What happens when someone up in heaven finally realizes how absolutely lacking in common sense the Eva universe is and decides to do something about it? A collection of crack-tastic mini-stories!

[Set during REBUILD 3.0 1.0, SPOILERS for it and all REBUILD Movies] Shinji decides to confide Asuka something important he wanted to tell her from the moment they stopped at the village. And then, she decides to reveal something too, leading the two to finally deal with what both have left to each other ... and with what is left for them both to do in the New World ...

An ongoing series of profiles on potential allies, antiheroes, and foes to interact with the fan-favorite Superwomen of EVA. Your favorite DC and Marvel characters, A-list or deep-cut, anime-ized!

Shinji Ikari, pilot of Unit-01, is sent on a solo mission to the Moon. No strings attached, right? Right?

Shinji is kidnapped, and NERV is not going to like what it finds during the search for him. (This is a "test" version; I will be writing another draft of the entire story once this current iteration is complete.)

A story about two souls wandering in a broken world who try to find a way to be at peace with themself and understand each other.

What's better than one normal-sized temperamental redhead that calls you an idiot? How about an uncountable number of tiny temperamental redheads that communicate only by calling you an idiot and have tiny lances created by an ancient precursor civilization? What do you mean that's not better?

La música no era el problema. El problema era que ella se lo había pedido. (Oneshot. Asushin. Cover art by Yadoraki)

In the wake of second impact, desperate nations across the globe turned against their neighbors and waged war, the likes of which humanity hadn't seen in half a century. Years later, a veteran of one of these conflicts is summoned by NERV to assist them in waging a new type of war, and finds himself increasingly entangled in the lives of the people he finds in Tokyo-3.

(A new "re-upload) Shinji found out that people aren't always loyal. He found that out the hard way. Now Just a oneshot

(A redoing of Terminal Lucidity original, which has been deleted of the site) After extensive and heavy strain from the piloting of Unit 01, Shinji is starting to feel its effects on his body and mind. It's only downhill from here.

After the battle against Zeruel, Gendo is suddenly killed. SEELE decides to put someone completely unexpected in his place.

Kaji finds a different version of Adam than he expected, and the game is changed: The Dead Sea Scrolls are wrong! Gendo will have to let a few more people in on his plans if he wants to defeat SEELE at their game. And while humanity nears its untimely end, Shinji Ikari must learn to deal with some repressed feelings and hopefully come to terms with his place in the world. Longfic.

An self-insert where I have to help stop the third impact from happening so I can have another chance.

(Not to be taken seriously) What if Commander Ikari had another child that even he didn't know about?... One that literally works with him on the bridge. Guess he can't outsmart this scenario...

Set in the anime, starting with the end of the Twelfth Angel attack, Shinji, along with NERV, find themselves having to deal with the unexpected, and very unimaginable arrival of a new generation with a tie to the hurtful past. Since there is an infinite number of alternate universes, the same scenario can be visited over and over again, with different results.

After Third Impact, Shinji Ikari is gifted a new start. With a new resolve, Shinji realizes he can change events for the better.

Shinji and Asuka go on a double date with some old friends.

Shinji Ikari was taken in by Naoko and Ritsuko Akagi after Gendo left him. What could happen? Rated M for heavy topics of depression and disturbing themes. Finally over in time for New Years

La adversidad parece haber vencido a Asuka, y a causa de ello lleva seis meses sin poder despertar. Shinji, Mari y Misato parecieran que nada pueden hacer para hacer que despierte, pues sólo hay una cosa que sí puede. Oneshot.

(Rewritten Rebuild) - Shinji Ikari, a boy who was born thinking he could do no good for the world, but fate showed that this was wrong, he would apprehend in the worst possible way.

Post-Rebuild 3.33, Shinji is recovered from the red earth by Asuka, having been condemned and wronged, he will do anything to prove his innocence and take revenge on those who abandoned him and betrayed him, being unable to count and trust anyone, only him same.

The Siege on NERV left everyone in pain and agony... Although two people got closer through the struggles. A Maternal Programming Story. (I had to put OC because there is no Shiro Tokita on the character list...) A continuation of Maternal Programming

Al unísono, sin que Shikinami lo imaginase, Shinji, encontrándose en una silenciosa estación de trenes, sonrió al escuchar la voz de Asuka reverberando en el viento. [One-shot]

A story depicting what happened outside the Evas during the time of Two Souls; it outlines how Asuka/Shinji interactions changed under influence of Kyoko and Yui. It happens chronologically during chapters 8. and 9. of Two Souls.