(Both ? and ? reset and quickly hit towards the right wall. Neither were going in the correct direction, but the balls bounced off each other, and one ball made its mark. The other…)

? finished in ? strokes.

?: WHAT THE FUCK!

(? laughs maniacally. The others laugh more subtly.)

(Screen cuts to black.)

Mercury: So Hole Four. What do we have to do?

Jaune: Smashing the ball at max speed seems to be the way to do it.

Pyrrha: Seems like a good idea right now.

Leichter: Yes. Follow the advice of someone with 110 strokes.

Jaune: It's better than NOTHING!

Blake: Maybe starting with this game wasn't the best idea.

Ruby. Yeah, maybe. But we're going through the entire course!

Yang: Yeah, I'll admit that aside from the unfair map creations people make, it's a solid game.

Roderick: Speaking of which, the hole's on the other side of this wall.

Yang: It's probably fake.

(Yang's ball bounces off the wall.)

Roderick: Yep. Totally fake.

(Jaune smashes his ball. It goes flying away.)

Mercury: How'd that go for you?

(Jaune's screen: In a house with a sign that says; The left most part of the wall is fake. Sssshhh. Keep it a secret!)

(Jaune resets.)

Jaune: Exactly what you'd expect.

Blake: Which is…

Roderick: I think he found a secret.

Jaune: Nooooooo….

Ruby: That was the most unconvincing denial I've ever heard.

Leichter: Alrighty then, just do what Jaune did and we'll find out.

(Everyone proceeds to smash their balls in random directions. Needless to say, collision messes up their trajectories. All but one.)

Roderick: Who hit me?

Mercury: YOU hit ME!

Yang: We all hit each other. Stop complaining.

Pyrrha: Yeah… We all totally hit each other…

(Pyrrha found the sign and reset quickly. Meanwhile, while everyone was distracted…)

TheGreatArc finished in 3 strokes.

(Jaune chuckles to himself proudly.)

Blake: You really shouldn't be proud of yourself when you have over 100 strokes…

Jaune: Yeah, but you guys could get it too.

(The balls get blasted again. This time, two other balls strike true. And by true, they made it to the house. All-the-while, Pyrrha takes advantage of everyone being distracted. Well, almost everyone.)

PolarExpress001 finished in 4 strokes.

Mercury: I saw that, Pyrrha!

(Jaune and Pyrrha laugh.)

BlackheartBoots41 finished in 5 strokes.

Ruby: What's happening?

Leichter: I honestly don't know.

Roderick: Me two.

Yang: Yeah… Really.

(Both Roderick and Yang saw the sign.)

(Blake manages to find the sign. Ruby and Leichter are having no such luck.)

OliveAutarch4 finished in 6 strokes.

CelicaDrake6 finished in 6 strokes.

Leichter: You bastards! I saw that!

(Laughter comes from those who finished)

Ruby: What?! What did you see?

Blake: Nothing of importance.

GambolGambit13 finished in 7 strokes.

SangriaDespot1 finished in 8 strokes.

Ruby: WHERE IS IT?

(ruby frantically hits her ball multiple times. Somehow missing the portal to the house.)

Roderick: There's only fifteen seconds left. Shoot softly in the left-most part of the wall.

(Ruby does. It goes straight through the wall.)

Ruby: Unbelievable.

(Laughter comes from everyone else. But then…)

(Ruby's ball bounces out of the cup.)

Ruby: YAAAAH!

(Louder laughter)

Leichter: She's almost out of time!

CrescentRoseReaper finished in 13 strokes.

Jaune: Nooo! She didn't get a hundred…

Ruby: Gee. That makes it SO much better.

Leichter: Hole Five. Oh my god…

(The hole is at the end of a giant maze.)

Mercury: We seriously have to go through ALL that?

Blake: Do you see another way?

Ruby: There has to be. This course has done nothing but mess with our heads!

Leichter: I'm not going to waste time thinking about it.

(They all go through the maze. With varying success.)

Yang: Op. That's a dead end.

Blake: So's this.

Roderick: I found a dead end too.

(Roderick REALLY saw a portal. He went through it and saw a message; HAWHAWHAW! You'd think you'd learn by now that some walls are fake. Center of the right wall at the start. Keep it a secret!)

Jaune: Ooh! What's this? Oh… It's a dead end.

OliveAutarch4 finished in 8 strokes.

Roderick: And I'm done.

Ruby: WHAAAAAT?

Yang: He found something didn't he.

