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Insanity Chapter 4: Tyke Must Be Stopped
"I hate hospitals" Tom said.
The Tom and Jerry Crew were driving to the hospital. Butch was at the wheel, Spike was snoring with his eyes open, Tyke had his head out the window with his tongue sticking out like a dog (which he technically was), Jerry was frowning at Tyke, and Tom was just being Tom.
Eventually, the hospital was in sight and Butch drove closer.
For those of you who don't know, today is the day when Tom gets his check-up at the doctor's.
Eventually, Butch and the others got out of the car after it was parked and they headed to the hospital.
As they walked closer to the hospital, Tom glared at Jerry.
"I'm going to kill you." Tom said.
"Why are you mad at ME?!" Jerry said.
"Because you were the one who reminded my brother that today was the day of my checkup." Tom said.
"Well, you do need a checkup. You haven't had one in 28 years." Jerry said.
"Bite me. I wouldn't even be here if Butch hadn't threatened me at gunpoint." Tom said.
"Tom, why do you have to be so stubborn about this? It's just a checkup. It'll be quick." Jerry said.
"Bah. If I want to go the rest of my life without a checkup, then I will." Tom said.
Eventually, they entered the hospital.
There were several people in the lobby.
"Ugh, I hate hospitals!" Tom said.
Tyke ran around the room like a missile. He kept running around with a crazed look on his face, causing a ruckus everywhere.
"What's the matter with you, brat?!" Tom said.
"I think he's in another sugar-induced craze." Jerry said.
"Spike, how much sugar do you allow your freak of a son to consume on a daily basis?" Tom asked Spike.
"About 5 gallons of sugar once every ten minutes. Why?" Spike said.
"He should be the one getting a checkup!" Tom said.
Meanwhile, a doctor saw Tyke and walked up to him.
If he had known about Tyke's sugar-craze, he probably wouldn't have done what he just did.
"Hey, little guy. Would you like a lollipop?" the doctor said.
The little dog's eyes dilated as he stared lustfully at the lollipops in the doctor's hand.
"I want a red lollipop! A RED one!" Tyke pointed at the red lollipop in the doctor's hand.
"Ok, here you go" the doctor said as he handed the red lollipop to Tyke.
"I said I wanted blue, you fool!" Tyke kicked the man in between the legs, causing him to jump up in pain.
As he did this, the doctor dropped the lollipops in his hand.
Tyke picked up the remaining lollipops and hungrily consumed them like a savage beast. Then Tyke looked around.
"Must…have…more…SUGAR!" Tyke said before running off with an insane laugh.
"(sigh) I'll go get him" Spike said before walking off in the direction that Tyke went.
Tom, Jerry, and Butch watched them leave.
"I will kill those dogs someday. Just see if I don't." Tom said.
"Now, now. Let's just get you to your doctor's appointment first." Jerry said.
With a scowl, Tom walked ahead to the nurse behind the front desk.
"I'm here for my doctor's appointment." Tom said.
"I'm sorry but we're not allowed to treat animals at our hospital. If you want treatment then you should go see a veterinarian." the nurse said.
"I am not going to a vet! And I'm not even an animal! I'm an anthropomorph" Tom said.
"The rules still apply." the nurse said.
Tom, who didn't even want a checkup in the first place, shrugged.
"Well, guys, it looks like I won't be getting that checkup after all so let's head on home. I'm sick of this place." Tom said.
"Not so fast! I have a disguise that might work on this lady!" Jerry said dramatically.
"Well, take it out and use it" Butch said.
Jerry grabbed a suitcase, that he seemingly got out of nowhere, and opened it. He took out a fake buzz-cutted mustache and attached it to his face.
Then Jerry walked up to the desk. However, since he was so small he had to use a ladder to get up there.
10 hours later
Jerry had finally finished climbing the ladder and walked up to the lady.
The lady saw his mustache and gasped.
"Oh my gosh! It's Adolf Hitler!" she said.
"You're right. I'm Hitler. And I demand that you let my friend get a checkup. If you don't, then there will be nasty consequences!" Jerry said.
"Of course, Mr. Hitler! Anything you say! Just don't kill me." the nurse said.
Thanks to Jerry's persuasion, the nurse was able to allow Tom to get his checkup. Much to his dismay.
"I'm going to kill you for this." Tom said as he glared at Jerry.
"Drop it, Tom!" Jerry said.
"I can't believe that disguise worked. You don't look or sound like Hitler. You're not even as tall as Hitler, and you bare no resemblance to Hitler. Plus, Hitler's dead." Butch said in disbelief.
