"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT" Larry yelled so loud that both the heavens and the dephts of hell could hear his manly redneck battle cry. Although he had been vored by his ex rat cock slut Reggie and then gunned down and murdered by John Xina his arch god fearing communist heathen nemesis, he was enraged by the death of his femboy husbando Astolfo. He missed his skinny tight butthole maid who would not only suck him off and open his asshole to Larry's 13 inch schlong dong, but he was also more than happy to lick the shit skids out of Larry s poopy toilet bowl. Now that Astolfo was dead, Larry sought revenge on all those responsible. He would find John Xina, poop on his face and then fart in his nostrils before blowing his head off with a .44 magnum. Climbing out of the dead Reggie's stomach Larry took a dookie on his corpse. "JOHN XINA, I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND I'M GONNA GITRDONR! GITRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"
Dressed in a black bulletproff vest and tactical SWAT gear armed with an assault rifle, Larry kicked open a door to a Chinese orphanage and mercilessly slaughrered all those fucking dirty chinks. He blew open Ching Chang Chong's head and ate his brains. "YUMMY BRAINS GONNA SHIT EM OUT MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!" The brains were ssqueezed out between his hairy gorilla asscheeks. Having interrogated the lone survivor, Larry used a tweezer and twisted his nipples off eating the nipples for John Xina's location. John Xina was in Covid Town, China. Doing the Guts smile, Larry's buttcheeks flapped in the wind like the wings of a majestic hawk and he flew in the sky propelled by his fart power. Like the cry of an eagle, everybody below heard "GITRDONE GOES BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!" General Radahn from Elden Ring got ligma. What is ligma? Ligma fucking balls. Larry crashed into Covid Town like the planes crashed into the twin towers in that movie 9/11. He yelled "GITRDONE!" sucking all of the CCP soldiers into his ass like a mega vacuum. His ass then shredded them like a meat grinder and he let out a gargantuan fart that shook the earth. "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!" The elite CCP soldiers dressed as Winnie the Pooh were accompanied by ther leader John Xina. John Xina laughed at Larry as a Super Saiyan aura began to glow around the WWE superstar. "BING CHILLING" John Xina then shouted CCP propaganda at Larry and Larry lost his sanity shitting all over his underwear as he fell to his knees. "GURRANQ SAVE ME GURRANQ!" Gurranq then came in and anal vored the entire nation of Covid= I mean China- through his anal. John Xina died on the spot, and Larry s revenge was completed. He returned to the body of his lover, Astolfo. Larry began to perform an ancient African tribal ritual and cannibalized Astolfo's dead corpse. "GITRDONE!"