"Gah! Where are they! I thought you said he would be here!" i groaned.

I said you would find him after a few hours of running. You've been running just under and hour you inpatient brat!

"Hu! How am i being inpatient!?"

I told you already! It's been less than an hour and you're already complaining! I already told you it was going to take a few hours!

I pouted and continued running. My stomach felt full but my mind was telling me to get something to eat. "I really should have eaten the jashin worshiper. He's still alive, right? Maybe i can go back and get a snack.

No no no no no! You have to get this world over with! There's still the other worlds for you to take care of!

"You're no fun, but i guess i'll keep going this way. I can just eat this guy after i kill him right?"

Of course. Just don't take to long.

I looked up and stuck my tongue out. Such a boring voice. I don't think i want to hear it anymore.

I suddenly crashed to a stop and went tumbling to the ground, bringing the person i had hit with me. I rubbed my forehead and looked to see what i had hit. "Gai! Long time no see!" the man wearing green jumpsuit groaned and peeled himself from the tree where i had sent him flying into.

"Ketsueki! That was so youthful! You have the power of youth running through your veins!" he struck a pose and i smiled at him.

"Who are the kids?" the three looked at each other and the mini Gai pointed to the three of them as i studied them.

"They are my youthful students! Lee, Neji and tenten!" i lifted a hand to ear and whimpered. I knew he was loud but this is just ear murdering loud.

"It's nice to meet you three."

The mini Gai bowed low, "It's nice to meet you! I am Lee! Gai-sensei is my youthful sensei!"

I smiled at him before looking at the female who i assume is Tenten. "My name is Tenten. I hope we can get along."

I gave her a grin to then turned to study the more serious of the three. "Neji." i blinked. He wasn't very sociable other it seems. Poor him. This probably the worst team for somebody like him.

"I'd love to stay and chat a bit more, but i have to get going. I have somebody to kill." i was about to head off but the serious student topped me.

"What are you really going to do?"

I blinked and tilted my head. "What do you mean?"

He sneered at me and i narrowed my eyes. "You're obviously not strong enough to be a ninja, and there's no way you'd be able to kill anyone."

There was a moment of silence before i began laughing my head off. He stared at me as if i had suddenly sprouted another head and began glaring at me. "Hold it. You think that i'm not strong? I will admit i'm not a ninja, but i'm perfectly capable of killing somebody."

Gai interviewed before something could go wrong, "Neji, that's not youthful. Ketsueki is a very youthful person and is better than me in Taijutsu."

The three gaped at him, some more openly than others and i smiled at him. "Aww! Thank you Gai, but i'm sure you're better at it than i am. I've never been trained."

"I was wondering why Gai-sensei remembered her name. He respects her. How interesting." Tenten suddenly had a devious look in her eyes as she looked at the two of us. I wonder what she's up to.

"Yes, and that is what makes you so youthful! You've never trained and yet you're still so skilled!" he struck a pose and i was frightened to see a glittery world of rainbows behind him. I'm i actually seeing that?

"Eh? Well, if you say so." i grinned and turned around waving to them over my shoulder. "Well i have to go find my target!" i began running again and suddenly froze. "Wait a second. Did they not see the Scythe? Why else would he think i couldn't kill?"

It fell from your back when you crashed into the green monster. It's somewhere around the tree he hit.

"Are you talking about Gai?"

He's a green Monster. That thing he wears is an abomination!

"Don't be like that. It… er ….it adds to his character?"

You can't seriously think that, can you?

I didn't reply and he didn't have anything else to say. I couldn't argue against it. It's the truth. The green jumpsuit is a bit too much. He even convinced his student to wear it with him. You know what i'm just going to imagine that he's wearing something else. Prison clothes will do. Ugly green onesie prison clothes.

Impaled at the thought. "No no no no no! I can't do that! It's even worse!" i crushed to a stop and sunk to my knees holding my head in between my hands. "Gah! I don't want to imagine that!" the prisoners i had seen while i was being held captive all flashed through my mind and each one of them was wearing the ugly green jumpsuits Gai wore.

"Kohan, no."

"But Pain! It looks like the kid's suffering!"

"So what? Just leave her be."

I raised my head and looked to the man. He had strange orange hair and a lot of piercings. That's Pain? He doesn't look all that strong.

Don't underestimate him. He's a lot stronger than he looks. He can manipulate the gravity around him. It's early destructive.

"Hey, are you ok? Is something wrong?"

I turned to the lady with teary eyes. That stupid thought drove me to tears. "Y-yes. I'm fine."

Her eyes furrowed, "are you sure? It really looked like you were in a lot of pain."

Unable to stop myself i began snickering. She gave me a strange look and i apologize, "i'm sorry it's just that when you said that i realized that your friend is named pain as well. I didn't quite think about it when i first heard it.

"Hu?"

"You see, i'm supposed to kill somebody named Pain, and it would seem your friend over there is that very person i was sent to kill." i grinned, then moving as fast as i could punched my fist through her stomach, and pulled it back. "Don't die ok. I'd get in trouble if there were unwanted casualties."

She jumped back her hand holding the gaping would her eyes panicked as she looked at pain for help.

"Kohan!"

"Oh! He's angry! This'll be lots of fun!" i lifted my fist to my lips and licked up the blood that remained there. It tasted like one piece of paper i ate when i was younger. Way to plan and sticky.

"Kohan!" he was yelling more panicked now as she collapsed to the ground her blood slowly staining the ground. He turned to me and glared. I suddenly found myself flying forwards and a sharp pain in my stomach. I laughed loudly as i spit up blood.

"That's a neat trick you got there. I'm kinda jealous now." he sent my flying back and the torn skin mended itself.

"You'll pay for this."

I grinned and fixed him with a half-crazed stare. "Then let's dance."