"It just goes to show how stupid humans are." Tom said.
"Oh no. You're not going to start your 'I hate humanity speech'." Jerry said.
"Why not? Is your constitution too weak to handle such an intense speech" Tom said.
"No. You just anger everyone who hears it. Last time, we had to run 49 blocks just to get away from an angry human mob with laser-guided pitchforks" Jerry said.
"You should be glad that you got such good exercise. Not everyone can run 49 blocks." Tom said.
"I'm not mad about that! I'm mad about the fact that we nearly got killed by pitchforks that shoot lasers!" Jerry shouted.
"That's nothing to be mad about" Tom said.
"We nearly died." Jerry said.
"So?" Tom said.
"SO?! We could have lost our lives!" Jerry said.
"Um, can we change the subject to something that doesn't involve death?" Butch said.
"Like wars?" Tom said.
"That kind of involves death too." Butch said.
"Ha, ninny." Tom said.
"Don't call me that!" Butch said.
"Well, you are! But now that you mention wars, that reminds me of our days in the military." Tom said.
"Oh yeah. I remember those days. They were chaotic." Butch said.
"They were fun!" Tom said.
"You WOULD think that!" Butch said.
"Wait. You two were in the army? How come I never heard of this" Jerry asked.
"You never asked, stupid." Tom said.
"Hey, you don't have to insult him! And yes Jerry, we were in the army. In fact, we were one of the main contributors to World War 3." Butch said.
"Cut the gas. There was never a World War 3" Jerry said.
"Actually, there WAS a World War 3." Tom said.
"There was? Then how come no one has ever heard about it?!" Jerry said.
"Because the government decided to keep it secret and under wraps" he responded.
"Why?" Jerry asked.
"The less you know the better. All I can tell you is that after the war ended, the government used a device that caused the people to lose their memories of World War 3. Only a select few people know about it" Tom said.
"Should we be discussing a government secret in a public hallway?" Butch asked.
"Probably not, but the conversation has been started so we might as well finish it."
"So…what started World War 3?" Jerry said.
"Tom" Butch said.
"What about Tom?" Jerry asked.
"He accidentally started World War 3" Butch said.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that the Canadians would react that way?!" Tom said.
"So Tom started a World War? Somehow, I'm not surprised. And I'm not even going to ask about the Canadians." Jerry said.
"Good, because you probably don't want to know." Tom said.
"So, what happened? Tell me the story." Jerry said.
"Well, it went like this. It all started when it was discovered that the Canadians were really extra-terrestrial alien life forms in disguise." Butch said.
"That explains why they talk so weird" Jerry said.
(I don't mean to offend anyone from Canada. I actually think that Canada is awesome. I'm just insulting it for comedy reasons and I don't mean to hurt anyone)
"Well, anyway, here's what happened. It all started when Tom decided to…"
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In a normal situation, Spike would enjoy being by himself. But he wasn't enjoying this for several reasons.
One: he was in a hospital, which was not a good place to hang out in.
Two: He was chasing after his crazed son who had eaten one gallon of sugar too many…
Following his son wasn't hard to do though. All he had to do was follow the trail of destruction led by Tyke.
Spike kept walking slowly and carefully. He searched left and right to find his son but couldn't find him.
Eventually, Spike started to lose hope, and that's when…it happened.
Spike heard the sound of someone punching someone else.
"I'll kick the snot out of you, Shredder! That'll teach you to mess with my heroes, the Ninja Turtles!" a voice said.
A voice that belonged to Tyke.
Spike turned the corner and saw Tyke punching the daylights out of an innocent doctor.
"Tyke, STOP!" Spike said.
Tyke turned around and saw Spike.
Recognition flared in his eyes.
"Santa Claus!" Tyke said.
"Huh?" Spike said.
Then Tyke ran into a surgery room.
"Yay, I'm in the Bat Cave!" Tyke said.
"Oh boy" Spike said.
Apparently, the sugar in Tyke's system was making him delusional.
Time to stop him before he did any more damage.
No matter what, Tyke had to be stopped!
XXXXX
"I hate this place" grumbled Tom.
"Look at it this way. The sooner you get your checkup over with, the sooner we can leave this place." Jerry said.
Tom and his companions were in front of the room that Tom's doctor was supposed to be in.
Butch knocked on the door.
"I'll be out in a moment" a voice said.
"So, anyway, what happened after the mutants declared war on the United States?" Jerry asked, clearly intrigued with the story of World War 3.
