?: COME ON!

(Makes it to the hole…)

?: YES!

(But stops before it goes in the cup.

?: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

*screen cuts to black*

?: HELLO YOUTUBE!

(Various other greetings toward the viewers)

?: Welcome to our new Gaming Channel: BEACON GAMING!

?: We should probably introduce ourselves though…

?: How many of us are there right now?

?: Eight.

?: Can't be helped!

Jaune: Okay, I'll start then. I'm Jaune Arc.

Ruby: I'm Ruby Rose!

Yang: And I'm her sister, Yang Xiao Long.

Pyrrha: I'm Pyrrha Nikos.

Roderick: My name is Roderick Montague.

Blake: Blake Belladonna.

Leichter: Leichter Xandercat.

Mercury: And lastly, I'm Mercury Black.

Jaune: And today, we'll be playing a game we've seen, and think will be fun.

(Leichter mouths "No it won't")

Jaune: What is this game, Ruby?

Ruby: It's called; GOLF IT!

Yang: Well, should we jump right in?

Blake: I don't see why not.

(Words of approval)

(Cut to lobby screen)

Mercury: We all in?

Roderick: I think we are.

Ruby: Then I'll start the game!

Yang: Oh, there's a sign!

Leichter: 'Welcome to the Trick Room Mansion. Where NOTHING is what it seems.'

Pyrrha: So, expect the unexpected?

Blake: Seems to be the case.

Jaune: Oh! There's the hole!

Ruby: Uh, Jaune?

(Hole moves away, Jaune's ball goes off the map.)

Jaune: Wait, what happened?

(chuckling from everyone else)

Roderick: Were you NOT paying attention? It said NOTHING is as it seems.

SangriaDespot1 scored a Hole in One!

Leichter: I found the real hole.

Jaune: WHAT?

Yang: Where was it?

Leichter: I'm not telling.

Mercury: We were all distracted by Jaune's failure we didn't see where Leichter went.

Leichter: Now you're on your own.

Ruby: Hang on guys! I have an idea!

(Ruby proceeds to full blast her ball towards the fake hole)

Roderick: WOAH!

Pyrrha: What did you find?

(On Ruby's screen: She is in a cave with a message that says; Reset with R. Shoot in the opposite direction of the flag. Tell no one.)

Ruby: Nothing.

Mercury: Where the hell is it?

Yang: Maybe we should just hit our balls everywhere until we get something.

Jaune: Good idea.

(They proceed to do so. Except for Ruby. All goes fine until…)

(Jaune and Roderick's balls collide, and bounce off each other.)

Roderick: Oh great, there's collision.

Blake: So we can hit the other balls to sabotage people?

Mercury: You mean like, THIS?

(Mercury slams his ball on the wall, bouncing off of it and into the other balls.

Blake: Yes like that.

CelicaDrake6 finished in 4 strokes.

(Yang laughs hysterically)

Roderick: What happened?

Yang: Mercury knocked me into where the hole is with his 'sabotage' attempt.

Mercury: Are you kidding me?

Leichter: Nope. I saw it too.

CrescentRoseReaper finished in 2 strokes.

Ruby: There we go!

Roderick: Okay, Ruby knew something. I'm going to repeat what she did.

(Roderick proceeds to full blast his ball towards the fake hole. He's in the cave and sees the message.)

Roderick: Oh wow.

Jaune: What?

OliveAutarch4 finished in 5 strokes.

Roderick: Shoot backward from where we all started.

TheGreatArc finished in 7 strokes.

Jaune: REALLY!?

(Laughter from Leichter and Ruby)

BlackheartBoots41 finished in 6 strokes.

GambolGambit13 finished in 4 strokes.

PolarExpress001 finished in 5 strokes

Mercury: You have got to be kidding me.

Jaune: And it's only the FIRST HOLE!

Yang: This is great.

Blake: Says someone in the top half.

Mercury: You are too! Shut the hell up!

Roderick: What the hell is this?

(The hole is floating in mid-air, above where the balls start)

Ruby: How are we going to do this.

