Jaune: He's gonna get us!
Stella: MOVE FASTER!
Roderick: THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU!
(Screen cuts to black.)
(POV: Stella)
Roderick: Now, the cops won't get here until nine and a half minutes, so that gives me that much time to stop any escapes made by the boat and car. I can do that easily!
Ren: Are you sure about that?
Roderick: Yes, actually.
Stella: And why?
Roderick: For starters, Neo just finished calling the cops, and the closest thing to the phone is the car, which is a fair distance away.
Jaune: Oh shit, I think you're right!
Ren: Relax. If we divide his attention to two fronts, at least one of us will escape.
Stella: Yeah. All we have to do is make sure we're not completely together.
Jaune: Okay, but I'm staying with Ren until things go south. I am completely armed.
Roderick: That is true, you spawned as Tommy Jarvis.
(POV: Ren)
Ren: Alright, Jaune. We made it to the car.
Jaune: Now let's get in and book it!
Roderick: Good plan! Only it's useless because HERE I AM!
(Jason spawns in front of the car.)
Ren: Jaune!
Jaune: Alright!
(POV: Jaune)
(Jaune aims his shotgun at Jason. He manages to get a hit on him with it.)
Roderick: DAMN IT!
Jaune: Alright, let's book it!
Ren: On it!
(Jaune and Ren, who is Adam, get in the car. With Jaune at the wheel, his high luck as Tommy starts the car immediately.)
Roderick: NO!
(The screen gets staticky.)
Jaune: Oh god!
Ren: Easy Jaune! Don't lose focus!
Roderick: EASIER SAID THAN DONE!
(Jason appears via Shift in front of the car. He slams his fists on the car's hood, forcing it to stop.)
Jaune: Damnit!
Ren: We got to get out of here!
Roderick: NO YOU DON'T!
(Roderick grabs Ren from the car.
(POV: Ren)
Roderick: You're dead now!
Ren: I don't think so!
(Ren uses a Pocket Knife.)
Roderick: ARRRGH! YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!
Ren: Jaune, I'm trusting you. Find Stella and get out of here!
Jaune: WHAT? What are you saying? We can get out of this together.
Ren: Jaune, neither of us are armed with any weapon. One of us is going to die here. It's better off being me.
Jaune: Grrh… Fine. I'm sorry, Ren.
Ren: Don't be. It's for the cause.
(Ren body-blocks Jason from getting to Jaune, who gets in the car and starts it up again.)
Roderick: A noble sacrifice? Tell you what, just for you, I'll keep this death short for you.
(POV: Roderick)
(Jason grabs Ren again. This time, Ren has no pocket knife to save him.)
Ren: Get them out of here Jaune. I'm doing this for the team.
(Execution: Jason takes Ren, as Adam, to a nearby cabin window. Jason then throws Ren's character through the window. For some reason, this is fatal. Yeah, not even the author knows why that is. Oops, fourth wall break.)
Ren: Good luck guys.
(Sound of Discord Disconnect.)
FifthLotus has left the Discord.
(POV: Stella)
Stella: Ren, your sacrifice will not be in vain.
(Stella runs along the road, hoping to find Jaune and the car.)
Jaune: Stella, where are you?
Stella: I don't know. I think I'm near a campfire.
Jaune: Wait! I see you!
Stella: Really?
(Stella turns around and sees the car roll up behind her.)
Stella: Jaune! Let's get the hell out of dodge!
Jaune: Yeah!
Roderick: Are you sure about that?
Jaune: Yeah, you used both Morph and Shift already.
Roderick: You forget, Shift is one of Savini Jason's strengths. Meaning I get it back faster!
Jaune: Fuck!
Stella: I'm looking to see where the fastest exit point is, oh damn.
Jaune: What?
Stella: Both exits are on the opposite side of the map.
Jaune: Damn it!
Roderick: Oh, and that too.
Stella: Listen, let's make it as far as we can while avoiding Jason.
Jaune: Might as well.
(The car moves along the path in silence. After a while, the car gets stopped by you-know-who.)
Roderick: HELLO!
Jaune: Make a break for it!
Stella: Yeah!
Roderick: COME OVER HERE!
(Both Stella and Jaune run along the road, hoping for the cops to appear at the end of it.)
Jaune: He's gonna get us!
Stella: MOVE FASTER!
Roderick: THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU!
(The screen gets staticky.)
(POV: Roderick)
Jaune: Is it Shift or Morph?
Stella: I don't know. It could be either!
Roderick: SHIFT BITCHES!
(Roderick performs a perfect Shift-Grab on Stella.)
Stella: Yeah, really wishing I had a pocket knife. Thanks Ruby.
