Rainflower/Frostkit pov

Frostkit opened her eyes to a less than desirable sight; Tumblekit's rear was shoved into her face.

"Ewww!" Frostkit screeched, he looked over his shoulder at her.

"Do you like what you see?" he mewed grinning and wagging his butt.

"Hello, little angels who love there father a lot and would do anything for him!" Foxleap
Yowled, cheerfully.

"What do you want, Father?" Sootkit said in a deep, manly voice, turning to face Foxleap. The ginger tom looked momentarily guilty.

"What do you mean? I wasn't about to suggest you go hang out with Littlekit!" He said, looking trapped, sweat running down his forehead. He glanced from his kits to the door, calculating how many steps it would take to get out before they caught him.

"ATTACK!" Sootkit shouted. Foxleap leaped towards the exit, as the amazing, beautiful, lovely, Honeykit padded in. Foxleap twisted in mid-air to avoid crushing the amazing, beautiful, lovely, wonderful Honeykit and ended up squashing his three other kits.

"Get off, fatty!" Frostkit squealed, just as Ivypool entered after the amazing, beautiful, lovely, wonderful, adored by all, Honeykit.

"You see! Even you kit agrees!" Ivypool meowed, triumphantly, poking his belly, which wobbled. Tumblekit watched, wide-eyed.

"Can I touch it?" he mewed in an awed voice, at the same time Ivypool snapped; "now get off those poor kits, or you'll kill them." Foxleap heaved himself off. Sootkit rose, like a ghost, from the lower area of where Foxleap had been lying, and said in his deep, manly voice; "I've seen things." and walked slowly out of the den. Ivypool watched him go, a tear rolled down her cheek

"He'll never be the same." Out of the corner of her eye, Frostkit saw Foxleap tiptoeing out, after Sootkit, to escape.

Ashfur/Tumblekit pov

Tumblekit watched Littlekit with wide eyes, today was the day. He was going to ask her out.

"Sootkit, get me a rose." Sootkit magically produced a perfect rose out of nowhere. Tumblekit took a deep breath and smoothed his head fur than padded forward.

"Hello beautiful." he said giving her the 'I'm a cool dude' look, she looked behind her to check he wasn't talking to one of her sisters.

"Hi Tumblekit…" she flicked her tail nervously, then she saw Sootkit, who was watching them while munching on something that looked like rabbit poo.

"Yo," he said nodding his head at her, she blushed and giggled.

"SOOTKIT! You're ruining my plan!" Tumblekit hissed smacking a paw to his head.

"Wanna go play?" Smallkit asked. Tumblekit smiled at her, he nodded, the she-kit bounded past him and over to Sootkit, leaving Tumblekit alone.

"At least she's got a sister!" he said confidently and bounded off to go plan his next attempt at love.

Tumblekit watched Bramblestar talk to Ivypool.

"And then I told them we don't actually want Dovewing back, they almost begged us to take her, but we ran away." Ivypool nodded trying to hide her joy.

"Cool see you in the clearing." Bramblestar mewed padding off.

A few seconds later;

"All cats gather for a clan meeting." all the cats gathered as fast as they could when everyone was there:

"It's time to party! Dovewing is not returning, so goodbye to rainbow eyes!" immediately every one broke out in cheers and victory dancing for they no longer had to deal with the drama queen, cats bounded off to get more prey and the medicine cats started shouting out stuff.

"Come and get your Y.F from this hole in the ground so you can party all night long!" Everyone started partying including the elders. For the first in forever, Jayfeather smiled and started hardcore rapping about how useless Dovewing had been in the great battle. To Tumblekit this party was a great chance to get the hot she-kits.

Goosefeather/Sootkit pov

sootkit perched on the small outcrop on the side of the camp, surveying his domain. He watched as Thunderclan partied below him. he smirked as he pictured his followers bowing beneath him. Their rightful place. he thought, lapping at the Y.F soaked moss.

"Frostkit! bring me more Y.F." he commanded. Frostkit rolled her eye's and muttered something Sootkit couldn't hear over all the partying.

"what was that?" he asked threateningly. "Nothing, Boss." She mewed, scurrying to the dip in the ground filled with Y.F. a loud yowl distracted Sootkit and he turned in time to see Bramblestar leap off the High rock, screaming;

"I believe I can fly!"

