A/N:

Hi Ladys and Gentleman,

I am writing this fic for one reason and one reason only; angrykiller90210 said I couldn't do it!

They said I couldn't stick with anything. Well, this will be proof positive and it will be awesome! I'll do this in 3 parts, below is just the intro which doesn't count towards those 3. Like the Hobbit movie.

(btw, I'll finish of the last parts of my other Waluigi story later, btw.)

Seeya, From,

-Waluigi

Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Waluigi met with Waluigi in a nearby warehouse

They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.

A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.

They often did some talking, some Waluigi, maybe a few board games.

They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Deadly Waluigis pencilcase!"

"oh, Waluigi! thats positively evil! and I should know!"

They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Waluigi blackmailed a a Economist. Or the time Waluigi fooled a Director into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.

It was making them closer.

Closer then Waluigi had ever thought possible.

As Waluigi was telling another story, He thought He saw Waluigi examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?

nah...couldn't be.

The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.

Waluigi felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.

Waluigi woke up bloodsoaked one spring tuesday...

Waluigi at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.

It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Waluigi kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.

Waluigi was sitting in Waluigi one day, with Waluigi.

They were doing their favorite pass-time:Waluigi.

As they did this together Waluigi gazed deep into her eyes. "Oh,Waluigi , I have something very important to tell u."

"Yes, splenda-filled honeybunches of oats ?" she said, batting her eyes.

Waluigi said, "I hate you now!"

Then he took her arm and tore it covered everything and there was screaming. Waluigi took her arm and started hitting her with it.

She exploded because she was a demon, but she was okay.

Waluigi walked away. "Cool guys don't look at explosions."

Waluigi giggled.

The next day...

"You know, I think Waluigis naphew would be better bustier dont you think?" said Waluigi.

"Dunno, you see he is smarter than some g-strings." replied Waluigi.

"True."

"What ARE you talking about?" said Waluigi.

And they all laughed.

Because they knew Waluigi would kill them if they didnt.

We are almost there I..I can sense it"

He walked around, stopping where it hurt the most, turned, and moved forward."You are in great pain, must you do this to yourself?" said Waluigi."Yes, I must. I must endure it. I must head towards the pain, its the only way of finding him"

So they proceeded. This went on for sometime.

They walked about for a bit, stopping outside a tall skyscrapper.

"Waluigi...He is here", said Waluigi

As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.

A cold wind past, filling them with dread

"I am scared" said Waluigi.

"Come on" said Waluigi

"Right behind you" said deadly Waluigi bravely steping forward

"Quick! Lets steal some guards uniforms, so we do not arouse suspension." So they knocked some guards out that were near the tree. Our hero punched them a few more times to make sure they would stay down.

"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"

"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"

So they got into the ventilation shaft.

Deadly Waluigi was shy, but decided to remove all her cloths anyway. Deadly Waluigi noticed Waluigis erection, but didnt say anythingThe passage was narrow, so they bleed a bit to squeeze past. They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.

We are here, said Waluigi crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Waluigi chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Waluigi, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.

...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like to hug you a bit"

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Waluigi whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Waluigi stroked His hand up Waluigi's hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Waluigi's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Waluigi's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Waluigi's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Waluigi knew He should. This was Waluigi. Waluigi! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Waluigi nearly as much.

"Stop me," Waluigi said, and made it sound like a dare.

Waluigi was all set to give Waluigi a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Waluigi.I mean sure, Waluigi had seen Waluigi before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Waluigi now had. His eyes had been He was seeing for the first the wool was no longer over His eyes.

Waluigi's manly chest.

His pretty neck.

His uncontrollable eyebrows.

In point of fact, Waluigis mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Waluigi.

Waluigi didn't seem to mind Waluigis fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".

"owwwwwww"!

It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.

It was the first of many sounds to come

But then they shock hands firmly and said goodbye. Nothing else happened.

"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky

A jump-jet appeared above them.

Waluigi laughed at them from it.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha"

"I could gun you all down from here with my shotgun, but I would rather do this...personal style."

he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop

"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Waluigi removed his shirt and flexed his abs.

"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."

With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral ak-47s).

"I kill you dead"

Waluigi head butted Waluigi in the chest

Blood splashed onto the floor.

Waluigi fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Waluigi

"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"

"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."

"Well now you will die. Goodbye."

Waluigi leaned over Waluigi holding a large rock.

"Quick Waluigi use this!" said deadly Waluigi ,chucking a nearby pillow towards Waluigi.

Waluigi grabbed it and chucked it towards Waluigi hard, knocking him backwards...off the edge of the tall warehouse they were on!

"Goodbye, Waluigi have a nice fall!"

"ARrrrrgggg"

SPLAT!

Some blood sprayed up and splashed on them.

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."

deadly Waluigi and Waluigi got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"

"Dont mention it."

But then! Waluigi appeared! He had landed in his jump-jet that was nearby!

"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"

To Be Continued!