Roderick: It doesn't surprise me that you can't find more of those damn things since Ruby had so many of them.
Stella: Just kill me and get it over with.
Roderick: If you insist!
(Execution: Jason grips Stella's character, being Fox, with one hand. It seems that Jason intends on choking her out. As the counselor struggles to knock Jason's grip off, she starts coughing up blood. After a while the counselor's neck breaks, killing her instantly. Jason unceremoniously drops the corpse to the ground.)
Stella: You got this Jaune!
(Sound of Discord Disconnect.)
CopperEmpress3 has left the Discord.
(POV: Jaune)
Jaune: Damnit! Damnit! Damn it all!
(The screen gets Staticky.)
Roderick: HELLO JAUNE!
Jaune: NO!
(Jason grabs Jaune's character after he morphed to where he was.)
Jaune: I'm ready this time!
Roderick: Oh, pocket knife, right. Forgot Tommy spawns with one.
(Jaune uses his pocket knife.)
Roderick: You're only delaying the inevitable!
Jaune: Gotta run for it!
(After a while, Jaune makes it to the end of the road. The police siren sounds, signaling that they are on the scene. However, they don't appear at Jaune's end of the road.)
Jaune: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!
Roderick: Aw, were you hoping that the cops would save you? Oh, that's cute! That's cute!
Jaune: DAMN! IT!
(POV: Roderick)
(Execution: Jason forces down Jaune's character, Tommy Jarvis, to the ground on his feet. He then skewers the character with his pitchfork. As the blood spills, Jason lifts the pitchfork up, forcing Tommy to slide further down the spikes.)
Roderick: Hey, this looks familiar!
(The character convulses a little bit, then falls limp, signifying his death. Jason then puts the corpse on the ground to rot, as the pitchfork is removed from his body.)
Jaune: God damnit!
Roderick: YES! And now-
(The game ends. The screen shows Roderick a message saying; You Killed 7/8.)
Roderick: Wait what? Why did the game end? Seven out of eight!? But who-
(Five minutes earlier.)
(POV: Neo)
Jaune: Is it Shift or Morph?
Stella: I don't know. It could be either!
Roderick: SHIFT BITCHES!
(Meanwhile, Neo is escaping via the boat. She had three Pocket-Knives with her which she got from Ruby's corpse. The escape goes uninterrupted since Roderick was focusing Stella and Jaune.)
(Back to present. Same POV.)
(Neo's screen shows the message; You Survived.)
Roderick: NNNNNEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO!
(Sound of Discord Connect)
ArmorMentalist, WhiteNights7, and three others have joined the Discord.
(Laughter ensues from Roderick's victims.)
Roderick: I forgot about the damn boat!
Cardin: Well, at least ONE of us got away.
Ruby: And she had my Pocket Knives!
Jaune: I still can't believe you killed me twice in the same way.
Roderick: Yeah, consider us even for Golf It!
Stella: So, we up for another game?
Ren: As great as a game this is, I want to eat lunch.
Weiss: As do I.
Cardin: What a coincidence. I do too.
Jaune: I think we all do.
Roderick: Admittedly, same.
Ruby: Alright then guys! This has been Beacon Gaming! Tune in next week! SEE YOU SOON!
(Screen cuts to black.)
Author's Notes
And that's the end of Friday the 13th! At least for now. I intend on doing another round of this and Golf-It someday, so expect to see them return. However, a bit of bitter news. The story, An Effective Journey, is going to take up a massive amount of time, as I want to focus on that particular story. After that, another chapter of Data Mine. With the way things are planned, this story won't get any new chapters until January 17th. However, the next game will be SMASH BROS! Stay tuned for that.
But for now, I will address the next story, A Soul-Bound Soldier. I'm going to make this brief, if you haven't played or watched a Let's Play of the first Xenoblade Chronicles game, STOP READING NOW! SPOILER HEAVY STUFF HERE! If this is where you stop, I'll see you when I do. Until next time, I'll stay Enigmatic.
-Ultimate Enigmatic
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Anyway, this story follows an NPC of all things. However, this NPC becomes actually important! This is a partial AU where they survive, where as in canon, they are presumed dead. After the fall of Alcamoth, many of the High Entia became Telethia. However, in this particular AU, one of them had a particular bloodline. The grandparents from their mother's side were pure blooded, but their father was a half-blood, since the father's mother was a Homs. This created an interesting genetic composition. He was 75% High Entia, 25% Homs. This, however, was not enough to save them from turning into a High Entia. However, their transformation was not complete. Now, using their Telethian appendages, they fight for the liberty of Bionis and Mechonis, under the tragedy of having to fight their former brethren. The Soul-Bound Soldier's name? Mir'Liez. First Chapter; 10/22.