, just ANSWER the questions, then you can leave! Now, who. Are. You?!"
Minnesota grinned a Cheshire grin under his helmet, tasting something metallic in his mouth. "...What's the magic word?"
"..." Carolina punched him square in the visor, this time knocking him out.
"Doc, tell me when he wakes up! I'm gonna go punch a tree or something!"
(Well, Minnesota's probably gonna die... Anyways, see you guys in the next one!)