Leichter: Yeah, he did. How amazing.

(Leichter found the portal and the message.)

Mercury: What did he find?

Yang: Wait… A-MAZE-ing?

Leichter: And now I'm not telling you.

Blake: Really?

Leichter: Yep.

SangriaDespot1 finished in 9 strokes.

(Meanwhile, Ruby and Pyrrha found the portal and read the message.)

Ruby: Center of the-

(Ruby instantly goes silent.)

Pyrrha: Nice save, Ruby.

CrescentRoseReaper finished in 10 strokes.

PolarExpress001 finished in 9 strokes.

Mercury: Please just tell us!

Jaune: I do NOT want another one hundred!

Roderick: All I'm going to say is that you have to go through the maze.

(Blake and Yang found the portal.)

CelicaDrake6 finished in 13 strokes.

GambolGambit13 finished in 12 strokes.

Blake: There we go.

Jaune: WHERE IS IT!?

Leichter: Just tell them. By the time they finish the maze, time will have run out.

Ruby: Nope.

Mercury: What do you mean, nope?

Ruby: Nope.

Jaune: WHERE IS IT!?

Pyrrha: Right wall at the beginning!

(Both Jaune and Mercury reset and quickly hit towards the right wall. Neither were going in the correct direction, but the balls bounced off each other, and one ball made its mark. The other…)

BlackheartBoots41 finished in 19 strokes.

Jaune: WHAT THE FUCK!

(Mercury laughs maniacally. The others laugh more subtly.)

TheGreatArc ran out of time.

Jaune: GREAT! ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED!

Mercury: Jaune, I'm so sorry…

Jaune: NO YOU'RE NOT!

(More laughter.)

Jaune: You know what? Now I'm just going to spend the rest of the game sabotaging you all. There's no point in me trying to win now. Is there?

Leichter: On a map like this? You're more likely to knock us into the hole that knock us away from it.

Blake: Especially considering none of us know where the hole is to begin with.

Ruby: Alright! Hole Six!

Yang: Oh look! A cannon!

(Mercury goes into the cannon.)

Blake: So?

Mercury: It looks like I can aim the cannon- Oh fuck off!

Roderick: Oh dear. What?

Mercury: The hole is being blocked by moving targets. There's like a tiny gap in which you can get in.

Pyrrha: Oh that can't be good.

Jaune: Great. A hole I can't sabotage you on. This is fantastic!

(They all try the cannon and fail various amounts of times. All but one, who…)

(Ruby quietly hums Dusty Old Qrow.)

Yang: Ruby? What are you doing?

Ruby: Oh nothing!

CrescentRoseReaper scored a Hole in One!

Yang: That isn't nothing!

Roderick: What did she find?

Leichter: I can't see it.

Pyrrha: I think I see what Ruby saw.

(On Pyrrha's screen, there is a very well-hidden arrow pointing to a body of water. In the water, is a goal gate that functions the same way as a cup. Except all the ball needs to do is go through it, instead of in it.)

Pyrrha PM's Jaune about what she saw.

PolarExpress001 finished in 3 strokes.

TheGreatArc finished in 6 strokes.

Leichter: Yeah she did. Apparently, so did Jaune.

Mercury: Wait… what the…

(Mercury sees the arrow.)

BlackheartBoots finished in 7 strokes.

Roderick: Unfortunately, I think we all saw you, Mercury.

Leichter: Yeah. We did.

Mercury: Damn.

GambolGambit13 finished in 8 strokes.

OliveAutarch4 finished in 7 strokes.

CelicaDrake6 finished in 9 strokes.

SangriaDespot1 finished in 8 strokes.

(Laughing comes from everyone, even Mercury. Well… almost everyone.)

Jaune: Glad you're all having fun.

Roderick: Now I'm worried that Jaune's going to find out where the hole is and just body-block it from everyone at some point.

Leichter: I think it you shouldn't test those waters.

Author's Notes

Nothing's really here. Though, if you're curious, here are the standings as of Hole 6;

PolarExpress001 (Pyrrha): 27

OliveAutarch4 (Roderick): 28

CrescentRoseReaper (Ruby): 31

SangriaDespot1 (Leichter): 31

GambolGambit13 (Blake): 35

CelicaDrake6 (Yang): 37

BlackheartBoots41 (Mercury): 41

TheGreatArc (Jaune): 221

See you tomorrow for the next set of three holes on this infuriating map. Until next time, I'll stay Enigmatic.

-UltimateEnigmatic