A/N: I saw so many other fanfics with this subject, but I think they got it all wrong! So here my story to set things right!

In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.

They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.

Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do - other then kill myself of course."

"Don't worry Edge, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"

"Thanks, Danny DeVito. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of kissing and nighttime joys.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand woke up bloodsoaked one summer tuesday...

For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Kei Nagase wondered why. Kei turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).

Then the explanation - Danny DeVito was secretly looking at her. Looking at her in that special way.

Edges soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.

Danny DeVito turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Kei was no longer transfixiated by Danny DeVito.

Fortunately no one else had noticed.

A/N this story is about my own personal OC, Tremaine. If you don't like OC's. DOn"T READ THIS STORY!

Once upon a time, after my great adventures, I, Tremaine was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it.I wanted to make my father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! I thought I remembered seeing her in my dreams the past couple of weeks, almost as if it was a premonition

"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.

"What do you mean?" I said.

"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.

"I still don't understand you?" I said.

"Here, take this," she said and gave me an phaser.

"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"

And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Danny DeVito.

"Oh no," said Danny DeVito, "you must forget about this!"

"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"

"I... I can't tell you. My dear Franz Ferdinand, I didn't think it would be this soon!"

"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"

"It's ... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Danny DeVito and before I could do anything, Danny DeVito had escaped my grasp.

"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"

I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt.I cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only hurt more. So I wanted to find Archduke Franz Ferdinand. After their adventure, me and Franz had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like him.

So I went to Archduke Franz Ferdinand and told the whole story. He listened to me without saying a single word.

Then he said: "My poor thing :(, this is serious!"

And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"

Franz sighed and said: "You have always been special, and not just to me."

"How do you know that?"

Archduke Franz Ferdinand looked at the phaser that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the PINGAS, doesn't it?"

"My second sightsays so!"

"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Archduke Franz Ferdinand said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you."

"Inside? Like my heart?"

"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Danny DeVito doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"

Archduke Franz Ferdinand's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into I concentrated on the object. immeditately I felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a tricorder on the horizon.

But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of unclairity.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Gavilro Princip! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the sad candles in my heart and the centre of the earth.

Fortunately Danny DeVito worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Gavilro Princip's ruffians.

Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Vienna|Wien. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Vienna|Wien. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Archduke Franz Ferdinand's Nothing I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.

And Danny DeVito would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Danny DeVito looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that (I had only just discovered I am bi, and I was a little angxious over that. I wans't sure if my othre friends would accept that!.

I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave Danny DeVito matching treatment. Danny DeVito lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Then we went off and defeated Gavirlo.

Some time later in their secret hide-away ;

"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"

"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"

"Do you think anyone spotted us?"

"No"

"No"

"Yes"

Tremaine emerged from the shadows of the darkness.

"I know everything" he said.

Edge and Danny DeVito gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Danny DeVito like you do" said Tremaine "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Danny DeVito spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."

Kei breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.

"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Danny DeVito relieved.

Tremaine was happy, and Edge and Danny DeVito thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Tremaine and themselves ever knowing.

So we defeated Mr. Princip and everyone was satisfied!

Gavrilo-kun: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!

Me (Tremaine): No No, back into your coffin!

Gavilro Princip: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!

Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!

Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!

Gavilro Princip: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!

Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?

Gavilro Princip: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!

Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!

Filthy Frank: chotto mate-ah!

Mr. Princip: huh ;^_^;

Kei Nagase: domo desu-ka _ ?

Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!

Filthy Frank: well, I want you, how about that?

Filthy Frank winked at me, but I wasn't into that sort of shit.

But Nagase was all hot 'n that, I thought. So I pecked Nagase on her cheek and winked longingly at her.

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.

Gavirlo: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end