Hello.
My name is Borat Sagdiyev and I decided to write this SCAT Airlines story.
I got the idea to write it after break-first.
I hope you like it! umm..but you probably it suxs.
So here it goes...enjoy..or not!
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler and Alex Jones.
No one could deny it.
No one except Tin Foil Cap Man and That motherfucking egg, that is.
They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.
A war of naughty thoughts.
And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.
This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evil. This industructable heroes name: Firestar Jr.!"
In the middle of all this, finally,Firestar Jr. could stand it no longer.
He found Shou, and pulled them to one side
"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Tin Foil Cap Man is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to have some 'special adult time' with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But having some 'special adult time' with Tin Foil Cap Man...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler wondered off thinking of the 'special adult times'...how will he introduce the idea to Tin Foil Cap Man? and would they accept it?
Firestar Jr. and Rosa Cosette d'Elise were entering the room.
"Hay Rosa Cosette d'Elise" said Firestar Jr.
Rosa Cosette d'Elise was looking unhappy though.
"Bad news Firestar Jr.. We are broke"
"Hu? But after our last adventure we were rich"
"Yes, but after tax's we are broke. In fact we owe money now because taxes are high for rich people"
"Ow..darnit.
What will we do?" said Firestar Jr. to Rosa
"We need to make a lot of money to pay of the tax else our tower in which we live will be repossed!"
Just then, the TV which was on all this time changed to a news announcement.
"..And the world Hunting championship final starts tomorrow. Aside from the coveted trophy, The prize this year will include 20million euro...In other news, a war..."
Rosa Cosette d'Elise shut the tv off.
"Of course!" said Firestar Jr.
"Hunting! Why didnt I think of that!"
"Yes Hunting - the sport of kings!"
Firestar Jr. nodded in agreement.
"We can make lots of money doing that and pay of the tax that we owe"
"YES" screamed Rosa getting excited.
"But we need a 'in' else we wont be allowed in"
"Dont worry! I know someone who can get us into the finals!"
"Oh thats good"
And with that they got into the finals!
The next day, Firestar Jr. was day dreaming.
...
Princess Rosa snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.
"Firestar Jr.! The contest starts soon! Your late! Shou Tucker and Tin Foil Cap Man have already changed into their Huntinging kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "
Firestar Jr. got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered.
"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Alex Jones sneered.
At that moment Firestar Jr. realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Alex must have drugged him while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. Hehad to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
Alex Jones grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting bazooka and the contest had begun!
Shou Tucker took the early lead, but Firestar Jr. quickly caught up with the Huntinging. Shou Tucker was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
Alex Jones was relaxed though - barely Huntinging at all!
"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said Hunting was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Firestar Jr. while pulling of a particularly difficult Hunting move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and Shou Tucker collapsed.
Firestar Jr. Huntinged backwards for a bit.
"Shou Tucker! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler collapsed.
"who did it?"
"It was...it was..." Shou Tucker collapsed.
"Who did it? Who...?"
Alex Jones grinned.
"WHO?"
Just then the gong went. It was half-time.
Back at the locker room, Rosa Cosette d'Elise and Firestar Jr. were talking. Shou Tucker had been taken to the hospital.
"How are you ever going to catch up?" said Rosa Cosette d'Elise.
Tin Foil Cap Man was leading when half time went. Firestar Jr.s time spent seeing to Shou had cost him the lead.
"Its not important" said Firestar Jr..
"Whats important is I know why Alex Jones wants to win the World Championship Huntinging contest. Its the prize."
"hu" said Rosa Cosette d'Elise
"I did some research and its really the White Bird of Peace! If he wins the contest they will give him it and there will be nothing we can do to stop him"
"omg"
"Also he was the one that sabotaged the poor Shou Tucker!"
"poor Shou Tucker "
"yes poor Shou "
"The contest doesn't matter any more, we must get that SR-14 Arkbird by winning the contest!'
"But how? How are we going to win"
"I have a plan" said Firestar Jr.
Just then the horn sounded. Half time was over, and the final part of the Huntinging contest had begun!
That motherfucking egg finally found a moment to pull Tin Foil Cap Man away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Shou we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler leapt on Tin Foil Cap Man at that ...''special adult times'' happened. A lot. At least 12 times.
Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
A dramaticness fell over the arena as they reentered.
This was it - the final final.
This was when Hunting-ing, also known as the sport of kings, would have its champion.
In one corner, Firestar Jr., standing up for the rights of good and believing in bunnies.
In the other corner, Alex Jones, addicted to destruction and vampire bats
.
The crowd cheered Alex.
"Why are they cheering his?" asked Princess Rosa questioningly.
"His rugged good looks probably"
"Yes that must be it"
"Dont worry I am sure Alex Jones will show their true colours next time Alex Jones murders someone the public will be on my side again!"
"Oh, thats why I love you Firestar Jr., you always see the bright side of things!"
"Ok, the contest is about to start. Good luck my love!"
And with that Firestar Jr. and Alex started doing Huntinging again!
Firestar Jr. caught up with Alex Jones really easily because he was just better.
The crowd was holding their seat with tension.
However...as that moment Firestar Jr. and Alex Jones went behind a pillar
No one could see them, they were completely hidden.
Unexpectedly Alex stopped Huntinging and punched Firestar Jr. in the chest.
"What? ouch." said Firestar Jr. shocked.
Alex Jones then kicked Firestar Jr. while they were down.
"ouch. Why are you doing this?"
"So I can win, of course."
Firestar Jr. didn't fight back because punching and kicking as against the rules of the Hunting contest.
"ha. ha. ha" said Alex. He gave Firestar Jr. an extra punchkick and then ran of, Huntinging at the same Alex Jones became visable to the crowd again there were cheers.
"urg." said Firestar Jr.. "They still love him. But they dont know the truth. They dont know how horrible Alex Jones is. Not like me.
But I cant let him win. I must somehow win"
Firestar Jr. struggled out back into the light again, still expertly Huntinging, despite being injured.
Firestar Jr. carried on bravely, but ROSA COSETTE D'ELISE COULD SEE something was wrong. Doing some Hunting-ing herself so she could enter the area without breaking the rules, Rosa Cosette d'Elise went upto Firestar Jr..
"Whats the matter love?"
"Alex kicked and punched and hurt me when we were out of sight"
"But that's against the rules!"
"I know"
"oh. no..."
"what my love?" said Firestar Jr.
"Your almost about to reach another blind spot! He could do this to you again!"
"And I cant even fight back because its against the rules!"
"I know we could.." Rosa whispered something to Firestar Jr.
"Yes, but afterwards to solve this problem we could..." Firestar Jr. whispered something back to her.
"Yes your right, that's better lets do that"
As they went into the hidden spot Firestar Jr. was quickly beaten up again by Alex Jones.
Firestar Jr. was in pain. Like always, this meant his plan was working.
"Why are you grinning?" said Alex Jones who was grinning upto the point he saw Firestar Jr. grinning. Now he wasn't grinning.
"Look behind you!"
Alex Jones turned around and saw...
The contest judge - Hungary
"We saw you cheat"
"Yeah, you broke the rules and they saw you"
"umm...err...I didnt know it was against the rules"
"Ignorance is no excuse. Your disqualified!"
Alex Jones was taken away to the Hunting-ing Arena jail.
"Firestar Jr. wins by default!"
The crowd cheered, now on his side!
The other contestants who were competing cheered because Firestar Jr. was clearly the best!
Everyone else cheered!
Firestar Jr. then accepted the trophy and took it home.
It was kept safe on the shelf next to their other Trophies.
-The End