Mercury: With bullshit, because that worked out SO WELL for some people!

(Mercury full blasts the ball. Promptly gets sent back to start.)

Leichter: Okay, so that's NOT what we're supposed to do.

OliveAutarch4 scored a Hole in One!

(Roderick tries and fails to keep his laughter in)

Jaune: Whaaaaaat?

Yang: I saw that!

Ruby: Oh my god! The ramp is invisible!

Pyrrha: Really?

Leichter: Unbelievable.

BlackheartBoots41 finished in 3 strokes.

Mercury: Got it.

Blake: So it's one of those maps, huh?

GambolGambit13 finished in 3 strokes.

(Jaune's ball falls off the map.)

Jaune: THERE'S A HOLE IN THE RAMP!

(Laughter from Roderick and Mercury)

Yang: Really?

Jaune: An invisible hole on an invisible ramp. Wow. Just wow.

CeliceDrake6 finished in 4 strokes.

Yang: I don't see the problem.

Jaune: Oh HAHA!

CrescentRoseReaper finished in 4 strokes.

PolarExpress001 finished in 5 strokes.

SangriaDespot1 finished in 4 strokes.

Leichter: I seriously don't get what's wrong.

Mercury: Yeah. I don't see the problem here.

Jaune: Shut up!

(Jaune falls off the map)

Jaune: It HAPPENED AGAIN!

(Laughter ensues)

Ruby: Jaune, you have 30 seconds left…

Jaune: WHAT!?

Pyrrha: There's a time limit.

Blake: And it's almost up.

Jaune: AAAAGH!

(Jaune falls off the map again.)

Jaune: WHY?!

(More laughter.)

Roderick: What's the penalty for running out of time.

Leichter: I think we're about to find out what Ruby set it to.

(Ruby giggles mischievously.)

Yang: 5 seconds left.

Jaune: COME ON!

(Makes it to the hole…)

Jaune: YES!

(But stops before it goes in the cup.

Jaune: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

(Manic laughter from the other boys.)

TheGreatArc ran out of time.

Jaune: What did I get.

Roderick: I'm looking at the scoreboard, and…

(Roderick laughs in a higher pitch that his normal voice.)

Jaune: What?

Roderick: You got a hundred and two…

Jaune: WHAT?!

(Everyone else laughs, except Pyrrha, who is cupping her mouth with her hands on her face-cam)

Jaune: RUBY! WHY DID YOU SET IT TO THAT!?

Ruby: Because I thought it would be funny. And I was right!

Pyrrha: Alright. Hole Three. Let's go.

Mercury: Let's see what we have to now.

Blake: I don't see the flag.

Ruby: All I see are bushes.

Leichter: Let's hit our balls into the bushes. Surely it will work.

SangriaDespot1 scored a Hole in One!

Leichter: I was being sarcastic!

OliveAutarch scored a Hole in One!

(Roderick laughs manically.)

CrescentRoseReaper scored a Hole in One!

BlackheartBoots41 scored a Hole in One!

PolarExpress001 scored a Hole in One!

TheGreatArc scored a Hole in One!

CelicaDrake6 scored a Hole in One!

GambolGambit13 scored a Hole in One!

(Laughter from everyone but Leichter.)

Leichter: I was joking!

Pyrrha: Regardless, now we move on.

Author's Notes

First of all, yes. Mercury being part of this is intentional. Like I said at the disclaimer; the characters all know each other and are friendly with each other, most of the time. Case in point, Mercury's "sabotage" attempt. Second, I am aware that it ended on Hole 3. This is actually going to be a daily update thing until the entire course is completed. Which means five more chapters of rage, hilarity, and misfortune. Third, and probably most important, let me know in a review not only what you think, but what game you'd like to see next. The only criteria is that it has to be able to be played on online multiplayer. That should be all. This is very ambitious of me, but I want to give it a shot. I will see you tomorrow. No disclaimer on what I own in this fic because it's already on the disclaimer you should be reading at the start anyways. Until next time, I'll stay Enigmatic.

-UltimateEnigmatic