Up in Starclan

They hold an important meeting in a clearing.

"okay cats you all know we're here, so we're going to give Yellowfang, Rainflower, Ashfur, and Goosefeather a second chance," Bluestar said from where she stood,

"can we hurry up?! Ashfurs threatening me again!" Cried Hollyleaf from the back of the crowd, Ashfur stood by her sharpening his claws,

"Yeah, hurry up! Rainflower is once again giving Crookedstar the silent treatment!" Called Oakheart, Crookedstar pricked his ears and tore his eyes from Willowbreeze,

"she is?"

Bluestar rolled her eyes, "Where is the man who sent my mum to her death?" She asked. Goosefeather stood beside two pretty she-cats,

"I can read your fur." The old medicine cat meowed, Spottedleaf and Silverstream froze for a second before running off and hiding behind Adderfang and Crookedstar, the two toms hissed at Goosefeather who smiled weakly.

"where is Yellowfang?" Asked a random dead cat.

"Right here!" Firestar Panted, he sat on the old she-cat, who was hissing and clawing.

"why are you sitting on her?" Bluestar said staring down at the two.

"She was about to break the most important Starclan rule!" Firestar said. A random cat, who had died while she was pregnant, heaved herself over to Firestar.

"let me help." The heavy queen flopped onto Yellowfang, she wheezed, trying to get air.

"YELLOWFANG YOU WHERE GOING TO TELL THE CLANS SOMETHING, OTHER THEN OBSCURE PROPHECIES?" Screamed Bluestar furious, the cats around all gasped in shock. Yellowfang glared around and lifted a paw definitely.

"They have the right to know!" She wheezed.

"It is time to get rid of you four!" Bluestar hissed, glaring at the most annoying cats in Starclan. Ashfur was still sharpening his claws, Rainflower was being Rainflower and Goosefeather was picking his nose.

"Blackstar hand me the sacred boot." Bluestar stuck out one of her hind paws and Blackstar slipped a pink gumboot with butterflies on it onto her paw.

"Random cat, who died while pregnant, you may stop crushing the traitor." The queen heaved herself up and Yellowfang darted away, Bluestar reacted quickly, hopping onto Lionheart's back, shouting; "LET THE CHASE BEGIN!" The other well-known leaders hopped onto other big cats and charged after her. The cats that were left behind quickly pulled out their phones and began filming. One cat chucked Bluestar a gun, she immediately started firing like crazy.

"You can't run forever!" Bluestar shouted after Yellowfang, she cackled madly.

"that's where you are wrong! I just drank Y.F energy drink!" Everyone froze and Yellowfang turned to look at a phone, "Y.F Energy drink, are you sick of eating traveling herbs? Well thank's to me we have turned it into a drink and it isn't bitter! Why? well, because it's 75% sugar!" She said holding up a can, which had appeared from thin air. All the cats unfroze and they went back to the chase, they passed a sign, reading 'naturist sundrown place ahead' the cats had no time to read and continued on. On the beach sat Rock, on a rock. He turned to look at them and grinned.

"You're here to join!" He said with glee, revealing a shaver, he started towards them. All the big cats' eyes widened, Lionheart squealed and they rushed away screaming, followed by the large group of cats filming. Bluestar turned and pointed her gun at Rock to make sure the naked cat wouldn't follow. Bluestar returned her gaze to Yellowfang, she leaped off Lionheart, claws extended, the sacred boot slipped off mid-leap. Blackstar screamed, leaping off his on steadcat, he grabbed the boot one pawed, landing in the splits. He pulled out a pair of shades, winked, then put them on, Russetfur and many other she-cats fainted. Bluestar landed on Yellowfang, who immediately collapsed. Blackstar rushed over holding the boot, Bluestar took it, putting it on. The group returned to the clearing, Yellowfang followed yowling her head off.

"Shud up." Hissed Bluestar, lining her up with Goosefeather, Rainflower, and Ashfur, who was still sharpening his claws.

"Are the kits being born?" Bluestar asked Spottedleaf, who was gazing through a portal.

"Yep, start booting them." She said, Bluestar rushed off happily and kicked them into the portal, one by one. Rainflower was first, her spirit floated down, she saw four little kittens curled up by there mother, she drifted towards a rather pretty she-kit but she was shoved aside by a laughing Yellowfang'

"The cute one's mine!" She called pushing Rainflowers spirit into a plain white she-kit. Goosefeather drifted into a black tom, leaving Ashfur a ginger kit.

Ivypool smiled down at her four new kits. Foxleap looked at them, ran out of the den and screamed; "I'M A DADDY!" at the top of his lungs.

thanks for clicking on this story! I hope you enjoyed and just so you know, Starclan cats are the only ones with twoleg stuff, cause there all knowing. This was made with the help of Berrycloud12catface. It's a bit short but the next chapter will be longer.