?: Uh, ?. I do believe it's a race.
?: You're on!
(Screen cuts to black.)
Ruby: All right! We're in the home stretch!
Jaune: Thank god this horrible map is almost over!
Blake: And we agree to never play this map again.
Yang: Yes.
Leichter: And hopefully no more rage-quits.
Mercury: We have a gaming channel. We're getting rage-quits.
Pyrrha: Hole Thirteen. The sign this time says; 'Welcome to Plinko. Have fun.'
Ruby: Oh great, the stupidest game ever.
Blake: It's not THAT bad, right?
Jaune: Well, it's luck based. And if it's luck based, that means Ruby's going to get it in one. Because the game LOVES her.
Ruby: Okay then. Let's test that theory.
(Ruby launches her ball. It completely goes past the Plinko and to another hole. Hole Six to be precise. In fact, it went into the body of water where the goal gate was. And…)
CrescentRoseReaper scored a Hole in One!
(Ruby gets out of her chair again and screams jauntily.)
Jaune: SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
(Everyone else goes down the Plinko and fails a few times. Except a few others who noticed something.)
Leichter: Well, crap. I missed.
Mercury: Oh look, I think I got it.
BlackheartBoots41 scored a Hole in One!
Yang: Nobody tell Jaune.
Jaune: Tell me what?
CelicaDrake6 scored a Hole in One!
Pyrrha: I didn't see you go down the Plinko though…
Blake: There's a secret.
Leichter: Yep, there totally is.
(Leichter went down the Plinko. It landed dead center which put him in a portal. He ends up in a basket with a message that says; 'Congratulations. You've wasted your time. The hole is right behind you when you start. You think you'd learn by now?')
Jaune: What is it?
Leichter: I'm going to listen to Yang on this one.
Pyrrha: So Leichter knows something.
Jaune: Well I guess I'll go down the Plinko and try to see what he saw.
(Jaune goes down the Plinko. While he is, Leichter seizes the opportunity. Everyone else sees him.)
SangriaDespot1 finished in 3 strokes.
Leichter: If you saw me, now would be a good time to replicate.
Blake: Done.
GambolGambit13 finished in 4 strokes.
PolarExpress001 finished in 3 strokes.
Ruby: Wow. I didn't see that.
Jaune: Ruby, where did you go and how did it count?
Ruby: I went into the body of water from Hole Six. It counted it as a Hole in One for some reason. Also, Jaune. Look behind you.
Jaune: Why? Oh for fuck's sake.
(Everyone slightly chuckles.)
TheGreatArc finished in 5 strokes.
Yang: Well, Hole Fourteen.
Mercury: And there's the hole.
Jaune: It's too obvious. Watch.
(Jaune goes for the hole. It moves out of the way.)
Jaune: See?
Leichter: What's the trick? There always is one.
Pyrrha: I believe it may have something to do with the bushes behind us.
Leichter: Let me guess, the hole's in the bushes.
Yang: Nope. I tried them, and they didn't work.
BlackheartBoots41 scored a Hole in One!
Blake: What?
Ruby: Excuse me?
(Mercury can be heard cackling fiendishly in the background.)
Jaune: I'll take a shot in the dark. Something about those bushes makes the hole stay where it is. I'm right, aren't I?
Blake: Well, try it.
Jaune: No, I don't want to go in. I want to stay in front of it so I can sabotage you.
Yang: Fine. I'll do it. I went in the bushes anyway.
CelicaDrake6 finished in 2 strokes.
Yang: Huh. What do you know?
Jaune: And now, I will assume the position of body-blocker.
Ruby: REBOUND!
(Ruby's ball bounces off a wall, then the bushes, then another wall, around Jaune, and…)
CrescentRoseReaper scored a Hole in One!
Ruby: YAHOO!
Jaune: Okay. I'm done. THAT IS THREE IN A FUCKING ROW!
Leichter: Yeah, now I'm thinking first place is truly cemented.
Mercury: Unless someone wants to take one for the team and join Jaune on body-blocking duty.
