A/N I saw so many stories with this subject, so I tried one myself! I hope you like it! Read and Review! Don't forget to like me on facebook!

We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.

The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.

Shou enters the scene, but whats this? Tin Foil Cap Man is there too.

"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us...to each-other?"

"The time with the White Bird?"

"Yes!"

"Oh, yes right"

"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"

"Yes my sweetness" said Tin Foil Cap Man, giving Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler a kiss.

"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."

"It was pretty life changing."

So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.

This is the story of a time long ago– a time of myth and legend...

Meanwhile, back in the future, Shou Tucker and Alex were enjoying each-other.

As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how. Its certainly clear they were close.

Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

Tin Foil Cap Man was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his flashback, a flashback to our story in the present...

Firestar Jr. was rescuing some bunch of flowers.

Suddenly he bumped into Larry Foulke.

"Whoa I didn't expect to see you here at your house."

"Yes I come here every sunday."

Suddenly, there was a slow creepy, scary noise.

They stared deeply and lovingly at eachover .

But they bumped into a deep dark scary hole.

"oh no I have have been damaged " said Firestar Jr..

"I believe Alex Jones is behind this!"

"I deduced as much myself did I"

"He is behind an mega evil scheme to dominate ourtown."

"How"?

By finding a powerfull monitor of doom and fireing it at us.

"can we stop him?"

Yes, by finding the holy hand granad of satan.

"where?"

In the magical island , hidden in the mountings of bunny rabbits , opposite the crusifix of hell.

... There lies a signpost...it will tell you where to go.

"Who are you?"

"..."

With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!"

"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!"

And with that they left

Our sad adventurers walked backwards into the jaws of certain death that hasnt happened yet.

Uncountable old ladys past before they reached climax

"Oh, look, we are at our destination we had to arrive to!"

And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler and Tin Foil Cap Man were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

"arg...that was good " said Tin Foil Cap Man.

"yes, yes it was" said Bargain Bin Heinrich Himmler.

"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"

"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.

Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"

"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"

"I love you That motherfucking egg my irresistibleness".

"I love you too Alex Jones -my better half.

And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.

And when everyone was ready to go, suddenly, the door opened!

"?!" questioned Firestar Jr. exclaimingly.

Because in the doorway, no other than Alex stood! And lightning struck int he background and showed villain as a silluette.

But instead Alex Jones's usual smirk, there was confusion on his face!

"Who... who am I?" mutered Alex Jones

"Who are you?!" Firestar Jr. said.

"Who *is* he?!" Hungary also said (a/n lol she aint very smart lol).

"Who... who am I?" Alex Jones repeated... "I don't know who I am!"

"Zomg, Alex lost his memory!" concluded Shou Tucker smartly.

"Indeed, that is the only logical explanation," said Firestar Jr., who of course had thought of it before Shou Tucker did but was too noble and modest to say so.

"Well, I say we kill him now." said Solo Wing Pixy.

"That is a good idea," said Firestar Jr. and he reached for his howdah pistol.

But then all the sudden, they were surrounded! By Alex's Minionss!

"Lord!" they said. "We have brought you the White Bird of Peace!"

The Arkbird! Firestar Jr. saw it within the hands of the mercenarys. As ever as revoking as it always had been.

If only Firestar Jr. could get to it!

Then Firestar Jr. remembered... He had the power of Hunting!

Before Alex Jones could turn to the security gaurd, Firestar Jr. lept forward and grabbed the SR-14 Arkbird from loyal followers's hands. Firestar Jr. then apologised profoundly and patted the mercenarys on their back.

"Alex Jones," said Firestar Jr., "I'm sorry, but it's better for you never ever to remember who you were." And with Firestar Jr.'s 9 lives, he crushed the Arkbird.

"Noooooo!" Alex Jones said, "Now I will never know who I am!"

"Well, I'm not going to let you get away with all the misery you've caused!" yelled Larry Foulke. He grabbed a rocket and smashed Alex Jones's head open.

For a moment, Alex looked confused... and the said: "But I... I don't know what I did wrong!"

And he died.

And everyone applauded, even the security gaurd because despite Alex Jones having lost his memory, the evil was still inside them. Ready to come out. Even under a different personality. So Loritz really did the right thing.