"Well, what happened was…um. What happened again?" Butch asked.
"You don't remember? Wow. And I thought my memory was bad" Tom said.
Butch glared at his gothic brother.
"Shut up. That is not true. It's just that so much stuff happened during World War 3 that I'm having a hard time remembering it all." Butch said.
"You of all people should know what happened. Remember, the robots?" Tom said.
"Oh yeah, NOW I remember. That was when Dr. Woe released his robot army in hopes of wiping out the Canadians." Butch said.
"He sent his robot army after the Americans too. That's where we come in." Tom said.
"Oh boy. I feel another freakishly long flashback coming up." Jerry said.
XXXXX
While Jerry listens to Tom's freakishly long flashback, let's see how Spike and Tyke are doing.
XXXXXXX
Spike looked at the trail of destruction and carnage led by Tyke. His crazed son was eating more and more sugar, slowly turning completely insane.
Spike walked through the hall where he was sure that his son would cause more havoc.
Armed with a butterfly net as well as a frying pan that would protect his head, Spike charged forward.
To be honest, Spike was a little nervous. It was never a good thing when his son went insane, and yes, this was not the first time he went crazy.
Spike wasn't a coward. If he was, then there was no way he could survive living with Tom and Jerry. Especially Tom.
However, Spike knew when he was in a dangerous situation and this is one of those situations.
So he was extremely cautious as he followed the trail of sugar that his son left behind.
The sugar led down into the basement, and reluctantly, Spike went down.
If you thought the hospital was creepy, then the hospital's basement was even creepier.
Spike felt cold shivers go down his spine as he walked down into the basement.
CREAK!
Spike turned around as he heard the creepy noise resonate throughout the basement.
Yet, Spike continued onward.
Eventually, Spike began to hear a noise as he continued.
The closer he got to the sound, the more familiar it seemed.
Soon, Spike came across his son who was talking to a legion of mice.
And not the harmless kind of mice like Jerry, but the live, wild, disease ridden kind.
"Don't worry Papa Smurf. I'll get you back home!" Tyke said.
"Tyke" Spike said.
Tyke turned to his father.
"Look out! It's Gargamel!" Tyke screamed, "I'll protect you!"
Tyke charged toward Spike.
Spike relaxed.
He knew that he was way stronger than Tyke was, so there was no reason to worry.
That is until Tyke took out a big giant bazooka/ machine gun/ missile launcher/ grenade launcher/ flamethrower/ laser shooter/ bomb shooter/ torpedo launcher/ knife thrower/ acid shooter/ cannon/ any other deadly weapon you can think of.
Spike's jaw dropped to the ground. (Like it did when Tyke took out that giant knife in Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and his Merry Mouse)
"HOLY SCHNITZEL!" Spike yelled in alarm.
"Prepare to die, Gargamel!" Tyke said.
Oh shoot. Oh SHOOT!
Tyke shot the bazooka/ machine gun/ missile launcher/ grenade launcher/ flamethrower/ laser shooter/ bomb shooter/ torpedo launcher/ knife thrower/ acid shooter/ cannon at Spike.
Spike screamed as he ran out of the basement, explosions following behind him.
XXXXXX
"Good morning, gentlemen. Sorry about the delay. Please take a seat." The doctor said.
The doctor also happened to be Droopy.
"Droopy? I didn't know you were a doctor." Butch said.
"Yes. Doctorism is just one of my many talents." Droopy said.
"Doctorism? Is that even a word?" Butch said.
"In any case. I will be your doctor." Droopy said.
"Oh no no no NO! I don't trust Droopy. I'm out of here. You can rot for all I care." Tom said, trying to squeeze out of his brother's grip.
"Blast it, Butch. Let me go!" Tom said.
"Not until you get your doctor's appointment over with." Butch said.
"Curse you." Tom said.
"I love you too. Now please, do what Droopy says." Butch said.
"Are you forgetting that this is the guy who drove his motorcycle through our wall and into our television?" Tom said.
"Relax. That was an accident." Butch said.
"An ACCIDENT! That was no freaking accident! No accident can cause you to drive on someone's private property, straight through their wall, and into their television!" Tom said.
"So you're afraid of Droopy?" Butch asked.
"I'm not afraid of him. I just don't trust him" Tom said.
"No, I think you're just afraid. Fear has you in it's grasp" Butch said.
"I'll show you fear!" Tom said as he punched Butch in the face.
Butch landed on the ground.