Blake: How about you? You have the second highest stroke count.
Mercury: No, I want to win.
Leichter: Then Jaune might be on his own.
Pyrrha: Oh.
Jaune: You bounced me out of the way!
Blake: Now's our chance!
GambolGambit13 scored a Hole in One!
Leichter: Shit! I missed!
Jaune: C'mon. C'mon. Get to the Hole so I can stop them!
Leichter: NO!
SangriaDespot1 finished in 4 strokes.
Leichter: Yes!
Jaune: Damn it!
PolarExpress001 finished in 4 strokes.
Jaune: Gee. Thanks Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry.
Jaune: Ugh…
TheGreatArc finished in 5 strokes.
Mercury: Alright then. Hole Fifteen.
Pyrrha: There's a rising and falling part of the ground.
Blake: it looks like there's a pathway leading to a hole there.
Jaune: Nothing's that straightforward in this map.
Leichter: Do you see a better option?
Jaune: No, I suppose not.
Ruby: Then let's get on that platform!
(They all do. Except for someone.)
Leichter: I overshot it!
Yang: Aw, that's too ba-
(On the other side of the platform, a goal gate is on the wall. Leichter's ball touches it.)
SangriaDespot1 scored a Hole in One!
Jaune: WHAAAAAT!?
(Leichter, for the first time, laughs like a maniac.)
Ruby: That doesn't sound good.
Yang: Well, now we're up here, so we can't go back.
Blake: We can just reset.
Mercury: Yeah. That seems to be the crux of this course.
Yang: Oh. Right.
(They all try to replicate what Leichter does. Unfortunately, something happens since they overshot too much.)
Mercury: It flings you away if you go too far!?
Ruby: Oh, that's rude.
Blake: I think you have to be precise.
Yang: Oh, great.
Jaune: The worst part is, I can't block you on this one. If I go too far, I get blown away. But if I'm close, it's going to count as me getting in the hole!
Ruby: Jaune, I like you. But that sounds like a you problem.
PolarExpress001 finished in 3 strokes.
Pyrrha: I got it.
Blake: I think I did too.
GambolGambit13 finished in 4 strokes.
Jaune: Might as well get it too. Nothing better to do.
Mercury: I think I got it.
BlackheartBoots41 finished in 5 strokes.
TheGreatArc finished in 5 strokes.
Yang: Got it.
CelicaDrake6 finished in 6 strokes.
Ruby: I can't get it!
(Ruby has been failing to get it in for a while now.)
Ruby: NO!
Mercury: We might have a new leader.
Ruby: I refuse!
(Fail)
Ruby: YAH!
(Laughter at Ruby's apparent demise ensues.)
Ruby: Come on! This is it!
CrescentRoseReaper finished in 13 strokes.
Ruby: Phew. Not too bad.
Mercury: You say that, but you're behind someone now. By one stroke too.
Ruby: WHAT!?
Leichter: Oh. Ooohhh…
(The scoreboard shows Leichter at 217 strokes and Ruby at 218.)
Leichter: Uh, Miss Rose. I do believe it's a race.
Ruby: You're on!
Jaune: I'll make sure NEITHER of you win!
Blake: Yeah, with only one of you and two of them, you have to pick one.
(Jaune grumbles to himself.)
Author's Notes
There's nothing really for me to say. Oh yeah, I want to address the new story that's coming on 11/30, Data Mine, next chapter actually. Therefore, I have an announcement for this story. The next game for this will come on 12/18. It's a big one actually. It's going to be Friday the 13th. While I did see a few good suggestions in the reviews, the biggest issue is that most of them can't be truly enjoyed on online multiplayer. In addition, this isn't a Let's Play channel fanfic, so there won't be any story-line games either. Just a few friends having fun together. But please, do leave reviews on what other fun multiplayer games Beacon Gaming should do. I only aim to entertain with this one. See you tomorrow for the conclusion to Golf It, at least for now… Until next time, I'll stay Enigmatic.
-UltimateEnigmatic.