At Sonilu Studios, Sonic was sitting in his chair on set. Then, he got up.
"This is Sonic the Hedgehog with a special message for you cats. Like those prisoners said, ya never, ever wanna go to prison! But the sad truth is, there are many folks out there who are in a prison of a different kind. It ain't a building, either! People are goin' through life dealin' with some heavy problems like depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, and other stuff that just wasn't their fault! If you're one of those people, I just wanna say to ya that I feel your pain! Trust me, I've gone through a lot in life, and so have some of my closest friends! Know this: No matter what, if you're feelin' bummed out and ya don't know what to do, just pick up your phone and make a call!" Sonic pulled out a cell phone. "There's always somebody ya can chat with! Whether it's a friend, a family member, a help line or whatever, there's always somebody who cares! Whoever you are, you're the smartest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful person I've ever met, and I know at least one person thinks you are, too! Don't ever forget that!"
Suddenly, Prisoner #91893 came out of nowhere and snatched the phone from Sonic, who dropped his jaw.
#91893 yelled at the phone: "HEY MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!" After giving it a funny look, he told Sonic: "Hang up on that bitch!" and then threw the phone on the ground.
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