"Starclan, save him!" Squirrelflight Yowled, from where she was winning an arm-wrestle with Lionblaze. Jayfeather grabbed the closest cat and flung them at Bramblestar. Briarlight flew through the air paw's outstretched to catch him. grabbing his tail, she continued to rise, landing in a tree.

"Did you see that?" she yowled, throwing Bramblestar back down triumphantly. the leader landed in the pool of Y.F, scattering the sugary drink all over camp.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!" everyone screeched and attacked Bramblestar.

"YES!" Squirrelflight screeched, taking the distraction to slam Lionblaze's paw down.

Sootkit watched, purring as Bramblestar was pinned down and tickled. the only cat who hadn't joined was the grieving Bumblestripe.

"why! Dovewing, Why?" Bumblestripe wailed. "I loved you, why couldn't you love me back?!"

"can someone give me a paw?" Briarlight meowed, still clinging to the tree branch.

"I'll save you!" Cinderheart cried, leaping forward and clawing her way up the tree.

"no! anyone but Cinderheart!" Briarlight screeched as the she-cat pulled herself onto the branch.

"don't be silly, You'll be fine," she said, taking her by the scruff, and hauling her down. halfway down, Cinderheart slipped and fell, dragging Briarlight with her. the two she-cats landed with a sickening crunch.

"OOOWWwww!" Cinderheart screeched, as everyone, abandoning Bramblestar, came running over.

"are you okay, Briarlight?" Millie asked, panicky.

"yeah..." Briarlight mewed, lying on top of Cinderheart.

"are you sure?" Graystripe asked as Cinderheart moaned softly. Briarlight nodded and dragged herself off of Cinderheart.

"My sweet! are you hurt?" Lionblaze shrieked, running at her with outstretched arms. "Jayfeather! DO something!" Lionblaze bellowed.

"huh?" the blind medicine cat grunted, looking up from where he was making out with Stick.

"Okay kits, time for bed!" Ivypool called shrilly. Sootkit watched as his slaves *cough* littermate's, bundled off after Ivypool. Sootkit stayed where he was, and watched his subjects party through the night and well into the morning.

Yellowfang/Honeykit pov

The camp was completely trashed, prey bones littered the clearing, and she swore she saw hairballs and puke somewhere. her mother had sent them to bed earlier than most, although it was still late.

"Let's do that again!" Tumblekit said as he pushed himself into a sitting position.

"It was wicked!" commented Frostkit drowsily, Sootkit continued sleeping, so did Ivypool, she twitched in her sleep.

"She's dreaming about flying Riverclan cats." guessed Tumblekit, Honeykit cocked her head.

"What makes you say that?"

"It's a side effect."

"A side effect of what?"

"Y.F"

"I don't like that drink," she said wrinkling her nose, Tumblekit looked at her shocked.

"But it's 75% sugar!" he screamed, Ivypool flicked her ears annoyed blinking open her eye's. Honeykit sighed.

"Is sugar everything?" she asked, "yes," he said confidently.

"Do you even know how we came by Y.F?" she asked curiously,

"it's a mystery." Frostkit said as she padded out of the nursery, Quick to return, "Daddy is lying out there and I think he's dead." Everyone rushed out to see Foxleap, who did indeed look dead.

"Call the medicine cat!" Ivypool shouted. Jayfeather came riding Lionblaze who was continuously saying;

"Weeewooooo, Weeeewoooo!" Jayfeather leaped off, did the best ballerina twirl in history and landed in a perfect battle stance.

"Nailed it!" he said holding up a paw for a fist bump, Lionblaze gave him it and the two nodded cooly.

"Help my mate!" shouted Ivypool, Jayfeather ignored her, for he and Lionblaze were doing the thirty moves long handshake. Ivypool stretched out her paws, about to throttle him.

"Oh yeah, sorry, dead mate right." Jayfeather said ducking past her and sniffing Foxleap, "we might have to do C.P.R!" he said urgently, preparing to do mouth to mouth, Foxleap shot up and began running away, screaming.

"Get back here, you!" Ivypool shouted, running after him.

This chapter was mostly dedicated to fellow Dovewing dislikers. If you like Dovewing, this is just our opinion, and she isn't that bad. Just thought it would be funny if they celebrated her leaving.

P.s Rainflower/Frostkit pov and Goosefeather/Sootkit pov were written by Berrycloud12catface