"Why you…" Butch growled before he jumped at Tom.
Butch and Tom started to fight each other and before they knew it, they were on the ground biting and scratching.
"(sigh) He's always like this. Tom throws more of a fuss over getting a simple check up than Butch does over someone breaking his iPod." Jerry explained.
Jerry decided to sit down and wait for the brothers to stop fighting.
XXXXXX
Spike was panting as he ran down the hallway. He turned around and saw that Tyke was still chasing him.
He kept running away from Tyke and continued down the hall, pushing his way through doctors and nurses as he ran.
Tyke continued to chase him.
Eventually, Spike stopped and turned around.
'What am I doing? I should be the one chasing him! Not the other way around!' he thought.
With that in mind, Spike charged toward Tyke.
"I'm tired of running like a scared little baby! It's time to act like a man!" Spike said.
Spike charged toward Tyke like a football player about to tackle his opponent.
That is until Tyke stuck his foot to the side.
Spike tripped on Tyke's foot and fell out the window.
He fell 56 stories before landing on the ground.
XXXXXX
Tom was blindfolded, gagged, tied up, and chained as Butch carried him to Droopy.
Droopy tied up Tom to the examining table so he won't be able to escape. Once this was accomplished, Droopy released Tom's blindfold and his gag.
"Now, we can begin the exam." Droopy said.
Tom glared at Butch.
"This is all your fault" Tom said.
"Why do you have to be so stubborn about one tiny checkup?!" Butch said.
"I dislike you with strong intensity." Tom said.
"And I don't care. Just be quiet so Droopy can look you over" Butch said.
"Alright, fine. Let's just get this over with." Tom said.
And so, Butch and Jerry sat down in a corner of the room while Droopy examined Tom.
"Do you think we should look for Spike?" Jerry asked.
"Why should we?" Butch said.
"I don't know. It's just that we haven't seen him since he went after Tyke. You think he'd be back by now." Jerry said.
"You're such a worrywart. I'm sure Spike's fine. He's probably having a good time right this minute." Butch said.
XXXXX
'This is not my idea of a good time' Spike thought to himself after falling 56 stories.
He slowly got to his feet.
'You probably can't tell, but I'm in a considerable amount of pain right now.' Spike thought, 'could this day get any worse?'
Then, Superman appeared out of nowhere, looking ticked off for no apparent reason. He flew towards Spike and punched his lights out.
XXXXXX
Tom frowned heavily at Droopy. He didn't like him, and Tom made sure to let him know that.
Of course, he didn't like doctors period.
"First, we will test your reflexes" Droopy said.
"How can you test my reflexes if I can't move?!" Tom asked, referring to the fact that he was chained.
Droopy didn't respond. He simply took out a hammer.
Droopy pulled the hammer back.
"What's the hammer for?" Tom asked.
WHAM!
Tom was knocked into unconsciousness.
"Oh dear! I think I might've killed my patient. Oh well. I guess this means I will have to perform CPR." Droopy said.
(Note how similar this scene is to the Tom and Jerry Tales episode 'A life Less Guarded' in which Droopy gives Tom mouth-to-mouth CPR)
Jerry and Butch stared wide-eyed as Droopy gave Tom mouth-to-mouth CPR.
"You know, I almost hope Tom doesn't wake up" Jerry said.
Unfortunately, Tom did wake up.
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Tom's scream resonated throughout the entire hospital.
XXXXXXX
Spike was in the hospital's parking lot and he was recovering from getting the snot kicked out of him by Superman.
Suddenly, Tyke left the hospital, passed by Spike, and jumped into a car.
Surprisingly, the car was unlocked, the car keys were inside, and all Tyke had to do was activate the engine before he drove off on a quest to get more sugar!
"Oh no! I have to stop Tyke! But how? I need a ride!" Spike said.
Then the Batmobile stopped by Spike.
"Did you say that you needed a ride?" Batman asked.
"Hey, Batman! Sweet ride you got there." Spike said.
"Thanks. Now get in. We gonna catch that dog!" Batman said dramatically.
Spike got in the passenger seat and the Batmobile drove off.
Tyke drove down the road.
He looked in the rearview mirror and saw the Batmobile.
'NO! I must get the sugar before they catch me!' he thought.
Of course, Tyke had no driving lessons of any kind ever.
If he did, he would've known to look where he was driving.
BAM!
- To be continued -
What will happen next? What did Tyke crash into? Will Tom ever finish his checkup? Will Tyke ever get the sugar?
Stay tuned for more Insanity!